KingPK 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2005 OAOAST HeldDOWN~! It's back to the normal intro this week, complete with the long-dreaded return of LaLa as the theme. We cut to the arena in Tupelo, Mississippi as the pyro EXPLODES~! and the fans display their signage, with such gems as "Zack and Shack Attack!" and "I *heart* Tildebangs~~~~!!!" We sweep across the arena and settle down at Sofa Central, where TRIPLE CEE is set to call the action! MICHAEL COLE We're just three days away from World Without End and we are LIVE with HeldDOWN from Tupelo!! Tonight, we've got a big six-man main event as The Parka teams up with the World Tag Team Champions The Usual Suspects to face Upstarts Christian Wright and the Global Party Exchange! CABOOSE We should also hear from the three guys who will participate in the World Title match this Sunday. JONATHAN COACHMAN Three? I think you forgot someone. CABOOSE Popick isn't a factor in that match as far as I'm concerned. We go up to the ring as CSI steps through the ropes to join 17 other men. *DING DING DING* BUFFER The following contest is a TWENTY-MAN battle royal! The winner of this match, will be allowed to choose the right to face, later on tonight, one of the following men, in a championship match...the OAOAST 24/7 champion, Tha Puerto Rican... *crowd boos* ...the OAOAST X champion, Peter Knight... *crowd cheers* ...or the OAOAST Heartland champion, Alfdogg! *crowd cheers* And now, here are the participants. *holds up card* NARCISSISTIC NED and SARCASTIC SIMON, THE NNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ECKSSSSSSSSSPRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *crowd boos* JINNNNNNGUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *crowd cheers* NATHAN BLACK, JASPER ROMERO, collectively known as GLORY BY ANNNNNNNNNARCHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! *mixed reaction* JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOHARRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *crowd boos* MIKE GUUUUERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *crowd cheers* THE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBANNNNNNNN WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWALLLLLLLLL!!!!! *crowd boos* THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD CAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *crowd cheers* BOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *crowd boos* OOOOOOOOOOTAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *crowd cheers* VITAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ECKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *crowd boos* THUNDERKID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!! *mixed reaction* CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN, collectively known as TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *crowd cheers* CHRIS STEVENS, JAY RICHARDS, JUMBO, members of SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! *crowd boos* And last, but not least...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! *crowd cheers* COLE And we're ready for a big battle royal to kick off HeldDOWN, and I really like the stip behind this, Coach! COACH Exactly, choose the right to face one of the three reigning singles champions, if you win this thing. An interesting thing would be, what happens if Vitamin X or the big Cuban Wall were to win this, what if one of them should choose to take on PRL tonight? COLE That's a great point, and it will be interesting to see, but let's get to action! *DING DING DING* COLE And HERE WE GO!!! The crowd cheers on as all 20 men go at it in a big mass brawl! The NNMX seem to pair off against Team Heyross, while Jumbo battles it out with the big Cuban Wall! Otaku II hits a big dropkick on Jasper of GBA! COACH Dangerous move to try in a battle royal, a dropkick, with all those bodies flying around! Meanwhile, Mike Guerriero has banded together with Chris Stevens and Jay Richards and have JINGUS on the ropes! COLE They're all going after the biggest guy in the match right away! Smart strategy! Reject runs over and grabs a leg, then Brock Ausstin motions for everyone to clear a path! COACH What's Brock going for here? Brock runs to one side of the ring, then comes back across and htis JINGUS with a BIG clothesline, which is enough to send him over to the floor! COLE The Devilman has been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: JINGUS eliminated: none eliminated by: Chris Stevens, Jay Richards, Mike Guerriero, Reject, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock gives an INTENSE~ yell out to the crowd, then DRILLS Guerriero with a clothesline! Brock is then swamped by Glory by Anarchy, who hammer on him and send him laying back into the ropes. The members of GBA then grab Brock around the neck, and attempt to throw him out on the other side. Brock, however, is able to block the move, slipping his arms behind and sending BOTH members of GBA over the ropes and to the protective mats below!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd & 3rd eliminations: Glory by Anarchy eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cappa goes to meet Brock, but is met with a foot to the gut. Brock then picks up Cappa on his shoulders, and sends him to the floor with an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111, right on top of the freshly eliminated Glory by Anarchy! COLE Brock Ausstin on a MAJOR roll here in the early going, and LISTEN to this crowd!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: The Mad Cappa eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock gives another INTENSE~ yell, then walks right into a BIG BOOT~ from the massive Cuban Wall! COACH But his momentum may have just been stopped short right there! Vitamin X joins his stablemate, dropping to the mat and ground pounding Brock as Wall lays the boots! Meanwhile, the NNMX hit a double goozle on Guerriero! They then set Guerriero up on the ropes for elimination, and eventually push him to the apron! Mike struggles to get back in as he's being stomped by both members of the NNMX, when suddenly Benjamin hits a big dropkick from behind, sending Simon over the top of Mike and to the floor! Ned then shoves Mike the rest of the way out, nearly on top of his own teammate! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Sarcastic Simon eliminated: none eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Mike Guerriero eliminated: JINGUS (co) eliminated by: Narcissistic Ned ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, X and Wall have Brock in huge trouble on the ropes, but Otaku grabs the leg of X and attempts to eliminate him. Brock hammers on the back of X, and slides to his feet and slugs it out with Wall. COLE Lightning Crew had Brock in trouble for a brief time, but Otaku came over to his aid. COACH Why would Otaku do that? He should allow a guy like Brock to get eliminated! Bohemoth has Jumbo up for a slam, then carries him to the ropes and sets him towards the apron, when Jumbo's stablemates Stevens and Richards nail him from behind, sending him to the floor! They then turn around and attempt a double clothesline on Reject, who very alertly slides under the arms, far enough to kick Jumbo off of the apron and onto the floor! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Bohemoth eliminated: none eliminated by: Chris Stevens, Jay Richards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: Jumbo eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Otaku charges X and gets backdropped to the apron! Otaku slugs it out with X on the apron, and starts to get the better of it, when suddenly X drops down and Otaku is met with a Wall BIG BOOT~ to the face! Needless to say, this results in the end of his night, as he falls from the apron to the floor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: Otaku II eliminated: none eliminated by: Cuban Wall ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wall then turns to hammer on Thunderkid, as Jamie O'Hara battles it out with Charlie Moss. Moss hits a nice belly-to-back suplex, as Wall floors TK with a running shoulder check! The camera cuts back wide to show O'Hara backdropping Moss to the floor! O'Hara waves goodbye to Moss, and Moss waves back and motions for O'Hara to turn around. When he does, he's met with a big superkick from Moss's partner, Quentin Benjamin, and sent to the floor at Moss's feet! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Charlie Moss eliminated: none eliminated by: Jamie O'Hara ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: Jamie O'Hara eliminated: Charlie Moss eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wall sets up Thunderkid for a powerbomb, but is hit with a big spinning heel kick from Reject, which knocks him into the ropes! TK then gets up, and joins Reject in a double clothesline which end's Wall's night! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Cuban Wall eliminated: Otaku II eliminated by: Thunderkid, Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ned hits a savate kick to the ribs of Brock, then turns around and celebrates to the crowd, not knowing the kick had zero effect on the abs of the big monster! COACH Uh...Ned... Ned turns around, and gets huge eyes as Brock lifts Ned overhead in a press slam, and walks over and tosses him to the floor on top of Wall! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Narcissistic Ned eliminated: Mike Guerriero eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TK measures Benjamin, and sends him to the floor with a big clothesline! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Quentin Benjamin eliminated: Sarcastic Simon, Jamie O'Hara eliminated by: Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And we are down to six men, Coach! COACH It's Stevens and Richards of the CSI, Thunderkid and Reject, Vitamin X of the Lightning Crew, and big Brock Ausstin! The six men surround the ring, then pair off as the crowd goes wild! Reject hammers it out with Vitamin X, TK goes head-to-head with Chris Stevens, and Brock Ausstin works over Jay Richards in the corner. TK tosses Stevens to the apron, where Stevens lands and pulls himself into a corner. TK then goes over to assist Reject, as they pick up Vitamin X... ...and drop him with the CATEGORY SIX~!!!!!11111 COLE X flattened with the Category Six by TK & Reject! Brock goes to the corner to grab Stevens, who hits Brock with a LOW BLOW~!!! Stevens then comes out of the corner and attempts a SUPERKICK on Reject, but Reject ducks and picks up Stevens in an electric chair position and dumps him over the top! COLE OH!!! COACH NO, Chris Stevens hangs on again! As Jay hammers on TK in the ring, Stevens gives Reject a shoulder shot to the gut, then sets up a suplex on the apron. COLE Stevens going to try a suplex to the floor here, perhaps... Richards attempts a piledriver on TK, but TK grabs the legs and sets him up for a slingshot! Stevens lifts Reject up for the suplex, only to collide with his own stablemate, courtesy of a slingshot from TK! Both Reject and Stevens go tumbling to the floor! COACH Oh, no! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15th elimination: Reject eliminated: JINGUS (co), Cuban Wall (co), Jumbo eliminated by: Chris Stevens ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16th elimination: Chris Stevens eliminated: JINGUS (co), Bohemoth (co), Reject eliminated by: Jay Richards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE More mishaps within CSI, and we're down to the final four! Final Four: Brock Ausstin, Jay Richards, Thunderkid, Vitamin X TK staggers to the ropes, where he's clotheslined over and to the floor by Brock Ausstin! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated: Cuban Wall (co), Quentin Benjamin eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vitamin X sluggishly grabs a leg of Brock Ausstin, but Brock gives him a sledge to the back, then picks him up in F-STUNNER-5 position... COLE Vitamin X about to take a ride! Suddenly, Richards hits a huge dropkick to the back of Brock, and Brock drops X to the floor! Brock hangs upside down on the top rope, and Richards give one last push.... .... ....and SENDS BROCK TO THE FLOOR~!!! COLE THAT'S IT!!! COACH JAY DID IT!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18th elimination: Vitamin X eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19th elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated: JINGUS (co), Nathan Black, Jasper Romero, The Mad Cappa, Narcissistic Ned, Thunderkid, Vitamin X eliminated by: Jay Richards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ********************************************************** WINNER: Jay Richards eliminated: JINGUS (co), Bohemoth (co), Chris Stevens, Brock Ausstin ********************************************************** *DING DING DING* BUFFER The winner of the battle royal...JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Saturday Night's All Right plays as Jay staggers around the ring and attempts to taunt the crowd. COACH And you have to wonder who Jay will choose to face tonight! He has a shot at Alf coming this Sunday at World Without End already, there's a possibility he could become a double champion within the span of three days! COLE We'll find out later tonight. The camera cuts to the backstage area. Otaku II is walking down the corridor. The crowd pops the moment he is shown. Otaku has a smile on his face, but suddenly… VITAMIN X AND CUBAN WALL ATTACK OTAKU II FROM BEHIND! COLE Hey! What the hell? COACH The Lightning Crew has just attacked Otaku II! The crowd boos as Vitamin X and Cuban Wall lay into Otaku! Otaku tries to fight back, but he is no match for Cuban Wall. Vitamin X throws Otaku II into a wall, and then clotheslines him down! COLE I don’t believe this! Why are they doing this for? CABOOSE Don’t you remember last week’s HeldDOWN~!? Otaku II and Spanish Fly took on Cuban Wall and Vitamin X in a tag team match. COLE I know that, but the match ended in a disqualification! CABOOSE Exactly. The match didn’t have a finish, so Vitamin X and Cuban Wall are finishing it! Cuban Wall holds Otaku up as Vitamin X punches him all over his body. Cuban Wall throws Otaku into a wall again. Cuban Wall holds Otaku, and Vitamin X slaps him across the face! COLE Good God! Vitamin X taunts the hurt Otaku, punching him some more. Then, finally, OAOAST road agents and referees arrive at the scene. The road agents pull Vitamin X away from Otaku. It takes a few road agents for this to happen, though. OAOAST road agents Terry Funk, Terry Taylor, and “Macho Man” Randy Savage pull Cuban Wall away from Otaku II. Referees Nick Patrick and Nick Soapdish check on Otaku, who is on the floor, clutching his stomach. Vitamin X and Cuban Wall smile evilly while the crowd boos. COLE What a scene this is backstage! I can’t believe the audacity of Vitamin X and Cuban Wall! This is ridiculous! CABOOSE I thought it was great! Otaku II deserves it! COLE How does he deserve it? CABOOSE Because he’s Otaku II. 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KingPK 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2005 Recorded Earlier. Like Wednesday maybe. (Hustlers grab your guns, your shadow weighs a ton, driving down the 101. California here we come. Thanks to a camera placed on the dash, we see the long absent Chicks Over Dicks in Alix’s Saab 9-3. Alix is in the driver’s seat, cutting people off and treating the road like it was course on the video game LA Rush, Krista is in the passenger seat, making her peace with the lord, and thinking Alix’s driver’s ed teacher was Stevie Wonder, and OAOAST man on the scene Terry Taylor is in the backseat, waiting for an interview, and a new change of pants.) ALIX MARIA SPEZIA Krista-Krista, will I make a left turn or a right? Krista-Krista, did I just miss the turn? Krista-Krista, am I on the right highway? Krista-Krista, you're not wearing deodorant are you? KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN Krista-Krista thinks you need to slow down, before her head winds up in a palm tree. ALIX A school bus just passed me, Krista. I had little second graders giving me the finger. I can go no slower. If I go any slower, I won’t be moving. This is your fault, Terry Taylor. Your fat BUTT is making it hard for me to drive. You took Kristie Alley’s How to lose your ass and get your life back too seriously. Doesn’t she do Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig ads now? Why don’t these chicks just do what I do to lose weight? KRISTA Sweeite, what you do is considered an eating disorder. TERRY Girls..... ALIX Why do we have to be interviewed by Terry Taylor, anyway? Terry, I’m sure you’re a super neat guy, when you’re not being a total loser, but I don’t really wanna spend my Thursday night with wrestling’s Napoleon Dynamite. I mean, why are you here? Do you at least have weed? TERRY No. ALIX God. You’re so lame. Don’t talk to me. And why are you here right now at this very moment? You’re not coming into the restaurant with us. You can stay in the car and play Frogger on my celly. Moooo! That’s the sound frogs make right? Moo? TERRY I tried to do this interview earlier, but Krista had to teach an exercise class, you had to get your hair done, then Krista made me pick up Maya from school and take her to soccer practice, then you made me sweep your driveway, then Krista made me go to all the way to Manhattan Beach to shakedown Ned for a child support payment, and he knocked my front teeth out. If I don’t get this interview they’ll fire me! I can’t tell my wife I got fired, she’ll beat me. I don’t wanna get beat. Help! (Alix ignores Terry's passionate pleas for assistance, and turns on the radio.) ALIX Oooh Shake it off. That video is sick! I’ll be Mariah, Krista, you be Chris Tucker, Terry, you be quiet. KRISTA Chris Tucker? I thought that was Elix Skipper. TAYLOR Girls, for the love of Peter! I only have one question! I was sent here to get your thoughts on the war between the upstarts and the originals. This battle threatens to tear the OAOAST apart and I *have* to know what *you* think! ALIX One question? You came out here to ask one question? You couldn’t have text messaged us that...hey look! (Alix points to the Ford Escort in front of them, where two college aged gentlemen in the back seat are holding up a sign with their cellphone number on it, instructing Alix to call them.) ALIX Should I call them? Should I do it? I’m gonna do it. (Alix dials the number on her “celly) Hey, what’s up....No, she’s not my mom, she just looks old.... KRISTA !!!! ALIX What do you guys think of the whole Upstarts thing...In the OAOAST. They don’t know what an OAOAST is. It’s a wrestling federation. You know wrestling? Yeah! Yes, he's as a gay as he looks. No, he's not really from Malibu, he's from Rhode Island or something....You wanna hook with up me? I dunno.....tell ya what, if you and the other the dude kiss, I'll think about it...ok....booo! That's not a kiss. That's how you kiss your dog. Kiss him like I kiss my mom. With some tongue, baby...tremendous! KRISTA Terry, I'll save your segment and your job. The Upstarts believe their, as you put it “war” is one waged for equality. And Alix and I are no stranger to that fight. For nearly one year, despite being two of the most popular people on the roster, check out the merchandise sales, we were relegated to something barely above novelty acts. While tag teams with the talent level of fourth graders playing wrestler in their basement and charisma and charm of an old man's pissed in Depends diaper were bestowed with title shot after title shot, and pay per view slot after pay per view slot, we languished in the midcard. Why? TERRY Why indeed. For the OAOAST this is... KRISTA Because we were the only team who’s boobs and estrogen count weren’t a result of years of steroid abuse. Tell the opportunistic vultures in congress to forget standardized drug testing, if you want to keep pro athletes off steroids, show ‘em a picture of my ex-boyfriend Ned Blanchard’s balls. That'll scare them straight. It’s a minor miracle I got a kid out of him. Anyway, despite the fact that it was fairly obvious we were victims of blatant gender discrimination, we didn’t begrudge anyone anything. Oh sure when The Tether Brothers, and The Frankensteiners and any of the other teams that disappeared from public eye quicker then Uncle Kracker, were ranked on the list of top ten tag teams, and we weren't, we were pretty mad. Sure we thought of hiring an actor to interrupt OAOAST board meetings pretending to be Bill Watts' underage lover to get a measure of revenge, but the kid from the Sixth Sense didn’t wanna work cheap. So we bit our tongue for the most part, and we waited for an opportunity. When that opportunity came, we capitalized on it. TAYLOR So you’re saying that the upstarts should shut up and wait their turn? KRISTA Don't put words in my mouth. Alix tends to get jealous, when you put things in my mouth. I think the quest for equality is a noble one. But the Upstarts don’t want equality. They want domination. Some of them, many of them, have been sitting on the OAOAST roster, or wasting away in the development camps for years. They’ve suffered in anguish and in silence while lesser men have leapfrogged them on the road to professional wrestler superstardom. Now, “world famous wrestler” is only a slight step above “world famous crackwhore” but whatever floats your boat. These Upstarts, do you capitalize that, don’t want their fair share. What they want is the OAOAST in it’s entirety. Their single reason for existence is to hurt the Originals as bad as the Originals hurt them. Everything Tony Brannigan did to Johnny Jackson, Johnny wants to give back two hundred times harder. And so on and so forth. They want to oppress the Originals, keep them down, show them what life is like when there's no place to go but up. Then when they’re done oppressing them, they want them gone. That’s the Upstarts motive. No matter who wins this war, nothing changes. Someone will still get hurt, someone will still be on the bottom, and someone will still be on the top. The characters may change, the setting may evolve, roles may be reversed, but nothing will ever change. This is the world's poorest performed reenactment of the French Revolution. If Zack Malibu tells Stephen Joseph to eat cake, I'll cry. TAYLOR Food for thought, or should I say cake for thought, on this Thursday evening. For the OAOAST... KRISTA I'm not done pontificating! Sit back and play with Alix's cellphone. It’s a very depressing situation, actually. And if I didn’t hate everyone involved, I might be inclined to shed a single solitary tear. Terry, the Upstarts average age is around twenty two years old, the Originals average barely clears twenty five. Some of them are so young, I was at my senior prom kneeing Lance Vogel in the balls for trying to steal second base when they were still in their mommy’s stomachs after their daddy ran his way home on a pinch hit by an old teammate named GHB. These are kids, yes I said kids, who still get carded when they go to see a rated R movie. Yet they’ve all been convinced that their so dramatically opposed, the key to their survival lies in the hands of the other's destruction. What this battle truly is is a clever manipulation by the mutual enemy of both groups, the real bad guys who benefit the most if these two similar sides remain opposed. One of the GPX guys, I don't know his name, referenced this foe, but still remains oblivious to it. Who are these scheming villains? The fat rich white men in the office such as yourself who will discarded these kids like a worn out tennis shoe as soon as they out live their usefulness. ALIX Hey, I’m not fat! And just because I have short hair doesn’t mean you can confuse me with a man! And as for the white part, I’ve got a gnarly tan, some people think I’m latina. Oui? Oui? KRISTA I’m talking about Terry, Pepe-Le Puke. TAYLOR I don’t have an office. I have a box next to the dumpster. On trash days I have quite the brouhaha with the garbage men who want to take my precious box to lands far away. KRISTA That's wonderful. Now before I forget, or the camera runs out of tape, I want to congratulate Simon Singleton on the birth of a beautiful baby girl, Sue Ellen. Hopefully Simon does not take his parenting cues from my no good, dead beat, roided up, pencil dicked, premature ejaculating, coked out, homophobic, immigrant hating, ex-boyfriend, his tag team partner, Ned Blanchard. TAYLOR Alix, your thoughts? ALIX You two are dorks. And Krista uses all these big words like she goes home and listens to All Things Considered on NPR or something. Whatever. When she goes home she watches reruns of The Parkers, and Girlfriends just like the rest of us dummies..... The screen turns to static as the tape runs out. COLE ...... COACH Don't look at me. CABOOSE Well...I THINK they said they don't like the Upstarts, so that makes them ok with me. COLE Switching gears quickly, but staying in the same gender....don't say a WORD Caboose..... CABOOSE Dang. COLE .....it's now time for the third appearance of a young woman who's starting to take the OAOAST women's division by storm: Julie "The Shark" Sharcor. COACH She's 2-0 in her OAOAST history thus far. For those of you that haven't seen her wrestle yet, you're probably saying to yourselves: "Yeah...all new guys usually go 2-0." Well...not like Julie has. Her combined matchtimes thus far, according to the official OAOAST timekeeper, is one minute, four seconds. TWO MATCHES. COLE We went over her extensive background in mixed martial arts last week, and how she tore through the southwestern indies before coming here...but enough talk! Let's see if "The Shark" can continue to live up to the hype! (Cut to wide shot of the ring, showing Julie's opponent waiting...) BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall with a ten-minute time limit. Introducing first, from Portland, Oregon, wearing the blue gym shorts and tanktop and weighing in at 145 pounds....Cindy Gregory! Julie "The Shark" Sharcor storms through the entrance curtain, hearing more cheers than she did last week. She pops in her mouthguard and storms down the aisle, again to no music. BUFFER ...from San Diego, California; she is wearing the red tanktop, red boxing shorts with black trim, and the red boots with black kickpads...she weighs in tonight at 194-1/4 pounds. She is Julie "The SHAAAARK" SHAAAAAARCOOOOOR! COLE The monster's coming to feed on her prey. Sharcor gets to her corner, as we see a shot of Cindy Gregory in her corner, looking mightily intimidated. *BELL RINGS* Sharcor cracks her neck, then calls Gregory to mid-ring. "The Shark" puts her hand out, looking to go for a Greco-Roman knucklelock. Gregory grabs onto it...but gets pulled into a sumo-style clinch! Sharcor's incredible strength keeps Cindy in her clutches. Sharcor then manuevers into a front facelock. She cranks down on the hold, but Cindy is somehow able to manuever her head from the vice-like grip...so Sharcor grabs the back of Gregory's head, and goes NUTS with soccer-style knee strikes to the face! One after another, switching knees after each STIFF BLOW! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! Sharcor then lets go of Gregory's head...and she drops to the ground in an unconcious heap! The referee lifts her arm and lets it drop to check, then starts the count... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! *DING**DING* BUFFER The winner of the contest, in twenty-one seconds....JULIE "THE SHAAAAAARRRK" SHARRRRCOR! COLE My LORD! COACH That was VICIOUS! Sharcor gets her hand raised by the referee, who then calls down an EMT with smelling salts. Sharcor removes her mouthguard and leaves the ring, as she continues to build crowd support. COLE "The Shark" has continued her brutal path of destruction, most likely straight to the OAOAST World Women's Title! The camera cuts to the backstage area where Vitamin X and Cuban Wall are laughing it up. VITAMIN X Oh man! That was great! That was just, just perfect! CUBAN WALL I know. We should got him good! P.R. would be proud! VITAMIN X Yeah, the boss would be very pleased! But, man, did Otaku II not see that coming! It was like; he was walking, minding his own business, and then, BAM! The Lightning Crew kicks his ass six ways from Sunday! We just Pearl Harbored his ass! HA! HA! CUBAN WALL Yeah, he’s SO not going to be 100% come Sunday at World Without End when you take him on in a one-on-one match! VITAMIN X Yeah. (Vitamin X’s smile fades) Wait. What? What about this Sunday? CUBAN WALL Didn’t you hear PRL earlier? Calvin Szechstein has put you in a match against Otaku II this Sunday at World Without End. He heard what you said about taking out Otaku last week, so he decided that a one-on-one match would be the perfect way for you to do what you said you would do last week. VITAMIN X Oh. Okay then. Well, then I guess I’ll have to wait till this Sunday to finish the job! CUBAN WALL Yeah! You are going to cream Otaku II this Sunday at World Without End! VITAMIN X You’re damn right! Otaku II is going down, man! He’s going down! He’s going down! He’s going down—AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Otaku II slams a steel chair against the back of Vitamin X! Cuban Wall tries to attack, but Otaku II slams the chair over Wall’s head, knocking him down! COLE Otaku strikes back! Otaku II kicks Vitamin X while he’s on the ground. He slams the chair onto Vitamin X again! And again! He slams the chair onto Cuban Wall for good measure! CABOOSE That bastard! How dare he do something like this? This is just awful! COACH I like to think Vitamin X has gotten what he deserves! CABOOSE You’re sick you know that? You’re sick! Otaku II stands over Vitamin X and Cuban Wall. OTAKU II I’ll see you this Sunday! Otaku II leaves as the crowd cheers. Vitamin X and Cuban Wall clutch their stomachs, and cough. Vitamin X sneers, as he watches Otaku leave. (Cut to Sofa Central) COLE Did you hear that? Otaku said “I’ll see you this Sunday!” and left. The message was clear. This Sunday at World Without End, Otaku won’t pull any punches. He’s ready for Vitamin X! And Vitamin X better be ready for Otaku II! COACH What a shocking announcement. A rivalry between Otaku and Vitamin X has been slowly brewing these past few weeks, and this Sunday at World Without End, they will collide one-on-one! CABOOSE You know, I love it whenever more than one Lightning Crew member appears on pay-per-view, but this is so sudden. Vitamin X just found out NOW, that he is fighting Otaku II at World Without End. I had no idea either. This is unfair. Vitamin X has 3 days to prepare for this match. That’s not enough time to get ready. COLE I think that’s more than enough time. Now neither man won’t have the advantage. Both men were attacked, and likely, both men won’t be 100% this Sunday at World Without End. It’s a level playing field. This Sunday, October 30th, at World Without End, Otaku II and Vitamin X will get it on, one-on-one! We cut to the back yet again and find the HI-YAH Heavyweight champion Parka, dressed for his match tonight with title belt over his shoulder, walking through the hall. He stops at a door and knocks and, apparently having heard permission to enter, turns the knob and walks in. The camera follows as we see that it is the locker room of X-Champion Peter Knight. PARKA Hey, what's up man? Knight, a bit confused by the interruption, rises and slaps hands with his former partner. He is dressed in a t-shirt and jeans, but his gear is ready if he has to wrestle. KNIGHT What...what are you doing here? PARKA What, I can't come in and have a word with my old friend? KNIGHT No, I meant shouldn't you be getting ready for your match? PARKA Hey, I AM ready buddy, Zack and Leon and me are going to stomp some heads later. I just wanted to talk to you about something else. See, last week we brought the house down, just like old times. I know we agreed to focus on our singles careers for a while and that's worked out for the both of us so far, but I felt something. Didn't you feel the energy? Everyone was talking about us! KNIGHT Yeah, that's all I heard this week from people. "When are you and Parka teaming up again?" "When are the Dream Machines coming back?" I mean, I only just won another shot at the World Title before that happened, why should they be interested in that? PARKA Hey, you are going to kick some serious ass on Sunday and win that title, everyone knows that. But back to what I was talking about. I was in Calvin's office earlier and I proposed an idea to him that he was very interested in. How about this: next week, on the HeldDOWN after World Without End, we reunite the Dream Machines for one night only and take on whoever wins the Tag Title match at WWE? Hell, let's make it for the titles, just to see if we've still got it! Then, we'll have ALL the gold because it will be STILL the HI-YAH Heavyweight champion Parka and the NEW OAOAST World Heavyweight and X-Champion Peter Knight, the Dream Machines, once again OAOAST Tag Team Champions! Whoo, we'll have it all. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Knight ponders Parka's idea and a smile begins to form on his face. KNIGHT You know, World Heavyweight Champion Peter Knight REALLY sounds good to these ears. As far as tagging next week...... He extends his hand and Parka happily accepts it to cheers from the arena crowd. KNIGHT ......no thanks. Knight releases the handshake and leaves a very confused Parka alone in the room as we fade to commercial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2005 COLE Welcome back everybody. Before we went to break, we saw Peter Knight actually turn down an offer by Parka to reunite the Dream Machines next week on HeldDOWN. What do you make of that, guys? CABOOSE You really can't fault the guy for wanting to keep looking forward and focusing on winning the World Title this Sunday and not have something like that in the back of his head, which might serve as a distraction. COACH Still, I really wanted to see the Dream Machines back together again. Maybe PK will change his mind during the week. COLE We'll talk more about the title match a bit later on, but right now, let's go to Josh Matthews who is backstage with Jay Richards. Who will he choose to face tonight? *the camera cuts backstage to Josh Matthews, who is with Jay Richards. JOSH I'm standing here with Jay Richards, who won a 20-man battle royal earlier tonight, and Jay, as a result, you can choose whether later tonight, you wrestle for the 24/7 title, the X title, or the Heartland title. RICHARDS That's right, Josh, and I have come to a dec... *Chris Stevens interrupts.* STEVENS What the hell are you doing out there? RICHARDS Look, Chris, it was an accident. The guy slingshotted me into you... STEVENS If you're going to eliminate me, at least be a man and do it face-to-face. JOSH Well, it looked like you guys were "face-to-face" to me. *the crowd laughs as Stevens and Richards both shoot an angry glare Josh's way.* RICHARDS Tonight, I'm going to make it up to you, Chris. STEVENS What? RICHARDS I've already told Calvin who I plan to face tonight, and tonight, I'm challenging Alfdogg for the Heartland title, one-on-one. *crowd cheers* STEVENS Now wait a minute, Jay, this isn't how the plan was supposed to go... RICHARDS Well, to be perfectly frank...I think your plan SUCKS. *crowd cheers* RICHARDS I beat Alf last week, and this week, I'm going to do it again. And this time, I'm going to do something you couldn't do, and take his title. *Richards walks out of the room, leaving Stevens and Jumbo with shocked looks on their faces.* COACH Well, how about that? We're going to get part of the Heartland title match three days early. The camera cuts to the interview area, showing a close-up of Spanish Fly’s mask. The crowd cheers. Fly has a wide smile on his face. The camera pulls back to show Josh Matthews about to interview him. JOSH MATTHEWS Spanish Fly, this Sunday at World Without End, you will challenge “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican for the OAOAST 24/7 Championship. This will be the first time you are competing on an OAOAST pay-per-view, and it will be against a man who you use to serve in The Lightning Crew. What are your thoughts heading into this very important match-up? SPANISH FLY Josh, I cannot WAIT till World Without End this Sunday! I am VERY much looking forward to my match with Tha Puerto Rican. And I know that when people look at me and look at PRL, they see the size difference. But then again, two weeks ago on HeldDOWN~!, I DID pin Tha Puerto Rican’s shoulders to the mat 1-2-3 in that Six-Man Tag Team Match. So, I think I’ve shown everybody that I CAN hang with The Corporate Champ. Spanish Fly’s smile fades as he looks towards something. That something is “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN, who walks into view, a smirk on his face, wearing his suit and tie, and holding his custom-made 24/7 Championship belt over his left shoulder. PRL, wearing sunglasses, spins his belt plate, staring down at Spanish Fly. Fly just looks at PRL IN ANGER~! “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN Hi, Fly! You still in this company? Spanish Fly puts fingers in his ears. PRL Oh very funny. My voice isn’t THAT high! Did I just hear what I think I just heard? Did you say you think you proved to everyone that you can hang with Tha Puerto Rican? Can I get some of whatever it is you’re smoking that makes you think a statement like that is true? Or is your mask tied a little too tight? SPANISH FLY It’s not. PRL Uh-huh. Sure. Hang with Tha Puerto Rican! That’s a good one. SPANISH FLY That’s right. PRL Heh. Hang with Tha Puerto Rican. SPANISH FLY Yup. PRL Wonderful. I love it. Hang with Tha Puerto Rican. (PRL’s smirk fades) Does the reality in which the rest of the world exists not reach you down there, little fella? Huh? See, here’s the deal, Fly. I’m a boy. And you? You are just a little man. PRL stops to realize what he just said. The crowd laughs. Spanish Fly chuckles. PRL No wait. Wait. Okay. Spanish Fly, I’m a man. And you? You are just a little boy. And I like to play with little boys! No! That’s not what I mean! That’s not what I mean! Spanish Fly rolls his eyes. The crowd laughs, as does Josh Matthews. PRL Okay. Okay! Spanish Fly. This Sunday, October 30, 2005, will be the worst day of your life! At World Without End, this Sunday, I, “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican, will walk down the Corporate ramp. Slide into the Corporate ring. Take his Corporate boot. And stick it so far up your ass that your crap will come out your mouth! Infact, it’ll represent what you’ve been saying these past few weeks. Pure crap! Because, Spanish Fly, you CAN’T hang with Tha Puerto Rican! You are NOT in my league! Do all the flying and jumping around you want, you will still end up getting hit with the Corporate Nightmare! Face it, Fly, I am simply, better than you. And on the night of October 30, 2005, not only will Stephen Joseph Popick finally, FINALLY become the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, but also Tha Puerto Rican will finally, FINALLY SHUT SPANISH FLY UP…for good. The crowd boos. PRL I’ve been waiting for this night since AngleSlam. I know you have been waiting for this night for quite a while, since June 11, 2004 to be exact. Well, I’m sorry, but you are going to have to wait a little while longer to beat ol’ PRL. At World Without End, I’m going to show The Lightning Bolts WHY I fired you from The Lightning Crew. Frankly Fly, you just aren't that good. At World Without End, I, Tha Puerto Rican, will lay the smackdown on your candy ass! At World Without End, you, Spanish Fly, are going to become just one of the many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, (takes a deep breath) many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many people who have fallen to the Corporate Nightmare. And after World Without End, you can run back across the border to Mexico, sit on your high chair or booster chair or whatever it is you need to see a T.V., and watch as Tha Puerto Rican continues his wonderful, absolutely stupendous reign as the CORPORATE 24/7 Champion, and Stephen Joseph Popick begins his reign as OAOAST World Champion! The crowd boos again. PRL removes his sunglasses and locks eyes with Spanish Fly. PRL The Champ Has Spoken. Tha Puerto Rican leaves. Spanish Fly just stares, with an angry look on his face. The crowd starts chanting “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” (Cut to Triple C) CABOOSE Tha Puerto Rican just laid a verbal smackdown on Spanish Fly! And at World Without End, he is going to lay the REAL smackdown on Fly’s candy ass! HA! HA! HA! COLE This is certainly one that has been building for quite some time. And at long last, Spanish Fly will get his much-deserved one-on-one match against Tha Puerto Rican and the 24/7 Title will be on the line! The HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. The match-up graphic for Tha Puerto Rican-Spanish Fly 24/7 Title match appears onscreen. COACH Is Spanish Fly ready for this match? You bet. He already has one win over Tha Puerto Rican. CABOOSE He wasn’t the legal man. COACH Spanish Fly has gotten the best of PRL through sneak attacks these past two months. CABOOSE That’s because he can’t beat PRL straight up one-on-one. Well, this Sunday, he will have nowhere to run. It’s gut check time. And not surprisingly, I say PRL will walk out of World Without End, STILL the 24/7 Champion! (Cut to Triple C) COLE And you heard what PRL said. He AND Popick will BOTH come out of World Without End winners. Caboose shudders. CABOOSE Oh God, please don’t allow Popick to get the World Title. Please? I’ll be a saint from now on if Popick does not win the World Title! COLE Jay Richards faces Alfdogg with the Heartland title on the line, NEXT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2005 Saturday Night's All Right hits and Jay Richards comes through the curtains, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. COLE The Heartland title getting ready to be defended, right now! BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing first, hailing from Orange City, Iowa, and weighing in at 199 pounds...a member of the CSI...JAY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSS!!!!! COLE Jay Richards, who earlier tonight won a 20-man battle royal for the right to earn this title match. COACH That's right, and he actually had a choice between the three occupied singles titles, but chose to face Alf tonight, one-on-one, perhaps wanting to prove a point to Chris Stevens after scoring a pinfall on Alf last week! *a replay is shown of the finish to the six-man tag the previous week.* Richards gets into the ring and gabs with some fans, then stretches himself on the ropes as Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon hits and Alfdogg comes down the aisle to a big pop. BUFFER And his opponent...weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former Heavyweight champion of the World, and the reigning, and defending, OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! Alf rolls into the ring and poses in the corner with the belt, then hands it to the referee and bounces around the ring. *DING DING DING* Alf and Richards circle the ring, then tie up and Alf grabs a headlock. Richards grabs the hair and pulls Alf to the ropes, then sends him off to the other side, but gets taken down with a shoulderblock. Richards rolls right over to his feet, then runs past Alf to the ropes. Alf picks up Richards for a side slam, but Richards spins through and takes Alf over with a headscissors! COACH Nice recovery by Jay there, he realizes he's not going to win with strength and size, so he goes straight to flying moves. Alf sits in the corner and thinks things over. He then gets up and circles the ring again, then goes for a tieup. Richards ducks under and grabs a rear waistlock. Alf walks around the ring attempting to escape, before finally sending Richards from the ring with a leverage move! Richards slaps the apron and slides right back into the ring, but Alf catches him with a headlock takeover! Richards headscissors Alf, but Alf KIPS UP to escape, and catches Richards with a superkick, sending him from the ring once again! Richards stays outside this time and regains his thoughts. COLE Well, Richards was able to mount a slight bit of offense, but it didn't last long and the champ is in control here. Richards slides back in the ring, and goes to the eyes of Alf. He then goes for an Irish whip, but Alf reverses and catches him with a back elbow! Alf then waits for Richards to get to his feet, and clotheslines him down! He picks Richards up...snap suplex! Alf then goes to the top... COLE Well, the way things are going right now, Alf looks like he could avenge last week's loss in a hurry! Alf waits for Richards to get to his feet, then leaps off the top, but Richards catches him on the way down with a jumping spin wheel kick! Richards catches his breath, then positions Alf, and hits a SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT!!! Cover... 1.......... 2...................... Kickout! COACH Alf able to kick out there, but the tide has definitely turned in this match! Richards actually gets smatterings of cheers from the crowd, as he picks up Alf and gives him a snap suplex! Richards with another quick cover... 1......... 2................ Kickout! Richards takes Alf over to the corner, and hangs him in a tree of woe position! He then slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from ringside! COACH And now the weapons come into play! Richards runs around the ring and slides in on an opposite corner. He then holds the chair up to the audience, before running across the ring and dropkicking it into Alf's face!!! Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! COACH OH MAN! Alf takes a chair to the face right there! Alf falls from the buckles, and Richards hooks both legs... 1....... 2............ Alf kicks out!!! Richards grabs the chair again, and waits for Alf to get to his feet. Richards measures as Alf turns around...CRACK!!! Chairshot to the skull! Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! COLE Alf taking a VICIOUS beating here at the hands of Jay Richards, and you have to wonder if a message is in fact being sent to Chris Stevens with this! Jay grabs Alf by the hair and holds him up for a second, then smears Alf's blood on the chair and holds it up with one hand, showing it to the crowd! COACH And Alf has been busted wide open here by Jay Richards! Richards tosses the chair down and covers again... 1....... 2.............. Alf gets a shoulder up!!! COLE But Alf refusing to quit here, in defense of his Heartland title! And even if Jay somehow does fail to take Alf's title here, he'll get another shot in three days at World Without End! COACH But this time, so will his alleged "friend", Chris Stevens, and SO will the monster, Brock Ausstin! Richards stands at Alf, taunting him as he pulls himself up by the pants of Richards...long enough to hit a LOW BLOW on him! Richards falls to the mat in pain, and Alf slowly rolls out of the ring. Alf finds a KENDO STICK underneath the ring! COACH Uh oh, now Alf's got a weapon! Alf also grabs a trash can and lid and rolls them inside the ring, then rolls into the ring and grabs the lid. Alf pulls himself to his feet, then tosses the lid to Richards, who catches it in front of his face, then has it SMACKED INTO his face by Alf's kendo stick!!! Alf then grabs the trash can and places it over Richards, then grabs his legs and flips over for a pinning combination! 1......... 2.................. But Richards rolls out of it (because he's in a trash can, which is round, making it easier to roll, see.) and tries to roll to the outside, but gets caught in the ropes because the trashcan is too fat! Alf grabs Richards by the leg and drags him back to the center, then stands up the trashcan so that Richards is upside down! He then grabs the chair, then looks at Richards' groin area (not in *that* way, though, because that would be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.), and the crowd cheers in anticipation. COACH I don't think I like what's coming for Jay here... And indeed, Alf takes the chair and jams it into Richards' crotch! Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! The can falls over with Richards inside, and the crowd cheers on Alf. Alf pulls Richards out of the trashcan, and hooks a SHARPSHOOTER!!! COLE The Sharpshooter is locked in! Alf looking to retain by submission here! Richards screams out in pain as he reaches for the ropes! He inches closer...and closer...until Alf pulls him back into the center! Richards lays flat to gather up a burst of strength, then pulls himself back to the ropes, this time managing to reach them! Alf holds on to the move for a four count, then releases as Richards grabs the trashcan lid! Alf pulls Richards back to the center and attempts to lock in the hold again! But as he steps through, Richards swings the lid up and hits Alf in the forehead! Alf falls to the mat, and Richards crawls into a corner. Richards then gets up and climbs to the top rope...and comes off with a guillotine legdrop!!! Cover... 1......... 2.................... Kickout!!! COACH BEAUTIFUL legdrop by Richards, but Alf still won't give in! Richards now climbs outside the ring and grabs...a LADDER!!! COLE Uh-oh... Richards pushes the ladder into the ring as Alf starts to come to, then picks it up and knocks Alf to the mat with it! He then gives Alf a Russian legsweep onto the ladder, then goes out to the apron! COLE This could be it here! Jay Richards could be walking into World Without End as the new OAOAST Heartland champion! Richards springs onto the top rope, and comes off with the TORNADO MOONSAULT~!!!!!11111 But Alf moves, and Richards does a backflip RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER!!! COACH Nobody home, and Richards tastes the ladder! Alf pulls himself to his feet, and Richards gets up to walk right into a BELLY-TO-BELLY suplex! Both men lay on the mat for a few seconds, then Richards walks into another suplex, this one of the T-BONE variety! Alf gets up a little quicker this time, and picks him up in vertical suplex position, then carries him over, and drops down, bringing Richards RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER!!! COLE Can you IMAGINE the pain that must be going through the body of Jay Richards right now? Alf drops a quick leg, leaving Richards prone on the ladder! Alf mounts the top rope once again... COACH Here we go, Cole! Alf leaps off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 But Richards was able to grab hold of the trash can, and holds it up for Alf to land face-first into! Alf falls backwards, but is able to get up rather quickly. Richards follows him up...and attempts to lock in the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 COLE Richards going for the Crossface! If he hooks it, we'll have a new champion! But JUST before Richards can hook it in all the way, Alf is able to slip behind, and gives Richards a dragon sleeper suplex, sending him over the top to the floor! Alf then runs to meet JUMBO, who has run into the ring! COACH Here comes the cavalry, Cole! Jumbo hammers away at Alf, then whips him into the ropes. Alf ducks a big boot, then hits Jumbo with a big superkick, sending him staggering backwards into the ropes, before clotheslining him over them! Richards just rolls back into the ring, and suckers Alf in to hook the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 COLE THERE IT IS!!! He's got it sunk in this time! Alf tries desperately to reach the ropes with his free arm, but starts to fade and drops to his knees! Richards then lays on his back, and the referee raises Alf's arm as the crowd counts along! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THREE!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! Alf is BARELY able to keep it up! Alf fights to his feet, then kicks off the nearest corner, rolling on top of Stevens in a pinning combination! 1.............. 2............................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NO!!!!! Richards lets go of the hold just in time! Alf reverses an Irish whip, and Richards comes back with a CRUCIFIX...but releases his legs from the hold and reapplies the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING once again!!! COACH It's locked in again!!! At this point, Chris Stevens slides in on an opposite corner, and waits for Jay to turn Alf towards him. When he finally does, Chris goes for a superkick! ... But Alf is able to get away, and the kick connects with Richards!!! COACH OH NO!!! Stevens' kick accidentally connecting with Richards, who's down! *an instant replay then reveals that Stevens did a shuffle as Alf was moving, then went ahead with the kick on his cohort!* COLE That didn't look accidental from the replay, Coach! COACH What are you implying? COLE ...that it wasn't an accident, what the FUCK do you think??? Alf gives Stevens a shot with the trashcan, sending him from the ring! Alf then climbs the top once again... FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1............ 2........................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 *DING DING DING* BUFFER The winner of this bout...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG! COLE Well, NOW we know who will go into World Without End as the Heartland champion in three days from Cleveland, Ohio! And I think Chris Stevens is going to have some explaining to do to his associate! Alf pulls himself to his feet, and raises the belt, then spots Brock Ausstin standing at the entranceway! Brock mockingly claps his hands in approval, and Alf raises the belt once again, making sure Ausstin sees it. COLE Up next, a preview of the OAOAST World Title Match and predictions from us. Stay tuned! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2005 We come back to a still black and white image of Hoff looking down at the OAOAST World Title belt after he laid it on the mat. COLE (V.O.) Three weeks ago, HeldDOWN opened with a very emotional Hoff relinquishing the World Title right in the middle of the ring. Needless to say, this was an unexpected monkey wrench thrown at this company and it was up to General Manager Calvin Szechstein to fix it. His solution was to make a four man elimination match at World Without End. The first spot was filled later that night as Dan Black faced Tha Puerto Rican. *HeldDOWN logo wipe* No! Dan again kicks out, and PRL immediately grabs his legs and tries to turn him round into a Boston Crab! But Black kicks him off and gets slowly to his feet. PR hits him with a forearm to the back, and tries to flip him off his feet back to the mat, but Dan clubs at the back of his neck and his able to get him into position for a powerbomb – but again the back goes, and PRL lands on his feet and rolls Black up! ONE! TWO! PR grabs the bottom rope for leverage! THREE! PR springs to his feet in triumph! Bur Charles Robinson is waving off the pin, signaling that he noticed PR’s rope grab. The Puerto Rican is furious, grabbing Robinson by the collar, and is only restrained from attacking Lil Naitch by Dan Black’s dragging him down into the Heart of Ice! PR screams in pain and tries to make the ropes, as Dan wrenches back on the hold…but suddenly Black shouts in pain, as the camera shows a close up with PR twisting his head to bite Dan’s arm! COLE That’s a unique counter! PR is good with his mouth! CABOOSE Just how you like…oh, its too easy. Black breaks the hold and wrings out his gnawed arm. PR spits and nails Dan a dropkick that propels him into a corner. PR runs after him, but Black meets him with a vicious STO that slams him right on the back of his neck! Cover! ONE! TWO! Black has his feet on the 2nd rope! THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER The winner of the match and moving onto the World Title match at World Without End – DAN BLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAACK! COLE Black totally stole it! COLE (V.O.) One week later, the second spot was up for grabs as Tony Brannigan and Stephen Joseph faced off....and controversy reigned. *Logo wipe* Our new intrepid ref asks SJ if he wants to give up...SJ says no, and starts to wriggle. He gets his feet planted and rolls on top of Tony! Tony's shoulders are on the mat! 1! 2! Tony still hase the FaceLock in place! 2 and a half!!! 2 and three fourths!!! 3! Stephen Taps Out! The fans cheer at Stephen's tapping out, when Ref #2 points to SJ and raises his arm (Stephen doesn't realize it, cause he's lying on the mat). As he is slow to get up, the ref raises his arm again, and now Stephen knows he won! And the fans cheer as Ref #1 points to Tony Brannigan and raises his arm! Controversy erupts between the refs as they each yell their case to each other! COLE (V.O.) It was up to Szechstein to settle things. CALVIN ......Because its in the best interest of business, BOTH Tony Brannigan and Stephen Joseph will compete at World Without End for the OAOAST World Championship! COLE (V.O.) With three spots filled, last week saw two of the OAOAST's most physical superstars fight it out to find out the final patricipant and one man made his statement. *Logo wipe* Bohemoth wriggles like a worm, trying to work his way to safety as Knight struggles to keep the big man in position, eventually having to release him. Bohemoth goes for a quick clothesline….but Knight ducks it, turning to wait for Bo to turn back and picking his legs, stepping in between them and locking on the Ace in the Hole!! “YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” COLE Ace in the Hole!! He’s got it locked on! Bohemoth cries out in pain as Knight pulls backwards on the full nelson while leaning forward a bit to compress the lower back more and increase the pain. Bohemoth tries to crawl towards the ropes to break, but Knight uses the leverage he has to pull him back and compressing the back even more. Patrick gets right in Bohemoth’s face, asking him if he wants to surrender, but he is defiant. It becomes a battle of wills as Bohemoth tries to stay alive while Knight’s legs begin to strain under the weight that this hold puts on them. COACH Bo is hanging on! Can he outlast Knight? Patrick once again leans in to ask Bo and Knight, making sure that Patrick cannot see, subtly moves his hands slightly upwards and grabs Bo’s hair, pulling back to get that little extra leverage.......and Patrick calls for the bell!! *DING DING* “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” COLE Peter Knight is moving on to World Without End! COLE (V.O.) Now, it is set. Four men....one title....we're in for one hell of a fight this Sunday. We go back live to Sofa Central. COLE So there's how we've gotten to this point. Let's lay it on the line guys.....who wins the title? Coach? BA BA BUM BA It Ain't Over For Me! BOOM! BOOM! BAM! PYRO MADNESS! It Ain't Over for ME! COLE This is unexpected! Stephen Joseph was not scheduled for a match here tonight. COACH He's a smart man, ensuring he gets rested before his chance at the title this Sunday at World Without End! Stephen Joseph walks out in full street clothes and a trenchcoat, still wet from the rain outside. He pauses at the top of the ramp to survey the crowd, soaking in the boos like they're recharging his batteries. He then prompty flicks off the crowd with one hand and ambles down the ramp and towards the ring. COLE Stephen Joseph does have a chance this Sunday, but so do three other men! And with Stephen Joseph the defacto leader of the Upstarts, he's got to be public enemy number 1 right now. He's against 3 OAOAST Originals! Stephen Joseph slides into the ring and asks for a microphone. Stephen Joseph Three days... ::The crowd in attendance doesn't even let him begin, as they shower him with boos. You can't tell there are a few cheers, but there are. Stephen milks the crowd to boo, egging them on:: COACH He doesn't deserve this reaction! He's Stephen Joseph CABOOSE Yeah. Fuck him. Stephen Joseph Hey Caboose, I heard that. No no, FUCK YOU you Original towel-boy. Listen to me, and here my words well. Very few people understand what it takes to bring yourself back up from the gutter, not once, but twice. I was retired, but got my way back to the ring. I was treated as a joke, but now I'm fighting for the OAOAST World Title. Let me make one thing perfectly clear! The only REASON why I came back was for the TITLE. THE TITLE!. Does anyone think, that even for a second, that I'm going to lose? I'm UNBEATEN since returning. I've beaten each guy THAT IM FACING. THIS IS, without a doubt, going to be a piece of ... OH, OH OH! CUE: "Simply Ravishing" COLE Tony Brannigan has heard enough CABOOSE Hell Yes, I can take my earplugs out now! COACH And look, he brought Dan Black with him. Tony Brannigan and Dan Black, straight outta Compton they are not. But they're wildly popular, and make their way down to the ring as they slap some fans' hands. SJ backs up to the rear of the ring as Black T enter and pose on the ringbuckesl, both making belt motions! Stephen Joseph Now wait just one cotton-picking... ::SNATCH:: COLE Tony's snatched the microphone away from Stephen Joseph! Tony Brannigan Listen to ME, asshat! ::crowd "Ohhhhhhhh":: Now you can spout all that you want about how you're ::fingers quote:: going to win, but look at the facts. I'm a former Champion. I've never, ever, gotten my One on One rematch for the belt. You think that doesn't piss me off? It does, and it makes me want to beat your ass even more. But before that, tell em Dan. Dan Black How the hell, Stephen, do you plan on beating both members of Black T, when they're legally allowed to be in the same ring, at the same time. Do you think we're going to fight each other? HA! When it gets down to two, you bet! But until then, we're a unified front, against YOU! And if Peter Knight has anything to do, I bet he'd be happy to get rid of you first also! COLE Peter Knight is at the entrance! Peter Knight And then what? ::He walks down the ring ramp while talking:: Stephen gets eliminated, so who gets double-teamed next? ME! The enemy of my enemy is my friend. So if you two are going to be double-teaming us, then I guess I've got no choice. ::Peter slides in the ring:: But to make the best of a bad situation. He charges at Dan Black, grabbing his shoulders and tossing Black out of the ring, Black's head thumping on the ring apron. Tony runs over and pulls Peter Knight by the shoulder, but Knight turns around and decks him! And tosses him over! COLE Peter! LOOK OUT! Stephen Joseph, having been standing back, is running full steam ahead and launches a clothesline as Peter turns, smiling, hands on the ropes. He pulls them down and Stephen Joseph sails out of the ring, missing his clothesline, and landing on BOTH members of Black T! The crowd goes crazy as Peter Knight celebrates in the ring! COLE Did I just hear that right? Is Peter Knight not targeting Stephen Joseph? Is this a preview of Sunday night? Will Peter Knight be the new Champion?! CABOOSE As long as it isn't Joseph, I'll be happy. COLE Six man main event...NEXT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2005 COLE Hey, let's go to the ring! COACH Cool, the ring! That's where matches happen! COLE Tru dat, boo. CUE: O-Town, "Make Her Say":. In a world full of posers, phonies, and pure wannabees, there finally emerges a group which has come to set the record straight. so, all you suckers better recognize, ya heard can you say uhhh na na na na... "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The crowd rise to their feet and boo the living heck out of the number one contenders to the Tag Team Titles, The GPX, as they swagger out through the curtains and make their walk to the ring. As they do so, the camera pans up the aisle, showing that Scotty and Johnny aren't alone. They're also bringing Jamie O'Hara to the ring. COLE This is almost a re-run from our show at The Mall Of America a little while back, with Zack and Leon now teaming with The Parka instead of Some Guy and of course Christian Wright in for *cough*drekstone*cough* to team with The GPX. And, of course, on that night Leon Rodez pinned Drek Stone. COACH He pinned Drek Stone? COLE He pinned Drek Stone. COACH Drek Stone lost to Leon Rodez? COLE Drek. Stone. Lost. To. Leon. Rodez. CABOOSE Man, give it up. This martyr shit needs to stop. Damn martyrs. Scotty and Johnny enter the ring, Scotty climbing the turnbuckles and raising his arms in the air while Johnny leans over the ropes and sneer down into the front row. Meanwhile, O'Hara has joined his new running buddies in the ring and exchanges Sid style fist-pumps with each. Static and Jax then begin their warm-ups, as the new, improved theme music of Christian Wright - "Slither" by Velvet Revolver - begins to play. Out go the lights, Christian Wright walking out into the solitary spotlight at the top of the ramp and waiting for the song to change tempo before tearing the hood down from his black robe. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Wright walks a little way down the ramp, of course flanked by his bodyguard Bohemoth, before coming to a halt and looking to the rafters. Yeeeaaaahhhh Here comes the water It comes to wash away the sins of you and I This time you seeeeee HEY! Before breaking away again, storming down the ramp and up the ring steps. The GPX and O'Hara applaud Wright as he enters the ring and leans over the ropes to berate the ringside fans. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, this following contest is a six-man tag team amatch, scheduled for one fall. In the ring, being accompanied by Jamie O'Hara and Bohemoth. First, hailing from Raleigh, North Carolina. He weighs in at two hundred, thirty three pounds... "THE NATURAL"... CCHHHRRRRRIIISSSSSTTIIIIAAAAAAANN WWRRRRIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTT!!! And, his tag team partners. At a total combined weight of three hundred, ninety seven pounds... JOHNNY JAX... SCOTTY STATIC... TTHHEE GLOOOOBBAAAALLL PAAARRTTYY EEEXXXCCHHHHHAAAAAANNGGGGGEEEEEEEE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BUFFER And, collectively, they represent THE UUUPPSSTTAAAAARRRRTTSSSSSS!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CABOOSE You know, Buffer would be more tolerble if he didn't talk like thhhhiiiiiiissss all the time. What does he do on his days off...voice overs for crappy B-level horror movies? *GOOOOONG!* "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" "GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN!" The crowd get funky with the grooves of Kool and the Gang's "Jungle Boogie", as the better look half of the Tag Team Champions (no question) Leon Rodez bursts out onto the stage and does a quick twirl, showing off his lavish black and white robe. Almost, La Parka esque. Hmm. Rodez stops on stage though, seeing as there are five men in the ring and only one of him. COLE Leon Rodez has had his fair share of problems with all five of the Upstarts in the ring. He was formerly a GPX running buddy, but that's all changed of course. His feud with Christian Wright and Bohemoth speaks for itself. And last week, Rodez feel victim to a three on one beating from The GPX and the other Upstart, the newest Upstart, Jamie O'Hara. *CALIFORNIA LOVE!!!!!* "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd pop, as "California Love" by Tupac and Dr. Dre starts up and the crowd rise to their feet for HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion of the World! After a few seconds noisy wait, the headlights of The Parka's trademark El Camino shine through the entranceway and the pop resurfaces, as Parka drives out onto the stage. A little hydraulic show follows, before Parka exits the driver's side of the El Camino and raises a fist in the air. Rodez stands back, admiring the El Camino, as from the ring Wright and Bohemoth point threateningly towards Parka. COLE Two down, one to go. CABOOSE *sarcastic applause* The opening chords to "Getting Away With Murder" bring the crowd to their feet for a third and final time. And as the chords go into the guitar riff, Zack makes his way through the entrance. Applause from Parka and Rodez is mixed with the roars of the crowd, as Zack unstraps his Tag Title belt and raises it over his head. Much to the disgust of The GPX. BUFFER And, their opponents. Hailing from San Diego California and weighing in at two hundred, fifty pounds...the HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion of the World... TTHHHHEEEEE PPAAAARRRKKAAAAAAA!! And, his partners. They are the OAOAST World Tag Team Champions. First, from Grand Rapids, Michigan...he weighs two hundred, twenty eight pounds... "SILKY SMOOTH" LLEEEEEEOOONN RRRRRROOOOOODDEEEEEZZZZZ!!! And, his tag team partner. From Providence, Rhode Island. Weighing in tonight at one hundred, ninety five pounds... "THE FRANCHISE"... ZZZZAAAAAAAACCKK... MMMMAAAAAAAAAALLLLIIIIIIBBUUUUUUUUUU!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" With Buffer's long-winded intro finally over, the 'originals' burst towards the ring. All except Leon Rodez, who fallen asleep on the hood of the El Camino waiting for Buffer to shut up, but soon wakes himself up and joins the charge. In slides Zack, followed closely by Parka and then Rodez. All getting jumped before they can get to their feet. *DINGDINGDING!* The bell quickly sounds, O'Hara and Bohemoth leaving the ring as The Upstarts go to work. Static on Zack, Jax on Parka and Wright on Rodez. The Upstarts stomp away on their counterparts before pulling them all up and sending them across the ring with three, stereo irish whips. Looking to each other, they then go for stereo clotheslines. But Parka, Rodez and Zack all duck! And as The Upstarts turn around, the Champs are waiting. Dropkick from Parka to Jax! Dropkick from Zack to Static! EYEPOKE~! from Rodez to Wright, who then gets dropkicked in the back, sending him flying out of the ring!! COLE Wow! What a recovery from the Champions, with stereo dropkicks...well, almost. CABOOSE Yeah. Trust the idiot in the middle to screw things up. Parka sees his World Without End opponent crash to the floor and quickly follows him out. Meanwhile, Rodez and Zack pair up on Static and Jax respectively. Backing both of The GPX into opposite corner, the Tag Champions whip Static and Jax towards each other. The GPX hook arms and dosseydoe around though, running into the champs with a forearm apiece. The GPX then hook Rodez and Zack, looking to try the same move. But Rodez and Zack have the same tactic, dosseydoeing themselves around... ...and around... ...and around... ...and around... CABOOSE What the hell are they doing!?! COLE I believe the scientific term is a 'Hoe Down'. Confused, Static and Jax point at the twirling Tag Champs, who are slowly losing speed as they get dizzier and dizzier. But still they go round, until finally Static and Jax move in...at which point, Zack and Rodez unlock arms and wipe out both GPXers with clotheslines! "YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Out of the ring roll Static and Jax, just as Christian Wright is rolled back into the ring by The Parka. Rodez and Zack take the hint and leave the ring, leaving Parka and Wright the legal men in the ring, referee Brian Hebner finally getting some sort of control. Already, Wright looks dazed, as Parka drags him to the corner and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. Parka then whips Wright across the ring, into the opposite corner, where he follows in with a clothesline. Out of the corner staggers Wright, getting scooped and slammed by Parka who then climbs to the middle rope. Measuring The Natural, Parka then drives the point of the elbow into the sternum and makes a cover... 1... 2... Kickout. Parka pulls Wright back up quickly, wringing the arm and barring it up, before allowing Zack to tag himself into the match. The GPX are just now climbing back to the corner, as Zack enters and wrings out the arm some more. And again, leaving Wright on his knees begging for mercy. Zack gives him none though, driving his elbow into CW's shoulder repeatedly! Zack then wrings the arm again, just for good measure, before reaching out and tagging in Rodez. COLE Quick tags on the Champions' side and now, we get the continuation of a real, personal feud. Leon Rodez and Christian Wright. Stepping in, Rodez gleefully takes Wright's arm and hooks him over with an armdrag. With CW seated, Rodez then lines up and kicks the CRAP out of Wright's spine! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" As Wright writhes in pain, Rodez goes back to the arm, pulling it into a hammerlock as he allows Wright to his feet. Static and Jax reach out in vain for tags, but Wright isn't in as dire straights as he seems, twisting behind into a hammerlock of his own on Rodez. Boos ring out from the crowd, drowning out cheers from Wright's buddies. Wright gets over-confident though and begins to boast, not noticing Rodez drop to his knees and scuttle back through Wright's legs, bringing his arm through into a pumphandle! By the time Wright figures out what's going on, Rodez has the pumphandle on and lifts The Natural off the mat before dropping him down across a knee with a Pumphandle Backbreaker! Quickly, Rodez follows up with a pin... 1... 2... Kickout. COLE Not enough to get a win this early. CABOOSE Well, this is a smarter strategy anyway. I don't understand why they were working the arm anyway, they don't have arm submission holds or anything that'll beat Wright involving the arm. Wright stays down despite his kickout, as Rodez brings Zack back into the match. Together, the Tag Team Champions help Wright back up before sending him collectively into the ropes. Zack then steps courteously out of the way, as Rodez catches Wright coming back with a drop-toe-hold. Sprawling forward, Wright lands on the middle rope throat first. The GPX have had enough by now and enter the ring to reminstrate with Brian Hebner, who holds them back. Meanwhile, Rodez is free to do *THE DANCE~!* before hitting the ropes and driving all of his weight in Wright's spine!! COACH CALL DAT BITCH BOJANGLES, YO~! CABOOSE How is it that you get worse, every Rodez match? As Rodez quickly exits the ring, Wright remains slumped over the middle rope. So Zack hits the ropes and charges back at Wright, springing forward as he reaches The Natural and dropkicking him hard in the back! The whiplash effect causes Wright to fall backwards, away from the ropes in the ring. But Zack doesn't go for a cover, instead pulling Christian back up. He then connects with a European uppercut. And a second. A third and Wright is on rubber legs. Helplfully, Zack holds him in a front facelock to stop him slumping to the canvas... ...but as Zack reaches down for the leg to prepare for a POP Drop, Wright finds a sudden burst of energy and charges Zack backwards, sending him spine first into the turnbuckles of a neutral corner! Zack is deflated, Wright lifting him out of the corner and turning him towards The Upstarts corner and driving him into those turnbuckles too! Gingerly, Wright then tags out to Static while making sure to keep Zack pinned against the corner. "ONE!" Right hand by Static! "TWO!" Another! "THREE!" Another! "F..." Wright finally lets Zack free, but the Prepster is in bad shape and can't capitalise on it. Instead, Static pull him out of the corner and into a deep knee to the gut. Zack doubles over, as Static takes two firm handfuls of hair and yanks Zack back across the other knee with a modified backbreaker! Down falls Zack, cringing in pain. Pain which is soon masked though, as Static applies a blatant choke on The Franchise! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FI..." Breaking on five, Static reaches instantly up and tags in Johnny Jax. COLE Illegal tactics from The GPX and Zack can expect more of this come World Without End, I'm afraid. CABOOSE If he makes it that far. Jax steps in, while Static rushes over across the ring and nails The Parka with a hard forearm. That lures Parka into the ring, distracting the referee while Jax is pulling Zack to his feet and scoop slamming him back down to the canvas! Remaining in the ring, Static now directs traffic and more specifically his tag team partner as he hits the ropes, getting Jax to elevate him into the air for an assisted legdrop...NO! Zack rolls out of the way and Static legdrops nothing but canvas! As yet, Jax hasn't noticed, but as he turns around he's surprised to see his partner sat holding his tailbone and Zack up, throwing a clothesline. Desperately, Jax ducks underneath. But as he turns around, Zack sweeps out Jax's legs, causing Jax to accidentally dropkick his partner in the face!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" The miscue has Wright holding his head in despair and Scotty Static rolling out of the ring. Meanwhile, Jax pulls himself back up and goes for Zack. The Franchise weaves underneath Jax's lunge though and uses his momentum to hit the ropes...only to suddenly collapse in pain as a knee drills him right in the kidneys! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Christian Wright from the apron! Morality shmorality! As Rodez protests despairingly, Zack continues to stumble forwards from the ropes and falls right into Jax. Hooking an arm underneath Zack's head, Jax then grabs hold of Zack's tights. Desperately, Zack starts to fight back though, firing elbows into the side of Johnny's head. Three, four, five connect before Jax finally drills Zack with a knee into the gut to subdue him. Another knee then connects for good measure. Jax then hooks Zack up again, grabbing the tights and lifting Zack off the canvas, before shoving him back and sitting out with Zack, straight into a pinfall... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Impressive move by Jax, sitting out with that Uranage into a Spinebuster. But Zack is still in this match up...and in comes Christian Wright now. The Upstarts have made the switch and in comes Wright. Zack has begun crawling towards his corner as the tag was made, but Wright stops him before he can get anywhere close, driving his knee into the side of Zack's ribcage. And again. Zack writhes in pain as Wright glances to the corner and smirks at both Rodez and Parka. That leaves Parka fuming and he tries to get into the ring, but Rodez stops him. Wright quickly backpedals anyway, not taking any chances and going back after Zack. Pulling the former World Champion up, Wright backs him into a neutral corner. He then goes to the gut with a quick knee strike, before exposing Zack's chest... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOO!" ...and connecting with a knifedge chop. Zack cringes as his chest stings painfully... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOO!" ...even more so after a second chop. "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" Suddenly, the fans begin to rally behind Malibu, much to the anger of CW...and to Jamie O'Hara, who begins to argue with some of the fans in the front row. Meanwhile, Wright blocks out the noise and grabs Zack by the arm, whipping him out of the corner across the ring. Charging towards the opposite corner, Zack knows he's in trouble and desperately throws up a foot. Luckily, his foot lands on the middle turnbuckle and he comes to a stop...but unluckily, Christian doesn't manage to stop and ploughs straight into the back of Zack. Zack and Wright clock heads, sending Wright stumbling backwards. But, despite being knocked equally loopy, Zack manages to somehow turn around and wipe Wright out with a FIGHTING SPIRIT Lariat anyway!! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" CABOOSE I dunno how but hot-damn, Zack has turned the tide! COLE What's this...Caboose solidly behind a babyface comeback? Has the world gone mad? CABOOSE What can I say? As long as these bastard Upstarts are trying to take over, I'm going to keep routing for Zack, because otherwise what hope do I have? COLE Leon Rodez? The Parka? CABOOSE ...god help us. Both Wright and Zack are now crawling towards their corners now and the fans are, unsurprisingly, solidly behind The Zackster. Wright is the closer of the two to their corner though, as Zack continues favouring his back. And a few more shuffles later, Wright is able to reach up and make the tag to Scotty Static. Quickly, Static leaps into the ring, just as Zack reaches up... ...and gets stomped in the back by Static! Static runs on and knocks Rodez off the apron with a clubbing forearm that draws The Parka into the ring, looking for retribution, only to be held back by referee Brian Hebner. That allows Jax and CW to sneak into the ring and drag Zack back to the Upstart corner, before proceeding to stomp the living hell out of The Franchise! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Static joins in the fun as Parka and Rodez try in vain to get Hebner to turn around, but he won't until they leave the ring. So Zack continues to get beaten down until finally, Rodez and then Parka leave. Wright and Jax do the same though, the damage done and Hebner none the wiser. Meanwhile, Static hits the ropes and tumbles across Zack with a Somersault Senton! "WE WANT RO - DEZ!" "OR THE PAR - KA!" "WE WANT RO - DEZ!" "OR THE PAR - KA!" COLE Indiscriminate support from the crowd here! Getting to his feet, Static tags out to Wright, who quickly takes the opportunity to point a finger at The Parka. Wright then pulls Zack to his feet. Sliding behind Zack, Wright joins his hands and drives a double sledge into Zack's spine, followed by a second to double The Franchise over. Turning to the crowd, the signal that it's OVAH~! is applauded by The GPX as Wright hooks Zack for a back suplex and elevate...NO! Zack floats over and lands on his feet. His back is still hurting though so he can't follow up. Instead, CW grabs Zack by the arm and sets him for an irish whip. But Zack reverses, pulling CW into a knee to the gut. Still holding the arm, Zack then wrenches up on Wright's arm before whipping a back kick towards Wright's head... ...DUCKED... ...and Wright connects with a Samoan Drop!! Rodez groans on the apron, as Wright reaches back and grabs a leg for the pin... 1... 2... Broken up by Parka!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE The Parka has seen enough! I don't know if Zack particularly needed saving, but Parka will use any excuse to get his hands on Christian Wright! COACH You can hardly blame him neither. As Parka leaves the ring, Wright fumes at referee Hebner, yelling at him to kindly maintain control of his opposition. Wright then pulls Zack back off the canvas, CLUBBING him with a forearm over the back and then setting Zack in a standing headscissors. Reaching down, Wright then lifts Zack up and sets him for a Crucifix Powerbomb...but Zack escapes! Landing on his feet, Zack finds himself the wrong side of Wright to tag, so instead hits the ropes and fires off a Yakuza Kick...DUCKED! Around turns Zack, only to find himself lifted into a fireman's carry by Wright, ready for the Honor Roll... COACH He called it that first by the way. ...but Zack kicks, struggles and slides off of Wright back. Zack then waits for Wright to turn, lifting him into a fireman's carry...but his back gives way! Forced to put Wright down, Zack clutches his back as Wright recovers his bearings, before setting Zack up and going for a vertical suplex. In mid-air though, Zack pushes himself forward with a little added momentum, going all the way over and landing on his feet... ...AND DIVING TO TAG IN RODEZ!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE TAG IS MADE!! CABOOSE And here comes the OTHER Tag Champion! Rodez punches the air, thanks God for the tag and enters the ring an old school HOUSE..EN..FEUGO~! Clothesline for Wright! Clothesline to Static! BAAACK body drop on Johnny Jax! Rodez is clearing house and quickly gets rid of Static with a dropkick, sending him sprawling through the middle and bottom ropes. Soon to join him is Jax, also dropkicked through the ropes. That leaves just Wright and Rodez, Wright swinging and missing wildly with a clothesline and getting rocked with a jab... Jab! "JAB!" Jab! "JAB!" Jab! "JAB!" Jab! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH..." Rodez turns to the crowd, blowing them the kiss before turning on his heels and cracking Wright in the back of the head with the enziguri! "...JAB?" CABOOSE Idiots. COACH MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT, YOOOOO~! CABOOSE Speaking of idiots... Rodez is looking good right now, but he's a kind guy. And he decides to pass up the chance to kick Christian Wright's ass, instead reaching out and allowing The Parka to make the tag!! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Here we go! A smile creeps over Parka's face as he steps into the ring, encouraging Wright to his feet. Slowly, Wright pulls himself back up and starts to shake off the cobwebs, as Parka waits impatiently behind him. Before eventually, Wright turns around...and Parka unloads a barrage of right hands! Wright tries to block something, anything, but Parka continues swinging until Wright finds himself backed into the corner. Parka then goes to the gut with a few quick kicks, before whipping CW out of the corner, across into the opposite turnbuckles with a thud. Out staggers Wright, as Parka catches him coming out and backdrops him over! Rolling up to his knees instantly, Wright tries to beg off from Parka. And luckily, he buys enough time for The GPX to come to the rescue, as they attack Parka from behind! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" After a few clubbing forearms, Jax snatches Parka from the side and tells Static to hit the ropes, as they look for their patented Russian Legsweep/Yakuza Kick combo. But as Static hits the ropes, Rodez suddenly charges into view, clotheslining Static up and over the top, to the floor! Quickly, Bohemoth and O'Hara rush over to check on Static...as Jax charges Rodez, getting backdropped up over the top and into the pile! The four Upstarts sprawl onto the arena floor, as Rodez points to the outside with a broad smile. RODEZ YOU WANT THE FLIPPY THING!?! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH OH NOZ, NOT TEH FLIPPY THING~!! With the crowd wanting it, Rodez is ready to oblige, hitting the ropes...and getting FLOORED by a Christian Wright Spear! But as CW climbs to his feet and prematurely celebrates, The Parka gets to his feet and dropkicks him from behind, sending Christian crashing into the turnbuckles. Parka then turns to The Upstarts re-grouping on the floor. And with Rodez down, it's left to Parka to hit the ropes, sprinting at full speed towards the foursome outside and torpedoing through the ropes with a TOPÉ~! that wipes out O'Hara, Bohemoth and both of The GPX in one swoop!! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" That leaves just Wright and Rodez in the ring, again. And both men are hurting, but pull themselves up and stop in a staredown in the centre of the ring. The two, once heated enemies, now not quite so heated enemies, square up face to face... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...until Rodez strikes, connecting with a knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...a second. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and a third, rocking Christian into the ropes. Grabbing an arm, Rodez then irish whips Wright out from the ropes and across the ring, waiting for him to come back with a standing dropkick...but Wright swats it away, putting on the brakes just before running face-first into two flying feet. Holding his gut, Rodez then pulls himself up. Only to get hooked from the side by Wright and dropped on his head with a high-angled, Saito Suplex!! Rodez rolls through with momentum and falls flat on his back, as Wright makes a pinfall attempt... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Quickly, Wright pulls Rodez back up by the arm and hooks on a front facelock, setting him up and signalling that he's going to end it. But he won't be ending it, as Zack Malibu suddenly re-enters the ring and hits the ropes in front of Wright, who panicks, throwing Rodez out of the way before he eats a mouthful of Yakuza Kick!! COACH OH, SNAP! On the outside, The Parka has now got himself involved with Bohemoth. Jamie O'Hara is joining in with Bohemoth now, leaving Parka two on one and isolated from the ring. Luckily for him though, the World Tag Team Champions are alone with The Natural and are setting him up for the end. Zack picks Wright up off the canvas and signals to Leon, before hooking Wright up and lifting him into Hart Attack position. Suddenly though, Rodez is nowhere to be found, as The Silky Smooth One is pulled out of the ring by Scotty Static! Confused, Zack drops Wright to his feet to see where his partner is. Turning his back on Johnny Jax, who sneaks into the ring and takes Zack violently down with an STO into a Backbreaker! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Rodez is still tangled up with Static on the floor, Parka having to deal with Bohemoth and O'Hara, leaving Zack down and hurt with no-one to come to his aid. Gathering his bearings, CW staggers over to Zack and slowly picks him off the canvas. He then double underhooks both of Zack's arms, before lifting him up over his shoulder...and SITTING OUT, dropping Zack onto his shoulder in the process!! COLE Spinal Fusion! CABOOSE I'm afraid so... The only signs of life from Zack are some mild writhing now, as he lays in a crumpled heap by the ropes. Rodez is trying desperately to get away from Static now. But Jax rolls out of the ring, helping his partner out, while Wright makes the cover on Zack... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE NO! ONLY TWO, ZACK KICKED OUT SOMEHOW!! Wright is furious with Hebner and lets his feelings be known, while on the outside The Parka has finally broken away from Bohemoth and O'Hara. And he now rolls into the ring, behind Wright, who is pulling Malibu back up. Again Wright double underhooks both arms and lifts Zack up, looking for a second Spinal Fusion... ...but Parka grabs Zack's legs, pulling him off of Wright's shoulder! COLE Save by Parka! And not a moment too soon, another one of those would have finished Zack off for sure. Wright stops, wondering what's going on, before turning around and being met with a boot to the gut from The Parka. Pulling Wright in, Parka then elevates Wright, up into a crucifix...NO! Wright escapes The Day Of The Dead, falling back to back with The Parka. A back elbow rocks Parka, followed by a second. Wright then reaches back for a neckbreaker, but Parka elbows his way out and tries to reverse into a neckbreaker of his own. But Wright suddenly unleashes a flurry of back elbows, freeing himself as well. The two men are still back to back and both are dazed from the elbows, as Johnny Jax abandons Rodez on the floor and tries to help The Natural out. Referee Hebner tries to stop him though, finally gaining control and not wanting to lose it again. But as his back is turned, Wright suddenly thrusts a mule kick back, between Parka's legs...CAUGHT! AND TRIPPED! Parka hangs on to Wright's leg, turning to the left and applying an STF on Wright!! COLE The lowblow blocked and now, Parka has Wright trapped! *DOOF!* CABOOSE Ooh! And there goes Static into the timekeeper's table!! Finally breaking away from referee Brian Hebner, Johnny Jax tries to get over and save his partner. But suddenly, Leon Rodez is in the ring, grabbing Jax by the seat of his pants and holding him at arms length from Parka, who still wrenches away on Wright with the STF! As Parka continues to wrench away, Hebner quickly slides over, going back to check for a submission from The Natural. Meanwhile, Rodez continues to hold Jax at bay, pulling Jax backwards and applying a Sleeper on Jax... *SMACK!* ...BUT SUDDENLY, SCOTTY STATIC CLIMBS TO THE APRON AND NAILS RODEZ IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH ONE OF THE WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE BELTS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What the hell! What the hell was that!?! Static used the belt... CABOOSE And the referee didn't see it! He's too busy checking if Christian Wright wants to give up. And Zack's hurt on the floor...nobody saw it. Especially not Rodez! Knocked loopy, Rodez collapses, releasing Jax in the process. But instead of helping Christian out, Jax quickly pulls the groggy Rodez slowly back off the mat. Rodez is dead-weight. With a little help from Static though, Jax manages to get Rodez up to his feet and applies the pumphandle, lifting Rodez up and DROPPING him right on his damn head with the Beat Drop!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Quickly, Static makes sure Zack isn't able to make a save, as Jax covers Rodez... JAX REF! REF, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!! ...and alerts Hebner, who scrambles over... 1... 2... 3!!!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE DAMNIT! Quick as a flash, Jax rolls out of the ring and scrambles away from The Parka, who released his STF just seconds too late and didn't get to his partner in time. The GPX scramble towards the aisle, as Bohemoth reaches into the ring and pulls Christian Wright to safety. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match...the team of Christian Wright, Johnny Jax and Scotty Static...TTHHEEEEE UUPPSSSSSTTAAAAARRRTTSSSS!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Parka kicks the air and curses, as The Upstarts assemble in the aisle and begin to celebrate their win. The GPX are congratulated by O'Hara, as Bohemoth holds a clearly hurting CW upright allowing him to flash a smile at The Parka and make the dreaded "belt motion". Parka fumes, but goes to check on Leon Rodez, while The Upstarts continue to celebrate in the aisle. COLE What a miscarraige of justice! COACH And what a statement made by The Upstarts! They're goin' into World Without End ridin' on the crest of the wave baby! COLE Could this be the scene at World Without End? Will Christian Wright and The GPX come up victorious over The Parka and Leon Rodez and Zack Malibu on Sunday night? Will The Upstarts take the gold and in the process, even more power? We'll find out, Sunday night, World Without End, do not miss it! Fade to black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
