Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2005 This is his little announcement of all the fancy matches for the thanksgiving HD. I suppose this should be put on after alf's two matches. The pilgrims landed on plymouth right? (We go to General Manager Calvin Szechenstein's office. It's beautifully ornamented with an ungodly amount of expensive baroque style furniture and feudal Japanese sculptures. Such good feng shui! Don't you people see? This is where your thousands of dollars spent on PPV's, DVD's and t-shirts go! Not to hiring better wrestlers, but to decorating this yuppie's office with this Pier 1 shit! Fight the power, mu'fuckas! Anyway, Cal's behind his desk and has an announcement. Let's listen!) CALVIN Thanksgiving. A time for humility. Thanksgiving. A time to remember what's important to you. Thanksgiving. A time to spend with your loved ones. Thanksgiving. A time to show gratitude for all that is good in your life. Thanksgiving 2005. A time where the hatred of the world's toughest gladiators comes to a head in one bloody two hour professional wrestling extravaganza. Next week, Thanksgiving night, OAOAST HeldDOWN, comes to you from the red headed step child of Northern California, Oakland. The action we have in store for you beats any that the pilgrims that landed on Plymouth could've envisioned. First off, the X-Title is on the line as reigning champion Peter Knight... “ANGRY MUMBLE. ANGRY MUMBLE. GRUMBLE. GRUMBLE.” CALVIN(CONT) defends against current tag team champion and former X champion, Leon Rodez... “LEON! LEON! LEON! LEON!” CALVIN The hard action hitting doesn't stop there. We've got a delicious ten man elimination tag team match pitting some of the OAOAST's top two-man squads against each other for you to feast on. Team one features amateur wrestling champions [/b]The Sooner Bruisers[/b], The pride of Western Canada the [b]Sk8er Boiz[/b], The greatest rock n wrestling band of all time [b]The Heavenly Rockers[/b](“YEAAAH!”), this match is so good I feel like I'm gonna faint, somebody call me a doctor, somebody call me the [/b]Love Doctors[/b], and the last tag team on team one is the always flashy, always sexy, never boring, [b]Los Diablos De Fuego[/b]! Smile. :D They'll take on a team consisting of two time tag team champions the [b]New New Midnight Express[/b](“BOOOO!”), accomplished amateur grapplers [b]Team Heyross[/b] (“booo!”), two men coming straight out of Compton The [b]South Central Militia[/b], the servants of the darklord [b]Hell's Hitmen[/b] and uh...(checks card)..uh, [b]Los Conquistadores[/b]. “WHO?” CALVIN The guys who wear those glittery gold costumes. “OH.” CALVIN Last but certainly not least the world title is up for grabs as champion Stephen Joseph (boooo!) defends against former world champion Alfdogg (“yeaaaa!”) and current tag team champion, and two time world champion, the Franchise.....ZACK MALIBU! “YEAAHAAH!” CALVIN Thanksgiving. 2005. HeldDOWN. Oakland, California. Don't miss it. (back to da SC) COLE Wow! Folks, personally I can't wait for Thanksgiving HeldDOWN! And I'm receiving word that if Leon Rodez beats Stephen Joseph tonight for the world championship, not only will he compete for the X-Title next week, but he'll also have to defend that world title against Alfdogg and Zack Malibu, the winners of tonight's qualifying matches. COACH Leon Rodez ain't gonna beat S.Jo, so you might as well not have wasted my time saying that, son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
