The official mock my name thread

[Guest Ace309]

Yes, yes, yes, I know you all hate my new gimmick name. Get it out of your system here, but at least go read my promo on the May 22 Metal first.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Hey, I like it!

 

But I am one of perhaps 3-4 people who understand it in the first place.

 

Maybe in the meantime you should call yourself Duraflesh, to make the transition.  Not only is it catchy, it's also pornariffic.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Funny you should mention...

 

There's a hardware store around my hood called Durand Hardware Store. And they have an aluminum department, and sure enough the sign said:

 

Durand Al.

[Guest redbaron51]

I'm not use to it.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Here's to listening to Taamo and actually doing what he told us to in the title.

 

Durandal, your name blows a load.

 

Thank you.  I really feel a lot of laughter approaching me right now.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

  No, you're welcome

[Guest]

I understand it and like it but The Superior One had such a nice ring to it. But Durandal does strike fear...or laughter ( in MVS's, HVT's and pretty much everyone elses case) into the hearts of SWF members. More power to ya for coming up with a quality name though.

[Guest Thoth]

Actually, I came up with the name.  And I dare you to mock it now.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Now that Thoth says he thought of the name, for some reason, I'm thinking about Dural from the Virtua Fighter series.

 

Still, Durandal's better than Gobbledegooker, Firebreaker Chip, and any persona of Billy Gunn.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Wrong, Ced.  Nothing is better than Firebreaker Chip.

[Guest redbaron51]

Probably some Hentai person I have never even heard of.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Now that you mention it...

 

...it is kinda' stupid.

 

I shall now mock your name as per your request.

 

Mothernature says, his old name wasn't exactly excellent either though..."

[Guest Muzz]

I like the name, it sounds like a character I would make in Diablo II.

 

It's not like "Sacred" actually makes sense anyway, but it's done the job over the year and a bit.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

I'll mock it, just cause you asked and its only polite to oblige.  I liked your old name, but if you want to go pycho and be some weird name, more power to you.

 

It is kinda stupid though...  =P

[Guest Suicide King]

I just can't wait til you go face and become Duran Durandal.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

No, no, King.  That's just an alteration of the heel personality.  He'll go from sadistic ice-pick bearer to soft-spoken, voyeuristic stalker.  Entrance music: "Girls On Film."

 

Of course, voyeurism might get over as a face gimmick anyway, sooo...

[Guest Suicide King]

Rump ranger.  If he comes in to any damned Duran Duran song it bloody well better be "Rio."  You know it, I know it, the American people know it.

[Guest Thoth]

Click here.  Scroll down the left mini menu to the Durandal section.  If you have any more questions, direct them to that brick wall over there.

[Guest redbaron51]

You suck!

 

*runs away*