alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2005 [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] CSI, Brock Ausstin and Team Heyross walk out to enormous boos, flanked by Rick Heyross. COLE And here comes all the men it took to get the OAOAST Heartland title off of Alfdogg, including the new Heartland champion himself, Chris Stevens! What a disgusting display we saw four days ago at World Without End! COACH Well, that's one man's opinion, Cole! I was thrilled to see the CSI return to full power! COLE What do these guys have to say? Chris Stevens grabs a mic and brings it up to his mouth, but is stopped by the crowd's booing. Heyross grabs the mic from Stevens. HEYROSS SHOW SOME RESPECT, you sons of bitches!!! *crowd boos* HEYROSS Because you're standing in the presence of the BRAND NEW OAOAST Heartland champion, CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS STEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!! *crowd boos louder, as Heyross hands the mic back to Stevens* STEVENS That's more like it. You know, you people never cease to amaze me. We had you ALL FOOLED. Jay, did we have these people fooled or what? They actually thought there were problems within the CSI...when really, it was all just a perfectly calculated plan between myself...Jay...and big Brock, good to have you back in the fold, big man! Stevens shakes hands and embraces Brock Ausstin as the crowd boos some more. STEVENS And of course...Mr. Heyross. Stevens slaps Heyross on the back and hands him the mike as Heyross laughs evilly. HEYROSS That's right, Chris. And LAST NIGHT, when Jay Richards said that the CSI was dead...well, guess what? It IS DEAD!!! COLE What? HEYROSS Because what you see in the ring right now, is THE MOST POWERFUL force in the HISTORY of the OAOAST! JAY RICHARDS!!! *crowd boos, as Richards smacks his chest and holds his arms out* BROCK AUSSTIN!!! *crowd boos as Brock does the Happy Happy Hoss Dance~!* The big man, JUMBO!!! *crowd boos as Jumbo raises his hands and his tongue hangs from his mouth* CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEAM HEYROSS!!! *crowd boos as Team Heyross poses in opposite corners* CHRIS STEVENS, and yours truly, RICK HEYROSS, we give to you, STEVENS! HEYROSS! INCORPORATED! *crowd boos* COACH That's S.H.I. for short, Cole. COLE Well, I got another letter I'd like to add onto the end of that. STEVENS In closing...the CSI may be dead...but it lays right next to the career of you, Alf. *crowd boos as [i]Punishment[/i] by Biohazard hits and the S.H.I. clears the ring.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
