Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2005 ...joined in progress, as Stephen Joseph is already in the ring. COLE Fans, during our commercial break, Stephen Joseph, the OAOAST World Champion, came out unexpectedly. He is scheduled to defend his title tonight against one half of the OAOAST Tag Team Champions, the USUAL SUSPECTS, Leon Rodez! COACH And he can't be happy to learn that if he survives TONIGHT, he will have to defend his title again, ON THANKSGIVING, against two men. He could lose the Championship without being pinned. CABOOSE And I'll have something to be thankful for! ::Stephen Joseph reaches for a microphone, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title clasped around his waist:: Stephen Joseph Boy, when you're the king of the mountain, everyone wants to knock you off! ::Crowd Boos:: COLE No sympathy from the fans! COACH Stephen has been a fighting Champion! He's faced Tha Puerto Rican, Mad Cappa, Jingus, and Peter Cone since beating Tony Brannigan, Dan Black, and Peter Knight for the title! He's even defended the belt at each of our OAOAST House Shows! COLE Next House Shows on Nov. 17th and 18th, SAINT LOUIS and PHOENIX! We're nearly sold out! Headlining those shows...in Saint Louis, Stephen Joseph defends his belt, should he win tonight, against Alfdogg! Then in Phoenix, its tag team gold on the line as The Usual Suspects take on GPX in a lights out match! Stephen Joseph Well, no one seems to like me yet. Not...suprising. But a little respect here people! I've defended my belt twice on TV, and 4 times at house shows, since winning it at World Without End. And it is MY belt, make no mistake about that! I've defended it more times than HOFF ever did. I'm not a champion that just appears at the Pay Per Views, I put your asses in the seats, because each and every one of you wants to see me fall. Caboose I KNOW I DO!!! Stephen Joseph (cont...) ::Pauses:: What was that Caboose? Don't make me throw you off a Steel Cage again, old man. ::Pauses:: Oh yes, my point this evening. I'm facing Leon Rodez tonight for the Title. Leon, a man who should have been an Upstart, but instead, got brainwashed by Zack. Leon, buddy, I can't wait to face you in this ring, but COME ON! Wake up Neo! Zack ain't your friend! And Neexxxttt Week, I've got a triple threat match. And if I win that, I'm going to have to defend this belt again at November Reign. And again and again and again. And each week when I trot out here to defend the belt, it pisses everyone here off, because its an UPSTART defending the belt. And that's why the belt's so important to the Upstarts. I wanted to address that, because recently, someone, not naming names, is thinking that I care more about the belt than beating the Originals. Of COURSE I care more about the belt! If we have the belt, we have the power. Plain and simple. It's very...libertarian, if you will. While you fans may not like this, I'm going to beat Leon Rodez, and see to it that my reign does not end in November. 2005, its the year of the Popick, and soon enough, you'll all be my Poppyseeds. Cole POPPYSEEDS?! Stephen Joseph Okay, that word blows chunks. That's the best Creative can do? Poppyseeds? Yeah, fuck this promo. Lemme tell it to you shoot style brothers and sisters. I'm the man, and as THE MAN, I don't give a fuck what you think about me. I'll defend this title, because thats what a Champion does. I'll win each week, by ANY Means Necessary, because that's what Champions do. And I'll stuff it down your face each and every week, you ungrateful bastards, and by that I mean both you fans and the boys in the back, because it took me too long, and cost me too much, to finally get what I deserved. So Calvin? Corporate? Fans? You want to fuck with me? Well, FUCK YOU! MY name is Stephen Joseph, and I will NOT be forgotten. I will NOT be beaten. And when its all said and done, when 2005 has come and gone, it will be remembered as the year of change in the OAOAST. The new taketh from the old, and anything ORIGINAL about the OAOAST will be Revolutionized by the Upstarts! BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! ::drops mike to massive boos:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
