alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2005 Remember, this should open the show, right after the pyro and what not. The light comes on to show the CSI entering the ring, joining 17 other men. BUFFER [i]The following contest is a TWENTY-MAN battle royal! The winner of this match, will be allowed to choose the right to face, later on tonight, one of the following men, in a championship match...the OAOAST 24/7 champion, Tha Puerto Rican...[/i] *crowd boos* [i]...the OAOAST X champion, Peter Knight...[/i] *crowd cheers* [i]...or the OAOAST Heartland champion, Alfdogg![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]And now, here are the participants. *holds up card* NARCISSISTIC NED and SARCASTIC SIMON, THE NNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ECKSSSSSSSSSPRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]JINNNNNNGUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]NATHAN BLACK, JASPER ROMERO, collectively known as GLORY BY ANNNNNNNNNARCHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!![/i] *mixed reaction* [i]JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOHARRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]MIKE GUUUUERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]THE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBANNNNNNNN WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWALLLLLLLLL!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD CAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]BOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]OOOOOOOOOOTAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]VITAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ECKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]THUNDERKID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] *mixed reaction* [i]CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN, collectively known as TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]CHRIS STEVENS, JAY RICHARDS, JUMBO, members of SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]And last, but not least...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* COLE And we're ready for a big battle royal to kick off HeldDOWN, and I really like the stip behind this, Coach! COACH Exactly, choose the right to face one of the three reigning singles champions, if you win this thing. An interesting thing would be, what happens if Vitamin X or the big Cuban Wall were to win this, what if one of them should choose to take on PRL tonight? COLE That's a great point, and it will be interesting to see, but let's get to action! *DING DING DING* COLE And HERE WE GO!!! The crowd cheers on as all 20 men go at it in a big mass brawl! The NNMX seem to pair off against Team Heyross, while Jumbo battles it out with the big Cuban Wall! Otaku II hits a big dropkick on Jasper of GBA! COACH Dangerous move to try in a battle royal, a dropkick, with all those bodies flying around! Meanwhile, Mike Guerriero has banded together with Chris Stevens and Jay Richards and have JINGUS on the ropes! COLE They're all going after the biggest guy in the match right away! Smart strategy! Reject runs over and grabs a leg, then Brock Ausstin motions for everyone to clear a path! COACH What's Brock going for here? Brock runs to one side of the ring, then comes back across and htis JINGUS with a BIG clothesline, which is enough to send him over to the floor! COLE The Devilman has been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: JINGUS eliminated: none eliminated by: Chris Stevens, Jay Richards, Mike Guerriero, Reject, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock gives an INTENSE~ yell out to the crowd, then DRILLS Guerriero with a clothesline! Brock is then swamped by Glory by Anarchy, who hammer on him and send him laying back into the ropes. The members of GBA then grab Brock around the neck, and attempt to throw him out on the other side. Brock, however, is able to block the move, slipping his arms behind and sending BOTH members of GBA over the ropes and to the protective mats below!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd & 3rd eliminations: Glory by Anarchy eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cappa goes to meet Brock, but is met with a foot to the gut. Brock then picks up Cappa on his shoulders, and sends him to the floor with an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111, right on top of the freshly eliminated Glory by Anarchy! COLE Brock Ausstin on a MAJOR roll here in the early going, and LISTEN to this crowd!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: The Mad Cappa eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock gives another INTENSE~ yell, then walks right into a BIG BOOT~ from the massive Cuban Wall! COACH But his momentum may have just been stopped short right there! Vitamin X joins his stablemate, dropping to the mat and ground pounding Brock as Wall lays the boots! Meanwhile, the NNMX hit a double goozle on Guerriero! They then set Guerriero up on the ropes for elimination, and eventually push him to the apron! Mike struggles to get back in as he's being stomped by both members of the NNMX, when suddenly Benjamin hits a big dropkick from behind, sending Simon over the top of Mike and to the floor! Ned then shoves Mike the rest of the way out, nearly on top of his own teammate! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Sarcastic Simon eliminated: none eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Mike Guerriero eliminated: JINGUS (co) eliminated by: Narcissistic Ned ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, X and Wall have Brock in huge trouble on the ropes, but Otaku grabs the leg of X and attempts to eliminate him. Brock hammers on the back of X, and slides to his feet and slugs it out with Wall. COLE Lightning Crew had Brock in trouble for a brief time, but Otaku came over to his aid. COACH Why would Otaku do that? He should allow a guy like Brock to get eliminated! Bohemoth has Jumbo up for a slam, then carries him to the ropes and sets him towards the apron, when Jumbo's stablemates Stevens and Richards nail him from behind, sending him to the floor! They then turn around and attempt a double clothesline on Reject, who very alertly slides under the arms, far enough to kick Jumbo off of the apron and onto the floor! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Bohemoth eliminated: none eliminated by: Chris Stevens, Jay Richards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: Jumbo eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Otaku charges X and gets backdropped to the apron! Otaku slugs it out with X on the apron, and starts to get the better of it, when suddenly X drops down and Otaku is met with a Wall BIG BOOT~ to the face! Needless to say, this results in the end of his night, as he falls from the apron to the floor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: Otaku II eliminated: none eliminated by: Cuban Wall ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wall then turns to hammer on Thunderkid, as Jamie O'Hara battles it out with Charlie Moss. Moss hits a nice belly-to-back suplex, as Wall floors TK with a running shoulder check! The camera cuts back wide to show O'Hara backdropping Moss to the floor! O'Hara waves goodbye to Moss, and Moss waves back and motions for O'Hara to turn around. When he does, he's met with a big superkick from Moss's partner, Quentin Benjamin, and sent to the floor at Moss's feet! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Charlie Moss eliminated: none eliminated by: Jamie O'Hara ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: Jamie O'Hara eliminated: Charlie Moss eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wall sets up Thunderkid for a powerbomb, but is hit with a big spinning heel kick from Reject, which knocks him into the ropes! TK then gets up, and joins Reject in a double clothesline which end's Wall's night! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Cuban Wall eliminated: Otaku II eliminated by: Thunderkid, Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ned hits a savate kick to the ribs of Brock, then turns around and celebrates to the crowd, not knowing the kick had zero effect on the abs of the big monster! COACH Uh...Ned... Ned turns around, and gets huge eyes as Brock lifts Ned overhead in a press slam, and walks over and tosses him to the floor on top of Wall! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Narcissistic Ned eliminated: Mike Guerriero eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TK measures Benjamin, and sends him to the floor with a big clothesline! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Quentin Benjamin eliminated: Sarcastic Simon, Jamie O'Hara eliminated by: Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And we are down to six men, Coach! COACH It's Stevens and Richards of the CSI, Thunderkid and Reject, Vitamin X of the Lightning Crew, and big Brock Ausstin! The six men surround the ring, then pair off as the crowd goes wild! Reject hammers it out with Vitamin X, TK goes head-to-head with Chris Stevens, and Brock Ausstin works over Jay Richards in the corner. TK tosses Stevens to the apron, where Stevens lands and pulls himself into a corner. TK then goes over to assist Reject, as they pick up Vitamin X... ...and drop him with the CATEGORY SIX~!!!!!11111 COLE X flattened with the Category Six by TK & Reject! Brock goes to the corner to grab Stevens, who hits Brock with a LOW BLOW~!!! Stevens then comes out of the corner and attempts a SUPERKICK on Reject, but Reject ducks and picks up Stevens in an electric chair position and dumps him over the top! COLE OH!!! COACH NO, Chris Stevens hangs on again! As Jay hammers on TK in the ring, Stevens gives Reject a shoulder shot to the gut, then sets up a suplex on the apron. COLE Stevens going to try a suplex to the floor here, perhaps... Richards attempts a piledriver on TK, but TK grabs the legs and sets him up for a slingshot! Stevens lifts Reject up for the suplex, only to collide with his own stablemate, courtesy of a slingshot from TK! Both Reject and Stevens go tumbling to the floor! COACH Oh, no! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15th elimination: Reject eliminated: JINGUS (co), Cuban Wall (co), Jumbo eliminated by: Chris Stevens ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16th elimination: Chris Stevens eliminated: JINGUS (co), Bohemoth (co), Reject eliminated by: Jay Richards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE More mishaps within CSI, and we're down to the final four! [b]Final Four: Brock Ausstin, Jay Richards, Thunderkid, Vitamin X[/b] TK staggers to the ropes, where he's clotheslined over and to the floor by Brock Ausstin! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated: Cuban Wall (co), Quentin Benjamin eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vitamin X sluggishly grabs a leg of Brock Ausstin, but Brock gives him a sledge to the back, then picks him up in F-STUNNER-5 position... COLE Vitamin X about to take a ride! Suddenly, Richards hits a huge dropkick to the back of Brock, and Brock drops X to the floor! Brock hangs upside down on the top rope, and Richards give one last push.... .... ....and SENDS BROCK TO THE FLOOR~!!! COLE THAT'S IT!!! COACH JAY DID IT!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18th elimination: Vitamin X eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19th elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated: JINGUS (co), Nathan Black, Jasper Romero, The Mad Cappa, Narcissistic Ned, Thunderkid, Vitamin X eliminated by: Jay Richards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ********************************************************** WINNER: Jay Richards eliminated: JINGUS (co), Bohemoth (co), Chris Stevens, Brock Ausstin ********************************************************** *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the battle royal...JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] [i]Saturday Night's All Right[/i] plays as Jay staggers around the ring and attempts to taunt the crowd. COACH And you have to wonder who Jay will choose to face tonight! He has a shot at Alf coming this Sunday at World Without End already, there's a possibility he could become a double champion within the span of three days! COLE We'll find out, but right now, we have to send you backstage! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
