Wwf february-april comp rant part 2

[Guest nWoScorpion]

-Non-Title Match:

Tatanka Vs. Yokozuna (w/ Jim Cornette & Mr. Fuji):

If you forgot, I was in the middle of March to Wrestlemania X. Vince & Raven, i mean Polo doing commentary. Yoko attacks from behind and headbutts Tanka. Irish whip and a forearm clothesline, and Polo plays a something sung by a chorus. Clothesline misses and Tatanka with a series of chops, a 3rd though is blocked with a abck elbow, but a Yoko elbow misses , and in retaliaztion, Tatanka misses a dropkick, and Yoko misses a Splash. Cross Body off the top by Tatanka gets 2. Tatanka now with  hammelock and  Polo flushes the toilet on The indian. Knee lift by Yokozuna takes the advantage. Knife-edge chops by the champion puts Tatanka down and Yoko locks on the nerve hold. Tatanka try's hulking up but kisses canvas and is tossed to the outside. Yoko takes off a turnbuckle pad while Fuji disteracts Hebner. back in and Yoko continues to put the boots to Tatanka and again apllies a nerve hold. Tatanka back up and he eats a clothesline. Tatanka blocks the exposed buckle and sends Yokozuna into it. Tatanka with the cover for only 2. Tatanka with his native dance and chops get 2 after the crowd goes nuts for him just knocking "Zuna down. Tatanka goes for the Wigwom bomb Says Polo. Yoko catches him and belly to belly suplexes him. Banzai Drop later and its over at 9:20. *1/4. It was good for what it was, Yoko squashing a top mid carder leading up to Wrestlemania.

 

-Wrestlemania Rap by Men on a Mission. I be digging this, but they still suck.

 

-Non-Title Match:

The Bushwhackers Vs. The Quebecers (w/ Johnny Polo):

NO!!!!!! I hate ranting Bushwhacker matches. Whackers jump the Quebecers to start and Polo begs them off. Quebecers back in and they pound on the Whackers.Double irish whip, Quebecers do a docey-do and both get hammerd. Double clotheslines put both men down. Pierre with the save but he hits Jacque by mistake. Butch misses him and hits Luke, and Jacque levels Butch as well. Jacque putting the boots tro Luke now and he taunts Butch. Luke with a school boy on  Pierre for 2. Butch with a headlock on Rogeau and a shoulderblock and luke gets in and does the same. Butch in and he punches Rogeau some more. I find it easier to spell Rogeau then Jacque. Luke with a headbutt to the rib cage and a chinlock. Rogeau with a series of elbows and a slam, and he tags in Pierre who gets nailed already and Butch pounds on him. Who in their right mind can say the Bushwhackers DIDNT suck? Back from commercial and the Quebecers double team Luke. Pierre slams Rogeau ontop of Luke for 2 and Pierre drops an elbow for 2 again. Rogeau back in and of course boots and pucnhes Luke. Slam by Rogeau and he backdrops Pierre onto Luke for 2. Volkoff is in the front row in his one suit. If hes so poor, how can he aford front row tickets? Rogeau gets a 2 count off something i mised and Perre beats on Luke from the outside. Pierre off the 2nd rope and he eats boot. Butch in and hge punches everyone. Backdrop on Pierre and a clothesline to Rogeau. Quebecers colide and the battering Ram to both men and no one cres. Polo nails Butch as he covers Pierre, Both whackers go for Polo but Pierre knees Butch in the back for the 3 count at 8:44. 1/4*. Thank god that one is over. Capt. Lou Albano comes out after the match and challenges the Quebecers to a tag title match against a team he puts together.

 

-Wrestlemania X Highlights narrated by Stan Lane. Can someone remind me about his career? Cause I'm drawing a blur on him.

 

-Vince Mcmahon interviews new WWF champion Bret Hart. I doubt we'd see them next to each other again anytime soon.

 

-Koko B. Ware(!) (RETURN) Vs. "Double J" Jeff Jarrett:

We know Koko loses, but I just love the guy for being so funny. Everyone gettin jiggy to his theme music. He woke up this dead crowd. Lockup and Jarrett with a hip toss. Repeat the before mentioned lockup. Armbar by Jarrett and Koko with a series of shoulderblocks and he gets funkay! Koko has the baggy pants on. Koko witha  forearm and misses a corner splash and Jarrett boots him. Irish whip and back elbow connects. Dropkick by J.J. and he chokes the birdman in the ropes. Koko wats buckle, blocks it the 2nd time and send Jarrett into it, but Jarrett fights back with an eye rake, followed by a snap suplex and an elobw drop. Whip to the buckle followed by a clothesline. Slam by Jarrett and he goes to the 2nd rope, and misses a fist drop. (ala Jannetty). Koko Birds-up and nails a series of shoulder tackles and a dropkick. Koko with a slam and running elbow for 2. Irish whip and Jarrett catches him with a DDT for 3 at 5:03. *1/2. Good for a squash match ,cause it didn't have a slow period except for the 10 seconds jarrett took for a breather. Jarrett gets in Savage's face after the match and Savage mocks him by sissy throwing fists. Koko comes off the top rope with an axhandle off a Savage irish whip, and Randy tosses Jarrett to the floor. Koko & Savage celebrate in the ring as we go to break.

 

-Tatanka Vs. Kwang (w/ Harvey Wippleman):

Lawler disses Cheif Little Turtle, Wahoo Mcdaniel, & Jay Strongbow for giving Tatanka the ceremonial head-dress. Anways, this tape is lacking bad. We need some Owen or Bret on here. Kwang attacks Tatanka in the corner and nails a karate kick to the face and spits mist into the air. This isn't the match where IRS um, I won't spoil it yet. Tatanka with a series of chops, and he puts him down with an axhandle and dropkick. Kwang misses a charge and gets hiptossed and slammed. Tatanka to the top rope and he nails a chop to the head for 2. Tatanka with a spinning neckbreaker gets 2 again. Tatanka with a armbar. School boy in the corner by Tatanka gets 2 and abck to the armbar. Kwang fights out and heel kicks Tatanka over the top rope to the floor. Back inside and Kwang with a nerve hold. Tatanka try's breaking out but gets booted, and Kwang goes back to the nerve hold. Both men exchange chops but Kwang wins and more nerve pinching.  Sunset Flip by Tatanka is blocked and he gets nailed in the head. Kwang with a leg drop gets 2. your not hogan Kwang. More nerve holds. Damn! I.R.S comes down and claims Tatanka didn't put hias head dress in his Tax forms, so I.R.S is aduiting him. Tatanka fights off IIRS and the bell sounds at 6:48, the match is a no contest I guess sicne Tatanka attacked Kwang and niether him or Tatanka got back in the ring. 1/2*. Boy, we need a *** match fast.

 

-"Made in the USA" Lex Luger Vs. Rick "The Model" Martel:

Stop the pain god! Here is a tape that beats out how bad KOTR 95 was. Lockup goes nowhere. Lockup again, and Luger chases Martel to the ropes. martel with a knee and hje pounds on Luger. Luger unloads on him with punches, nails a hip toss and 2 clotheslines, and Martel goes running. Dibiase is sitting in the front row, this means something in up coming weeks. Luger makes martel eat buckle, and he takes martel over with a headlock for 2. Wow, Luger has his working boots on tonight. Martel try's breaking free but to no avail. Martel with an Irish whip and luger follows up with a shoulderblock and another headlock takeover. Martel reverses for a few secodns for 2. Martel gets on the apron on the outside but gets see-sawed back in and back to the headlock AGAIN. Luger with an atomic drop and clothesline send Martel to the floor. Martel with some illegal tactics take the advantage, mainly choking. ChinLock by Martel which looks more like a choke, but eh. Martel with a few knees to the back, and locks on the chinlock again followed by more choking with his knee and using the ropes. Luger gets Martel on his back and plants him in the corner. Martel goes to the 2nd rope and gets nailed and Luger unloads a series of punches on him, but misses a dropkick. Luger dodges a clothsline and scores 2 on a abckslide. Luger blocks a clothesline and nails his own. Luger nails Martel with more roundhouse rights and a back bodydrop and a powerslam. Torture Rack finishes the match and Luger is the winner and 11:46. *. Man, the matcvh started great, but it just DRAGGED.

 

-The Quebecers with an interview, and Lou Albano bring sout his team..........the Head Srinkers!!!! And they were heels at the time, but are now default faces.

 

-"Sparky" Thurman Plugg Vs. Jeff Jarrett:

Sparky is from Talladega, Alabama here, not Mobile, Alabama. I know, who cares, but thier stalling. Jarrett with a headlock and go behind arm bar and abck to the headlock. Hip toss by Jarrett and he goes back to the headlock. Holly with a leap frog, but gets caught later witha slam, and Jarrett goes to the headlock. Sparky reverses and gets his own headlock, and a sfew sgoulderblocks for a series of 2 counts. Cross Body Press gets another 2 followed by an armbar. Both men reverse several times and Sparky back on top. I pitty the fool whocan read this whole rant and not cry from the torture. Plugg eats buckle several times thanks to Jarrett and a back elbow connects. Jarrett uses the ropes to choke out STP. Snap suplex by Jarrett and he decides to choke him and not go for the cover. Elbow to the corner misses and Plugg with a series of slams. Clothesline misses and Jarrett connects with his own. Dropkick by Jarrett and Sparky has his foot on the outside for......3? But the referee reverses the decision and the match continues. Plugg with a school boy for 2. Jarrett gets suplexed and both men are down. Jarrett misses the 2nd rope fist drop and Plugg with a back elbow and a running knee lift for 2. Sunset Flip by Plugg gets another 2. Back slide scores 2 again for Sparky. Stiff clothsline by sparky gets 3, but Jarrett's foot was on the rope, but Sparky takes it off for the win at 8:56. Jarrett argues and atatcks Sparky, but Sparky pins him for a quick 3 with the count given by Doink the Clown. don't ask. The match itself was **1/2.

 

-Wrestlemania Rematch:

Earthquake Vs. Adam Bomb (w/ Harvey Wippleman):

Bomb attacks with a series of rights, but Earthquake witha  hip toss and clothesline sends Bomb to the outside. Well, It just went longer then their Wrestlemania match. Shoulderblock gos nowhere. Quake nail a clothesline and Bomb goes to regroup. Bomb grabs Quake and drapes him acorss the top rope and nails a missle clothesline from the outside, followed by an elbow drop for 2. Running clothesline and Quake is stuck in the ropes as Wippleman jaws at Finkel. Finkel gets up and Howard runs off. Bomb misses an elbow dropand Quake misses HIS own also. Bomb goes to the top rope and nailsa  clothesline for 2. Bomb chokes Quake in the corner and missles a charge getting booted, and Quake with a belly to belly suplex. quake drops the elbow and a leg drop and the tremors begin. Quake off the ropes and finishes Bomb off with the Vertical Splash at 4:18. 1/4*. Nothing can save this tape now.

 

-10 Man Tag Team Match:

"Sparky" Thurman Plugg, Tatanka, 1-2-3 Kid, Smoking Gunns Vs. Jeff Jarrett, I.R.S., Rick "The Model" Martel, Head Shrinkers:

I smell a clusterfuck! Billy Gunn, Fatu, 1-2-3 Kid, Sparky Plugg are all Ironically still in the WWF, 3 of them under different names and all 4 under different gimmicks entirely. Billy Gunn starts with Samu. Armbar by Gunn and Samu witha  funky hip toss. Several knife-edge chops by Samu and Gunn with a bridge-up and backslide for 2 followed by a arm drag and hammerlock, but he runs inot a clothesline, selling it with a 360 spin. Both shrinkers headbutt Gunn and Rikishi Vs. Gunn! Back breaker by Fatu and he tags in Jarrett. He gets a side suplex and does some struttin, but gunn catches him with a tilt a whirl head scissors and Tatanka in. Jarrett send sihm to the post and gets hip tossed and slammed. Japanese armdrag by Tatanka and armbar and Bart Gunn tags in. He works the armbar now. Knee lift is avoided and Gunn with a school boy for 2. Jarrett sends him to the buckle amd connects with a snap suplex and tag to I.R.S. Gunn makes him eat buckle now and nails a shoulderblock. Sparky in and IRS with an eye rake. Martel boots him and tags in. Sparky with an elbow to the midsection and sends Martel to the buckle. Martel misses an elbow and Plugg with a cross body for 2. Series of armbars and legdrop to the arm by Plugg and back to the hammerlock. Sparky jerks on the arm. Only Kid hasn't tagged in. Plugg off the ropes and I.R.S drives the knee into his kkidneyts, and connects with a slam, but misses the elbow. 1-2-3 Kid in and he nails a front face enziguri for 2. He slings IRS onto the top rope by his tie and nails a dropkick off the top rope for 2. He goes to the top rope for a body press for 2 and eVERYONE brawls. I.R.S gets beat on with Kid's kicks but Kid misses a corner charge and IRS pins him at 8:43. **1/2. Well, It was good. And yes, I noticed I've been giving alot of 1/2 & 1/4's all night.

 

-Shawn Michaels debut's the Heartbreak Hotel. He basically shows off the set.

 

-Koko B. Ware Vs. Irwin R. Shyster:

More I.R.S. God! Koko gets the crowd going a bit. I.R.S with a hiptoss to start. I.R.S with a slam and more stalling. Koko continues to warm up the crowd. Koko with a few punches and a scoop slam and arm drag and a midget like dropkick. Koko is on fire and the crowd loves him!!!! Koko sandwiches IRS head but misses a blind cross body off the 2nd rope and I.R.S drops a series of elbows on him. I.R.S with a hip toss for 2 and he goes to a rear chinlock. Koko eats buckle, but scores a sunset flip for 2 and I.R.S goes back to jerking on his leg. Elbow by Irwin gets 2. Koko Birds up and plants a clothesline and starts dancing. He scores another clothesline and shoulder tackle. IRS catches him with a snap suplex and forces him to submit to a modified STF at 6:32. *. Well, we havn't reached a DUD yet I don't think.

 

-WRESTLEMANIA REVENGE TOUR!!! Bret Vs. Owen, Ramon Vs. Diesel, Doink Vs. Jarret, Mabel vs. Bigelow, Luger Vs. Mr. Perfect, Steiners Vs. Quebecers & Polo, Plugg Vs. Kwang & Blayze Vs. Luna! The updated Card would have changes to Head Shrinkers & Afa Vs. Quebeces & Polo, Luger Vs. Crush, Wippleman Vs. Finkel in a Tuxedo Match, and Earthquake Vs. Yokozuna I believe.

 

-"Sparky" Thurman Plugg Vs. Jeff Jarrett:

Rematch from last week. Jarrett knocks Plugg off the top rope to the floor and slams his face into the rail like Crush did Savage in October. Sparky eats steel steps. back in and Jarrett basically punches Sparky a bit. Clothesline by Jarrett and he continues to put the boots to Sparky. Jarrett goes to the 2nd rope and ACTUALLY connects with the fist drop. Snap Suplex gets 2and Jarrett with a chin lock. Sparky fights out but gets nailed with a knee lift.Snapmare by Jarrett and he goes back to the rear chinlock. Sparky fights up and nails a back suplex. Jarrett continues pounding on him, but Sparky nails a cross body for 2. Sparky blocks a suplex and nails his own. Inside Cradle by Plugg gets 2, but Jarrett with a quick clothesine, and he goes to the 2nd rope, and nails a axhandle to the back of the neck a series of times. Sparky nails him on the 3rd attempt and unloads on him. Back Elbow and Sparky screams How do You like me now!?". sparky with a dropkick and scoop slam, and he goes to the 2nd rope, and misses an elbow drop. Jarrett misses his own dropkick and Plugg whips him to the buckle. Jarrrett nails him with a knee and pins him Ric Flair style at 6:54. **. Better then some of the garbage on this tape. Now Sparky argues the pin. Dink comes out and shows Morella what happend but the decision is never reversed. Jarrett chases Dink to the locker room, but Doink dumps a bucket of water on him as he recheases the exit.

 

-Heartbreak Hotel with Bret "Hitman" Hart! Nothing notable.

 

-Virgil Vs. Diesel:

OOOOOOOOOOK. This one's over. Virgil's theme rules though. Rememebr wehen Virgil was jakked!? Diesel with a knee lift and nails some forearms. Foot choke in the corner and some more knee lifts. Virgil avoids a charge and works an armbar and he jerks the arm of Diesel. He goes up top and nails a double axhandle and goes back to an armbar but gets clobbered. Diesel scoops him up and nails a side suplex. Diesel with some elbows in the corner. Short arm clothesline by Diesel and a Bearhug is applied. Virgil rake sthe eyes and connects with a2nd rope axhandle but gets caught in the bearhug again and is rammed into the buckle. Diesel with a  bearhug again. Virgil with steps on Diesel foot and nails a clothesline for 2. But Diesel boots him to hell. Diesel signals for the end and Jacknifes Virgil to hell for the win at 5:23. DUD. Well, theirs our first of the tape.

 

-The King's Court. funny Spot. The Jobbers dump him off and Lawler htis the canvas. One of the jobebrs is none other then a FAT Dlo Brown. Lex Luger is the guest this week and does nothing notable as usual.

 

Well, I'm done for now, Part III, the final part of this tape should be up in a few weeks. LOL.

[Guest]

Pretty good tape rant.

[Guest Black Tiger]

Stan Lane was 1/2 of one of the greatest tag teams of all time...The Midnight Express.  He is also the only wrestler to be trained by Ric Flair.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Wow, flair trained him. Why wasn't he a wrestler in WWF in 1994? Injuries forcd Retirement?

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

I dont think he wrestled for wwf.

[Guest Black Tiger]

Probably retirement. His last work was in Jim Cornette's SMW in 1993. He pulled an Angle with a wig and the head gear to cover his balding head.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Where have I seen that before.