Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 (edited) ACT 1: Josh Matthews (Catching up to Stephen Joseph) Stephen. Can I ask you a question? Who are you facing tonight? Stephen Well, I haven't checked my ::A shadow, 6'5" 300 lbs, hovers over him...and SJ looks up:: JINGUS You're facing ME! ::SJ gulps, and Jingus smiles:: Hey! Hey! ::The Mad Cappa runs into the picture:: TMC I'm getting the world title shot tonight! I'm next on the list! Jingus Like I care...you're what, half my size. Wait in line! ::Well then, what about me? The camera pans around to show Peter Cone!:: Josh Stephen, who will .... Stephen? ::Stephen Joseph has disappeared:: Jingus That damn sneaking bastard! Act 2 COLE Fans, Calvin Szechenstein is standing by in his General Manager's office with an important announcement about tonight! WWOOOOOSSSSHHH PAN~! ::The TV Shot goes to a live feed of Calvin in the General Manager's office, adorned with red velvet and other nice pretty things. He lives life well...almost too well eh? Stephen Joseph, YOUR OAOAST Champion, sits in a chair as Calvin sits in hish SUPER EXPENSIVE black leather executive chair across his desk from SJ, but facing the camera.:: Calvin Tonight, I asked Stephen Joseph if he was willing to defend his title. He says he is Stephen Damn Straight, and I don't care who. Calvin Which is great, because earlier today, 3 individuals challenged you for the title. Now how do I choose? Stephen Any one of them will do! Calvin Nah. Not exciting. How about...all 3? Stephen NO! Calvin Fatal Fourway! Stephen NOOOO!! Calvin To one fall. That means you don't even have to be pinned to lose! ::Stephen pulls his chair up and flings it against the wall, furious at Calvin:: Stephen Joseph You think I'm some sort of joke? You think you can push me around? Calvin, I AM NOT A FUCKING JOKE. I won at World Without End, pinning TWO Originals. I *BEAT* Puerto Rican last week, the best damn wrestler on this show. I have been waiting, for so long, for this time to shine. And you want to fuck with me? Fine Calvin...but I'm going to pull a string. Fuck me? Fuck you Calvin? This match is no disqualification. Otherwise, you're out a Championship match tonight, because I'll walk. Calvin Fine. But no outside interference. Stephen Oh, I wouldn't dream of that. ::he picks up the previously thrown chair:: I just wanted to use this...alot. I'm going to pretend each head it hits will be yours Calvin. You can't FUCK with me! Calvin You're a fighting champ Stephen. Go get em, Tiii ::CRACK SMASH:: COLE Stephen Joseph just cracked the chair over Calvin's head! ::Calvin slumps over his chair, his head laying on his desk as blood pools on white paper strewn across the top. Stephen turns the camera. Stephen Joseph *I* am the OAOAOST Heavyweight Champion. I am NO joke, and I will win tonight, I'll win next week, I will keep winning. This belt means EVERYTHING to me ::intense stare:: EVERYTHING! ::Fade to Black:: Act 3 ::We return to OAOAST HeldDown Thursday Night. All three challengers for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title are in the ring. Now for some Bufferin!:: BUFFER Annnddddd the RREEEEeeeiignnnning and DEEEEfeeeeEEEEnnnding OAOAOAST Wuuuuuuuurld Chaampion, he hails from Atlanta Georgia and proudly leads the Upstarts, SSSSTeeeeeeePPHHHEENNN JOOOOOOOOOOOSsseeeppphhh CUE: It Ain't Over For Me Stephen Joseph steps out from behind the curtain, flanked by Tha Puerto Rican, and one very large and BRAND NEW gold belt adorning his waist. Stephen walks confidently down towards the ring, with PR staying off to the side. Backup. Stephen slides into the ring and scales the turnbuckle, taking off his championship belt and holding it aloft with both hands, eyes beaming with pride. The crowd just boos. DING DING DING~! Immediately, all three men dump SJ over the top rope! PR yells at SJ to get up! Mad Cappa squares a right punch to Jingus, who catches the punch, lifts Cappa up, and throws Cappa onto PR and SJ! And Peter Cone with a rollup from behind...! 1! 2! NO KICKOUT! Jingus kicks out and powers Peter Cone off from his back. He spins around and scoops slams P to the C, then hits a legdrop for dood measure. He covers! 1! 2! NO! Cappa springboards a legdrop from the ring apron! The count being broken up, Cappa pulls Jingus up and slaps a right across Jingus's head, but the J-man absorbs and tosses Cappa to the ropes, following with a clothesline sending Cappa over the top rope, and back on top of Popick! PR yells in disgust! Meanwhile, Jingus roars with delight, but screams in pain as Peter drops him to his knees with a chopblock. SHINING WIZARD by Peter Cone! He poses for the crowd and then catches an intercepting Cappa with a sidewalk slam into a cover! 1! 2! KICKOUT! Peter tosses Cappa up and into the big man Jingus. Jingus catches Cappa and looks puzzled, and this moment allows Peter Cone to hit a running dropkick onto Cappa, whose momentum fells Jingus, and Cappa falls into a cover. 1! 2! No SJ Pulls Cappa off from outside! Peter and Jingus fight inside, and SJ starts wailing right hands into Cappa outside. But wait! Tha Puerto Rican has a chair, and he's holding it high behind Popick! The crowd buzzes with anticipation, but when SJ turns around, PR gently throws him the chair. SJ uses it to WALLOP Cappa with an unprotected Chair Shot! Back in the ring, Jingus has suplexed Peter Cone, and has him up again. Peter twists his feet and back, and wriggles free behind the big man. He irish whips Jingus right into SJ's thundering Steel Chair, which breaks in half over Jingus's head! He slumps on the ropes as SJ looks flabbergasted at the split in half steel chair. Peter Cone brings SJ into the ring (w/ 1/2 steel chair) Peter tries a DDT but SJ catches himself before falling, and stomps on Cone's trachea, and then plants the chair right into his neck! Peter writhes on the canvas as two big palms pull SJ into a Full Nelson! Jingus lifts SJ up, but Stephen counters with a unique variation of the CODE RED~! essentially X-factor Jingus's Head into Peter's Stomach!. SJ tugs at Jingus to pull him over to cover... 1! 2! HERE COMES CAPPA! 2.5! CAPPA lunges! 2.99! Cappa HITS SJ with a diving kick! SJ stays on top of Jingus! 3! The ref calls for the bell as Cappa can't believe it! PR jumps into the ring to pull his boss off and out of the ring, whilst collecting the OAOAOST World Title. As they walk up the ramp, the 3 contenders stand in the ring, until JINGUS chokeslams them both out of frustration! /*somebody add commentary, I suck at it*/ Edited November 10, 2005 by Stephen Joseph Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
