alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2005 [i]Saturday Night's All Right[/i] hits and Jay Richards comes through the curtains, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. COLE The Heartland title getting ready to be defended, right now! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing first, hailing from Orange City, Iowa, and weighing in at 199 pounds...a member of the CSI...JAY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE Jay Richards, who earlier tonight won a 20-man battle royal for the right to earn this title match. COACH That's right, and he actually had a choice between the three occupied singles titles, but chose to face Alf tonight, one-on-one, perhaps wanting to prove a point to Chris Stevens after scoring a pinfall on Alf last week! *a replay is shown of the finish to the six-man tag the previous week.* Richards gets into the ring and gabs with some fans, then stretches himself on the ropes as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg comes down the aisle to a big pop. BUFFER [i]And his opponent...weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former Heavyweight champion of the World, and the reigning, and defending, OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf rolls into the ring and poses in the corner with the belt, then hands it to the referee and bounces around the ring. *DING DING DING* Alf and Richards circle the ring, then tie up and Alf grabs a headlock. Richards grabs the hair and pulls Alf to the ropes, then sends him off to the other side, but gets taken down with a shoulderblock. Richards rolls right over to his feet, then runs past Alf to the ropes. Alf picks up Richards for a side slam, but Richards spins through and takes Alf over with a headscissors! COACH Nice recovery by Jay there, he realizes he's not going to win with strength and size, so he goes straight to flying moves. Alf sits in the corner and thinks things over. He then gets up and circles the ring again, then goes for a tieup. Richards ducks under and grabs a rear waistlock. Alf walks around the ring attempting to escape, before finally sending Richards from the ring with a leverage move! Richards slaps the apron and slides right back into the ring, but Alf catches him with a headlock takeover! Richards headscissors Alf, but Alf KIPS UP to escape, and catches Richards with a superkick, sending him from the ring once again! Richards stays outside this time and regains his thoughts. COLE Well, Richards was able to mount a slight bit of offense, but it didn't last long and the champ is in control here. Richards slides back in the ring, and goes to the eyes of Alf. He then goes for an Irish whip, but Alf reverses and catches him with a back elbow! Alf then waits for Richards to get to his feet, and clotheslines him down! He picks Richards up...snap suplex! Alf then goes to the top... COLE Well, the way things are going right now, Alf looks like he could avenge last week's loss in a hurry! Alf waits for Richards to get to his feet, then leaps off the top, but Richards catches him on the way down with a jumping spin wheel kick! Richards catches his breath, then positions Alf, and hits a SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT!!! Cover... 1.......... 2...................... Kickout! COACH Alf able to kick out there, but the tide has definitely turned in this match! Richards actually gets smatterings of cheers from the crowd, as he picks up Alf and gives him a snap suplex! Richards with another quick cover... 1......... 2................ Kickout! Richards takes Alf over to the corner, and hangs him in a tree of woe position! He then slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from ringside! COACH And now the weapons come into play! Richards runs around the ring and slides in on an opposite corner. He then holds the chair up to the audience, before running across the ring and dropkicking it into Alf's face!!! Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! COACH OH MAN! Alf takes a chair to the face right there! Alf falls from the buckles, and Richards hooks both legs... 1....... 2............ Alf kicks out!!! Richards grabs the chair again, and waits for Alf to get to his feet. Richards measures as Alf turns around...CRACK!!! Chairshot to the skull! Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! COLE Alf taking a VICIOUS beating here at the hands of Jay Richards, and you have to wonder if a message is in fact being sent to Chris Stevens with this! Jay grabs Alf by the hair and holds him up for a second, then smears Alf's blood on the chair and holds it up with one hand, showing it to the crowd! COACH And Alf has been busted wide open here by Jay Richards! Richards tosses the chair down and covers again... 1....... 2.............. Alf gets a shoulder up!!! COLE But Alf refusing to quit here, in defense of his Heartland title! And even if Jay somehow does fail to take Alf's title here, he'll get another shot in three days at World Without End! COACH But this time, so will his alleged "friend", Chris Stevens, and SO will the monster, Brock Ausstin! Richards stands at Alf, taunting him as he pulls himself up by the pants of Richards...long enough to hit a LOW BLOW on him! Richards falls to the mat in pain, and Alf slowly rolls out of the ring. Alf finds a KENDO STICK underneath the ring! COACH Uh oh, now Alf's got a weapon! Alf also grabs a trash can and lid and rolls them inside the ring, then rolls into the ring and grabs the lid. Alf pulls himself to his feet, then tosses the lid to Richards, who catches it in front of his face, then has it SMACKED INTO his face by Alf's kendo stick!!! Alf then grabs the trash can and places it over Richards, then grabs his legs and flips over for a pinning combination! 1......... 2.................. But Richards rolls out of it (because he's in a trash can, which is round, making it easier to roll, see.) and tries to roll to the outside, but gets caught in the ropes because the trashcan is too fat! Alf grabs Richards by the leg and drags him back to the center, then stands up the trashcan so that Richards is upside down! He then grabs the chair, then looks at Richards' groin area (not in *that* way, though, because that would be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.), and the crowd cheers in anticipation. COACH I don't think I like what's coming for Jay here... And indeed, Alf takes the chair and jams it into Richards' crotch! Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! The can falls over with Richards inside, and the crowd cheers on Alf. Alf pulls Richards out of the trashcan, and hooks a SHARPSHOOTER!!! COLE The Sharpshooter is locked in! Alf looking to retain by submission here! Richards screams out in pain as he reaches for the ropes! He inches closer...and closer...until Alf pulls him back into the center! Richards lays flat to gather up a burst of strength, then pulls himself back to the ropes, this time managing to reach them! Alf holds on to the move for a four count, then releases as Richards grabs the trashcan lid! Alf pulls Richards back to the center and attempts to lock in the hold again! But as he steps through, Richards swings the lid up and hits Alf in the forehead! Alf falls to the mat, and Richards crawls into a corner. Richards then gets up and climbs to the top rope...and comes off with a guillotine legdrop!!! Cover... 1......... 2.................... Kickout!!! COACH BEAUTIFUL legdrop by Richards, but Alf still won't give in! Richards now climbs outside the ring and grabs...a LADDER!!! COLE Uh-oh... Richards pushes the ladder into the ring as Alf starts to come to, then picks it up and knocks Alf to the mat with it! He then gives Alf a Russian legsweep onto the ladder, then goes out to the apron! COLE This could be it here! Jay Richards could be walking into World Without End as the new OAOAST Heartland champion! Richards springs onto the top rope, and comes off with the TORNADO MOONSAULT~!!!!!11111 But Alf moves, and Richards does a backflip RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER!!! COACH Nobody home, and Richards tastes the ladder! Alf pulls himself to his feet, and Richards gets up to walk right into a BELLY-TO-BELLY suplex! Both men lay on the mat for a few seconds, then Richards walks into another suplex, this one of the T-BONE variety! Alf gets up a little quicker this time, and picks him up in vertical suplex position, then carries him over, and drops down, bringing Richards RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER!!! COLE Can you IMAGINE the pain that must be going through the body of Jay Richards right now? Alf drops a quick leg, leaving Richards prone on the ladder! Alf mounts the top rope once again... COACH Here we go, Cole! Alf leaps off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 But Richards was able to grab hold of the trash can, and holds it up for Alf to land face-first into! Alf falls backwards, but is able to get up rather quickly. Richards follows him up...and attempts to lock in the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 COLE Richards going for the Crossface! If he hooks it, we'll have a new champion! But JUST before Richards can hook it in all the way, Alf is able to slip behind, and gives Richards a dragon sleeper suplex, sending him over the top to the floor! Alf then runs to meet JUMBO, who has run into the ring! COACH Here comes the cavalry, Cole! Jumbo hammers away at Alf, then whips him into the ropes. Alf ducks a big boot, then hits Jumbo with a big superkick, sending him staggering backwards into the ropes, before clotheslining him over them! Richards just rolls back into the ring, and suckers Alf in to hook the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 COLE THERE IT IS!!! He's got it sunk in this time! Alf tries desperately to reach the ropes with his free arm, but starts to fade and drops to his knees! Richards then lays on his back, and the referee raises Alf's arm as the crowd counts along! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THREE!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! Alf is BARELY able to keep it up! Alf fights to his feet, then kicks off the nearest corner, rolling on top of Stevens in a pinning combination! 1.............. 2............................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NO!!!!! Richards lets go of the hold just in time! Alf reverses an Irish whip, and Richards comes back with a CRUCIFIX...but releases his legs from the hold and reapplies the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING once again!!! COACH It's locked in again!!! At this point, Chris Stevens slides in on an opposite corner, and waits for Jay to turn Alf towards him. When he finally does, Chris goes for a superkick! ... But Alf is able to get away, and the kick connects with Richards!!! COACH OH NO!!! Stevens' kick accidentally connecting with Richards, who's down! *an instant replay then reveals that Stevens did a shuffle as Alf was moving, then went ahead with the kick on his cohort!* COLE That didn't look accidental from the replay, Coach! COACH What are you implying? COLE ...that it wasn't an accident, what the FUCK do you think??? :stupid: Alf gives Stevens a shot with the trashcan, sending him from the ring! Alf then climbs the top once again... FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1............ 2........................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of this bout...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG![/i] COLE Well, NOW we know who will go into World Without End as the Heartland champion in three days from Cleveland, Ohio! And I think Chris Stevens is going to have some explaining to do to his associate! Alf pulls himself to his feet, and raises the belt, then spots Brock Ausstin standing at the entranceway! Brock mockingly claps his hands in approval, and Alf raises the belt once again, making sure Ausstin sees it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
