SJ Promo-age goodness

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Standing by the official OAOAST Interview area, backstage, which is very close to the OAOAST Starbuck's coffee stand

 

Josh Matthews

Stephen, what are you thoughts on facing both Alfdogg and Zack Malibu tonight, on Thanksgiving, for your World Heavyweight title?

 

Stephen Joseph

Can you believe they make this?

 

 

::Camera zooms in on obvious product placement::

 

 

Now, supposedly, one of their Vice-Presidents came into OAOAST Corporate last week after hearing that I was still searching for a catchphrase, since you, THE CHAMP IS HERE, and all that jazz. He thought I could call all my fans Poppycocks!

 

Josh Matthews

Poppycocks?

 

Stephen Joseph

Poppycocks. As if Poppyseeds weren't enough. WTF. All the Poppycocks are standing up as I enter the arena? That's some gay shit man, and I ain't gay. So firstly, there will be no Poppycock endorsement, no Popcorn endorsement, no more poppyseed bagels sold at our events, no more of this crap! I'm the World Champion... I don't need a damn catchphrase. I don't need any damn fans either. I got myself, and this title.

 

Josh Matthews

What about Tha Puerto Rican?

 

Stephen Joseph

I'll get ot him in a moment. First, tonight. I've got a has-been and a never-was wanting a SHOT at my title? Fine. No problemo. Alfdogg played second fiddle to me in the original Deadly Alliance. Now he has the DA's rejects back together? Big WHOOOP DE DOOO. That's some gay shit there. And speaking of gay, and shit, well that brings me to my other opponent, Mr. Pretty Boy himself, Zack Malibu. So this is how Zack Malibu wants to get the title, in an unfair triple threat match? Once a coward, always a coward, and Zack, I am personally coming for you tonight.

 

Josh Matthews

And what about Tha Puerto Rican?

 

Stephen Joseph

Ed, Ed buddy. Come Sunday, you're not going to recognize your old buddy. I am the MOST hated man in the OAOAST, and after what transpires on Sunday, you may just hate me that much more. Because come Sunday, I'll defend MY Heavyweight Title, and beat you right in the middle of the damn ring. Finality or Synchronicity, it doesn't matter. Maybe I'll hit both. Maybe I'll hit you with a chair. I don't really care, because friendship flies out once the bell rings. Come Sunday, I will retain my title.... by any means necessary...No one's taking this belt off of my waist unless you're willing KILL me. Puerto, will you be able to kill me on Sunday. I don't think so, because you're just not there yet.