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(voices in Homer's head)

 

Marge: Lisa needs braces!

 

Lenny: DENTAL PLAN!

 

Marge: Lisa needs braces!

 

Lenny: DENTAL PLAN!

 

(Carl drops a pencil into Homer's asscrack)

 

Homer: Hey, you disrupted my train of thought!

 

(voices in head again)

 

Marge: Lisa needs braces!

 

Lenny: DENTAL PLAN!

Posted

I've always liked and all by Homer are:

 

Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laaaaming

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and my favorite:

 

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Guest ant_7000
Posted

Mr. Burns firing Marge

 

Mr. Burns: You're fired

 

Marge:You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants off you.

 

Burns: You don't have to sue to get my pants off

 

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tommorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.

 

Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!

Guest Vern Gagne
Posted

Burns' Casino

 

Smithers:It looks like Robert Gaulet isn't showing up sir

 

Burns:Very well begin the thawing of Jim Nabors

 

Homer love Flanders

 

Homer:This is Ned Flanders my new best friend

 

Lenny:What did he say

 

Carl:I don't know something about being gay!

Guest converge241
Posted

i might not know exact quotes but here they are

 

snake from the simpsons go to japan episode after he robs homer off the internet

 

Homer's homecoming where the dean calls for "professor Rocco and Chancelor Knuckles"

 

Any Duff Guy quote

Guest crandamaniac
Posted

the episode where Skinner is revealed as a fraud:

Homer's Brain:  Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake.

 

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the sub episode:

Homer: Damage Report, Mr. Moe

Moe: Sonar out, Navigation out, radio out.

Homer:  Enough of what's out, what's in?

Moe: Ice blended mocha drinks and David Schwimmer.

Homer: Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.

 

Grandpa:  My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

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Treehouse of Horror (where homer's hair kills apu)

Chief Wiggum:  Homer Simpson, you are under arrest for the murders of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahasa...pasa...Aw, just Moe. Just Moe

 

Wiggum:  I'm afraid we have no leads, but i can safely say Apu did not suffer.

<shows Apu's legs sticking out from the slushie machine>

Lou:  Looks like he suffered alot, Chief.

Wiggum:  Aw geez, How long were you gonna let me keep drinking this thing?

<wiggum takes another sip of the Slushie>

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snake from the simpsons go to japan episode after he robs homer off the internet

 

That would be

"Yoink-dot-adios-backslash-losers!"

Guest converge241
Posted
That would be

"Yoink-dot-adios-backslash-losers!"

 

ha! classic, thank you

Posted

"Oh Princess Fair, willst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?" Troy McClure to Ms. Piggy and Selma. -A Fish Called Selma-

 

"Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot" Hank Scorpio. -You Only Move Twice-

 

"And that's everything that happened in my life right up to time I got this phone call" Grampa Simpson to Lisa. -The Secret War of Lisa Simpson-

 

"I'm seeing double here: four Krusty's!" Legs, looking at Homer and Krusty side by side. -Homie the Clown-

Guest Redhawk
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Marge: You have the right to remain silent.

 

Homer: I choose to waive that right. YAAAA! AAAAAH! YAAAAH!

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Homer: The steak was....

 

Santa's Little Helper: Ruff!

 

Homer: You've been pitching that all night.

 

SLH: Chewy?

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Nelson: Kill-the-dorks!

 

One of the purple girls: Bash-their-skulls!

 

Lisa: Run-a-way!

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Homer: BUFFALO TESTICLES!

 

Lisa: Dad, those are apples.

 

Homer: Oh. Never mind.

Guest J*ingus
Posted

The X-Files episode:  

 

(Homer is shown running on a treadmill, with various electrodes attached to him.)  

 

Mulder: what's this test for?  

 

Scully: nothing, I just thought he could stand to lose some weight.  (stares unblinkingly)  The jiggling of his fat rolls is almost hypnotic...

 

Mulder: yes, it's like a lava lamp.

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