alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2005 [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] BUFFER [i]The following is a first-round matchup in the tournament to crown the first-ever OAOAST Six-man tag team champions! Making their way to the ring first, accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross...at a total combined weight of 859 pounds...representing STEVENS/HEYROSS INCORPORATED, the team of JUMBOOOOO, JAY RICHARDS, and the OAOAST Heartland champion, CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEVENNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE A little more on the line in this matchup, Coach! As we know from last week, Alf will get a rematch against Chris Stevens for the Heartland title, and whichever one of their teams wins this first round matchup, they get to pick what type of match it will be! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and Thunderkid and Reject come down the aisle to a nice ovation. BUFFER [i]Their opponents weigh in at a total combined weight of 722 pounds...introducing first, the team of THHHHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] TK and Reject stop at the end of the aisle at ringside, and [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and the crowd roars as Alfdogg comes through the curtain and makes a mad dash towards the ring. BUFFER [i]And their partner...weighing in at two hundred...[/i] Buffer quickly drops the mike and dives out of the ring as all six men brawl in the ring! *DING DING DING* TK trades blows with Jumbo in the corner, as Stevens and Richards are clotheslined from the ring on opposite sides by Reject and Alf, respectively! Reject kicks Jumbo in the head from behind, then Reject, TK and Alf all go to the opposite corner and wait for Jumbo to come out. When Jumbo comes out, Reject and TK grab Alf in a headlock and drive him into Jumbo in a battering ram! Jumbo rolls to the outside as Richards comes in from behind Alf, but Alf blocks a right hand and gives him a foot to the gut. TK then picks up Reject in suplex position, and sets his legs on Richards' shoulders, then spins him around, and Richards is taken over the top! COLE Time to regroup for the S.H.I., as Alf's team comes out firing early! Reject awaits in the ring, as Jay Richards rolls in. Richards ties up with Reject, and gets caught in a headlock. He pushes Reject off into the ropes, then leapfrogs him on the way back and drops down for a reverse monkey flip, but Reject puts the brakes on and drops a fist! Richards gets up holding his face as Reject fires off kicks to the quadriceps, then delivers a spinkick, sending him down! Reject wrenches the arm and pulls him over to his corner, tagging in TK. TK hammers on the arm, then whips him to the ropes and hits a big clothesline! TK picks him up and PRESSES HIM OVERHEAD, then slams him down to the mat! COACH Great power shown by TK, with a big press slam to Jay Richards right there! Richards crawls to a neutral corner, where TK picks him up and drives knees to the abdomen. TK then tags Reject back in and picks up Richards in a hangman's hold. COACH Oh no, here's that big kick! Reject measures, and drives a HUGE roundhouse kick to the midsection of Richards! COACH WOW, I felt that one, what about you, Cole? COLE I sure did, but nobody like Jay Richards is right now, look at him gasping for air! Reject wrenches the arm of Richards, and delivers a back kick to the chin, sending him to the mat! Reject follows up with ROLLING THUNDER~! and a cover... 1... 2...... Kickout! Alf gets tagged in, much to the delight of the crowd, and delivers a snap suplex, then a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2........ Kickout! COLE Quick tags in and out, Alf's team doing all the right things right now! And there's another one! TK is tagged in after Alf delivers a back suplex. TK goes to the ropes, but takes a forearm to the back from Stevens, and turns around and clotheslines him off the apron! Jumbo is already out on the floor, however, and trips up TK, and drags him groin-first into the ringpost! COACH Well, that'll turn the tide of ANY match, I don't care who you are! COLE Thunderkid in tremendous pain now after getting caught in the wrong corner, and the tide has indeed turned here. Richards quickly tags out to Jumbo, who pulls TK out to the center of the ring, and comes off the ropes with an elbow! He stays in that position for the cover... 1... 2...... Kickout! COLE Very non-chelant cover by Jumbo there. Jumbo slams TK with ease, then tags in Chris Stevens. Stevens drops a big knee to the sternum, then covers... 1... 2..... Kickout! Stevens delivers a couple stomps, then goes to the top rope...and hits a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover... 1.... 2....... TK kicks out again! Stevens slams him down, and tags Jumbo back in. Jumbo goes to the top turnbuckle! COLE Jumbo going up, all 440 pounds... Jumbo leaps off for a splash, but misses as TK rolls out of the way! TK inches over to the corner and tags Alf! Alf quickly comes in and drives double axehandles to Jumbo, who is on all fours! Alf then runs to the ropes, and comes back with a short dropkick to the head! Alf then tags Reject, who springboards to the top rope and comes off with a legdrop to the back of Jumbo! Reject covers... 1.. 2...... NO!!! Stevens makes the save! Alf jumps in and knocks Stevens to the floor, and they brawl in the aisleway! As they go at it, TK comes off the top, but is caught by Jumbo in a powerslam! Jumbo then tags in Richards, who waits on TK to get up...and goes for the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 TK grabs onto the ropes, and Reject tags himself in as Richards pulls him away! Before Richards can lock it in, TK powers out, and Richards runs right into the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 from Reject! COLE THERE'S THE EULOGY! Cover... 1....... 2.............. 3!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COACH Oh, no. COLE And Alf's team has advanced! And not only that, but Alf gets to pick the stips for his rematch! BUFFER [i]The winners of the contest...the team of ALFDOGG, THUNDERKID, and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i] Alf rams Stevens into the guardrail, and heads for the ring. He grabs a mike. ALF Hey Chris, guess what...YOU LOSE! *crowd cheers* ALF Just like you're going to lose in ten days at Climax, when you defend the Heartland championship against yours truly...in a CHRISTMAS DEATH MATCH! *crowd EXPLODES* COLE Oh my GOD. A Christmas Deathmatch for the Heartland championship! Look at the look on the face of Chris Stevens! Alf smiles in the ring as Stevens has a shocked look on his face in the aisleway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
