Wwf king of the ring 1995

[Guest nWoScorpion]

-The commentators for tonight are Vince Mcmahon & Michael (Doc Hendrix) Hayes.

 

-We are reminded that Razor Ramon will not be competing tonight, so Savio Vega and IRS had a match to fil his spot, and Savio won.

 

King of the Ring Qualifying Matches:

Mabel (M.O.M) def. Adam Bomb

The Undertaker def. "Double J" Jeff Jarrett

"HBK" Shawn Michaels def. King Kong Bundy

K.A.M.A def. Duke "The Dumpster" Droese

Bob "Spark Plugg" Holly def. Mantaur

The Roadie def. Doink The Clown IV

Savio Vega def. Irwin R. Shyster (replacing Razor Ramon def. Eli Blu)

Yokozuna def. Lez luger (replacing Bulldog Vs. Owen (TLD))

 

-Opening Match:

Savio Vega (w/ Razor Ramon) Vs. Yokozuna (w/ Jim Cornette & Mr. Fuji):

Talk about demotions, Yokozuna a year ago was world champion, now he's opening the card. Yokozuna got here by defeating Lex Luger by count out, after Luger was fucking dumb enough to help his flag bearer. That match was replacing Bulldog Vs. Owen because they wrestled to a draw. For a puerto rican, he speaks english well. Savio that is. Anyone realize Danny Davis was sTILL a referee by this time? Yoko be's a prick and waves the japanese flag and Savio plays with his Puerto Rico/USA flag. If Savio won tonight I woulda been cool with it. Savio grabs a headlock but a Yoko shoulderblock put's him down hard. Lockup and Yoko with a back elbow to the face of Vega, elbow drop misses and Vega pounds him. Wrist lock by Vega and he slams Yoko's head into the turnbuckle 10 times, but a spinning heel kick misses badly. Yoko plants Vega in the corner and hammers him as we get a shot of Owen on the superstar line. Savio rolls out of the banzai drop while Yoko climbs the ropes and gets nailed some more. Yoko uses the top rope to choke Vega and snapmares him, and locking on the NERVE PINCH OF DEATH! Savio plants some elbows in Yoko's girth, but he gets sent flying US Express to the floor. Savio in the ring and he gets in some roundhouse rights staggering Yokozuna, but that's cut short and he gets choked in the corner. Slam by 'Zuna but misses a leg drop. USA Chants. why? we got 2 spicks and 2 japanese guys out their. So I guess its for Cornette. Savio up and he nails Yoko with a series of clotheslines, and finally puts him down with the heel kick. He knocks Cornette off the apron and Owen attacks Ramon from behind. Savio goes out to help him, as does Yokozuna, but he gets leveled into the ring post and is counted out  at 8:25, declaring Savio Vega the winner. 1/2*. Let me get some tylenol.

 

-Jerry Lawler shows off his disgusting foot. He was almost arrested for Sock abuse earlier tonight.

 

-Bob "Spark Plugg" Holly Vs. the Roadie (w/ Jeff Jarrett):

Well...........I guess this could be decent. Doc calls this a dark horse match. Holly with a shoulderblock gets 2, and again. Sunset Flip by Holly gets another 2. Inside Cradle gets 2. Holly with 5 2 count's in 30 seconds (I missed the first one). Lockup and Roadie with a slap and a few sucker punches. Boot to the kidneys and forearm to the back by the Roadie. Both men with a criss cross and Holly with a Shoulderblock and hiptoss. Scoop Slam by holly gets 2. Bob goes for a hurricanrana(!) but gets powerbombed in retaliation. Stiff Irish whip by Roadie on Holly into the buckle. Roadie dances and plants a series of elbows on the back of Bob Holly followed by a snapmare and rear chinlock. Holly breaks the gold and school boys Roadie for 2, but gets caught witha  clothesline geting up. Roadie dances more and drops an elbow for 2. Roadie back to working the chinlock, but Holly again breaks out, and backdrops Roadie out of a piledriver position. Holly with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors(!) and a sweet dropkick and a series of rights for 2. Powerslam by Holly gets 2. Roadie with a knee to the midsection and sets Holly on the top rope. Holly knocks him off and gets nailed with a boot to the face for 3!?! at 7:31. Holly's shoulder clearly got up at 2, unless he pulled a Paul roma from Superbrawl V. **, if not for the screwy finish, coulda been more.

 

-Todd Pettingle is with shawn Michaels, who is sporting a beard, which doesn't look right on him.

 

-Shawn Michaels Vs. Kama (w/ Ted Dibiase):

UUUUUUUUUGH! 15 Minutes of this garbage?! Kama is currently the Godfather, and formerly Papa shango, The Goodfather and Kama mustafa. Bruce Prichard try's schilling a KOTR Hat and WWF Magazine. That copy sucked balls! Brother Love wishes Shawn luck tonight. the crown doesn't even fit him, which must mean somethin. All clues point to Shawn winning this. Shawn witha  headbutt and armbar, which is reversed, and reversed again follwoed by a few jabs. HBK witha  few jabs now and then in between nothing. Shawn with a headlock and Kama trys to power out. HBK holds onto the ropes after being tossed and Kama gets dumped out instead. Shawn back to the armbar and he jerks the arm a bit . Kama with an Irish Whip and nails a kick to the midsection and clotheslines Shawn out to the floor. Kama scoops him up and rams his back into the ring post for good measure. Kama puts the boots to him back in the ring a bit. Smokin Joe is at ringside tonight, poor Joe. Kama works in some punches and thats about it. More kicking by the Suypreme Fighting Machine, followed by some sort of leglock. Kama sets Shawn on the top rope and repeatedly nails him in the midsection some more. Modified backbreaker by Kama, Shawn reverses it for 2. He works the flair flip all the way to the floor. Dibiase puts the boots to him now. Shawn back in and more kicking by Kama. Boy, no wonder he wasn't over til 1998. Series of backbreakers follow. Shawn dodges a charge and nails a diving elbow off the 2nd rope putting them both down. Kama misses an elbow and the 3 minute countodwn starts. Shawn with some jabs and a flying clothesline. Stomp to the face and some mounted punches by HBK and he's hulked up. He goes to the top rope and comes down with adouble axhandle for 2. 10 punches of doom by HBK and a cross body press is reversed by Kama for 2. Knee to the sternum, but Shawn with a small package for 2. Sunset Flip gets 1....2 time limit expires! BOOOO! at 15:04. *. Just craptacular.

 

-Bob backlund is campaigning for Presidential Election.

 

-The Undertaker (w/ Paul Bearer) Vs. Mabel (w/ Mo):  

Stephanie Wyant bothers Mabel on his way to the ring. They look like 2 drug dealers since turning on their manager Oscar. So far the tourny is looking like hell with Savio & Roadie winning, and HBK being elimanated. The druids look freaky. Taker starts off with some thrusts to Mabel followed by an irish whip to the buckle and a diving clothesine. Taker with another clothesline sends Mabel down. Old School undertaker off the top rope. Taker witha  face choke in the corner. Mabel catches Taker off the ropes with a belly to belly suplex and clothesline him to th floor. Taker stuns him across the top rope but gets knocked through the ropes and is tied up. Mabel continues to kick at Taker for a while. Taker tries fighting back and does so until Mabel connects with ANOTHER belly to belly suplex, followed by a camel clutch.....kinda. He is siting on Taker. Mabel tosses Taker to the floor and clotheslines him into the steel post. Back in and he stands on him for gods sake. Mabel with a suplex gets 2. Scoop slam and he sits on Taker for another 2 count. Mabel goes for the avalanche and eats boot and a clothesline. Mabel plants Taker witha  piledriver for only 2 again. Irish whip and both men collide heads. Mabel elobw misses and Taker boots and thrusts him some more and nails a running clothesline in the corner and another a choke. Ref bump and Mabel eats a jumping clothesline. Chokeslam follows and no one there to count, Here comes Kama and he kicks Taker in the FREAKIN SHOULDER followed by a Mabel leg drop for ......3!?!?!?!?! Match ends at 10:46 as I shoot my face off. If I may borrow a Scott Keith line "Talk about a brainfart!". Taker sits up and gives Kama chase. DUD by the way.

 

-Highlights from the 1995 Hall of Fame Ceremonie.

 

-Savio Vega (w/ Razor Ramon) Vs. The Roadie (w/ Jeff Jarrett):

Please god stop the pain!!!!! Of course, it will end up Savio Vega Vs. Mabel, so lets get the pain over with fast. Roadie calls himseld The Road Dog in a interview during Savio's entrance. Atleast theirs history here. savio has an S & V shaved on the back of his head. Savio hammers on Roadie and hip tosses him followed by a clothesline to the floor. Armbar by Savio and he pounds on Roadie's shoulder. Knife-edge chops in the corner and back to an armbar. Step over takedown by Savio gets 2. Roadie with a knee to the sternum and a shake rattle and roll neckbreaker for 2. Roadie uses his knee to choke Savio in the corner and uses the ropes to do the same. Roadie continues to beat on Vega. snapmare and 2nd rope headbutt gets 2. Kneedrop to the back of the head and kidney area by the D-O Double G. Savio is hulking up and no sells Roadies offense,. Chop city! Savio is back down and Roadie steps on him. 2nd rope elbow misses and no one is making a noise. Savio hammers him and connects with a back elbow and a scoop slam for 2. Big Boot!!! for 2. Where's the leg drop? Jarrett grabs Vega's foot and Roadie is irish whipped into Double J and savio school boys him for 3 at 6:37. *. Well this PPV sucks. What? 3 more matches?! DAAAH!

 

-Doc gives a hilarious translation of Savio. Stating He will stop stealing hub-caps, and he has no chance of beating Mabel for the title of king.

 

-Shawn Michaels, Stan Lane & Owen Hart on the Superstar Line

 

-Recap of the Jerry Lawler/Bret Hart feud, dating back to KOTR 1993, where he attacked Bret after winning the tournament. Then he stooped to insulting his parents, and ducking out of their match at Summerslam 1993. At In Your House, Jerry Lawler won thier match, with a little help from Sinja & Hakushi. Bret then showed up on RAW intimidating Lawler into a match at KOTR......in a kiss my foot match. Lawler would not wash his feet for  month, and showed us how disgusting his foot was when he forced Aldo Montoya to kiss them. I thought when Lawler forced him to drink liquor was bad.

 

-Kiss My Foot Match:

Bret "Hitman" Hart Vs. Jerry "the King" Lawler:

Well, maybe Bret can do a miracle and drag this baby out of the toilet. Lockup and Bret unloads a series of rights on lawler followed by  headbutt. Bret on the outside sends Lawler into the guard rail and rake shis eyes across the top rope. Lawler reverses an irish whip and he sends Bret into the steel steps. Lawler with some meager offense I don't care to discuss. Lawler back in with a piledriver, and a second one follows. The third one connects also and Bret kicks out at 2 with authority. Bret eats buckle and Burger King chants come up. Bret boots Lawler and nails a few roundhouse rights, but Lawler stops him with an eye rake and throws him to the floor. Lawler de-boots himself and clobbers Bret with his boot for 2. Bret gets choked in the corner and Lawler takes the boot off again. Bret blocks the foot and leg sweeps hi followedby a headbutt the the GROIN. Bret with a series of elbows but Lawler uses his boot again as a weapon. Lawler to the 2nd rope with a fist drop for 2. Lawler gets posted after trying to wrap Bret's legs on the post. Hakushi is back! Hakuishi with a thrust hits Lawler and Bret rolls lawler back in. Russian Legsweep by the Hitman followed by a backbreaker and the 2nd rope elbow drop Sharpshooter later and Bret wins it at 9:20. *1/2. Yup, even Bret can have a bad match. Bret refuses to release the sharpshooter, but does so soon afgter. Hakushi tries saving lawler again but gets nailed, and Lawler is forced to not just kiss Bret's foot, but his own as well. UGH!

 

-Highlights of the WWF volenteering at the 1995 Special Olympics.

 

-King of the Ring 1993 & 1994 memories.

 

-King of the Ring Finals:

Savio Vega (w/ Razor Ramon) Vs. Mabel (w/ Mo):

Pass me some Vodka A-SAP. I grow tired of this. Lockup, Savio gets shoved to the corner. Savio hammer son Mabel in the corner and the corwd is DEAD! 10 punches of doom by Vega gets barely anyone counting. Savio continues to punch Mabel. Mabel with an eye rake and slam followed by an elbow drop, which misses and Savio clotheslines mabel to the floor over the top rope!!! Mabel pulls him to the outside, but eats stairs. Mabel fights him off and sends him to the stairs. Mabel chokes him some more on the top rope. Bearhug by Mabel stalls time. Savio with a spinning heel kick and school boy both get 2 counts. Mabel catchs him and slams him for 2. Big Splash!!! Its over at 8:31 and Mabel is the fucking King. 1/2*. Razor, Savio & 1-2-3 Kid all get an ass whooping b yMabel & Mo.

 

-Mabel is corenated as people pelt him with garbage for a few minutes. King Mabel & Sir Mo theya re rechristened. UGH! 1 more match thank god! Why they give Mabel a sword and not Owen!?!?!

 

-Lawler is brushing his teeth with a whole tube of toothpaste and washing his mouth out with mouthwash.

 

-Wyant interviews Dibiase, Sid & Tatanka as they reminds us about Sid injuring Deisel at In Your House.

 

-Main Event:

Diesel (WWF Champion) & Bam Bam Bigelow Vs. Psycho Sid & Tatanka (w/ Ted Dibiase):

Final, the final match. Bam Bam is dressed funkier then Steamboat did in 1991. Diesel hammers on sid and the heels regroup on the outside. Diesel starts with Tatanka. Diesel with an armbar and Tatanka reverses, and he pays for it. Sid with a kick to Diesel and works his elbow on the ring psot behind the referee's back. Tatanka with a series of chops to the injured elbow. Tatanka with an armbar now and e wraps it around the rope as he and Sid pound it. Sid works on the elbow some more and I fall asleep. Sid with a powerslam and sid hammers the elbow AGAIN. diesel with the hot tag and Bigelow works both men. Dropkick to tatanka sends him packing and a DDT to Sid, he goes up top and nails the headbutt for a 2 count way too late. Bam bam is too worried bout Dibiase and pays for it. Sid with a chokeslam off the 2nd rope on Bigelow and Tatanka tags in for the pin for 2. He chops and boots Bigelow for a while. Sid back in and a running boot to the ribcage. Followed by a boot to the kisser and stomps to the chest. Sid & Tatanka work over Bigelow on the floor. God this is boring. Rear chinlock by Sid, driving the knee into bam bams back. Diesel makes the tag but the re doesnt see it and he works over Sid. Oh the ref did see it. slam on Sid and a running elbow connects, but he hurt himself the moron. Tatanka back in and so is Bam Bam. Cross Body by Tatanka gets 2. Sleeper Hold kills MORE time for this shit. Tatanka with a sUPER DDT on Bigelow gets 2. Bigelow no sells Tatanka and both men clothesline each other. Tatanka up and puts on a sleeper, but Bigelow with a rolling tunder!!!! Well, minus the first roll, but hell, he did it! Diesel tags in and side walk slams Tatanka to hell. running big boot by Diesel and Tatanka's out cold. Diesel with the jacknife powerbomb  for 2, but he lifts him off the mat. he wants Sid, but Sid walks away abandoning Tatanka, as Diesel elbow drops him for the win at 17:36. *. God this PPV couldn't get any worse.

 

-Wait, it's over, so it can't.........oh no, Sid Vs. diesel next month so it HAS GOTTEN WORSE!!!1

 

-Recomendation to kill anyone who has this at their video store.

[Guest]

Good job, considering the *quality* of matches on that show. Is anything worse? Well, I guess we'll find out tomorrow, when my KOTR 1999 Rant comes up! ALL HAIL KING ASS~!

[Guest]

-Mabel is corenated as people pelt him with garbage for a few minutes. King Mabel & Sir Mo theya re rechristened. UGH! 1 more match thank god! Why they give Mabel a sword and not Owen!?!?!

I found a video clip of this at WWE's King of the Ring site.  I can't remember the address, just go to http://www.wwe.com/ and you'll find it.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Which RRumble should I rant? 1993, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 or 2002?

[Guest RetroRob215]

Not a current one, either 96 or 98.

[Guest]

I'd like to see you do a tape rant on WWF Royal Rumble 1996.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

<shudders loudly>

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

1996.00

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

98

[Guest nWoScorpion]

1996 it is. NOTHING can be worse then KOTR 95.