Smackdown Spoilers

[BorneAgain 0]

Courtesy of the Observer.

 

Dark Matches/Velocity

Sylvain def Springfield jobber

 

Doug Basham def Worcester jobber

 

Jamie Knoble def Boston jobber

 

William Regal def. Scotty 2 Hotty with help from Paul Burchill (crowd was

nuts for Scotty, don't know why)

 

Orlando Jordan def. Funaki

Brian Kendrick and Paul London def. two jobbers

 

Simon Dean promo mid-ring, insults Springfield crowd, talks about how he

hates XMas, bah humbug.

 

-Sorry I didn't catch the names of these guys, as Tony Chimmel was tough to

hear over the hot crowd early on.

 

Smackdown

The Boogeyman def. Nunzio (w/ Vito) in a major squash

 

Randy Orton is shown back stage, talking to his father, Bob Orton, who

recommends that he see a shrink. Orton obliges, and is next shown laying on

a couch talking to the shrink, an older man with a beard. The shrink asks

Randy what he's got to prove and that this 'Hell in a Cell' is a matter of

life and death. Randy thinks about what the shrink said.

 

Batista is shown backstage, and Melina enters and begins rubbing his

shoulder and chest. She kisses him, and Batista grabs her on his lap, as she

grinds him, and they make out as the screen fades to black.

 

Screen comes back and Melinda is shown fixing her hair, insinuating that

Batista tapped that ass, and says something to the effect of asking Batista

if the match with him and Rey tonight against her MNM is off. He laughs and

tells her he's going to 'kill those guys.'

 

Kid Kash def. Super Crazy with brainbuster. After the match, Kash attempts

another brainbuster on a chair, but Juventud and Psychosis save Crazy.

 

Batista and Rey Mysterio def. MNM to win the tag team titles. Rey played the

victim the entire match, made the hot tag to Batista, who finished off I

belive Johnny Nitro for the win.

 

Bobby Lashley def. Paul Burchill in a squash.

 

Randy Orton is shown backstage talking to his father, and tells him that he

has made a decision and will share it with the crowd later tonight.

 

Matt Hardy promo backstage with black lady interviewer, and is interrupted

by JBL, who punches Hardy. After JBL begins talking, Hardy attacks JBL and

they brawl on the ground before its broken up by officials

 

Hardy and JBL is shown on the screen announced for Armageddon.

 

The Dicks def. LOD when Heidenrech was pinned with a top rop legdrop.

 

JBL comes out to do commentary for the Matt Hardy/Booker T match.

 

Booker T def. Matt Hardy after JBL gave Hardy a clothesline from hell on the

outside when Sharmell distracted the ref. (Sharmell came out with a broom,

signifying the sweep on Benoit. Note, there was NO mention of Benoit on the

show. Very pissed off about that).

 

Randy Orton comes out and announces his retirement. He says that he has

killed many legends, and has since realized that nobody can kill the legend

of the Undertaker. He says that he is going to kill another legend tonight,

his own. Cue Undertaker music. Druids come out, followed by the Taker. Crowd

went NUTS live. Taker walks into the ring, druids leave, except for one, who

holds up an urn. Taker looks towards Druid, while Orton blindsides Taker and

kicks him in the balls. Orton attacks Taker with an RKO, yet Taker gets up.

Orton grabs a chair and destroys Taker, yet he gets up once again. The druid

takes off the hood and its Bob Orton. Randy grabs the urn from his daddy and

nails Taker, who this time does not get up. Randy grabs the microphone and

tells Taker he'll see him this Sunday at Armageddon. End of show.

Edited December 14, 2005 by BorneAgain

[claydude14 0]

Oh God yes please tell me Doug Basham is back on Velocity!

[algrim 0]

Well, at least JBL didn't spill coffee on Matt to jumpstart that feud. It sucks that Benoit didn't come out.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I hope the Doug Basham and/or Jamie Knoble matches make it on Velocity.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Kash/Mexicools and Orton/Taker ending of show sounds good, but what is with Batista/Rey winning the tag titles and Lashley squashing Burchill?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

What is the point of giving Batista and Rey the tag titles? Are MNM going to Raw? And if so...WHY? Because Melina wants the women's belt? MNM already got destroyed by Kane/TBS *once*, I doubt they want to try their hand again, because going by the characters of the Raw Tag Champs, they are so physically dominating as a team that it would take nothing sort of guns and/or roses to defeat them.

 

Who will Batista/Rey lose them too...and why? Unless MNM get them back on the first Smackdown after Xmas, then it makes no sense for them to even have them, UNLESS Rey is going to somehow turn heel and try to challenge for the World Title.

[goldengreek 0]

Oh God yes please tell me Doug Basham is back on Velocity!

 

What????!!!!! Why?????!!!!!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...

Well, so much for The Mexicools getting the Tag Team Titles at Armaggedon then.

[Slickster 0]

So now MNM vs. Mexicools is non-title?

 

Armageddon card:

 

Hell In A Cell: Randy Orton vs. Undertaker

Champions vs. Champions: Rey Misterio and Batista vs. Kane and Big Show

Booker T vs. Chris Benoit

JBL vs. Matt Hardy

MNM vs. Mexicools

[algrim 0]

I guess they'll feud for #1 conendership. That's lame.

[algrim 0]

I guess they'll feud for #1 contendership. That's lame.

[Slickster 0]

So now MNM vs. Mexicools is non-title?

 

Armageddon card:

 

Hell In A Cell: Randy Orton vs. Undertaker

Champions vs. Champions: Rey Misterio and Batista vs. Kane and Big Show

Booker T vs. Chris Benoit

JBL vs. Matt Hardy

MNM vs. Mexicools

[BorneAgain 0]

So is this the likely Armageddon card?

 

Randy Orton vs. The Undertaker: Hell in a Cell Match

 

WWE Tag Team Champions Batista & Rey Mysterio vs. World Tag Team Champions Kane & Big Show

 

Booker T vs. Chris Benoit in Match 4 of the Best of 7 series for the U.S. Championship

 

JBL vs. Matt Hardy

 

Kid Kash vs. Juventud Guerrera for the Cruiserweight Championship

 

MNM vs. The Mexicools in No. 1 Contendership Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

 

Bobby Lashley vs. ?

[Slickster 0]

MNM already got destroyed by Kane/TBS *once*

 

That never happened, remember. That RAW was like a Halloween ep of The Simpsons.

[Slickster 0]

So is this the likely Armageddon card?

 

Randy Orton vs. The Undertaker: Hell in a Cell Match

 

WWE Tag Team Champions Batista & Rey Mysterio vs. World Tag Team Champions Kane & Big Show

 

Booker T vs. Chris Benoit in Match 4 of the Best of 7 series for the U.S. Championship

 

JBL vs. Matt Hardy

 

Kid Kash vs. Juventud Guerrera for the Cruiserweight Championship

 

MNM vs. The Mexicools in No. 1 Contendership Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

 

Bobby Lashley vs. ?

 

I'd assume Regal would be the Burchill squashee.

 

OK, that's not too bad a card. I hope they at least announce some of the undercard on SmackDown! instead of just waiting until the Armageddon preshow.

[algrim 0]

I read somewhere that the Boogeyman was going to have a PPV debut match. I don't know if that's still on.

Edited December 14, 2005 by algrim

[BorneAgain 0]

Eh, if they really wanted to fill it out, just stick everybody else in some battle royal to decide, oh, the number 30 spot in the rumble maybe. If you want to push Lashley, just have him win it, or if he's got a match against somebody like Holly in a squash, just have Boogeyman win it.

[CBright7831 0]

Batista is shown backstage, and Melina enters and begins rubbing his

shoulder and chest. She kisses him, and Batista grabs her on his lap, as she

grinds him, and they make out as the screen fades to black.

 

Screen comes back and Melinda is shown fixing her hair, insinuating that

Batista tapped that ass, and says something to the effect of asking Batista

if the match with him and Rey tonight against her MNM is off. He laughs and

tells her he's going to 'kill those guys.'

That must have only lasted about eight seconds.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Batista is shown backstage, and Melina enters and begins rubbing his

shoulder and chest. She kisses him, and Batista grabs her on his lap, as she

grinds him, and they make out as the screen fades to black.

 

Screen comes back and Melinda is shown fixing her hair, insinuating that

Batista tapped that ass, and says something to the effect of asking Batista

if the match with him and Rey tonight against her MNM is off. He laughs and

tells her he's going to 'kill those guys.'

 

Oh man... he's so pimp

 

Randy Orton comes out and announces his retirement. He says that he has

killed many legends, and has since realized that nobody can kill the legend

of the Undertaker. He says that he is going to kill another legend tonight,

his own.

 

That sounds hilarious, and I can't wait for the promo.

[Slickster 0]

 

Batista is shown backstage, and Melina enters and begins rubbing his

shoulder and chest. She kisses him, and Batista grabs her on his lap, as she

grinds him, and they make out as the screen fades to black.

 

Screen comes back and Melinda is shown fixing her hair, insinuating that

Batista tapped that ass, and says something to the effect of asking Batista

if the match with him and Rey tonight against her MNM is off. He laughs and

tells her he's going to 'kill those guys.'

That must have only lasted about eight seconds.

 

 

I assume the first one was an 'earlier tonight' clip.

[Guest clockworkraven]

Pimptista. Sweet.

 

MNM vs The Mexicools is now there to show that SD actually has a tag division.

 

The best thing about Undertaker feuds is how he'll sell someone's finisher at one point, then completely ignore it at another time.

[Guest Hass of Pain]

Almost positive the Sylvan/Ken Doan match and the Doug Basham match were the dark matches.

 

I want to cry for poor Doug Basham. When he starts 2006 in Louisville, it will be the NINTH different year he has spent developing in OVW ('98,99,00,01,02,03,04,05,06) and he's still working dark matches with the company not behind him in the least bit despite being one of the most polished wrestlers OVW has ever produced.

[Guest Fook]

Randy Orton is shown back stage, talking to his father, Bob Orton, who

recommends that he see a shrink. Orton obliges, and is next shown laying on

a couch talking to the shrink, an older man with a beard.

 

Good thing Bob had a shrink right there with him ready to analyze his son.

[Enigma 0]

Awesome, so now Mexicools vs. MNM at Armageddon means nothing at all.

 

Good booking there.

[Foshi 0]

Awesome, so now Mexicools vs. MNM at Armageddon means nothing at all.

 

Good booking there.

 

You know if you want to be technical, and I'm sure WWF doesn't want to be, the Mexicools won a battle royal to determine the #1 contender and not who faces MNM. So to be fair, they should technically face Batista and Rey.

[Guest Coffey]

I'm curious what the finish in the James Gibson squash match was. Is he still going to continue to use his Guillotine Choke or is he back to a Trailer Hitch and/or Tiger Driver?

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

If they kept Noble instead of releasing him, the fans would have really got to know him and feel for him. Now he needs to basically start all over again

[Enigma 0]

Well, they had to release Noble because he did something stupid.

[Guest TheJuice31]

Not sure if this was mentioned previously, but does anyone know why there was absolutely ZERO mention of or appearance by Benoit at this week's show?

[algrim 0]

Not sure if this was mentioned previously, but does anyone know why there was absolutely ZERO mention of or appearance by Benoit at this week's show?

 

Hopefully, it's not related to his status with WWE.

 

Maybe they decided not to use him.