Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted December 25, 2005 The reason that we celebrate Christmas is the birth of the Baby Jesus! Christmas is Jesus' Birthday! We have fun with Santa Claus and the magical world of Christmas. And that's wonderful, boys and girls! But just don't forget the real reason for the season! Let's celebrate the real reason for Christmas here at The Smart marks WHY JESUS IS BETTER THAN SANTA CLAUS (author unknown) Santa lives at the North Pole ... JESUS is everywhere. Santa rides in a sleigh ... JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water. Santa comes but once a year. JESUS is an ever present help. Santa fills your stockings with goodies ... JESUS supplies all your needs. Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ... JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and enters your heart. You have to wait in line to see Santa ... JESUS is as close as the mention of His name. Santa lets you sit on his lap ... JESUS lets you rest in His Arms. Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, what's your name?" ... JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our history and future, and He even knows our hearts & how many hairs are on our heads. Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ... JESUS has a heart full of love, grace, mercy & forgiveness. All Santa can offer is HO HO HO ... JESUS says "Cast your cares on me for I care for you." Santa's little helpers make toys ... JESUS makes a new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions. Santa may make you chuckle but ... JESUS gives you joy that is your strength. While Santa puts gifts under your tree ... JESUS became our gift and died on the tree, For you & for me. It's obvious there is really no comparison. We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about. We need to put CHRIST back in Christmas, Jesus is still the reason for the season. Yes, JESUS is better, He is even better than Santa Claus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted December 25, 2005 (edited) Satan Claws Is Coming To Slay You* You'd better watch out, you'd better shut your mouth, you'd better hide out, you'd better crawl under your couch. Satan Claws is coming to slay you. Oh, he's makin' a list, of everything you do, he's thinkin of the ways he's gonna get you, Satan Claws is coming to slay you. He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's big, he's bad, he's hard to kill, so get a wooden stake. Oh, he's makin' you wish, you'd never been born, he's got an evil laugh and he deserves your scorn, Satan Claws is coming to slay you. *Smile* Edited December 25, 2005 by Frank_Nabbit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Duke_The_Dog Report post Posted December 25, 2005 Beagles rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted December 26, 2005 This thread died a quick death. Just like Jesus... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2005 Jesus could come back to life though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2005 Everybody knows that Jesus faked his death, retired and changed his name to Chris Cringle before fleeing Rome and heading to the North Pole for Political and Religious freedom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2005 Oh, and because St. Peter was a good guy he gets to take a day off from watching over Heaven's Gate once a year to come down to Earth in the shape of a giant magical bunny. That's why they call the Easter Bunny Peter Cottontail...cuz its St. Peter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2005 Jesus came back once? The Terminator? TWICE! The Terminator > Jesus Christ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
