Guest Report post Posted May 26, 2002 WW-Extreme roster: Hardcore Holly, Tazz, Saturn, Hugh Morrus, D-Von, Bubba Ray, Lance Storm, Raven, Justin Credible, Spike Dudley, Crash, Albert, Deacon Bautista, Al Snow, Steven Richards and Tommy Dreamer Pyro goes off, as we fade to the first WW-Extreme Saturday Night.. with your commentators Scott Hudson and new WWE arrival.. Joel Gertner. We talk to Spike and Crash in the back, before they are confronted by Lance Storm (who wants a serious moment) and Hardcore Holly (who wants to lodge his boot up somebody's ass). We go to the back where Bubba Ray Dudley and Tommy Dreamer meet, before they compete in a four-man battle royal later tonight. Dreamer offers Bubba some sardines before declaring that both of them will work to eliminate D-Von and Deacon, before they go for each other. Spike Dudley and Crash defeated Lance Storm and Hardcore Holly after Spike pinned L. Storm with the Dudley Dog (14:26) We talk to Raven and Richards in the back. Raven smacks Steven. We go on. Al Snow and Saturn are preparing in the back, before they run into Lance Storm, and mock him a bit for his loss. Storm flashes a stare before walking off. Raven and Steven Richards defeated Al Snow and Perry Saturn when Richards pinned Snow. (Snow Plow reversed into a small package with tights) (12:33) Snow walks off to the back, where Lance Storm confronts him to congratulate him on his loss. Snow punches Storm in the face, before Hardcore Holly runs in and hits Snow with a chair. Causing Saturn to run in for a save. Raven and Steven Richards defeated Spike Dudley and Crash when Raven pinned Crash (4:53), making Raven and Richards the first WW-Extreme Tag Team champions Raven and Richards are going to the back where they are met by Reverend D-Von and Deacon Bautista. D-Von takes one of the tag belts for a moment to see how it feels, then congratulates Richards and Raven, crediting 'the almighty' for their victories. He then says that either he or Deacon will take the Heavyweight title later. Lance Storm and Hardcore Holly are interviewed in the back. Storm declares that he is the anti-extreme wrestler and that he refuses to use chairshots or tables to win matches. Holly then says that he will do that. Storm dubs their team 'The Old School Assassins' D-Von Dudley won a 4-man Battle Royal. Order of elimination: Dreamer (via Deacon), Deacon (via Bubba) and Bubba (via D-Von) We go to the back, where Albert and Justin Credible exchange memories of their careers, such as X-Factor and so on. Before Hugh Morrus comes in, to declare that he is sick of that sort of BS. Hugh then says "Justin Credible, speaking from a man with a name that is a pun, your name just plain sucks. Albert, I don't know how creative you felt when you decided to call yourself that, but I'm not impressed either. Both of you are just clowns." Justin Credible jumps in, "We're clowns? weren't you called Huge Erection once?" Hugh replies "I know one thing.. that's one thing nobody feels when they are around you two clowns. How about Bert over there, donates his chest hair to Justin's head?" Hugh then manages to be saved by Tazz, Tazz then tells both Credible and Albert to save it for the ring. Tazz then tells Credible.. "Bald X-Pac, beat me if you can, survive if I let you!" Tazz won a 4-man Battle Royal: Order of elimination: Albert (via Morrus), Morrus (via Credible, crucifix with feet on the ropes) and Credible (via Tazz) Morrus confronts Justin Credible and challenges him to a match next week. Credible hesitates before Morrus declares that if he doesn't accept, he (Morrus) was gonna beat him silly right then and there. Credible then decided to accept the match. We fade to a dark scene with the messege "We're coming to crash this party" on the screen before it fades out D-Von Dudley pinned Tazz in 3:32 after help from Bautista, Richards and Raven, to win the WW-Extreme Heavyweight title. After the match, the group beat Tazz over his back with the money box, causing an injury that will keep him out for a few weeks. But, to end the show positively, Spike, Crash, Bubba and Dreamer run out to drive the heels away. Show #2 card: D-Von defends the Heavyweight title against Crash Raven and Steven Richards defend the tag team titles against Bubba Ray Dudley and Spike Dudley. Tommy Dreamer takes on the formidible Albert. Tommy may have had to take some painful moments before, but can he neutralize Albert? Do Albert and Dreamer share the same taste in food? Justin Credible takes on Hugh Morrus. Will Albert be around? Will Justin Credible glue Albert's body hair to his head? Will Hugh Morrus be the last one laughing? Lance Storm will face Al Snow, the 'Anti-Extreme' takes on Snow... Any thoughts on the card? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 26, 2002 Sounds good, but it's a small roster. Any plans to expand it? Besides that, great job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 26, 2002 Sounds good, but it's a small roster. Any plans to expand it? Yeah, I have some other guys coming in... don't worry. ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted May 26, 2002 Spike Dudley and Crash defeated Lance Storm and Hardcore Holly after Spike pinned L. Storm with the Dudley Dog (14:26) WHAT?! Storm & Holly job to fucking Spike Dudley and Crash? Then to decide the first champion, D-Von beats Tazz in a 3 minute match? Put down the blunt, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
