Guest Report post Posted May 26, 2002 This past Tuesday, World Wrestling Entertainment's Big Show announced that his invention of a revolutionary new patent-pending grill is on the way. However, after studies, critics have learned that this grill actually adds artery-clogging and calorie-rich fat to your favorite foods. "I came up with this idea the way many other great ideas are born," said Show. "I filled a need in the market place. For years, I'd been searching for a grill that would make my favorite barbecue treats even more greasy and scrumptious. After throwing up my hands in defeat, it hit me - I could make the grill myself!" It appears that The Big Show's Obscene Mean Fat Enhancing Machine is constructed with a state-of-the-art angled grill that allows a continuous flow of thick, marbled fat to pour onto the entree as it's being grilled. "The fat is absorbed," Show explained, "so that a quarter-pound burger ends up a juicy half-pounder by the time it's finished cooking." This new grill will be available in the culinary section of most major department stores. For more information regarding this product, head on over to FatMachine.com. Source: Figure Four Newsletter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 26, 2002 Oh gawd, I dont know what to say.... LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 26, 2002 Well, thats funny. Ha ha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 27, 2002 I sence a George Foreman vs. Big Show fued. With Bradshaw involved, my spider sence is tingling for ratings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
