Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2005 Getting an early start on things! I'll work on this here and like usual, update when I'm done. COLE Up next we have a first round match as part of the Anderson Cup tag team tournament, featuring last years winners, and one of the newer teams on the OAOAST scene. COACH Yeah, not to mention earlier tonight the Global Party Exchange were put at a severe disadvantage by being jumped by Zack Malibu and the rest of The Originals! COLE Oh please...severe disadvantage? Give me a break. Missy Elliot's "Work It" hits, and from the back, dancing and prancing, come the popular-yet-prissy Mexicans that are taking the OAOAST by storm. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, set for one fall, is a first round match in the ANDERSON CUP! Approaching the ring at this time, at a combined weight of three hundred and forty pounds, Mariachi and Moracca, LOS DIABLOS DEL FUEGO~! The two fey Luchadores come out, leading Chicks Over Dicks own Alix Spezia by the hand! COACH Well look, it's just mass gender confusion here tonight on HeldDOWN~! As the lights strobe, the Diablos pump and thrust their way to the ring, with Alix following close behind. Some of the male fans at ringside aren't so lucky (or are, I mean, who's to judge...) as the Diablos plant a few smooches on their cheeks before entering the ring. COACH They better not get near me, that's all I know. COLE It'd be the most you've gotten in months! The Mexican Phat Dance is broken up by the sound of "Make Her Say" replacing Missy Elliot's dance anthem, and the once popular theme song receives nothing but jeers upon it's cue. COACH Yeah, here we go! Defending champs right here! Last years winners of The Anderson Cup, and key Upstart members Johnny Jax and Scotty Static, aka the Global Party Exchange, emerge from the back, looking more displeased with their current situation than ever before. COLE It has been a long night for the GPX before they even set foot in the ring, and now they have to contend with this fast rising team out of Cabo San Lucas! BUFFER Now coming down the aisle, the opponents. They weigh in at a combined weight of four hundred, twenty five pounds, and are the winners of last years Anderson Cup...JOHNNY JAX, SCOTTY STATIC...THE GLOBAL PARTY EXCHANGE! The GPX, who at one point bopped and hopped to the ring like they had ADD and took caffeine pills, simply approach the ring quietly and hop inside. Neither man looks happy with what's gone on so far tonight, and having to face the eccentric duo from Mexico has obviously not changed that tune. As the bell sounds, Static and Jax stay put, wary of moving towards the effeminate luchadores who are thrusting their pelvis' in their direction. Jax then pats Static on the shoulder and steps out of the ring, leaving Scotty to take a deep sigh, not enthused about being left to start the contest off for the Global Party Exchange. COLE One of the most dominant tag teams in OAOAST history are about to square off with one of the most unusual teams we've ever seen, and coming from a company like ours, that's saying a LOT! CABOOSE The GPX are looking for a repeat performance in this year's Cup, especially now that their new attitudes reflects their motivation. Winning the Cup would be yet another coup for The Upstarts in their quest to be receieved on the same level as The Originals. Mariachi offers to start, and his partner gives him a quick buttslap before moving out to the apron. As he and Static circle each other. Mariachi drops to all fours and makes a kissy face at Scotty Static, then moves forward...but the homophobic Static rushes out of the ring and hops to the floor! Mariachi rolls to his feet and does a little hip swivel that draws a loud pop from the crowd, while Static slams his hands on the apron and tells the fans to shut their yaps (although he actually says "shut up", but shut your yaps was just so much more descriptive!). That only increases the admiration of the man-loving luchadores, and the crowd finds another way to get under Static's skin. "LOS DIABLOS!" clap clap clapclapclap "LOS DIABLOS!" clap clap clapclapclap "LOS DIABLOS!" clap clap clapclapclap Infuriated by the crowd support for the flamboyant duo, Static slides back into the ring and charges! Mariachi waves him on, then sidesteps the charge, sending Scotty to the ropes! He leaps up for a monkey flip, but Scotty shoves him down to his feet and then grabs a side headlock. He wrenches the Mexican's head, although not in the way Mariachi had hoped...so it fuels Mariachi to slip his head free and grab a rear waistlock...and feel Scotty up! Disgusted, Static pulls away and brushes himself off, while the crowd roars! Mariachi blows a kiss to Static to fuel his rage some more, and when Scotty charges, he runs right into a drop toehold! Mariachi then gets up and hits the surfboard, although not in the usual wrestling sense...instead, he literally stands on the back of Scotty Static and makes like he's riding the waves! Jax comes in and tries to run interference, but Mariachi hops off Static and starts thrusting towards Jax! Johnny puts his hands up and quietly steps back out to the apron as if he was never in the ring in the first place. CABOOSE It seems that the GPX are intimidated by their foes, because they're not able to get this off the ground yet. COLE If you were Mariachi or Moracca you wouldn't want them to get off the ground either! CABOOSE HA! Cole, you kill me. COACH Yo, whattabout... CABOOSE He kills me. I want to kill you. Big difference. Static rises to his feet, but Mariachi takes his arm and twists, and delivers an elbow to Scotty's forearm. As Static staggers, Mariachi pulls him into a standing headscissors, thrusting his hips as he leads Scotty's head between his knees...but Static counters by taking his legs out from under him, then delivering a vicious stomp to the nether regions! COACH Haha, yeah boy! Show 'em how it's done Scotty! Mariachi reels, and an infurated Moracca runs in and clobbers Scotty with some right hands for what he just did, only to be pushed away by Nick Patrick! Patrick orders him out, but Moracca is concerned with the well-being of his tag team and life partner, and checks on his condition, aiding in his recovery by giving him a quick rub! COLE Now that's sportsmanship. Only a true friend could rub another man's genitals in public. CABOOSE ...we're just "work friends", right? Because I can't do that for you. Moracca helps Mariachi to his feet and gives him another buttslap, sending him on his way back into action. Static and Mariachi tie up, and Static goes behind, then pulls the Mexican stars legs out from under him, sending him falling face first into the canvas! Static then drops an elbow to the back of his head, and then starts rubbing his face in the canvas, smearing and grinding it into the mat! Mariachi moans in pain, but it's muffled as Static continues the act of face-mashing. Scotty then pulls him up to his feet and delivers a standing dropkick to the back of the neck, sending Mariachi through the ropes! The luchadore hangs on, and slowly pulls himself up, then clocks Static with a forearm to defend himself as Scotty charges him! Static falls back a few steps, and then Mariachi bursts back into the ring with a springboard spinning leg lariat! Mariachi then hops up on the middle rope, but before he can come down onto his fallen foe, Jax pushes him off the ropes! Mariachi reacts quickly, as he lands on his feet and then shoots his body through the ropes, ramming his shoulder into Jax's stomach! He then reaches over the ropes and takes Johnny over, dropping the other half of the GPX onto his own partner with a suplex! COLE Mariachi just used Scotty Static's OWN PARTNER on him to inflict punishment, and the GPX have scattered! Both members of the GPX roll out to the floor, each one on an opposite side of the ring. After engaging in a celebratory dance with his partner, Mariachi races up the ropes, as does Moracca. With the members of the Global Party Exchange still stunned, the Diablos leap into action...LITERALLY, as they hit stereo flip planchas from the top rope down onto their opponents! CABOOSE Aerial assault! The GPX are down! The fans applaud, as Alix Spezia leads them into a frenzy as she applauds her two amigos (amigas?) when they pop up to their feet and roll into the ring, where they do a celebratory train dance around the ring before breaking apart and giving the crowd some more thrust action! COACH Ya know, what's this yak hanging out with the Fruit Loops for anyways? Doesn't she know she's just wasting her time? CABOOSE Does it bother you that women pay more attention to gay Mexican wrestlers than you? Don't be bitter now. The GPX dust themselves off and come up onto the apron, and Static is pulled back in by both Diablos with a double hiptoss! Jax protests, but Nick Patrick orders him to the corner! Moracca ducks out, but seconds later he's tagged in legally, and the Diablos work together, sending him into the ropes and throwing him overhead with a high elevation backdrop! Mariachi goes out to the apron while Alix directs traffic for the eccentric duo, rooting on Moracca as he backs Scotty into the ropes once again. He sends him off the ropes, but Static reverses the momentum and sends Moracca into the ropes...and right into a kick to the back from Johnny! Moracca staggers right into a rana from Static, and with the alternative lifestyle superstar dizzied from the move, a tag is made to bring Johnny Jackson into the contest! COLE Tag made by Static, and Jax isn't too happy about the way Los Diablos have toyed with them so far. Jax bursts into the ring and clobbers Moracca in the back of the head with a running forearm, then stands him up and breaks for the ropes, delivering a hard lariat as he rebound! Moracca goes back to the mat, but Jax pulls him up and takes him by the head, then runs him to the corner and hurls him headfirst into the top turnbuckle! Moracca reels back, and Jax takes him and lifts him off his feet, then drops him on the top rope and seats him there! Johnny then climbs up as well, but as he attempts to yank the luchadore off the top rope, Moracca fights back by firing some back elbows that knock Johnny down to the canvas, but when Moracca tries to stand on the top rope, Jax gets up and charges the corner, knocking him off balance and causing him to crotch himself on the top! The crowd "oooooooooooooooooh's" with sympathy pains, while Mariachi bites his nails over watching his partner take that hit! Jax then pulls him down into a Tree of Woe and stomps away, wearing him out so that he's even more prone to assault! CABOOSE Johnny Jax is really opening up with those kicks to the chest and chin. COACH Yeah, the two places Alix Spezia likes people to make their deposits, if you pick up what I'm puttin' down! CABOOSE Yes, because talking like THAT will get you laid! COACH Ya mama. Jax moves across the ring to the opposite corner, but as he charges across the canvas, Moracca manages to flip himself off the turnbuckles, and connect with a jumping back elbow to Jackson! He brings Jax up, but Johnny fights back by hooking his arms, and pulling him over with a backslide...but Moracca floats through! He takes Johnny's legs out from under him, putting him on his back...then spreads Johnny's legs and falls on top of him, missionary style! A few quick thrusts is all it takes to have the crowd roaring and Jax rolling away ASAP, seeking refuge in the GPX corner! CABOOSE You know that society is evolving when THAT gets a babyface pop! Jax charges from the corner and fires off a running YAKUZA KICK~!, but Moracca rolls under it and leaps onto the middle rope, then dives off and twists his body around to land with a bodypress on him! Johnny throws him off at the count of one, but as he comes up he gets spiked with a quick DDT from the Mexican jumping bean! A tag is then made to Mariachi, and Moracca slingshots his own partner in, sending him over the ropes with a senton onto Johnny before leaping up to the top rope and executing a corkscrew 450 splash! Moracca rolls out of the ring, leaving Johnny all to Mariachi, and a cover is made! ONE! TW-NO! The count is broken up by Static, who races in and boots Mariachi in the head. Nick Patrick gets up angrily and directs Scotty out to the apron, which causes a distraction as Jax strikes with a low blow behind Patrick's back when Mariachi tries bringing him to his feet! The luchadore crumbles in pain, but Johnny grabs him by the throat and stands him up, then presses him over his head and brings him down onto his knee with a gutbuster! He makes his way to his corner and tags in Static, who hops up to the top rope and dives off in cannonball formation before crashing down onto Mariachi with his full weight! COLE Cannonball senton connects! Static rolls over and covers, but just as Patrick hits "two", Moracca runs in the ring and drags Scotty off his partner by the ankle! COACH YO! Get that cakeeater outta there! GPX woulda won this! Moracca steps back out to the apron, but Scotty moves towards him and piefaces him, sending him down to the floor! Alix rushes over to check on him, then hops on the apron herself, getting in the face of her rival! Static snickers, then piefaces HER as well, but when he turns around Mariachi leaps up and brings him over with a rana, and keeps the legs hooked! ONE! TW-NO! Static kicks out, but when he comes up he's struck with a pair of chops, then sent to the ropes...where Jax makes a blind tag! Scotty slides through the legs of the fey fighter and comes up behind him...so that when Mariachi turns around the GPX connects with their Legsweep/Yakuza Kick combo! Jackson covers immediately as Static disappears to the outside... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! ...but Mariachi manages to get a shoulder up! Jax pounds the canvas and then tells Patrick how to count, even though if Nick didn't he wouldn't have made it past kindergarten. At any rate, after the math lesson Jax brings Mariachi up and lifts him onto his shoulders...but the lucha superstar squirms like he's lathered in baby oil, and manages to slip free! He runs Johnny to the ropes for a rollup, but when Jax clings to the ropes to prevent from going over, Mariachi continues to hump away anyways! The action infuriates Johnny and he turns around and charges...right into a hiptoss! Johnny gets up rather quickly, but then gets blasted with a dropkick to the knee that knocks him down to all fours, and Mariachi follows up with La Magistral! ONE! TWO! NO! The former World Tag Team Champion kicks out, but while he's reeling, Mariachi is able to tag in Moracca, much to the delight of the crowd! Jax gets up in a fog, and when he turns around he sees that Moracca is airborne, springboarding into the ring with a sunset flip! ONE! TW-NO! Jax rolls through, and when he comes to his feet he pulls Moracca up, then plants him with a hard powerbomb before falling backwards! He scrambles towards the corner and tags in Static, and with Moracca laid out in the center of the ring, Scotty takes to the air, leaping off the top and twisting around to deliver his trademark senton bomb known as the STATIC SHOCK! COLE That could spell the end for the Diablos! Static covers, counting along with Patrick...until a springboard legdrop from Mariachi puts an end to the count just before the three count! COACH That is the SECOND time they've done that! CABOOSE Compare it to what the GPX has gotten away with in their matches and it doesn't measure up. Kind of like when you use the urinal next to me. The crowd gives the tactic its seal of approval, but when Mariachi goes to exit the ring, an angry Static floors him with a running forearm to the back of the head that sends him spilling out to the floor! Static then motions for Jax to come into the ring, and together they prepare to deliver the hard-hitting trademark known as the Chain Letter...however as Scotty lifts Moracca up for the powerbomb, the feisty Mexican grabs Johnny's head and kicks off of Scotty's shoulders, floating up and over with an inverted DDT to the larger member of the Exchange! Alix leaps off her feet in celebration, but it's short-lived as Scotty delivers a boot and then butterflies the arms of Moracca...only to have the hold broken, as Moracca twists out and pulls Static towards him, then lifts him upside down...AND PLANTS HIM WITH A MARTINETE! COLE It's illegal in Mexico, but it's fair game here! Moracca covers, and the other halves of both teams out on the floor licking their wounds, nothing will get in the way of the three count! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING! DING! DING! CABOOSE They did it! Los Diablos Del Fuego have just made a HUGE impression on the OAOAST by defeating last years winners in the first round! The crowd goes BANANA~! as "Work It" is cued up, signalling the biggest win of the Diablos career. Mariachi gets up and enters the ring, rushing into his partner's waiting arms! Moracca scoops his partner up and gives him a big ol' love hug, while Alix Spezia comes in and joins the party. COLE Look at how happy they are...and the people love it! CABOOSE Well, gay does mean happy, so it's fairly appropriate to use that term tonight! On the outside of the ring, Jax helps Static, who is holding his head, to walk steadily. The Global Party Exchange have had the carpet swept out from under them by the underdog team, and it's not something that the Upstarts contingent will take lightly. CABOOSE Well Coach, looks like there's not going to be a clean sweep of the tournmanet by any of your Upstart buddies, and look who you have to thank for it. COLE Heh, hey Caboose...these two guys get more women than Coach could, and they don't even LIKE them! COACH Why don't you shut up you half a sissy...you belong up their with them. You Streisand. COLE Eat me. COACH Oh you'd like that now wouldn't you. Los Diablos dip out of the ring and hold Alix's hand as she hops down from the apron. They walk up the aisle fueled by the cheers of the fans, and stop to hug and plant kisses on several (male) fans cheeks before disappearing from sight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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