alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 [i]Punishment[/i] by Biohazard hits and Team Heyross comes through the curtains to the boos of the crowd, flanked by their manager, Rick Heyross. COLE And we're set for tag team championship action! BUFFER [i]The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the OAOAST World Tag Team championship! Introducing first, the challengers...accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross...two members of Stevens/Heyross Incorporated...here are CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COACH Well, last week here on HeldDOWN, Team Heyross defeated the team of Thunderkid and Reject for the right to face Malibu & Rodez here tonight in this, their second two-on-two tag team match in the OAOAST! COLE But they didn't do it alone, Coach, Brock Ausstin played an instrumental role in them winning that match! Team Heyross stretches in the ring, as [i]Beverly Hills[/i] by Weezer hits, and the champs make their way out, receiving a phenomonal reception from the crowd. COLE And listen to the eruption for the champs! BUFFER [i]Their opponents weigh in tonight at a combined weight of 428 pounds...they are the OAOAST World Tag Team champions, the team of ZACK MALIBU and LEON RODEZ, the USUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL SUSSSSSSSSSSSSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] As the champs pose in the corners with the belts, Benjamin hits Rodez with a dropkick, sending him all the way over to the floor! *DING DING DING* Moss hammers Malibu on the back, then picks him up off of the buckles onto his shoulders and pushes him off, with Zack landing throat-first on the top rope! Moss holds him there, and Benjamin jumps over his shoulders onto the back of Zack! COLE Team Heyross off to an early start, jumping the champs before the bell, and now they're in control of two-time World champion Zack Malibu! Moss hooks his hands around Malibu's neck and right arm in Rock Bottom form, then snaps him forward onto his knee! COLE Nice modified backbreaker there by Moss, and the referee needs to get one of these guys out of the ring! Rodez rolls back into the ring as Moss & Benjamin set up a double suplex, and catches Malibu on the way down, then the champs hit stereo dropkicks! Team Heyross rolls to opposite corners, and the champs follow. Rodez puts the boots to Moss as Zack hammers Benjamin, then the champs set up Irish whips, but Team Heyross with a DOSIE-DO~!!!, only to run into another set of stereo dropkicks! Team Heyross rolls out of the ring as the Usual Suspects get the crowd into it some more. COLE Well, Team Heyross was able to gain control early, but the champs turned it around in a hurry and now Team Heyross needs to regroup! Benjamin slides in the ring as Moss climbs onto the apron, and circles the ring with Zack. COLE So here's our first one-on-one action of this match, it's Zack Malibu and Quentin Benjamin! Benjamin ducks an attempted tie-up and hooks a rear waistlock. Zack struggles, but executes a standing switch. Zack hangs on for a few seconds, but Benjamin is able to separate Zack's hands with his own, then takes Zack down with a reverse drop toe hold from the same position and reapplies the waistlock. Benjamin then breaks cleanly and backs off into his corner, holding his arms out to the crowd and drawing some boos. COLE Benjamin showing off some of his amateur prowess right there, taking Zack down to the mat. Benjamin ties up with Zack, and gives him a knee to the gut. He then tries for a snap suplex, but Zack slips behind the back and grabs another waistlock. Benjamin goes behind again, and Zack jumps up and attempts a victory roll, but Benjamin drops to his knees! 1.......... 2...................... Zack BARELY slips out! COLE WOW, and Zack almost pinned there! I'm surprised that Zack is trying to beat these guys with wrestling, Coach. COACH Yeah, if they try to match wrestling with Team Heyross, we're going to have new champs tonight. Benjamin just took Zack to school twice right there, and the scary thing is, his partner's an even better amateur wrestler than he is! I think Zack's realizing right now that these guys are no pushovers. COLE A tag is made, and here comes Charlie Moss, and we're going to have a tag on both sides, it seems. Leon circles the ring with Moss, then ties up. COLE Champs also giving up a little size to their opponents here tonight, as Moss gets a side headlock. Leon pushes off, then drops down as Moss comes back, and catches him with a monkey flip! Leon gets up and whips Moss into the ropes, and comes off the other side with a flying forearm! Benjamin comes in, and is met with a dropkick! Zack comes in and gives one to Moss, and Team Heyross is out on the floor again! COLE A little more luck with Leon and Charlie Moss in there, Coach. COACH No doubt, Leon went to his forte, which is the high-flying maneuvers, and Moss can't match up with Leon in that category. Zack grabs Charlie Moss as he's coming back into the ring and wrings his arm, then Leon comes off the top with a chop! Zack follows with a Russian legsweep, and rolls over for a cover... 1........ 2................. Kickout! Zack tags Leon back in, who climbs to the top rope, and comes off with a flying bodypress! 1....... 2................. Kickout! Leon whips Moss into the corner, and as Moss walks out, Leon runs up and catches him with a hurricanrana! Leon plays to the crowd, then runs to the ropes, but Benjamin pulls them down, and Leon goes crashing to the floor! COLE Benjamin pulling the ropes down as Leon came in, and that turns the tide in this match! Benjamin walks to the other side of the apron, then runs and leaps off with a clothesline to Rodez on the floor! Benjamin then motions for Rick Heyross to jump on the apron, and he does as Benjamin pulls the steel steps off and tosses them to the side. He then drags the bottom part out as Zack gets into the ring, drawing the referee towards him. Benjamin gives Leon an underhook, then lifts him up and drops him BACK-FIRST on the steps!!! COACH Oh MAN!!! Leon Rodez in HUGE trouble now, and the referee missed ALL of that because of the distraction by Rick Heyross! Benjamin rolls Rodez back into the ring and jumps back on the apron, as Heyross walks over to Zack's side of the ring. Zack jumps off and stalks Heyross, and the referee jumps out between them, allowing Benjamin to jump down and fix the steps as Moss delivers a trapped-arm belly-to-belly. Moss then goes to the top rope... COLE This is unusual here, it's usually Quentin that handles the high-risk moves! Moss comes off with a senton bomb! (not to be confused with Jeff Hardy's Swanton bomb) The referee slides into the ring as Moss lays back... 1................. 2.............................. Leon kicks out! COLE Leon barely able to kick out, a nonchelant cover by Charlie Moss there! COACH Gotta agree, Cole, if Moss hooked the leg there we might have new chamions right now! Moss tags in Benjamin, who stands by as Moss slingshots Rodez right into a Benjamin roundhouse kick! Moss then gets up and runs to the ropes, and Team Heyross hits a DOUBLE GOOZLE~! Benjamin covers... 1....... 2....................... NO! Leon kicks out! COLE Team Heyross giving Leon Rodez everything they've got, but Leon still refusing to quit! Benjamin sets up Rodez...and hits the ORANGE CRUSH~!!!111 COACH There's his finish! New champions, coming up! 1........... 2............................ Zack makes the save!!! COACH COME ON, ref! COLE Zack in there for the save, and you've got a five count to get in and out of there! Moss tags in, and picks Leon up onto his shoulders, as Benjamin knocks Zack off the apron with a superkick! Benjamin then runs over and climbs the ropes...but as he jumps off, Leon quickly spins around and gives Moss a hurricanrana, and all three men lay on the mat! Zack slowly climbs back onto the apron, just in time for Leon to MAKE THE HOT TAG~! COLE TAG MADE, and Zack in the ring! Zack hits Benjamin with a clothesline! Then another one for Moss! Zack yells out to the crowd, then ducks a Moss clothesline and hits THE TRENDSETTER~!!! Zack covers... 1...... 2.............. Benjamin saves! Team Heyross whips Zack into the ropes, but Zack ducks a double clothesline and hits one of his own! Dropkick for Benjamin! Dropkick for Moss! SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 for Heyross, who got up on the apron! COLE SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 Heyross had no business on the apron, serves him right! Benjamin has reached into his tights, and pulled out a set of brass knuckles! Zack walks over to Benjamin, and gets CLOCKED with the knucks as the ref attempts to get Heyross off of the apron! COACH But you see what Heyross did, he sacrificed himself so his team could win the tag team titles! Benjamin covers, and the crowd boos LOUDLY as the referee drops to count... 1................ 2............................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! ZACK KICKS OUT!!!!! COLE ONLY TWO!!! COACH SO, SO CLOSE for Team Heyross! Suddenly, Benjamin looks up at the big screen, which shows the rest of S.H.I. getting out of the limo earlier in the day, accompanied by guards, presumably having found the residence of Alfdogg. RICHARDS According to Calvin, this is the place. STEVENS Here we are, 100 South Capitol Avenue... The crowd busts out in laughter as the camera goes to the wide shot. JOSH ...you guys, this is the RCA Dome. STEVENS What...are you sure you got the right address? RICHARDS This is what Calvin gave me! 100 South Capitol Avenue! JOSH If you don't mind my saying, I think you guys have been duped. S.H.I. throws a tantrum on the sidewalk. STEVENS Come on, we've got to get back to the arena! Team Heyross stares at the screen, then go back to work on Zack, setting him up on Moss's shoulders. Suddenly, the crowd ERUPTS as Alfdogg runs out, with Reject and Thunderkid in tow! Alf has a kendo stick, and takes a home run swing at Moss, hitting him in the midsection! The ref spots the shot and calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* Alf catches Benjamin coming in with a shot to the midsection, then one to the back! Thunderkid drops Moss with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 Reject then pushes him out of the ring, and TK lifts Benjamin, and Reject joins in for the THUNDEROUS REJECTION~!!!!!11111 Alf goes up to the top...FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 At this point, the remainder of S.H.I. runs to the ring, as Alf, TK and Reject depart and move to the aisleway. Alf has a mic, as does Stevens. STEVENS All right Alf. I BEAT you at World Without End, and took your Heartland title. Why can't you just accept that? *crowd boos* I mean, last week, you already put Jumbo on the shelf, what do you want from us? ALF I'll tell you what I want. I want the five of you guys at November Reign, in an Elimination Rules match. You'll be facing myself, Thunderkid, Reject, and there's one other person. *crowd cheers, as S.H.I. laughs in the ring.* STEVENS Who could you POSSIBLY have acquired that would delude you into thinking you could defeat Stevens/Heyross Incorporated a man down? ALF Well, this is all I have to say. You know, they say two is company...THREE is a crowd...but FOUR, can be a very DEADLY number. *the crowd starts to get excited, as Alf points to the big screen.* The lights in the arena dim, then begin going crazy, as does the crowd! The lights act as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COACH Oh my GOD. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. “I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. “White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. “Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The lights come back on, and the crowd is at a fever pitch as the S.H.I. has collectively shit a brick in the ring. COACH This...THIS CAN'T BE. If this is going to be who I think it is at November Reign... COLE I know this isn't the best time, Coach, but we've got to take a commercial break! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
