Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 The Brockbuster! Okay.. it's corny.. but you try coming up with a better name for his fireman's carry into a DDT move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted May 28, 2002 how bout...... the Brock Rottom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted May 28, 2002 Actually it looks more like a Fireman's Carry into a pancake to me, though maybe it's a DDT drop and I just haven't seen it enough. I thought heard JR yelling something when Brock scooped Bubba into the fireman's carry, but I couldn't make it. Thought I heard "somethingsomething forty-five", though I have no idea what that could be. In any case, (Y) to the Brockbuster. Replays of the move would be on Brockbuster Video. Heyman can start shouting "Make it a Brockbuster Night!" And Brock's new tights can have a very classy navy blue/gold color scheme. Yeeees, it's all coming together now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted May 28, 2002 Brock Bottom (I need to learn to type faster... damn you Shaved Bear...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 Actually it looks more like a Fireman's Carry into a pancake to me, though maybe it's a DDT drop and I just haven't seen it enough. I thought heard JR yelling something when Brock scooped Bubba into the fireman's carry, but I couldn't make it. Thought I heard "somethingsomething forty-five", though I have no idea what that could be. In any case, (Y) to the Brockbuster. Replays of the move would be on Brockbuster Video. Heyman can start shouting "Make it a Brockbuster Night!" And Brock's new tights can have a very classy navy blue/gold color scheme. Yeeees, it's all coming together now... It smells like a lawsuit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted May 28, 2002 lawsuits, like the wwf, i mean wwe doesnt have enough of those Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest art_vandelay Report post Posted May 28, 2002 "Brockoli," as in broccoli. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 or "the Brocksicle." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Vanilla Midget Report post Posted May 28, 2002 "Brockslide" possibly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 If he really starts to get over, will the WWE declare the tenth month to be "Brocktober?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 28, 2002 I thought heard JR yelling something when Brock scooped Bubba into the fireman's carry, but I couldn't make it. Thought I heard "somethingsomething forty-five", though I have no idea what that could be. In any case, (Y) to the Brockbuster. Replays of the move would be on Brockbuster Video. Heyman can start shouting "Make it a Brockbuster Night!" And Brock's new tights can have a very classy navy blue/gold color scheme. I think he was stating how much Bubba weighs, Edwin.. and having an orgasm of the strength of Brock... I think. And that Brockbuster shit would be funny.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted May 28, 2002 Brock and Roll? Brock-paper-scissors? Brockford File? Broctor Bomb? Mr. Brocko? ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 Brock-paper-scissors? I saw a sign tonight that said "ROCK FEARS PAPER". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 I'm sure that if Shelton Benjamin gets called up soon, and they reform the Minnesota Wrecking Crew, that they will come up with something like the Minnesota Massacre or something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 28, 2002 The Brockout Sounds like Knockout, err...sorta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 28, 2002 I seriously thought J.R. said 5.0. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 28, 2002 It should be called 'The Rolling Brock'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 Too bad he isn't from Colorado, they could have called it the "Brocky Mountain High"! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 Feh. I'm still going to call it the TKO-type thingy, because...hell, I don't know. Just because. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 Feh. I'm still going to call it the TKO-type thingy, because...hell, I don't know. Just because. I like the TKO name for it as well. Even though it's a completely different move, it's original result would be TKO when he first started using it on the Hardyz and others. *shrug* It's either that or some other lame name with "Brock" in there. Someone mentioned "Minnesota Massacre" which is pretty cool. Though, I actually think that that could be a better nickname for the actual PERSON, rather than "The Next Big Thing"... I mean, what happens when he is the Current Big Thing? Right? ;p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 It's odd that they've gone this long without naming Brock's move. I was thinking about creating a Brock Lesnar for No Mercy, but I couldn't decide if I should just go ahead and give him the TKO, or have him do the continuous powerbomb into a DVD thing that you can purchase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 How about just "Brock... SMASSHHHH!" seriously, this guy needs to adopt a Frankesntein or Caveman gimmick. Paul Heyman was going spelunking when he discovered a caveman wrestler frozen in ice, he thawed him out, brought him to Stamford, and we now have... UNFROZEN CAVEMAN WRESTLER! Just kidding. That was dumb as hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 It's odd that they've gone this long without naming Brock's move. I was thinking about creating a Brock Lesnar for No Mercy, but I couldn't decide if I should just go ahead and give him the TKO, or have him do the continuous powerbomb into a DVD thing that you can purchase. Yer tellin' me. I just ended up giving him a spinning powerbomb for his finisher, but I made one of his "favorite" moves out to be the Fireman's carry into a flapjack. It's the closest thing I could find to his version of the TKO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 I guess we have an answer... From the RAW results on WWE.com... Brock tangled with Bubba Ray Dudley next. With Heyman screaming at his protégé, Brock began to pound on Bubba Ray. The action spread outside the ring, where Bubba managed to sling Brock into the steel steps. Bubba took things back inside and hit a neckbreaker, but was thwarted on his attempt at a Bubba Bomb. Brock suplexed Bubba then began to squeeze his abdomen in an attempt to choke Bubba out. Brock hit a belly to back suplex, but Bubba wouldn't stay down. Bubba Ray ht his own belly to back suplex to even things out. Bubba continued to roll and looked to have things wrapped up with a Bubba Bomb! But Heyman distracted the ref. An angry Bubba Ray chased after Heyman and smacked him to the ground. But soon after, Brock hit the F5 - the spinning facebuster named after the classification for the most powerful tornado - and took the win! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 F5 eh? Not too bad I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 Paul Heyman was going spelunking when he discovered a caveman wrestler frozen in ice, he thawed him out, brought him to Stamford, and we now have... UNFROZEN CAVEMAN WRESTLER! Just kidding. That was dumb as hell. It's the Yeti! Change his attire to toilet paper wrappings. Have him and the Big Slow double bearhug Hogan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 The F5...hmmmmmm. Well, only midwestern tornado survivors will be able to pick up on it... Still, I liked the Minnesota Massacre myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 "F5" has a nice ring to it, even if the reference is a little obscure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 "The Next Big Splash" Shooting Star press (Whenever he is gonna do it) "Brock Bomber" The Triple Powerbomb "The Next Big Slam" That Face Eraser Fireman's Carry into a DDT do hickey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 You think they'll try to think of a name for Brock's triple power bomb or just continue calling it that? Knowing the wwe, they'll probably just call it the Lesnar Bomb or something equally craptastic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
