alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2005 [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] COLE And a lot of people have been waiting for this one, Coach! COACH You're not kidding, Cole! The reunion of the Deadly Alliance, for one night only, taking on the S.H.I., and here they come down the aisle! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a Survivor-Series style match! Introducing the first team, being led to the ring by RICK HEYROSS, and JUMBO...the team members include CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMM HEYROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]and the OAOAST Heartland champion, CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSTEVENNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Collectively, they are known as STEVENS/HEYROSS INNNNNNNNNNNNNNCORPORATED!!!!![/i] The team gets ready in the ring. [i]Kick Some Ass[/b] by Stroke 9 hits, and the crowd pops MASSIVELY as the Deadly Alliance comes through the curtains. COLE And this is a sight I thought I'd never see again, Coach! BUFFER [i]Their opponents...introducing first...THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]former Heavyweight champion of the WORLD, ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]and the most sadistic, masochistic, motherfucker ever to set foot in a wrestling ring...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] (that's even funnier when you imagine Buffer actually saying it) [i]Collectively known, for ONE NIGHT ONLY, as the DEADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] COACH Well, Alf said he'd make everyone regret what happened at World Without End, and he's got the guy! The one person with a mind more SICK, more TWISTED, more DEMENTED, more PERVERTED than his own, the Sandman 9000! *DING DING DING* COLE And here we go! Reject and Charlie Moss start things off. A tieup, and Moss takes Reject over with an armdrag, then does the "wipe the sweat from his brow and fling it on the opponent" taunt. Reject chases Moss back into a neutral corner, and Charlie sticks his head through the ropes to keep him off as the referee holds him back. COACH I see Alf's got everyone aggressive for this match, but that could work against them if they lose their focus, Cole! As the two approach each other again, Reject hits Moss with a straight kick to the gut, then follows with a Japanese arm drag! Reject backs Moss into the ropes, but Moss reverses a whip. Moss leapfrogs Reject, then drops to his back for a reverse monkey flip, but Reject sees it coming, stops and drops a fist! Moss gets up holding his face, and walks into a spin kick! Benjamin and Richards jump into the ring and meet the same fate! TK joins his partner in the ring, and sets him up for a suplex! COLE What's this move? TK lifts Reject up in a vertical suplex as Brock Ausstin comes into the ring, then brings him back down so that Reject's ankles are around Brock's neck! TK then spins Reject around, and Reject is able to grab the ropes and take Brock over them with a headscissors! TK then catches Chris Stevens coming in with a superkick, sending him over the top to the floor! COACH WOW! I've never seen anything like that! COLE Very innovative in double-team maneuvers are Thunderkid and Reject, no doubt about it. S.H.I. regroups on the floor as Alf gets into the ring. He then calls Sandman into the ring, as well, causing the fans to become giddy. COLE Oh my God, what is the DA planning right here? Alf picks up Sandman in a fallaway slam position...then TK and Reject pick Alf up on their shoulders! COACH ...you've got to be kidding me!!! Alf, sitting atop TK and Reject's shoulders, tosses Sandman OVERHEAD ONTO THE S.H.I. ON THE FLOOR!!!!! COLE UNBELIEVABLE!!! Sandman then calmly gets up, as the crowd does dueling chants of "SAND-MAN!" "HO-LY SHIT!", and walks back over to his corner. Alf then runs to the ropes, and TK and Reject backdrop him over onto the S.H.I. once again! Brock gets up quickly, and he and Alf begin slugging it out. The rest of the S.H.I. begin to come to, and Alf is outnumbered on the floor... ...until Reject takes out the entire crowd with a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COACH They're breaking out the heavy artilery early on in this one, Cole! COLE And speaking of heavy artilery... TK goes up to the top turnbuckle, and waits on the crowd of people to get up. Jay Richards and Quentin Benjamin slowly climb into the ring. When everyone else finally makes it to their feet, TK hits a SHOOTING STAR PRESS into the crowd of people! COACH AMAZING show of athleticism by the 250-pound Thunderkid! Jay Richards walks to the other side of the ring, and waits on the crowd of people to get up once again. He then runs to the ropes, and somersaults over them to the apron, faking everyone out! He then points to Quentin Benjamin, who springs to the top rope, and executes a 450 SPLASH onto the pile of wrestlers! COACH GREAT teamwork by Jay Richards and Quentin Benjamin of S.H.I.! Richards caps it all off by climbing backwards to the top rope, and diving off with a MOONSAULT!!!!! The crowd is going absolutely BALLISTIC at the show being put on! COLE And LISTEN to these people! They're loving this! COACH Who are the legal men? COLE As far as I know, there have been no tags made, so it's still Reject and Charlie Moss! Everyone VERY slowly gets up and goes back to their places, and Moss tags in Jay Richards. Richards has somehow gotten brass knucks, and takes a wild swing at Reject...who ducks, and hits the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE THE EULOGY~!!! HE HIT IT!!! Reject rolls over and tags Alf, who goes to the top rope...and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Reject raises his finger in the air to count along with the crowd and the referee... 1..... 2..................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE And we've got our first elimination, it's down to 4-on-4, an even contest! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Jay Richards (4:57) eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ However, Team Heyross jumps into the ring and hits Alf with a DOUBLE SUPERKICK~! COACH Team Heyross quick to get back to work, and now their side has the advantage! COLE And it's Quentin Benjamin, from the University of Oregon, in there with the former World champion, Alfdogg! COACH And what a feather in the cap it would be for this kid if he were to score a victory here against Alf! Benjamin gives Alf a snap suplex! He then tries a kick to the midsection, but Alf catches the foot! Alf spins Benjamin around, but Benjamin catches him with a windmill kick! Benjamin then picks up Alf, and executes a SITOUT POWERBOMB~! COLE And it could happen right here! 1... 2........... NO! Alf gets a shoulder up! COACH WOW, beautifully executed move from Quentin Benjamin, and he almost DID get it right there! Benjamin gives Alf an overhead belly-to-belly, then tags Moss in. Moss backs Alf into the ropes, and TK tags himself in, unbeknownst to Moss. Moss pulls Alf away from the ropes, and gives him a back suplex, then sets up the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! TK makes his way to the top rope undetected, and comes off, catching Moss with a SUNSET FLIP! 1........ 2............. NO! Moss slides out! However, he walks right into a BIG clothesline from TK! TK then picks up Moss, and DRIVES him with a fallaway slam! TK sits on the mat for a second, and tags Reject back in. TK picks up Moss in a hangman's hold, and Reject measures him...then hits a MASSIVE buzzsaw kick to the midsection! COACH And THERE'S another one of those innovative double team moves from TK and Reject, and that could break a rib VERY easily! Moss holds his midsection and rolls around on the mat as TK leaves the ring. Reject drops a quick legdrop, then runs to the other side of the ring and comes back with ROLLING THUNDER~! Reject covers... 1.... 2........... Moss kicks out! COACH And I should also point out, this has basically been a three-on-three match so far, as far as inside the ring goes...Sandman, Chris Stevens and Brock Ausstin have yet to legally enter this match! S.H.I. failed to utilize their one-man advantage, and as a result, they no longer have it! Reject runs to the ropes, and Quentin Benjamin gives him a kick to the back of the head! Moss catches Reject with a STO-backbreaker, then locks in the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! COACH The MOSSY KNOLL~! is locked in! Where's the referee? COLE Referee tied up with Quentin Benjamin, Coach! Alf hops off the apron, and grabs a lighttube from under the apron, tossing it to Sandman! COACH Wait a minute, this isn't right! Sandman enters the ring, and BLASTS Moss from behind in the head with the lighttube! TK then climbs into the ring, and he and Reject hit the THUNDEROUS REJECTION~!!!!!11111 Reject covers as the referee turns around... 1...... 2................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH THEY CHEATED! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! COLE Down to 4-on-3!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Charlie Moss (8:23) eliminated by: Reject (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject gets up, and runs over to dropkick Quentin Benjamin, who is up on the top rope, sending him down crotch-first on the top! Reject then tags Alf back in, and Alf runs to the corner with Benjamin, getting on the second rope, and taking him off the buckles with a T-BONE SUPLEX~!!! COACH WHOA! A second-rope T-Bone from Alf right there on Quentin, and now it looks like he's going to be finished off! Alf goes around to Benjamin's feet, and locks in the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE Sharpshooter is locked in! Will we go down to 4-2 here? Benjamin is right by the ropes, but Alf pulls him right back to the middle! Benjamin screams out in pain, but tries one last time to reach the ropes, before Alf REALLY sits back on the hold, and BENJAMIN TAPS~!!! COLE And Quentin Benjamin taps out! Nice showing by the young guy while he was in there, but now it's down to 4-on-2! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Quentin Benjamin (9:17) eliminated by: Alfdogg (submission) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock Ausstin slowly climbs into the ring and waits on Alf, giving him a kick to the midsection, then lifting him up...for an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 Cover... COLE OH MY! Could this be it for Alf? 1...... 2..................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH WHOA!!!!! First elimination on the DA side, and look who it is! COLE HUGE elimination for Brock and Chris Stevens, who applauds on the apron and has STILL not legally entered this match yet! This is Brock's first time himself! COACH Yeah, but look at TK and Reject, they're pretty worn out, Cole! Brock came in fresh as a daisy, he bided his time, swarmed on Alf, and now he's history! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Alfdogg (9:50) eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Speaking of fresh, Sandman ALSO has yet to enter this match. COACH Well, I think he realizes the fate that awaits him should he get in there with Brock Ausstin! Brock said he's NOT afraid of the Sandman, and he's going to show it tonight, Cole! COLE Well, we'll find out, right now it's Brock Ausstin and Thunderkid. Brock pounds on the back of TK with forearms, then whips him hard into the corner. TK walks out slowly, and Brock gives him a BIG backdrop! COLE WHAT ELEVATION on that backdrop! Thunderkid is *250 POUNDS!* AMAZING strength from Brock Ausstin! Brock then tags in Chris Stevens. COLE And NOW Chris Stevens tags in, now that Alf has been eliminated! COACH Wait a minute, Cole, what are you implying? Stevens picks up TK and hits a Northern Lights suplex with a bridge! 1.... 2....... TK kicks out! Chris drops a knee to the sternum, then whips TK into the ropes and hits a high knee. He then picks up TK and hits a DDT, then tags Brock back in. Brock picks up TK in a PRESS SLAM, and slams him hard down to the mat. Brock plants a foot on TK's chest, getting a two-count. COLE Not gonna get a pin like that in this match. COACH Well I think he knows that, Cole, I think he's just trying to show him who the boss is in this ring right now! Brock grabs TK in a rear waistlock, then powers him over backwards with a release German suplex, in such fashion that TK flips over all the way onto his stomach! COLE Such awesome power, I mean TK is 250 pounds and a very powerful man in his own right, and he's being absolutely manhandled by Brock Ausstin right now! Brock turns TK over onto his back, and tags Stevens back in. Stevens goes to the top rope, and comes off with a big elbowdrop! Cover... 1.... 2......... NO! TK kicks out again! COLE But TK refusing to quit in this matchup! Stevens picks up TK, and gives him a backbreaker, then tags Brock back in again. Brock whips TK hard into the corner, but eats feet on a charge! Brock is groggy, but comes at him again, with the same result! TK then runs at Brock, and attempts a hurricanrana, but Brock catches him and gives him a SITOUT POWERBOMB~! COACH Well, TK with some momentum going, but Brock Austin just TOO good on this night. COLE Look at this, now BROCK'S going upstairs! Brock goes to the top rope, but comes down again right into the raised feet of TK! Brock slouches down in the corner, as TK struggles over to his! Right as TK gets to his corner, Stevens jumps into the ring and distracts the referee as TK tags Reject! However, before Reject can do any damage, the referee forces him out, as he didn't see the tag! Brock picks up TK and holds him for a superkick...but TK moves out of the way, and Stevens kicks Brock! COACH ...oh no. TK crawls over to the corner, and TAGS SANDMAN!!! The crowd goes NUTS~!!! COLE HERE WE GO!!! SANDMAN'S FIRST LEGAL ACTION! Stevens gets a wide-eyed look on his face, as Sandman delivers blows to the midsection! Sandman bounces off the ropes, and takes down Stevens with a YAKUZA KICK~!!! COLE THERE'S A YAKUZA KICK~! That's always been a trademark move of Sandman's! Sandman turns slowly, and makes a "come here" signal to Reject, who responds by throwing him a lighttube! Sandman slams the lighttube over the head of Stevens, in clear view of the referee! The ref goes to signal for the bell, but Brock stops his hand. COACH What??? COLE What is Brock Ausstin telling this referee? Brock talks to the ref for a bit, then gets across the ring from Sandman, who grabs another lighttube. Brock waves at him, as if to say "bring it on!" COACH Oh, here we go! Brock didn't want a disqualification! Brock wants to prove that he's not afraid of the Sandman or of anybody! Sandman finally walks over to Brock, and NAILS him over the head with the lighttube...which doesn't break! Brock falls to the outside, unconscious! COACH What the hell??? Sandman starts peeling the lightbulb remnants off, to reveal a billy club in disguise! The referee counts Brock, who isn't so much as budging! ONE!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE Brock Ausstin is GONE!!!!! COACH That's not fair, Cole! Sandman had to use a weapon to get it done! COLE Hey, it's Brock's fault for having the disqualification rule waived, which is obviously what was going on in that conversation! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Brock Ausstin (14:03) eliminated by: countout ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And now...it's THREE on ONE, Coach. All three men have lighttubes, and are surrounding Stevens. They continue to circle Stevens until he finds an opening and slides out into the aisleway. Stevens taunts them as he backs up, not knowing Alfdogg is on his way back to the ring, and he grabs Stevens by the trunks and tosses him back inside! Sandman blasts him from behind with a lighttube! TK and Reject then wait for him to get to his feet, and perform a CONCHAIRTO with their lighttubes! Sandman then picks him up off the canvas, delivers a foot to the gut, and plants him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And that should do it for this one! 1.. 2............ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Chris Stevens (15:02) eliminated by: Sandman9000 (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]The winners of this contest...the DEADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [i]Kick Some Ass[/i] by Stroke 9 hits as the DA, including Alf, walks back down the aisle victorious. COLE Arguably the greatest faction in the history of wrestling, The Deadly Alliance, back for one night only, stand victorious. The four DA members all raise each other's hands at the entryway as the crowd showers them with cheers. ************* COLE Folks, I'm very pleased to announce that starting this Thursday on HeldDOWN~!, GM Calvin Szechstein has ruled an 8-team tournament to start, which will crown the first-ever OAOAST SIX-MAN tag team champions! The finals will be held at Climax, Coach! *the brackets are shown on the big screen.* COACH That's exactly right, Cole, and look at the matchups set for this Thursday! COLE In one matchup, the Spanish Fly forms a unique partnership with the Sooner Bruisers, and they'll be taking on three guys we just saw in there, Brock Ausstin and Team Heyross from the S.H.I.! COACH And look at this one Cole! Zack Malibu, Leon Rodez, and Peter Knight join forces to take on the trio of Jamie O'Hara, and the Global Party Exchange! COLE Be sure to tune in to HeldDOWN~! to catch every minute of the action! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
