Wwf the undertaker: it's my yard

[Guest nWoScorpion]

-This is recorded off fanatix series. (since I'm too cheap to buy the DVD).

 

ALSO, I DIDN'T SPELL CHECK THIS ONE.

 

-johnathon Coachman gives us the usual crap. This is only the 3rd F.Series i orderd, the others being Postcard from the Carribean and the HArdcore video.

 

-The tape opens to The Undertaker's theme music with some words for those who dare challenge him.

 

(Word of caution: I'm use to ranting matches, so bear with me)

 

-The Undertaker talks about leaving school early to become a wrestler. In late 1986, he had a friend who wanted hi mto go to a wrestling camp with him. Taker was ready to go play basketball over in Europe. After a while, he agreed.

 

-Taker landed in WCW as a member of the New skyscrapers with Dan Spivey, and were managed by Theodore R. Long.

 

-Jim Ross comments that he remember's seeing Undertaker being very agile and wrestled unlike most 6'10 people.

 

-Undertaker comments how he first got into WCW. Sid Vicious punctured his lung, so WCW talent called up where Taker was working and the head people suggested WCW pick him up.

 

-Paul heyman comments first meeting Taker in minneapolis and thats all.

 

-Taker comments how the WCW said he would never be someone who would sell out arena's, so he left without a job. He went to see Vince and Vince tells him he didn't have anything for him yet. Taker remembers about the time Vince called him up and called him the undertaker. Taker commented "what the hell is this?!"

 

-Flashback to survivor Series 1990 where Ted Dibiase introduces us to The Undertaker as Gorilla & Piper shit their pants. True story, Taker scared me to death when I first saw him without the hat covering his face. Brother Love was the first manager of Taker in the WWF for those who don't remember.

 

-Taker comment's that the build up for him was major.

 

-Howard Finkel &  Pat Patterson say nothing of note.

 

-Taker talks about his entrance with the funeral march as his theme.

 

-Jim ross comments about how the Taker had the greatest entrances with the lights flickering.

 

-Taker comments how vince was very into the old time Undertakers with the long coat and hat.

 

-DDP comments about how vince can take something and make into a star like the Undertaker.

 

-Taker describes how he learned alot from Jake Roberts, good and bad stuff. In his opinion Jake played the best mind games in the ring.

 

-UNDERTAKER: I'LL MAKE YOU FAMOUS MOMENT:

Taker comments about his match at Survivor series 1991 vs. Hulk Hogan. It's clipped to when flair helps Taker win by having him tombstone Hogan onto a steel chair. Taker says Hogan was the biggest Icons in Wrestling. Jim Ross says anyone that beats Hogan is a player. Taker mentions how he was the heel and says the crowd was 60-40 in favor of him. He then mentions how the change of wrestling was about to begin. Patterson felt this woulda happend 6 months earlier.

 

-Brief Taker video from his 1998-1999 era.

 

-Edge makes mention of the first ever Inferno Match and his athleticism.

 

-Kane comments how Taker was able to dive over the top rope and clear the flames.

 

-Taker comments about how they had to wrestle in the fire. Taker thought it was a dumb idea  I guess.

 

-Jim Ross says they were uncomfortable wrestling in it.

 

-Taker mentions how it was hard to breath because the air was being burned by the flames.

 

-Ending of Kane/Taker from Unforgiven 98 when Kane got his hand knocked into the flames.

 

-J.R. states it was probably more challenging then Hell in a Cell.

 

-Hell in a Cell clips from Badd Blood 1997. The Original hell i a cell. HBK & Taker brawl everywhere. Jericho says it's one of his top 5 matches ever because of the psychology and the work rate of the match.

 

-Kane talks about when he lit the casket on fire at Royal rumble 1998, the same PPV wher eHBK injure his back.

 

-Brooklyn Brawler most remembers the 1994 Royal Rumble when The Undertaker was reserected and was lfited to the heavens.

 

-Howard Finkel states the Summerslam 1994 Taker vs. Taker match was intriging.

 

-Edge remmebers the Undertaker's entrance from Wrestlemania XIV with the druids holding up the flames as he came to the ring and the Wrestlemania IX entrance.

 

-X-pac talks about himself and says its an honur to be in the ring with Taker.

 

-Matt rememebrs from 2001 when he teamed with Taker in a 8 man tag vs. E&C & Two man power trip.

 

-THE UNDERTAKER: I'LL MAKE YOU FAMOUS MOMENT:

King of the Ring 1998: Undertaker vs. Mankind in HIAC:

Clipped to Mankind & Taker on the top of the cell. the cage gives way a bit before anything happens. Taker fights him off and mankind signals for hi mto throw him I notice and Taker flings him off the cell right through the Spanish table into the barricade. J.R. remembers he ahd no idea that was going to happen. Brawler comments seeing it over and ove rand that when foley is on top of a cage something happens. Both men are back on the cage and Taker chokeslams Mankind through the roof. Xpac is surprised Mankind can still walk. Taker claims he had an out of body experience when he watched Mick fall through the table from the top of the cell. Taker says you won't know what it was like until you were on the cell when It happend.

 

-Now to the Ministry Taker. Taker says it was the last period of the dead man Undertaker. He says he was allowed to do what he wanted with the character. His gimmick was basically just beating someone and taking their soul. He says it was succesful because it was original. He gave some guys new name slike Mideon & Viscera. People benefitted through the Ministry, like Edge & Christian & The Acolytes. Taker remembers hanging Austin on his symbol. He says it was one of his low points especially when the Corporation joined forces with them and the Mcmahon's taking over most of the time. We get to see his end speech after sacraficing Mideon. Taker basically points out how his gimmick came out and was basically very dark.

 

-Taker comments about having to take time away because of 2 injuries he sustained, forcing him out in September 1999.

 

-Judgment Day 2000 promo with 3 little girls chanting. A shadowy figure rides a motorcycle to the entrance way, ending up being the Undertaker!!! He cleans house on the Mcmahon-Helmsley Factien. Chokeslam to Shane. Vince takes a shot, Xpac gets chokeslammed.

 

-J.R. says he coulda stayed in his original persona and it would sitll be a very popular gimmick.

 

-Angle says Taker is REALLY an American Badass.

 

-Taker says it was odd on how he first was the american badass.

 

-Edge says it was more believable for hi mto ride a motorcycle and kicking ass then being a deadman.

 

-Brawler (or DDP, no face is shown) says that Undertaker would change voer time a lot.

 

-Jericho says Taker is alot like Madonna because if he was to ever become stale or boring to the crowd, he would always do osmething to liven everyone up again. When he was the biker taker jericho says when he wore the long leather jacket it wa slike a link to the old taker.

 

-J.R. says if you asked Taker to do a promo out of character he would sound the exact same.

 

-Taker talks about how people wondered how Taker would act outside of the ring as the deadman.

 

-Fully Loaded 2000 buildup Video with Angle attacking him with a hammer after Taker refused a scooter from angle and stalking him.

 

-THE UNDERTAKER: ILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS MOMENT:

From Fully Loaded 2000 vs. Kurt Angle. Taker uses the chokeslam & last ride to defeat angle in his first PPV Main event (part of a triple header). Angle says Taker threw him around alot and took alot of punishment.

 

-Angle says the similaritys between the real taker and his character is abut the same.

 

-Taker comments about his motorcycles. His first brand new one he bought was after he beat Hogan for the title in 1991. Taker talks about how everything is different when you enter a full arena. At wrestlemania 17, he used his own bike to come to the ring. He makes mention of Sara's motorcycle. He was hesitant of bringing her into the WWF but enjoys seeing her more then 2 days a week evens it out.

 

-Sara comments about it beeing more fun then it being working. She says she likes being physical.

 

-Kane comments his character has shown he cancare about people and not just worry about kicking ass.

 

-Taker says she's a tomboy.

 

-Angle says she likes to get physical with the wrestlers and likes to wrestle.

 

-Taker teaches her a armbar like hold and taps out only for her sake cause he never taps.

 

-Taker on his tattoos. His fiorst major one was 8 hours long. His favorite is the demon thinker. He says the most painful was the SARA one across his throat.

 

-Taker reflects more about how he is the top dog in the squared circle and being bad ass.

 

-Kurt Angle talks about he can match the athleticism of himself with his rope walk and diving overte top rope.

 

-Brawler commesnts that Taker can use the same moves that a high flyer can.

 

-Kane says most people lose their abilities over time but the Taker just adapts.

 

-Kane mentions his Debut on 10/5/97 when he interupted the Hell in a cELL match and layed out the Taker after ripping the door off its hinges.

 

-Brawler didnt at first think anyone can match being his "Brother" but claims he was wrong.

 

-Footage of Kane/Undertaker from Wrestlemania 14 with both men using some high flying & power moves.

 

-Kane says he can bring out the best in anybody. Taker tought him to go out their and give the  people what they want no matter if your hurt or not.

 

-Clip to end of WM 14 match with Taker pinning Kane with a tombstone piledriver.

 

-Jericho remmebers interupting the Taker during his 2nd TV promo. Taker straight out bitched Jericho out stating he has more shower time then he does ring time.

 

-Angle mentions how Undertaker can tell a story threw his matches and that's what makes them interesting.

 

-Fast Forward to Wrestlemania X-7. Takr has stephanie hostage and demands a match vs. HHH, and Regal finally agrees. Taker claims HHH is the ebst of the best and will likely end up with his role when he is gone. Taker says he IS the game.

 

-Jericho mentions how at WM X-7 when he ripped his bike down the ramp due to the extra long entrance. JR mentions that win/loss records arent that important, but his WM legacy is a interesting factor that he was at the time 8-0 going into WM X-7.

 

-Taker/Austin recap from May 2001. highlights of Taker attacking Austin witha  chain, throwing him threw a window and attacking him in an ambulance.

 

-Highlights from Judgment Day 2001 between Austin/Taker. taker gets an extra boost when he wrestles Austin because Austin brings intensity into a match. Clipped to ending. Austin continues to beatdown Taker with a chair until Taker nails a low blow and the chokeslam. Taker then beats on Austin with the chair and gives HHH a few shots. Vince breaks the count when Taker pins Austin. Austin wins the match though after HHH heped with the sledghammer shot.

 

-Taker thinks it is not over yet between him and Austin. Undertaker highlights as he talks about his yard along with old commentary by Lawler, Ros & Cole.

 

-Ross comments about the yard which is the home for the likes of the Taker.

 

-Edge comments that Taker is #1 backstage.

 

-Lita says some shit that doesn't come together.

 

-Matt sums up the Taker with one word: respect.

 

-Clip of Taker diving ontop of 7-8 alliance memebrs froma July 2001 smackdown.

 

-Jericho mentions Taker's love and respect for the business and has no problem passing on the torch.

 

-Angle says the legacy Taker leaves behind will be untouchable.

 

-Heyman says no matter how much the fans remmeber him ,the locker room will remember even more, as does Jim Ross mention.

 

-Clip of Taker's speech from July 2001 to team WWF saying theirs no shame in fighting and getting your as skicked, but theirs no honur in not fighting at all. Taker talks about how he suceeded in his goals and dreams.

 

-Taker finishes up by saying he has a few fights in him and that he is proud he has been able to acomplish being a headliner for nearly a decade in the WWF.

 

-Johnathon Coachman sums it up by schilling the tape being avaiable at most video Stores. Lita sucks, so I didn't order her gay ass tape.

[Guest]

I'll post the special features on Friday.

[Guest TheHulkster]

Nice rant but damn it, "It Just Feels Right" is a kick ass DVD. *the lone Lita mark cries himself to sleep*