Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 (After the Calvin Segment please) Scotty Static and Johnny Jax are playing on their brand spanking new X-BOX 360~! WOOT~! with wireless controllers, running around the Upstart's locker room yipping and yayying. Behemoth and Christian Wright, suprisingly enough, are engrossed over a game of chess laid out on one of the benches. Throughout the rooms clothes are neatly piled, or hung in the lockers with care. Lots of ripped wrapping paper though, litters the floor. Scotty AWW yeah KICKED YOUR ASS! Johnny Just One More Game! The door opens, and in walks Stephen Joseph, with his title belt slung over his shoulder. Tha Puerto Rican stands behind Stephen, taking in the situation. A very merry Christmas spirit seems to be dampened. Christian AWWWW SHIT! Behemoth just check-mated Christian Wright, who wasn't paying enough attention, or undervalued his opponents skills (Between you and me, Behemoth was an amatuer chess champion growing up). A chess board is flung towards the door, and Stephen Joseph deftly grabs the board, and then hands it to Puerto, who breaks it in half over his leg. Stephen Joseph Gentleman, I have a problem. And if I have a problem, the Upstarts have a problem. Which means YOU have a problem. :: He pauses to point his finger at each Upstart in the room. Scotty just can't resist making faces at Johnny, which draws Puerto's ire in the form of a flung half of a chessboard, narrowly missing Scotty's temple. Scotty Hey Man! What gives? Such a buzzkill! Stephen Joseph Shut Up Scotty. I wanted to state, for the record, that my problem is with you guys. You see, there was this ::finger quotes:: Championship Match ::end finger quotes:: at Climax, and when Axel interfered, who came and tried to help me? Puerto Rican I did boss! Stephen Joseph That's right. YOU did. What about you guys? What was your excuse. Johnny Hey man, we haven't exactly been seeing you around here much....Mr. "World Champion" Champion of what, a promotion you're supposed to hate? Scotty Yeah man, if you were so into being an Upstart, why haven't you trashed the title. What gives? Stephen Joseph This title has a lineage that's older than your great grandfather's. Puerto And that's the Truth Ruth! Stephen Joseph (looks over at PRL, mildly annoyed). Johnny Look man, all I be saying is that , you know, to show some love, you gotta give some love. Now, we were actually unawares about what happened, till it didn't matter no more. Scotty So like, step off bro. Stephen Joseph So its like that huh. Okay fine. Johnny, Scotty, I'll be in YOUR corner next week. I just want to make sure that, when the moment is right at New Year's Day, you guys are in my corner. When I get into trouble, I want you guys to come out there and even the odds. Take. Axel. OUT! Behemoth Be There. We were planning on being there. Can't miss it. Christian Most important match for the Upstarts! Sure with SJ carrying their title around, we've got their little gizzards! Stephen Joseph Thanks. Merry Christmas. Hope you guys enjoy your presents. As Stephen Joseph walks out, the camera follows. He closes the door, and as he does Puerto looks at him concerned. Stephen Joseph I know. I've got a bad feeling too. By the way, here's your Christmas present. ::SJ hands Puerto and envelope:: Stephen Joseph walks off as Puerto looks at the envelope. He carefully opens it, and a manilla parchment rolls down. A small sticky note is attached. It reads: "Always look out after your friends. Here's to a second round Puerto looks at the paper, and smiles. Our intrepid floating camera that sees all looks over Puerto's shoulder. As the screen fades to black, we see the heading "OAOAST World Title Championiship Match" Date: Open, 2006. ::End Scene:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
