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Guest Kinetic

I'm sure you've all read the R. Kelly topic, so you all know what I'm talking about.  As something of a public service to the SmarkBoard, which has given me so much and asked for so little in return, I'm going to post a top five list whenever I can think of one and hope that all of you are willing do the same. Or at least humor me.  Today's Random Top Five topic is:

 

Top Five Songs by Solo Artists Who Have Most Likely Had Sex With Children:

 

5. Jerry Lee Lewis "Great Balls of Fire"

4. David Lee Roth "Yankee Rose"

3. Garth Brooks "Friends In Low Places"

2. Jimmy Buffet "Margaritaville"

1. Marvin Gaye "Let's Get It On"

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

5. Marilyn Manson - "Get Your Gunn"

4. Atari Teenage Riot & Slayer - "No Remorse (I Wanna Die)"

3. 311 - "All Mixed Up"

2. Pantera - "Walk"

1. Danzig - "Firemass"

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Guest Xstasy

Dude... I now have no respect for you.  You put the phrase "has sex with children" and the name of one of the single greatest vocalists/ writers of our time (and quite possibly the greatest Soul vocalist of ALL TIME) in the same post.  I think you know who it is.  I would say his name, but it would be sacrelige to even put his name NEAR pedaphilia.  What the hell?

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Guest Kinetic

You had respect for me before?  Dude...where have you been?

 

By the way, I love Marvin Gaye.  I'm starvin' for Marvin.  I need the Gaye in a bad way.  But the brother got around.  I don't think it's a stretch to say that he may have, at some point, had sex with an underage girl.  He's number one on the list!  What more do you want?

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Guest Kinetic

*bump*

 

Happy Kinetic Day, everybody! Here's a thread that was criminally ignored in its initial run! Let's do it again!

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Guest ant_7000

R Kelly: "Feelin on your Booty" (I like the song) but thats what he was doing to those shorties.

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Guest razazteca

"Rock N Roll Part 2" not sure of the artist but its that popular song played at sports arenas.....he was arrested for kiddie porn on his computer

 

"Johnny Be Good" Chuck Berry

 

"Welcome to Altanta" Jermaine Dupree - I suspect that he has some relations with Da Brat early on???

 

"Scarred" Luke Campbell - just for the fact that he produced a booty rap group called the Puppies which included a middle school age girl and her brother.

 

"Put the X in Sex" KISS - the girls are attracted by Gene Simmons tounge, the make-up and the platform boots.

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Guest Mindless_Aggression

As sad as it may sound, you could probably name 90% of lead male vocalists and be right. All of them get around and i'm sure most have gotten some underage ass, whether they knew it or not.

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Guest dreamer420

you're right. a lot of pussy gets thrown around on the road and a lot of id's go unchecked.

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Guest BottleRocket
"Rock N Roll Part 2" not sure of the artist but its that popular song played at sports arenas.....he was arrested for kiddie porn on his computer

 

"Johnny Be Good" Chuck Berry

 

"Welcome to Altanta" Jermaine Dupree - I suspect that he has some relations with Da Brat early on???

 

"Scarred" Luke Campbell - just for the fact that he produced a booty rap group called the Puppies which included a middle school age girl and her brother.

 

"Put the X in Sex" KISS - the girls are attracted by Gene Simmons tounge, the make-up and the platform boots.

I believe it was Gary Glitter that did "Rock And Roll (Part 2)." I also think I read that after he did time in the UK for the child pornography discovered on his computer, he fled to Cambodia and then to Vietnam.

 

As for Chuck Berry...I think "Sweet Little Sixteen" would work better for this topic. Or perhaps "My Ding-A-Ling."

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