Guest Report post Posted May 28, 2002 Once upon a time, Tazz trained Michael Cole to wrestle. Cole, knowing all his girly defense moves and Tazz's Tazzmission, decided to go out on my TNM to prove his worth, here are the results (and yes, at first, he PINNED opponents with the Colemission) Michael Cole pinned Brooklyn Brawler with the Colemission in 0:00:53. Rating: -* 1/2 Michael Cole pinned Barry Horowitz with the Colemission in 0:01:49. Rating: -1/4* Michael Cole pinned Bobby Walker with the Colemission in 0:00:42. Rating: -*** Michael Cole pinned Gillberg with the Colemission in 0:01:27. Rating: -** 1/4 Michael Cole pinned Bobby Blaze with the Colemission in 0:02:25. Rating: -1/4* Rock'n'Roll Express and Michael Cole defeated Diamond Alliance (Rob B. Dangerously, Rob Falken and Shawn Lane) when Cole made Dangerously submit to the Colemission in 0:13:22. Rating: ** Michael Cole made Mo submit to the Colemission in 0:03:52. Rating: 3/4* Lex Luger and Marcus Alexander Bagwell defeated Bill Goldberg and Michael Cole when Luger defeated Cole by disqualification in 0:08:57. Rating: -** 1/4 Michael Cole and Doink The Clown battled to a draw in ::00:05. Rating: -***** Michael Cole made Doink The Clown submit to the Colemission in 0:05:05. Rating: -** No word if Michael Cole will face Maven, for the love of Tazz. Although, here's a gimmick idea for Michael Cole if he does wrestle. "The Master of Sucking" Michael Cole hehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted June 1, 2002 OMG I DONT WANT TO PICTURE ANY OF THIS!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Michael Cole pinned Brooklyn Brawler with the Colemission in 0:00:53. Rating: -* 1/2 Michael Cole and Doink The Clown battled to a draw in ::00:05. Rating: -***** Now WAIT A MINUTE! How can you expect a ***** classic in such a short time period? That's like giving Angle vs. Benoit vs. Storm only 40 seconds to work a match! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted June 2, 2002 how DO u have a 5 second match end in a draw? DQ it will take longer then that to get weapons and CO is 10+ seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 4, 2002 actually... the TNM screwed up and Cole wrestled Doink for 10 hours before the match was stopped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites