SJL Metal Card, May 29th

[Guest crusen86]

SJL Metal Card, Wednesday May 29th

Due Date: 3pm Wednesday BT

Arena: Big Wang Candy Mountain, Huntsville, North Carolina

 

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. Impact

- Mak came close to upsetting IL, but it wasn't to be. Meanwhile, Impact picked up an impressive win in his first contest. Mak will get his shot at TNT's TV title on Crimson - but will have to get through Impact first...

- Word Limit: 4000

 

Singles Match - Send to Thoth

"NBK" Josh Tupper vs. Poisyn

- The returning Josh Tupper gets a difficult assignment first up, with a match against the evil one, Poisyn. This one could go either way.

- Word Limit: 4000

 

Tag Match - Send to Grand Slam

XF9 (Z/Ced Ordonez) vs. Cutthroat/Kojack

- Cutthroat, here is your tag match. The returned Ced Ordonez and all round funny guy Z will go up against Cutthroat and Kojack in what will no doubt be a hell of a match.

- Word Limit: 4000

 

Singles Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Mike Van Siclen vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- After Danny was beaten to an absolute pulp on Crimson by TNT, he's going to have the match of his life to come up on top of the freshly returned MVS.

- Word Limit: 4000

 

DOUBLE MAIN EVENT PART 1

2/3 Falls Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Tod deKindes

1st Fall: Exploding Board Match - C4 boards are all over the arena. You make one go off, you lose the fall.

2nd Fall: German Strap Match - I have no idea what it is, but the guys do.

3rd Fall: No Disqualifications - Anything goes.

- This intense rivalry has been building up for months - and now it comes to an end. These two men will lock horns in what will be a battle for the ages. But, after TNT's rampant spree on Crimson, will Tod be man who can put a stop to him? Or will he simply be another bloodstain in the ring?

- Word Limit: 7000

 

DOUBLE MAIN EVENT PART 2

World/European Title Double Fall Match - Send to SuicideKing

Ash Ketchum © vs. Frost © vs. Sydney Sky vs. Insane Luchador

1st Fall: European Title

2nd Fall: World Title

- The 1st fall grants the winner the European title - the 2nd fall crowns a World champion. Sydney managed to gain access to this match via. defeating veteran Xero, whilst Rickmen got the win over Francis. Frost and Ash are here because they are champions. Yeah. Anyway, this will be a ripper of a match.

- Word Limit: 7000

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Spiffy card.

 

And it look like we revive the good 'ol tradition of Old Destruction Member vs. Old Destruction Member. I can't wait. Start writing, Josh.

[Guest]

yay for impressive victories!

[Guest midnight_burn]

Card looks very tasty, some nice matches.

 

And it's very good to have Ced, Deathwish, NBK and MVS all back in action, more than making up for the people kicked out of the JL on Crimson.

 

The two main events should be particularly good, i'll definately be looking forward to reading them.

[Guest Insanityman]

Holy shit, just holy shit at this card.

 

 

My. Biggest. Match. Ever. Probably... day-um.

 

 

Good luck to all,

 

 

I "Wants to be like Thugg and Bo but probably shouldn't even write for the main event just since I'll probably lose" L.

 

*takes deep breath in*.

[Guest Sydney_Sky]

Err, I thought the title shot wasn't going to be until Crimson? Me's confused.

 

I'm not really supposed to be booked on Metal.. but, eh, I'll try.

[Guest]

Alright! I got a tag match!! Woooooo!!

[Guest Grand Slam]

OK, I just want to say that I really dislike the whole "Jew Date" thing.  I am going to ask very nicely that it be edited out and not used again.  Thank you.

[Guest]

To Kojack:

PM ME!!! You better be here or I'll do...uh...something to you.

[Guest]

i can't wait to read that first main event... that's gonna be brutal.

[Guest Suicide King]

Anyone who no-shows in the match I mark will have horrible things done to them.  Horrible, horrible things.

[Guest Muzz]

Sorry Grand Slam, I know Crusen, and whats more, I know he's a closet racist, no matter what he says.

 

You know you are Crusen, don't deny it...

 

*Shakes fist*

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

But Judaism isn't a race...

 

::is pushed off a boat by Muzz::

 

::burbles::

[Guest Muzz]

Alright, then he's just a bastard.

 

*Shakes fist at Edwin drowning in the water*

[Guest Suicide King]

It's true.  Discriminating against Jews has got its own word.

 

If that doesn't make you sad, you haven't thought about it.

[Guest crusen86]

Sure GSMS. Despite what the troll Muzza says, I am not a racist.

[Guest Muzz]

I explained to you that I only look like a troll, I'm not actually a troll.

 

And yes, you're an anti-semite.

 

W00t, got it right this time.

[Guest crusen86]

...Troll.

[Guest Muzz]

Shrek.

[Guest crusen86]

Your mother.

[Guest Muzz]

You know quite what I think of my mother.

 

Uh, I think were spamming, eh, oh well.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Blargle @ Crusen.

 

Good to see it changed. I know if it was 'Dyke Time' that I'd be royally pissed. However, we'd also get more ratings, so what the hell.....

 

-Annie

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I think we should just get our Home Improvement style on, throw back to 1994, and call it Tool Time.

 

Word.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Uh, guys, who's posting Metal tonight?

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

::raises hand:: That'd be me, Pete.

[Guest Grand Slam]

Thanks for changing to "Due Date".  It was really bothering me, and that isn't the kind of image we want to project here at the good ol' SJL!!

[Guest Suicide King]

Yes... whenever I post a card I try to make some reparations to my Jewish friends by making it "The Crusen's an Anti-Semitic Bastard Date."

 

Oh, and all Australians should be rounded up into camps and shot.

 

Whaddya mean the Japanese already did that?