Jump to content

Memorable good quotes!


Recommended Posts

Guest alfdogg
Posted

Just post what you think were the most witty or funny quotes by other posters.

 

No quoting yourself bps   :)

Guest papacita
Posted

One Bad Apple in response to the silly remark:

 

Chinese Chang:

Man, I can't believe my mom and dad ...

 

zacalex919130:

What happened?

 

Chinese Chang:

They wants me to go to sleep!  It's only 80!  Man, they can be so silly sometimes ...

 

zacalex919130:

What ... did you say?  

 

Chinese Chang:

That my parents can be so silly.

 

zacalex919130:

Why are you making racial comments?

 

Chinese Chang:

What? ... I only said they were si—

 

zacalex919130:

That's it, you slanty-eyed *CENSORED*, I'm going to kill you to the death!

 

Chinese Chang:

Ah!  You're crazy!  And stupid!  Help!  mrs. zacalex, help!

 

mrs. zacalex:

What's going on up here?!  

 

zacalex919130:

The guy insulted his own mother!

 

mrs. zacalex:

Really?  What did he say?

 

zacalex919130:

He called his parents silly.

 

mrs. zacalex:

 

 

zacalex919130:

He's being racist against his mom and dad.

 

mrs. zacalex:

Oh, zacalex ... calling his parents silly isn't racist.

 

zacalex919130:

I don't give a shit if his mother is a nationality or not.

 

mrs. zacalex:

 

 

zacalex919130:

I tried to kill him!  Quick, mom, get me a knife so I can cut open his dirty yellow skin!

 

mrs. zacalex:

That's it, you just wait until your father gets home!  He's going to want me to get his assassin belt when I tell him what happened!

 

zacalex919130:

But ... but he called his mother and father silly ...

 

mrs. zacalex:

He'll warm your fanny until it feels like there's a hotplate sewed into your undies!  [leaves]

 

zacalex919130:

Man, she is such a bitch sometimes ...

Guest alfdogg
Posted
One Bad Apple in response to the silly remark:

 

Chinese Chang:

Man, I can't believe my mom and dad ...

 

zacalex919130:

What happened?

 

Chinese Chang:

They wants me to go to sleep!  It's only 80!  Man, they can be so silly sometimes ...

 

zacalex919130:

What ... did you say?  

 

Chinese Chang:

That my parents can be so silly.

 

zacalex919130:

Why are you making racial comments?

 

Chinese Chang:

What? ... I only said they were si—

 

zacalex919130:

That's it, you slanty-eyed *CENSORED*, I'm going to kill you to the death!

 

Chinese Chang:

Ah!  You're crazy!  And stupid!  Help!  mrs. zacalex, help!

 

mrs. zacalex:

What's going on up here?!  

 

zacalex919130:

The guy insulted his own mother!

 

mrs. zacalex:

Really?  What did he say?

 

zacalex919130:

He called his parents silly.

 

mrs. zacalex:

 

 

zacalex919130:

He's being racist against his mom and dad.

 

mrs. zacalex:

Oh, zacalex ... calling his parents silly isn't racist.

 

zacalex919130:

I don't give a shit if his mother is a nationality or not.

 

mrs. zacalex:

 

 

zacalex919130:

I tried to kill him!  Quick, mom, get me a knife so I can cut open his dirty yellow skin!

 

mrs. zacalex:

That's it, you just wait until your father gets home!  He's going to want me to get his assassin belt when I tell him what happened!

 

zacalex919130:

But ... but he called his mother and father silly ...

 

mrs. zacalex:

He'll warm your fanny until it feels like there's a hotplate sewed into your undies!  [leaves]

 

zacalex919130:

Man, she is such a bitch sometimes ...

Well, what did OBA say?

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

That's his post. He's not funny anyway. :D

 

Oh, was that sarcasm?

Guest gthureson
Posted

"she has the hands of a bear, they are really disturbing, she should use em to catch salmon or something "

 

      ----Shaved Bear, on whether Christina Ricci is hot or not.

Guest alfdogg
Posted

Here's one BML might get:

 

Anglesault about the monkey that goes around the OAOAST hom page:

 

"Hey AP, how'd you get that picture of Treble Cleft to move around the screen like that"

 

TC said something really funny in one of these threads, too, I'll have to find it.

Guest alfdogg
Posted

It was something where he implied that Mario's mother and father were his brothers or something.

 

Here's one from Risk on the possibility of Stephanie being pregnant:

 

NOOOO!!!  Paul Levesque as a father??  He can't spread his INTENSE~! seed!!!

Guest alfdogg
Posted

put best arguments in here, too.

 

AngleSault to Maven&Blackman=RATINGS: I detest gimmick posters.

Hogan Made Wrestling: WOW...if that's not the pot calling the kettle black I don't know what is...

Risk: YOU'RE a gimmick poster too, jackass.

 

This is from the old board:

danndogg72: Chris Benoit should be a fireman.

bps: But if Benoit's a fireman he'll scoop all of Angle's 9-11 heat...

Posted
AngleSault to Maven&Blackman=RATINGS: I detest gimmick posters.

I'm a gimmick poster too.  I'm the guy who praises John Tenta and Kevin Sullivan. Maybe Hulk Hogan, every once in a while.

Guest alfdogg
Posted

I think they were just talking about referencing a wrestler or stable in your username.

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

i'm a half assed gimmick poster who can't be bothered to make a custom saturn signature or anything. But my god he's good.

Guest treble charged
Posted

This is what alfdog is referring to:

 

Me:  I think Mario feels threatened by his brother Luigi.

Can you say sibling rivalry?

 

MarioLogan: I actually have two brothers.  My mother doesent have the internet, and my father is in no place to have the internet.

 

Me:  Let me get this straight:  Your brothers are your mom and dad?

 

Doesn't seem so funny now, but it warranted a response that seems to be the only post that LuigiLogan has made out of character.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

good quotes? shit. just about everything Anglesault and treblecharged say to each other.

Guest alfdogg
Posted
i'm a half assed gimmick poster who can't be bothered to make a custom saturn signature or anything. But my god he's good.

Que?

Guest crandamaniac
Posted
No, no...

 

When Triple H is squatting, you go over and kick him square in the kneecap!  Then, continue to kick it until you break his kneecap.  

 

BREAK THE KNEECAP!

 

from Flyboy's post about working out w/ the smackdown crew, which right now is my favorite quote

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
Posted

My favorite was when the Dames admitted my superiority to him.

Guest JHawk
Posted

My all time favorite is still bps from the March 18 Raw thread...

 

"Here comes Triple H to a deafening pop...at least it must be, because I don't hear shit."

  • 2 weeks later...
Guest alfdogg
Posted
That's his post. He's not funny anyway. :D

 

Oh, was that sarcasm?

No.  I couldn't make out what was so funny about that.

 

I just remembered another one from a while back:

 

We were talking about people who need new finishers.  Lance Storm and Booker T were the main ones.  Anyway, all of a sudden someone (Rick001, I think is his name) came in and called us all idiots ON HIS FIRST POST for thinking that.  So here's the quote, from Cataclysm911:

 

"I'm an idiot because I don't think a half crab is a good finisher?  Nice to know."

Posted

Well, you said bps couldn't quote himself, so here I go quoting myself! I honestly can't remember anything specific anyone else has said, although pretty much every "Ask Kinetic" answer is pure gold.

 

"Nazi Show Trials are like wrestling matches, where the winner is predetermined, and the accused ALWAYS does the job." This, combined with my comparison of sex to wrestling, as well as every other one I've made in my daily life to people, I have now officially compared EVERYTHING to wrestling.

Guest alfdogg
Posted

AM the Kid in response to thebigjig's post about talking to Rhyno:

 

"I don't understand why people come to a SMARK website to complain about SMARKS."

 

Loss4Words after The Fallen Angel all said we were jealous because we couldn't be HHH:

 

"I can't be HHH. Damn. Guess I'll have to settle for being able to walk in 15 years and not having reproductive organs shrunk to the size of a raisin."

Guest crandamaniac
Posted
why else would you have a girl in the same room as you with your penis out?  Are you showing her what faces you can make with your foreskin?

 

 

Funniest line i've read in a long time

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

AlwaysPissedOff in a "DX Return" thread:

"I've had my fill of bullshit nostalgia for a lifetime already, so no thanks."

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

:lol: Funnist one today:

 

Anglesault in the theme music post...

"Lita needs Regal's old music when she comes back, tweaked, alittle, of course. "She's a MANNNNN, SUCH a MANNN! (Such a man!) She's a real MAN'S MAN!"

 

I can't stop laughing at it. :blink:

Guest Austin3164life
Posted

I remember that loser "BradshawTheHoss" and how much of a post-whore idiot he was. I remember one time the discussion was about the credibility of the Alliance, and that Hoss loser said something like

 

"Austinz the mano i mano, he controls de aliannce....." (He could never spell).....

 

Anglesault came back with something of this sort......

 

 

"........................What?............."

 

Yeah it might sound annoying now, but back during the Alliance period, the "what?" was becoming a bit popular, and it looked so funny for some reason.....

Guest Austin3164life
Posted
Why did the Game cross the Glass?

To hold down the talent on the other side!

 

Best Quote Ever

Guest Anglesault
Posted

Is this "Anglesault Day" in the Memorable Quotes thread? You should really do something like that. Every day, pick a prominent poster on the boards, and have people post their favorite quotes from them.

Guest Austin3164life
Posted

Or just a (for example) day all about BPS_21 and talk about what's good and what's not so good about him.......

 

Good idea, 'sault....

Guest Anglesault
Posted

Make it a seperate post though. I think Tomorrow should be BPS day.

Guest Anglesault
Posted

"Just stop. And don't tell me I suck dick, or I eat ass, or I take it up the ass after sucking dick while eating another ass with a knife, fork, A1 sauce, and a side of shit, because it's terribly redundant and downright moronic."

 

Kotzenjunge to Zac458634578t74564876 in the Slaughter that has become known as the APO thread.

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...