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I-read-an-report-at-Upcoming-movies.com-and-some-other-website-about-American-Pie-3-being-

written.

 

According-to-the-article,Adam-Herz,Writer-of-the-first-two-Films-has-been-hired-by-univers

al-to-write-a-third-script.

Also-there-is-word-that-the-first-draft-of-the-script-was-given-to-Universal-Execs-last-we

ek.

 

The-information-on-the-premise-so-far-is-that-it-has-to-do-with-Weddings-and-Bachelor-part

ies.The-last-piece-of-info-is-that-all-the-female-characters-have-been-written-out-of-the-

first-draft.

 

Which-means....

 

NO-Shannon-Elizabeth.

NO-Tara-Reid.

 

Hopefully,all-of-the-female-characters-will-be-in-the-final-script.

 

AMERICAN-PIE-3!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

Steve-Stiffler-truly-is-King!

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I actually wouldn't mind if Shannon Elizabeth or Tara Reid weren't in the third movie. I never thought either of them was especially hot or talented. Now if Alyson Hannigan wasn't in AP3, *then* I'd be pissed.

 

So when are you getting a new keyboard? Your posts read as if a member of the Borg is reciting them :)

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Well,it-would-be-better-if-all-the-female-characters-were-in-AP3-becuase-they-were-all-imp

ortant-in-both-films.It-would-still-be-a-box-office-smash-either-way.

 

By-the-way....

When-I-said-all-the-female-characters-were-written-out-of-the-first-draft,I-meant-all-of-t

hem.This-includes-Alyson-Hannigan.

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Damn, that sucks. Alyson's character was just starting up a nice little romance with Jason Biggs's character, whereas I could see the other two not being in AP3, because they were both hooking up with other guys. The whole "I have to get over Shannon/Tara" themes were already used up in AP2, so what else can be done with them, other than maybe cameo appearances? Oh, well...

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Guest redbaron51

damn it.

 

I was hoping that Tara Reid and Shannon Elizibeth would have a lesbian scene in AP3. :D

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All of the girls were basically worthless in 2 save Ally.  She is too important to the movie.  She is the pop culture reference attached to the film (This one time..at band camp...").  Without her...the film will BLOW.

 

The funniest part of part 2 to me was her "storming out" and breaking up Jason Biggs.

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I actually wouldn't mind if Shannon Elizabeth or Tara Reid weren't in the third movie. I never thought either of them was especially hot or talented. Now if Alyson Hannigan wasn't in AP3, *then* I'd be pissed.

 

So when are you getting a new keyboard? Your posts read as if a member of the Borg is reciting them :)

are you fuckin kidding me.  That alyson bitch isn't even in comparison to tara reid.  Jesus man, I think you watched way to much buffy the vampire slayer or someother gay shit to make you think differently.

 

--Rob

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Tara Reid will be remembered (if at all) as some generic blond chick who dated Carson Daly. But for as long as people still watch Buffy episodes, Alyson Hannigan will be remembered as greatness. :)

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Tara Reid will be remembered  by me as being 75 lbs. with the head of a girl 125.  I mean, seriously, boney girls with big heads aren't exactly what I'd call attractive.

 

 

"Jesus man, I think you watched way to much buffy the vampire slayer or someother gay shit to make you think differently."

 

So lets get this straight...show with Scantilly clad attractive women fighting...gay....wreslting featuring scantilly clad men rolling around...man-ley!!! Okie dokie.

 

 

Allyson is a critically acclaimed actress, while Tara will never be remembered turning anything resembling a good performace(I think Body Shots will go down as her best movie...how scary is that)

 

So actually, I think you are the one thinking differently.  I'd like to have Ally and her talent(and IMO better looks) than Tara giving another mediocre performance.  I can live with never seeing her in a another movie personally.

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I remember watching American Pie 2 with a friend who commented that Tara Ried's face 'looked funny'. She looked like she was going for that horrible 'wasted model' look, the sort of transition Camaron Diaz unfortunately went through as well. I've yet to see that Buffy girl show much range, she plays the same 'kooky' type of character in everything i've seen her in i'm not convinced she's a particularly great actress.

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Allyson is a critically acclaimed actress, while Tara will never be remembered turning anything resembling a good performace(I think Body Shots will go down as her best movie...how scary is that)

Um, she WAS in the Big Lebowski you know. Plus, (given the rather flat range of her character in that movie) she did a pretty damn good job in it too.

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Heh... oops, wrong thread! Anyway, I never really liked the American Pie films that much, so this isn't really good news for me.  As probably the only red-blooded straight single male in America NOT interested in living for the sole purpose of sex (c'mon, MILF? that's just embarrassing), it simply wasn't funny, and having to see the first one three times certainly didn't make it any better.

 

As for Tara Reid, I still don't know who she is other than she dated Carson Daly and I think she was in Josie and the Pussycats (which I heard was actually all right... can anyone back me up on this?).  I don't know what she looks like or anything... who was she in American Pie?

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Yes, she was in Josie, which sucked. It had a few funny parts (the product placement jokes, the stuff at the end), but even if you went in expecting some light-hearted fun, it was just a chore to sit through. The American Pie movies were better.

 

As for what she looks like, here (she's the one with her hands in the air):

15.jpg

 

(IMO, Alyson--the redhead on the ground--is the best-looking one of the bunch)

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i think this is very bizarre.why would they write all of the women out?it doesnt make any sense.im sure by the time the script is finished and they start filming the movie the women (or at least some of them) will be in the movie.

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"I've yet to see that Buffy girl show much range, she plays the same 'kooky' type of character in everything i've seen her in i'm not convinced she's a particularly great actress. "

 

Well, she just played a super evil character for the last couple of shows on Buffy and is getting rave reviews from all TV critics from her work.  Plus, she might play the kooky character, but she has demostrated the ability to convey emotions on the show, something that Tara Reid has ATTEMPTED to do, but to no avail.  

 

And yeah, Big Lebowski was a better movie, but Tara played a bigger and better part in Body Shots...thats what I mean in it being her best movie...and her emotion wasn't that great there.  

 

ANd with that picture, subtract about 40 lbs and you have her now.

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i think this is very bizarre.why would they write all of the women out?it doesnt make any sense.im sure by the time the script is finished and they start filming the movie the women (or at least some of them) will be in the movie.

 

My guess is that the script surrounds Oz' (Chris Klein) or Jim's (Biggs) bachelor party (depending on how far in the future they make it) so the only women they need would be Heather (Mia Sorvine) and Michelle (Ally) assuming that it is Oz' bachelor party and he and Heather are still together (other wise WHY have the AP connection at all as it would be too jarring to start AP3 with Oz and Heather broken up) and you wouldn't need much from them anyway aside from glorified cameos (i.e. Jim gets a call from Michelle in college (Band College of course) as well as a call from Nadia (Shannon) and The Shermanator, ect)

 

Steve

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Tara Reid and Shannon Elizebeth both sadi in a Rolling Stone interveiw that they wouldn't so another one, with Tara coming across as being totally arogant and conceited (she refers to herself in the 3rd person like the Rock).

 

The other didn't rule it out i don't think, but Mena Suvari is completely useless to the films, she's ugly, has a speech impediment, can't act, and has no screen presence.  

The red head is by far the most talented and useful of the female characters, if she isn't in the 3rd it will be a shame.  The guy who played kevin is also a waste of space.  Stifler, Biggs, and Shitbreak (I can't think of his character's name right now) are the only funny ones, the others are just there.

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Tara Reid and Shannon Elizebeth both sadi in a Rolling Stone interveiw that they wouldn't so another one, with Tara coming across as being totally arogant and conceited (she refers to herself in the 3rd person like the Rock).

So, did The Reid talk about laying the smackdown on her jabroni of a manager who made her do Van Wilder yet? If you smel-l-l-l-l-l what The Reid is cookin'!

 

As for Shannon Elizabeth, her best role is still Jack Frost.  She should realize that she will never become anything close to a serious actor and just become a horror/cult/b-movie scream queen or "sleazy sex goddess".

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Guest J*ingus

I thought Elizabeth was horrible in that, too.  I never once believed that she even liked Jay, much less fell in love with him.  But seriously, what would be the point of another American Pie if you had less than half of the cast from the first two?

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But seriously, what would be the point of another American Pie if you had less than half of the cast from the first two?

To sucker in fans of an existing franchise to make mo' skrilla, of course.

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Guest Mark4steamboat

Seann William Scott said somewhere that there shouldnt be another one made after AP:2 because it would be too hard to imagine them after college.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

In honor of Fark:

 

More proof that Hollywood is out of ideas.

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