KingPK 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 (edited) We are at OAOAST Central Control, where we find Mean Gene Okerlund. MEAN GENE Happy New Year, everyone. We hope you enjoyed the Angle Awards and the rest of the first OAOAST show of 2006. Now, the OAOAST brings you this special presentation of the 2005 Matches of the year, aired uncut and without commercial interruption. First off, the match you voted the 2005 Comedy Match of the Year. It took place on the February 17th edition of HeldDOWN as then General Manager Josie Baker made quite an unusual match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight title, a "Run for the Gold". Take a look: ****************************************************************************** Originally aired: 2/17/05 COLE And now we've come to our Heavyweight Title matchup here tonight. CABOOSE This….this is absurd, Cole. I can not be the only one here to realize that. COACH Absurdly amazing! CABOOSE Er….no. COLE Well, no matter if you feel it’s absurd or not, General Manager Josie still decided to make the matchup anyway. And with the signing-up process now complete, it looks like Drek Stone is going to have three opponents here. Three opponents running for the gold! COACH Josie explained the rules before, but just in case you were watching Pimp My Ride…. COLE I LUUUUUUUUV that show, s0n! COACH Let’s go over the rules once more. Drek Stone, Leon Rodez, The Mad Cappa, and Alix will all be lining up across the steet from the arena. They are going to be making their way through the streets. Through the fitness center. Through these entrance curtains onto the beach. And finally to the ring. Waiting inside the ring is the OAOAST Heavyweight Title. Whoever grabs that championship first claims it as their own. This is going to be huge! CABOOSE The injustices just keep on piling up for Drek Stone. I don’t recall ANY other superstar having to defend their title under such idiotic circumstances. I just cannot understand it. COACH Entertainment usually IS a difficult concept for you to understand anyway….. COLE BUUUUUUUUUURN~! CABOOSE Right. COLE Anyway, we’ve got a camera waiting outside the arena to broadcast television history. The FIRST-EVER OAOAST “Run For The Gold” competition! Let’s get to it! The camera cuts away to the outside of the arena, where Alix, Leon Rodez, and The Mad Cappa are all standing in position. While Alix has dressed for the occasion in a floruescent orange bikini and a baby-blue sarong, and Leon Rodez has taken the time to pick out banana-yellow swim shorts, The Mad Cappa has simply decided to wrestle in his normal ring attire. However, missing from this casual beach party is one individual. One important individual. One person that is absolutely essential for this match to even start. YO~! YO~! YO~! WOKE UP DIS MORNIN…. GOT YOSELF A GUN…. POPPED A CAP IN DAT MOTHA’S ASS…. TOOK HIS WALLET AND RUN!! OAOAST Heavyweight Champion Drek Stone walks up to his three opponents, accompanied by two street rappers behind him. Drek, with a dreadfully frustrated look on his face, tries to shoo away the two rappers, but they only continue to sing behind them. SHE SAID YOU ONE IN A MILLION… DREK Guys… IT BE TIME FOR YOU TO SHINE… DREK Please stop. BUT YOU GOTTA PASS THE HO‘S.… DREK No more. THE BLUNTS AND THE MOONSHI-I-INE! DREK THAT’S IT! THAT’S IT! GET OUT OF HERE! The rap quickly stops as the two men drop their microphones and stare down this unhip Italian stereotype. RAPPER #1 Yo, man. Josie paid us to rap for you tonight. You want it over? Fine. RAPPER #2 We best be getting paid, still. The two rappers finally leave as Drek shakes his head unbelievably and looks at his three opponents. CABOOSE I can’t believe Josie would force Drek Stone to go through something so degrading. COACH I was feeling that, dawg. Drek’s song needed a change anyway. With the pre-match shenanigans out of the way, the four combatants finally line up to get this thing started. And away we go. *BANG~!* With the sound of the starting gun going off, two Cocoa Beach inhabitants immediately drop down to the ground. Yet, they find themselves only more confused as they walk Drek Stone, Leon Rodez, The Mad Cappa, and Alix start sprinting for the arena. Cappa, looking to get an advantage as quickly as possible, stops short and sticks his leg out, causing Alix to trip over him and fall to the ground. CABOOSE HA! With a laugh, Cappa starts running ahead, making asure to stare back at Alix. However, this time, Rodez sticks HIS leg out, tripping Cappa in exactly the same way he did to Alix before. Rodez tries to sprint forward, but sure enough, he winds up getting tripped by Drek Stone. With all three of his competitors down, Drek has already wound up with the early advantage. CABOOSE There we go! Even in the mean, rumbling streets of Cocoa Beach, Drek Stone is always thinking! As Drek starts sprinting forward, he suddenly realizes that running is for suckers. Seeing someone ride nearby him on a mountain bike, Drek stops the person quickly for a brief conversation. DREK Yo, man. Let me borrow your bike. BIKE RIDER No! Get your own! DREK …….WHAT?! Get the hell off that bike! Despite the bicyclist’s defiant stand, Drek simply places a hand on the biker’s face and shoves him off the bike. With the rider tumbling off the bicycle, it’s easy pickings for Drek Stone to get on and ride away. COLE Oh, that’s terrible! A few seconds in, and Drek Stone has already broken a law! CABOOSE Oh, Cole, please. He shouldn’t have even had to ask to use the damned bike. COACH If Drek is able to stay on that thing, this one could be over before it started. However, that’s definitely easier said than done. The biker, clearly disgraced over being shoved off his bike so easily, picks up a rock and HURLS it at the Heavyweight Champion. The rock hits Drek Stone square at the back of the head, sending him careening off the bike and onto the cement street. CABOOSE WHAT?! HOW DARE HE! COACH Such vivid imagery! As Drek rolls around on the ground, stunned that someone would have the audacity to do such a thing, Alix runs forward and tries lifting up the bike for her own use. But, once again, the bike rider tries to stop this law violation. BIKE RIDER Won’t you all just stop trying to steal my bike?! With a sigh and a shrug of her shoulders, Alix steps back and takes off her bikini top for a moment. BIKE RIDER OMGZ WAT ARE THOZE BUMPSS ON UR CHEST?!?! ALIX Breasts. BIKE RIDER WOWZ!!!11 U CAN TAKE THE BIKE NOW, LADY~! As the bike rider drops down on the ground to take care of his business, Alix picks the bike up and immediately starts riding away with it. The fans standing around the streets rise up in a solid cheer as Alix rides off with the early advantage. COACH Here we go! We could be minutes away from seeing Alix win the Heavyweight Championship! COLE …..what the hell WERE those bumps on her chest? I’m really afraid Alix might have two serious tumors, guys. CABOOSE Idiot. As Alix speeds away to the arena, she suddenly gets knocked over by a car plowing right into her. COLE This is total madness! COACH Why don’t they just walk to the fitness center?! It’s not even that far away! The force of the car sends Alix right off the bike and rolling along the street. When she gets back up, she merely tosses the bicycle off to the side and goes to confront the person who just ran her down. She yanks open the car door and screams as her assailant is shown to be…. COLE GALLAGHER?! CABOOSE Oh boy, all the big stars are coming out tonight…. As Alix stands before this washed-up comedian in absolute shock, Cappa moves over to the backseat of Gallagher’s car and hurls open the door. While Alix attempts to get out her autograph book quickly, Cappa muscles a watermelon out of the automobile. He then runs forward and smashes the massive fruit over the head of the starstruck Tag Champion. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” COACH WATERMELON?! WHY, I NEVER!! COLE Who would have thought there would be a watermelon in Gallagher’s car?! ANYTHING can happen in the OAOAST! As Alix rolls around, covered in a sticky mess of melon and black seeds, Cappa tries making a run for the fitness center. But after his first few steps, Leon Rodez lunges out of nowhere and gives The Mad Cappa a hard shove. The force of the push sends Cappa uncontrollably falling into a collection of garbage cans strewn along the side of the curb. *CRASH~!* The sound of crunching aluminum is the only thing that can be heard as Cappa knocks down the entire collection of garbage bins. Almost as if he was picking up the nearly impossible 7-10 split. Not wanting to ease up on his hated rival, Rodez quickly grabs a garbage can lid and moves over to his opponent. As Cappa struggles to get up, Rodez lifts up the lid and… *CRASH~!* …BANGS it off the head of the Mad Cappa! Cappa starts staggering around a little as Rodez lifts up the lid again and…. *CRASH~!* ….DRILLS it off the side of the head of The Mad Cappa once again! As Cappa goes falling back into the garbage cans, Rodez drops the lid and tries walking towards the fitness center. Yet, before he can get there, the X-Champion finds himself surrounded by mob of fans that weren’t there only a second ago. RODEZ Guys, guys. I gotta finish this match. No autographs now. Later. One older woman, with her wistful grey hair up in a bun, steps out from the crowd and confronts Rodez face-to-face. WOMAN AUTOGRAPH?! Oh no, Leon Rodez. We’re here to confront you about that awful video just discovered! MOB BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Rodez looks around the mob with wide-eyes as a middle-aged, balding, 30-something-year-old man steps out of the crowd and hurls a banana at the disgraced superstar. MAN Why not use that in front of all of us right now?! SICKO! MOB YEAHHHHHH! SICKO! SICKO! SICKO! This time, another male figure -- this one dressed in a priest’s robe -- steps out of the crowd and solemnly asks for the mob to quiet down. As the crowd starts to lower their voices, the priest grabs a firm hold of Rodez’s hand and looks into his eyes. Rodez smiles a little, comforted in the idea that there could be someone there who finally understands him. PRIEST Son, Austin 3:16 might whoop your ass……but John 3:16 will save your ass! As it says in verse 7, line 16.…..And the Lord said to John…..THOU SHALT NOT VIOLATE THYSELF WITH A BANANA!!! MOB YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! With even the priest himself mocking Leon Rodez, the mob once again starts to bark insults at the X-Champion. PRIEST MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS…….SIN AND IMMORALITY WILL DO A…. MOB J-O-B… PRIEST TO….. MOB G-O-D!!! PRIEST YESSSSSS!!!! MOB J-O-B to G-O-D!! J-O-B to G-O-D!! As this gathering of right-wing zealots continue to scream at Leon Rodez, the camera catches a glimpse of Drek Stone confronting a young three-year-old happily manuevering a tricycle along the sidewalk. The Heavyweight Champion, without a moment’s hesitation, pushes the child off the trike and grabs it for himself. Although the box says the tricycle may be for ages 7 and under, Drek Stone absolutely refuses to allow himself to be contained by the conformities of society. CABOOSE YES, DREK! FIGHT THE POWER! COACH This match just keeps getting worse and worse. Drek tries pedaling along with the tricycle but, shockingly enough, finds that he’s not moving too quickly. That point is only reinforced as he walks an elderly couple pass by him with accompanying canes and walkers. He winds up feeling further shamed as a Rascal scooter zips by him, moving a swift 10-miles-per-hour. Getting frustrated with his lack of progress, Drek picks the tricycle up and hurls it at the Bible-Thumpers group. The crowd parts like the Red Sea as the trike sails past them and breaks through the back window of Gallagher’s car. *CRASH~!* COACH Hmm. COLE Well, that’s going to cost Drek Stone a pretty penny. CABOOSE I guess. Even I have to admit it’s not cool to vandalize someone’s house like that. With that out of the way, Drek finally takes this opportunity to sprint towards the fitness center. He manages to push himself through the double doors and step into the building! COACH Imagine! What a novel concept! Actually running to the fitness center! COLE Well, to be honest, who’s smart enough to think of that? Drek tries jogging past the front desk, but it turns out Alix was actually waiting for him behind the double doors. As Drek enters the room, she runs at him with a clothesline -- BRINGING THE TWO OF THEM OVER THE FRONT DESK AND ONTO THE FLOOR! “YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Everyone working out in the fitness center immediately stop and break out in a rabid cheer for their female hero. Alix gets up first off the floor first and starts laying in a series of stomps to the Heavyweight Champion. CABOOSE I don’t understand this. Why don’t these guys just forget about beating up the opponent and just sprint for the title? COACH Well, we wouldn’t really have much of a match then, would we? Drek tries crawling on the floor to get away from the assault, but Alix isn’t letting up. She yanks Drek Stone up off the ground by his hair and begins pulling him into the weight room. One particular obese men steps off a weight bench and tries waddling away as quickly as possible. Everyone in the room scatters as Alix picks Drek up -- and BODYSLAMS him onto that newly evacuated weight bench! Drek, nursing his back, rolls over onto his chest. As soon as he does so, Alix grabs him by his hair and picks his head up slightly off the bench. CABOOSE Oh no…..oh no! She wouldn’t! COACH She might! CABOOSE She couldn’t! COACH SHE IS! ALIX WIPES DREK’S FACE INTO THE FAT GUY’S ASS SWEAT! CABOOSE Oh god! That is DISGUSTING! Drek immediately rolls off the bench to the ground, and starts clawing at his face to get the revolting scent away from his nostrils. The fans quite clearly love Alix pulling off such a disgusting act, as they break out in another chant for her. “ALIX!” “ALIX!” “ALIX!” As Alix looks down at her fallen opponent, she suddenly finds herself being brought down by a Leon Rodez bulldog! The people in the weight room cheer once more as Alix hits the ground face-first and rolls over onto her back. Rodez, without wasting a moment’s time, moves over to the military press machine and scales up to a standable level. With the inhabitants of Cocoa Beach rooting him on, Rodez points to them for a moment…. ….AND JUMPS OFF THE MILITARY PRESS MACHINE, HITTING ALIX WITH BECAUSE THE LADY LOVES!! COLE What a move! Rodez might have just taken Alix out of this prestigious matchup! CABOOSE Prestigious isn’t the word for it. As Rodez starts getting off the ground on his knees, an overweight soccer mom runs forward and hits him in the head with a Bible. The force of the shot sends Rodez staggering off-balance. LADY CAST ASIDE NEEDLESS SEX, MR RODEZ! With fire in her eyes, the woman starts charging at the X-Champion with the Bible in her hands. LADY THE LORD NEEDS TO TEACH YOU ABOUT PEACE!! As she charges at Leon Rodez like a distraught buffalo, he easily steps aside, allowing her to go crashing into a wall. As Rodez turns around, he suddenly finds a 10-pound bench press weight whisking near his head. Rodez DUCKS at the last moment, quick enough by merely a second to watch the weight make a noticeable dent in the fitness center’s wall. COLE Whoa! Rodez pops right back up to his feet, to see who was responsible for such a despicable thing. There, he sees The Mad Cappa standing near the entranceway with a wide selection of weights at his disposal. This time, Cappa quickly picks up a 5-pound weight and hurls it at the inspiring OAOAST Porn Star. Rodez, with a deep breath, drops to his knee and somersaults forward out of the way. As he pops back up to his feet, he suddenly gets a kick to the stomach from Drek Stone. Drek then grabs him in a front-facelock position….JUMPS UP….. ….AND SPIKES HIM INTO THE CALF PRESS MACHINE WITH A STONECUTTER!! CABOOSE Stonecutter! YES! It doesn’t matter WHERE he does it! Fatal, each time! Immediately after Drek hits the move, he gets up to his feet and finds himself face-to-face with The Mad Cappa! COLE Here we go! Drek Stone and The Mad Cappa, face-to-face! COACH But Mikey, the circumstances are a little different than they were a few months ago. Now, BOTH guys are heels! CABOOSE Heels? FLAIR THE NAITCHA BOY SAYS STOP USING INSIDER TERMS!! WOOOOOOO!!! *CHOP!* Drek Stone and The Mad Cappa start shoving each other as the surrounding sweaty crowd continues to cheer them on. Finally, Drek comes in with the first punch -- a hard shot to the right temple of The Mad Cappa! Cappa reels back for a moment but then comes shooting back with his own shot! The Mad Cappa and Drek Stone then start exchanging punches in the middle of the weight room as the fans continue to only get more rabid! *BAM!* *BAM!* *BAM!* *BAM!* Drek and Cappa continue to beat upon each other unmercifully until they both wind up breaking through the double doors on the side. The camera follows them as the two arch rivals find themselves in the aerobic room, surrounded by treadmills, stair climbers, and power bicycles. After a continued fistfight, Drek finally manages to get the advantage. He then forcefully grabs Cappa by his right-arm and gives him a hard irish-whip. The Mad Cappa goes sailing into the wooden horse (you know, the things gymnasts jump over)! The crowd groans as Cappa hits the horse chest first and flips over it, landing on the TOP OF HIS HEAD! COACH OHHHH!!! COLE Ouch! Well, I guess that answered the question if things have patched up between these two. CABOOSE Who would ask such a dumb question anyway?! Drek moves over and begins stomping The Mad Cappa -- but stops when he hears some particularly disturbing footage. COACH THE MAD CAPPA DID IT!! HE DID IT!! CABOOSE I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!! BUFFER Your winner…. CABOOSE Ugh. Don’t say it…. BUFFER …..AND NEEEEEEEEEW OAOAST ITALIAN CHAMPION……….. CABOOSE I can’t listen to this….. BUFFER THEEEEEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAD CAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPA!!!! With rage in his eyes, Drek shoots his head up and spots a television monitor standing before him, hanging from the ceiling. He looks to his left and finds another television. Looking to his right, he finds ANOTHER television. And all of these televisions are playing the exact same thing: COACH You remember this well, don’t you Boose? CABOOSE Ugh, get this off the screen! We don’t need to see this anymore! COLE If I remember correctly, this was from License to Pin, when The Mad Cappa actually made Drek Stone tap out in the Hell-in-a-Cell, winning the Italian Championship back in the process. CABOOSE I think we’ve seen enough of those clips. However, whoever’s responsible for running the television monitors doesn’t exactly agree. The footage rewinds itself and loops back to The Mad Cappa entrapping Drek Stone in the Walls of Cappa once again. Drek, taking a wary breath, can’t help but keep his eyes focused upon the TV screen. DREK I…..I DIDN’T TAP OUT! Almost immediately -- somewhat like sheep -- well, not really somewhat. Exactly like sheep. But you get the idea -- the crowd in the aerobic room start chanting at the Heavyweight Champion about his shameful past. “YOU TAPPED OUT!” “YOU TAPPED OUT!” “YOU TAPPED OUT!” DREK I DID NOT!! I DID NOT!! “YOU TAPPED OUT!” “YOU TAPPED OUT!” DREK IT WAS AN ALLERGIC REACTION! I’M ALLERGIC TO THE WALLS OF CAPPA!! I’M ALLERGIC! I HAVE A DOCTOR’S NOTE SAYING SO!! COLE Uh oh. Drek Stone is starting to flip out here. CABOOSE Well, if he has a doctor’s note, case closed, I think. DREK YOU PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALLERGIES! NOTHING!! Unfortunately, since Drek Stone was so busy screaming at the audience about his terrible allergies, he’s unable to notice The Mad Cappa locking a handcuff around his taped wrist. In a flash, Cappa then secures the other end to a nearby treadmill. CABOOSE What?! What the hell is The Mad Cappa doing?! Drek, looking shocked that Cappa would pull such a dastardly thing, tries pulling at the handcuff, but inevitably finds himself securely attached. Drek moves onto the treadmill to get a better grip of the cuff, allowing Cappa the chance to turn on the running machine. DREK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! I’M ALLERGIC TO TREADMILLS TOO!! Drek starts running in place as The Mad Cappa grinds up the treadmill’s speed to its top level. The machine starts moving at a FRANTIC pace as Drek struggles to keep up with it, running as fast as he could. Cappa laughs as he runs out of the room, continuing his bid for the Heavyweight Title. DREK AHHHHHHH! JOSIE!! GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING!! Drek then looks up and finds the License to Pin footage still playing on the TV screens. DREK AND GET THAT DAMN MATCH OFF THE SCREEN TOO!! As Drek Stone continues to run in place, The Mad Cappa breaks through the double doors to find himself now in a basketball court. CABOOSE Guys, this isn’t good! Someone needs to get a key and quick. If Drek stays locked to that treadmill, that’s it. His Heavyweight Title run could be finished! Somebody DO SOMETHING!! COACH SO GO GET THE KEY!! CABOOSE …..hmm? The Mad Cappa could see the beach -- and the Heavyweight Title -- calling for him through the next door. But he could also see Alix Spezia standing before him, clutching a basketball in her muscular hands. The room is surprisingly dark, but there’s no doubt to Cappa that the Tag Team Champion is standing before him. ALIX Hey Cappa…… Alix forcefully checks the ball to Cappa. ALIX ….you think you have game?! “YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!” With a grin, Cappa catches the ball and starts dribbling it slowly. *BOUNCE* *BOUNCE* *BOUNCE* Alix pushes up to him to steal the ball quickly, but Cappa shoves her away with his hip. COACH Guys, Cappa’s Puerto Rican, right? COLE I think so. COACH Oh, this should be cake for him then. COLE ….we make enough racist comments tonight yet? After being checked away so easily, Alix focuses on The Mad Cappa with even more determination. With his back to Alix, Cappa starts easing his way backwards, still calmly dribbling the ball. But suddenly, Alix reaches a hand out and shoves the ball away from Cappa’s control. Cappa gasps as the ball goes bouncing down the court, but Alix runs after it, easily retrieving it. The fans pop loudly as Alix starts marching down the court with the ball safely dribbling before her. Cappa can only look on and stare as Alix brushes past him…. SHE JUMPS UP…. SLAM DUNK!!! COACH BOOMSHAKALAKASHAKALAKA~!~! CABOOSE Already, I’d take her over anyone on the New York Knicks. COACH ZING~! “ALIX!” “ALIX!” “ALIX!” Alix hangs triumphantly off the basketball net, but starts screaming when she realizes that The Mad Cappa is pulling at her panties. Her scream is quickly drowned out by the deafening roar of all the fans standing in the court. “YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!” As Cappa continues to pull at Alix’s underwear, he notices that he’s no closer at removing the panties from her waist. Instead, a seam is starting to split along the top of her head. Cappa keeps pulling as the seam continues to tear along the back of Alix’s head, then her back, and finally towards her legs. COLE What the hell is going on here? With one final pull, Cappa yanks at the panties -- and an entire bodysuit falls on top of him! Alix, clearly flustered, lets go of the basketball net, drops to the floor, and turns around to face The Mad Cappa! COACH WHOA!!! COLE THAT WASN’T ALIX! IT WAS….. COLE ABE VIGODA!! COACH The former OAOAST Chairman is BACK on HeldDown! The Mad Cappa stares at this Alix IMPOSTER~! in absolute shock. VIGODA Yes, indeedy, son. WHO GOT GAME NOW, BOYEEEEEEEE~?~! For absolutely no reason whatsoever, Abe Vigoda starts doing the Charleston in the center of the basketball court. The Mad Cappa is speechless. The fans are speechless. The announcers: COLE ….. CABOOSE …… COACH …… All speechless. Finally, The Mad Cappa just shakes his head and starts breaking for the final door. COLE So wait…..does this mean Abe Vigoda has been Alix the entire time? CABOOSE Well, it certainly would explain a lot of things. COACH That bicyclist earlier must get off on some really wrinkly titties then…. As The Mad Cappa gets closer to the door leading to the beach, Leon Rodez suddenly leaps out from behind the bleachers and pulls down Cappa’s shorts! Everyone in the building screams out in laughter as The Mad Cappa tries desperately to cover up his Puerto Rican flag thong. COLE *whistles* CABOOSE GHEY~! As Cappa struggles to pull his pants back up, Rodez runs out the door and steps onto the beach. The fans in attendance at Cocoa Beach break out into a wild roar, realizing that Leon Rodez is now the closest one to obtaining the Heavyweight Championship. He starts taking a few steps towards the ring but is suddenly surrounded by his right-wing Christian best friends again. RODEZ Oh, Jeez. What the hell do you guys want now?! Sister Mary Jane, an elderly nun from the Great Church of St. Dominic, steps out of the group with a bottle of clear liquid in her hand. She does the Sign of the Cross upon Rodez’s forehead, then calmly starts spraying the liqud into his eyes. RODEZ Oh my God, that BURNS!!! MARY JANE MR. RODEZ, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!! I PROMISE TO GET SATAN OUT OF YOUR SOUL!! As Rodez shields his eyes in pain, the nun places her right hand on Rodez’s forehead and opens the Bible to some random page. MARY JANE SATAN, EVACUATE THIS YOUNG MAN’S BODY! LET GOD FILL HIS HEART WITH ABSTINENCE AND PRAYER! DRIVE OUT THE EVILS OF SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK N’ROLL! As Sister Mary Jane continues her exorcism upon the X-Division Champion, the crowd suddenly turns to the ocean when they hear someone screaming from a far distance. SWIMMER Help me! HELP ME! I’M DROWNING! However, the Christian group still stays focused on Leon Rodez, determined to help evacuate him from the Devil. RODEZ Guys…..YO! Shouldn’t someone go out and try to help that swimmer? MARY JANE Help him? Oh, God will help him with salvation, yada, yada, yada. Now, BEEZLEBUB, THE LORD DEMANDS YOU LEAVE THIS YOUNG MAN’S BODY! MAY HE NO MORE TAINT THIS COUNTRY WITH IMMORAL PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEOS! As the mob starts to tighten their circle around the X-Champion, Leon Rodez suddenly breaks through them with lightning quick speed and starts darting towards the ocean. COACH Now that is a real hero! He’s determined to save that poor swimmer out there! As Rodez dashes towards the ocean to save this unfortunate diver, the footage suddenly begins to slow down. Instead of running quickly, Leon Rodez seems to actually be going in slow motion. His footprints in the sand become more impactful. The wind slowly blows around him, causing his hair to lightly flip around his head. And from nowhere in particular, a familiar jingle can be heard. Some people stand in the darkness Afraid to step into the light Some people need to help somebody When the edge of surrender’s in sight.. The camera dramatically catches the swimmer struggling the ocean, then Rodez continuing to surge towards the water. Don’t you worry! Its gonna be alright ‘cause I’m always ready, I won’t let you out of my sight. As Rodez gets closer to the ocean, the camera suddenly finds someone running alongside Leon Rodez. Rodez comes to a slow stop and looks across him to find…. RODEZ PA…….PAM….. PAMELA ANDERSON Rodez, let me handle this one. Don’t worry about it. Pamela Anderson then shoves Leon Rodez into the sand and dives into the ocean, presumably to save the diver. I’ll Be Ready I’ll Be Ready Never you fear No, don’t you fear I’ll be ready Forever and always I’m always here. Of course, we don’t care about him anymore. CABOOSE Was that PA…..PAM….. COACH PAM…..um, PAM….. COLE Pamela Anderson, right? I don’t understand this attraction everyone has to her. COACH I didn’t even realize she still did this gig! As Rodez rolls along the sand, still enamored with the fact that Pamela Anderson touched him on the shoulder, he slowly moves onto his knees. Once he gets up, he starts running forward and almost goes crashing into a hot dog vendor. However, he manages to stop himself at the last minute from imminent deep-fried disaster. Wanting to confront this near catastrophe, Rodez gets ready to scream at the vendor -- but stops when he actually realizes who it is. CABOOSE Well, now this is just getting ridiculous! Rodez shakes his head in surprise before speaking to this superstar actor who has fallen from grace. RODEZ David…..it’s come to this?! HASSELHOFF It’s not too bad! All the free hot dogs you could want, you know? The ever-popular AWKWARDNESS floats down between these two modern American heroes as they slowly stare down at their feet, wanting to break away from the conversation but not quite knowing what to say. Finally, Leon Rodez makes the first move. RODEZ Well, David…..I, uh….hmm…..I have a Heavyweight Title to win. I’ll talk to you later. HASSELHOFF Yeah, sure, sure. Nice seeing you, man. As Leon breaks away to obtain his first ever Heavyweight Championship, David Hasselhoff thinks out loud to himself. HASSELHOFF An actor winning a professional wrestling Heavyweight title?! That could rejuvenate my career! Seconds after Rodez starts running down to the beach, Hasselhoff goes chasing after him. COACH Well, that probably isn’t going to end good. COLE Wait, I’m being told someone else is walking around here…. The camera picture leaves the Rodez Saga for a second, and spots Drek Stone jogging along the beachside, trying to get back into this thing. CABOOSE YES! DREK! How do you think he got out of those cuffs?! COACH Let’s just say a wizard did it. The Heavyweight Champion continues to run along the beach, desperately trying to get his title belt before someone could steal it from him. Along the way, he makes it a point to stomp down sandcastles and grin at the children’s sobbing faces as he does it. He suddenly stops his run in the middle, however, when he spots someone tanning on a beach towel. With a smile, Drek eases his way over to the man, wanting to get a better look at what exactly the casual tourist is doing. DREK Hmm. Drek Stone slowly looks down at the lotion-covered face of this casual beachgoer. With evil intentions dancing through his mind, Drek reaches down and grabs a nice, heavy handful of sand. COLE Oh, come on. There’s no need for this. With reckless abandon, Drek then drops the cloud of sand onto the tourist’s face. The man turns and starts coughing as Drek steps back -- and KICKS a plume of sand into the man’s face! CABOOSE YES! YES! That’s how you treat a 100-lb weakling! Wonderful. Drek Stone lets out a LOUD laugh as the man rolls over, trying to get the sand of his eyes. He then stands -- --and keeps standing -- --and keeps standing! COLE UH-OH! COACH That wasn’t a 100-lb weakling, guys! With unbelieving eyes, Drek stares upwards as the man’s height continues to rise. Finally, the Heavyweight Champion comes to the same realization everyone at home has already discovered. COLE IT’S THE SADIST! CABOOSE RUN, DREK! RUN! DREK Without waiting another second, Drek starts high-tailing it out of there, not wanting to face The Sadist’s wrath. The Sadist takes a moment to wipe the sand out of his eyes, then pulls a pair of sunglasses out of his swim trunks. He slowly puts them over his eyes, cracks his fists together, then starts stalking down the beach after Drek Stone! The fans of Cocoa Beach start cheering rabidly as Drek jets down the beach, with the suntan lotion-covered face of The Sadist following right behind him. CABOOSE Come on, Sadist! It was a joke! COACH Can’t blame the man. He was trying to pick up chicks, na’mean? CABOOSE Na…..what? As Drek zooms down to the beach, he comes to The Mad Cappa and Alix shoving each other back and forth. Suddenly, Leon Rodez comes between the two of them and pulls them apart. THE MAD CAPPA Why the hell would you have Abe Vigoda dress up in a Alix costume?! ALIX I told you! I thought it would be FUNNY!! LEON RODEZ Guys, guys, come on. That’s enough fighting! Cappa, I hate you. Drek, you’re an asshole. Alix, you be one happening ho. And while I know we’re in the middle of a match right now, stop and think about it for a second. We’re on a beach, right? CAPPA Yeah…. LEON RODEZ The weather outside is beautiful, correct? DREK Sure. LEON RODEZ So come on! There’s only one thing we really can do right now. Let’s…. ALIX DANCE! Everyone on the beach -- the fans, the wrestlers, and even the referee -- suddenly break out into a wild beach dance as a boom box nearby starts to play some lively pop music. ALL I’m gonna grab my girl And head to the beach Hick-A-Doo-La! Drek Stone and Alix start grinding together as the song plays. ALL We’re gonna all hang then And then maybe then Hick-A-Doo-La Cappa and Rodez fall simultaneously to the sand, then do kip-ups back to their feet CAPPA, DREK, RODEZ Cause I’m a Hick-A-Doo-La Boy! ALIX And I’m a Hick-A-Doo-La Girl! ALL And together it’s a Hick-A-Doo-La world! Hick-A-Doo-La! As everyone on the beach dances in place, Cappa leans over to Alix with a confused look on his face. CAPPA Alix, what does Hick-A-Doo-La mean? The music stops for a moment as everyone stares at The Mad Cappa. ALL WHAT DOES HICK-A-DOO-LA MEAN?! ALIX Well, Hick-A-Doo-La is that special feeling you get when you fondle your tag team partner! RODEZ It’s having kinky sex with two beautiful girls! DREK It’s stomping grapes at your beautiful summer home in Sicily! STEPHEN POPICK It’s obeying ALL the rules! Simulatenously, Drek Stone, Leon Rodez, Alix, and The Mad Cappa pick Stephen Joseph up over their head and run towards the ocean. They then throw Stephen Popick… *SPLASH* …into the water! “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” Suddenly, the music stops and all four superstars stare each other down. But before they can react, The Sadist stomps by and pushes both Drek Stone and The Mad Cappa to the ground. Drek and Cappa look up in absolute shock. DREK CAPPA All four wrestlers then start sprinting for the ring, really eager to capture the Heavyweight Title they all feel they’re entitled to. COLE It’s a wild sprint to capture that title in the center of the ring! Who’s gonna get to it first?! CABOOSE Come on, Drek! GET THAT TITLE! COME ON!! Somehow, Alix actually manages to pull away with the lead. Drek, Cappa, and Rodez start screaming as Alix hops up to the ring apron with one jump and tries making her way in. But before she can step through the ropes, Cappa snatches her in a powebomb position and starts pulling her away from the ropes. Alix tries holding onto the top rope with all her strength, but Drek and Rodez work together to swat at her arms. Finally, she’s forced to release. As she does, Cappa runs forward and…. *CRASH!* GIVES HER A CAPPABOMB ONTO THE WOODEN RAMP! Instantly after Alix hits the ground, she breaks through several of the planks, leaving an imprint of her body in the wood! The fans can’t believe it, and break out into a loud series of jeers. However, those jeers are quickly broken up by a familiar chant. “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” The Cocoa Beach crowd breaks out into a wild applause as Alix rolls around a mangled mess of wooden planks and splinters. COLE My god! Alix went RIGHT THROUGH that wooden ramp! CABOOSE What a POWERFUL powerbomb! I already respect The Mad Cappa even more! The Mad Cappa turns around and spots Drek Stone and Leon Rodez standing there watching him. It’s now down to those three. An actual moment of silence passes between the competitors before they suddenly make a wild scramble to the ring again! Leon Rodez tries sliding into the ring to get the belt quickly -- “YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” -- but Cappa manages to hold onto his ankle, keeping him from getting into the ring! CABOOSE Oh my god! This is too close! Cappa, hold him there! Please! Rodez tries kicking himself away from Cappa’s grip, but it’s no use. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Drek Stone comes running with a beach umbrella in his hands. He swings it upward -- -- AND SMASHES THE UMBRELLA OVER CAPPA’S HEAD! The Mad Cappa’s head pops out through the other side of the fabric, effectively hanging the umbrella off his neck! COLE Beach umbrella! Beach umbrella! Beach umbrella! CABOOSE YES! WE KNOW! Cappa stares at Drek Stone with a blank expression on his face for a moment, then slowly starts falling backwards. COACH TIMB-E-E-R-R-R-R-R-R-R! Cappa hits the grains of sand lifelessly, with the umbrella still wrapped around his neck! COLE Looks like Cappa might be out of this match too! We could be down to two! With Cappa’s grip now released from his ankle, Leon gets back up immediately. With no one blocking him, Rodez is free to RUN FOR THE GOLD…. CABOOSE NO! NO! ….NO! DREK HOPS UP TO THE APRON AND YANKS AT LEON’S HAIR! Leon turns around quickly and gives Drek Stone a hard shot to the face. Drek reels back, coming close to falling off the apron, but Rodez hangs onto him by his head. He pulls the Heavyweight Champion towards the corner and starts forcing him to climb the turnbuckle. COACH What is Leon Rodez prepared to do here?! CABOOSE Come on, Leon! This is the guy you just danced with! Still grabbing a full hold of his opponent’s hair, Rodez finally forces Drek to stand on the top rope. Once he does so, Leon starts climbing up after him. Eventually, they both end up on the top turnbuckle, with the reaction in Cocoa Beach starting to reach a fever pitch. Leon hooks Drek Stone up in a superplex position, and the fans start screaming even louder. CABOOSE NO, NO, NO, NO!!! COLE Is he going to push him off that turnbuckle?! Finally, after taking a few moments to summon his strength, Rodez LIFTS DREK STONE UP -- -- NO! DREK BLOCKS IT! Not being deterred, Leon tries lifting Drek up AGAIN -- --NO! DREK BLOCKS IT AGAIN! Rodez tries a third attempt, but suddenly Drek drops his head, placing it near Rodez’s midsection. Stone suddenly lifts his neck up quickly -- -- AND DROPS LEON RODEZ FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE SANDY BEACH WITH A BACK-BODY DROP!! LEON LANDS FLAT ON HIS BACK AFTER FALLING FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! COACH WHOA!!! CABOOSE YES! THAT’S IT! “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” “HOLY SHIT!” CABOOSE Come on, Drek! This thing is over! Grab the title! However, instead of seizing his opportunity and rushing for the title, Drek falls off the top rope onto the ring mat. He simply looks too spent to reach for his belt. COLE What’s going on here?! Everyone is out cold! Who the hell is going to claim this title?! COACH WAIT….wait, Cole! Not everybody! As the fans wait for one of the competitors to stir, they can only watch as David Hasselhoff jumps out through the crowd and over the ring barrier. He makes a sprint for the ring as the fans scream for someone -- ANYONE -- to stop this! COLE NO! NO! COACH DON’T TELL ME! DAVID HASSELHOFF SLIDES INTO THE RING!! HE REACHES FOR THE TITLE!! NO!!! THE SADIST SUDDENLY GRABS A HOLD OF HASSELHOFF’S ANKLE AND YANKS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! COACH OH MY GOD!! In one swift motion, The Sadist wraps a hand around Hasselhoff’s throat, lifts him up -- -- AND CHOKESLAMS HIM INTO THE SAND!! COLE What a chokeslam! CABOOSE Serves Hasselhoff right! Go back to Germany! With Hasselhoff now taken out of the match as well, Drek Stone slowly starts to stir in the ring. The fans begin screaming as they see the completely worn out Drek start to muscle himself onto his knees. CABOOSE Yes! Go Drek! Come on! COLE Could this be it?! With the Heavyweight Title halfway across the ring from him, Drek starts to slowly crawl towards it. The fans of Cocoa Beach really start shouting for anyone to stop him, but it looks to be useless at this time. Drek keeps crawling. Crawling for his gold. Crawling for HIS property. Finally, he gets close enough! CABOOSE YES! YES! He reaches his arm up -- “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” -- and wraps his hand around the Heavyweight Title! *DING! DING! DING!* BUFFER WINNER OF THIS MATCH…..AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OAOAST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION……DRRRRRRRRRRRRRREK STOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!! The REAL sounds of “Woke Up This Morning” start to blast over the loudspeakers as Drek pulls the title closer to him and hugs the gold tightly near his chest. CABOOSE Oh, wow! I can’t believe it! What an amazing champion! What an absolutely inspiring champion! COLE Well, Drek Stone is sure to go in the record books now. The first-ever Run for the Gold winner! Folks, this was an entertaining one the entire way through, no doubt about it! COACH I don’t even know what the hell happened. As Drek holds the title to his chest, he starts using the top rope to pull himself up to his feet. Once he gets to a standing position, and all is right in the world to him, the hard-rock sounds of an electric guitar are enough to scare the Heavyweight Champion once more. CUE: Black CABOOSE NO! COLE COULD IT BE?! CABOOSE Come on! Keep him out of here! Nobody let him through! With wide eyes, Drek stares out at the entranceway, obviously not wanting to see his Zero Hour at this point and time. Stone then moves to the ring ropes facing the ramp and leans out over the top, signaling to Hoff that’s he ready to fight him. However, since his attention is so solidly focused on the ring ramp, he’s unable to notice someone running out through the crowd. Someone jumping over the ringside barrier. Someone sliding into the ring. And someone KNOCKING DREK STONE OVER THE TOP ROPE! COLE HOFF!! CABOOSE OH, DAMMIT! Once Drek hits the ground, Hoff immediately climbs out through the ropes to follow him. Drek tries sprinting away from the current #1 Contender, but Hoff simply won’t allow him to get away. He grabs Drek by his left arm, yanks it towards him, and brings Drek Stone down with a HARD short-arm clothesline! The fans in the building let out a wild cheer as Drek drops to the ground nursing his neck. “YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Once Drek spends a second regaining his bearings, he grabs his title belt and starts making a wild dash towards the beach. Hoff chases after him like a lion stalking his prey, knowing he has the champion at his mercy. Drek tries desperately to run down to the ocean, but once he actually gets close to the water, Hoff hits him with a clothesline to the back of the head, bringing Drek Stone down once more. CABOOSE Come on! Where’s the Sadist when you need him?! David Hasselhoff?! Abe Vigoda?! SOMEONE! SOMEONE STOP HOFF FROM DOING SOMETHING WE’LL ALL REGRET! Not happy with simply knocking Drek Stone down, Hoff picks him up off the beach by the back of his head. He takes a moment to brush the sand off Drek’s chest, then lightly kicks the Heavyweight Title off to the side. Drek woozily tries to fall down, but Hoff keeps a solid hold on him. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Unleashing a violent scream, Hoff picks Drek Stone up…. *BAM!* *SPLASH!* …..AND SPINEBUSTERS HIM INTO THE OCEAN! The fans in Cocoa Beach start going absolutely INSANE as Hoff rises and stands before the Heavyweight Champion, proudly grinning at what he just did. CABOOSE I can not believe this! What happened to the honor Hoff used to have?! I ACTUALLY USED TO RESPECT THAT GUY! I can’t believe it! As Drek lays lifelessly in the water, Hoff picks the Heavyweight Title off of the beach. With a wink, Hoff looks out at the fans, then wipes the grains of sand of the gold plate of the Heavyweight Championship. Finally, Hoff symbolically places the title over his shoulder, receiving a massive positive reaction in return. COLE Hoff was the Heavyweight Champion once before! Could this be what we see at Zero Hour?! COACH Well, minus the beach, of course. But honestly, Cole, I really do think this is a good sign of the future! Can Drek Stone actually beat Hoff?! CABOOSE YES! YES! Even after Hoff’s disgusting actions tonight, Drek Stone will destroy him at Zero Hour! He has to! Hoff raises the title up over his head, as the current sweeps in and slowly starts to take the lifeless body of Drek Stone out to sea. The camera fades away as Drek floats further out into the ocean. Missing one important possession. The one possession that means the most to him. The one possession he fought so unbelievably hard for tonight. The OAOAST Heavyweight Title. Now proudly sitting over Hoff’s shoulder. ******************************************************** GENE ........Okay. We'll be back right after this with the Free TV match of the year. Tables, ladders and chairs......oh my. Edited January 1, 2006 by KingPK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 GENE Welcome back. The match you voted the Free TV Match of the Year took place on the September 8th HeldDOWN. People might think that WWE made TLC matches seem stale, but don't tell the guys that participated in the OAOAST's version that. Get ready for The Sk8ter Boiz, Black T, The GPX and The Usual Suspects facing off in T...L....C: ********************************************** Originally aired: 9/8/05 * DING * DING * DING * DING * "YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" The lights dim once again, a gold spotlight falling over Michael Buffer in the center of the ring. BUFFER This is the HeldDOWN~! main event of the evening, and it is the tables, ladders and chairs... "OH, MY!" BUFFER (CONT'D) ...match for the professional wrestling tag team championship of the wooooooorld! Sanction by the OAOAST Board of Directors; the only way to win is by climbing up the ladder and grabbing both title belts suspended on a cable wire above the ring. Introducing first, the challengers. The gold spotlights moves over from Buffer to the GPX, drawing boos. Scotty and Johnny hold their heads up with pride as Michael Buffer introduces them. BUFFER First, at a total combined weight of 407 pounds, they are the former two-time OAOAST Tag Team Champions of the Woooooooorld -- Scotty Static and Johnny Jax, the GEEEEEEE PEEEEEE EXXXXXX! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The GPX taunt the crowd then their opponents, especially the team of Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez. The spotlights shines down on the aforementioned team. "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" BUFFER Weighing a combined 430 pounds, the team of "SILKY SMOOTH" LLLLEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOONN RRRRRRROOOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ and the Franchise of the OAOAST, the former two-time Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld...ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAAAAAAALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Michael Buffer takes a step back as Black T walk up to the center of the ring, once again receiving a mixed reaction from the sold out crowd. The spotlight shines on them as they stand back-to-back. BUFFER Considered to be the greatest tag team in OAOAST history, the following team weighs in tonight at 496 pounds, the former two-time OAOAST tag team champions of the woooooorld, the "Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew," BLAAAACK TEEEEEEE! Dan and Tony remove their trenchcoat/robe while rotating around to show off their bodies to each section of the arena. Black crotches down in front of Tony and slashes his thumb across his throat as Brannigan flaunts a double bicep pose. "BOOOOOOOOO-- YEEEAAAAHHHH!" The spotlight shifts over to the Sk8ter Boiz. BUFFER And their opponents. Weighing a total combined weight of 345 pounds, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, the OAOAST Tag Team Champions of the Wooooooorld, THE SK8TER BOIZZZZZ! The Boiz remove their entrance attire and pump their fists, holding up the tag titles which they then hand over to the referee. The titles are strapped on the cable wire and lifted up in the air, drawing the attention of not only the fans but the competitors themselves. BUFFER Are you ready? "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" BUFFER Wrestling fans, are YOU ready? "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER Then for the thousands in attendence and the millions watching around the world, ladies and gentlemen... L-L-L-L-L-L-ET'S GET READY TO RRRUMBLLLLLLLE! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! B O O M ~ ! Once the pryo show is over, the bell is sounded by Michael Buffer, and the fans take their seats, watching in anticipation. Each team remains in a corner of the ring, as the 8 competitors exchange glances and glares... ...and then IT'S ON~! The GPX attack first, rushing the corner of the tag team champions and brawling with them, while Black T and the team of Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez following behind! Rodez pulls Static off of The Marv, and Tony Brannigan pulls Johnny Jax off Mel, and now the members of the GPX are having it taken to them! As the Sk8r Boiz recover, Malibu is tackled by Black, who rests on his shoulders and starts pounding on him, until Malibu flips Dan over onto his back. Across the ring, Tony staggers Jax with punches, then charges forward and rocks him with a lariat that knocks him over the top rope to the floor! Brannigan watches on, waiting for his opponent to get to his feet, but then turns around, almost as if he sensed The Marv rushing towards him. Brannigan ducks quickly, and The Marv can't stop now, so he finds himself elevated up into the air, backdropped over the ropes and down onto Johnny Jax! CABOOSE Cole, you owe me a sawbuck. COLE I do? CABOOSE I told you earlier, I'd bet you $10 that someone went airborne in the first 60 seconds. Cough it up, pretty boy. The crowd roars as The Marv is dumped, while in the ring, Dan Black is the victim of a standard back body drop, as Malibu sends him into the ropes and sends him into the air, only to come crashing down. Rodez and Hell Mel have Static backed into the corner, and each one takes turns kicking and chopping the hated Upstart before they each take an arm and whip him across the ring into the opposing corner! Static hits hard, and then Mel takes Rodez by the arm and whips him into the same corner, giving Leon some extra momentum to crush Static with a corner splash! Rodez backs up, waiting for Scotty to stumble out of the corner...but Mel quickly comes up behind Rodez and plants him with a quick belly to back suplex! CABOOSE That friendship still lasted longer than Coach's last relationship! COACH Ye...HEY! With Black down, Malibu comes to the aid of his partner, staggering Mel with right hands. The crowd watches on as Mel is backed up near the ropes, and behind this fight, Tony Brannigan is seen propelling himself over the top rope and crashes down on Johnny Jax and The Marv with a pescado! COLE High risk move from the old school tactician! Malibu continues to battle Mel, while Black snares a recovering Rodez in a facelock, then rocks him with a snap suplex. Static recovers in the corner and quickly hops up on the middle rope, but while many think he's about to dive on Leon, he targets Black, nailing him with a dropkick from the middle ropes! Scotty then puts the boots to Black, as Leon has rolled out to the apron. Static reaches down and pulls Black up, but Dan comes up to his feet and lifts Static, planting him with an inverted atomic drop! Scotty staggers, and within seconds of Static getting planted, Rodez pulls himself up on the apron and springboards in, diving over Black's head and landing on Static's shoulders, snapping him to the canvas with a huracanrana! "YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!" COLE Sweet lady what a move! You know, there might be three of us, but we're gonna have a hell of a time calling all the action tonight! Static quickly rolls out to the floor after taking the rana. Malibu whips Mel to the ropes, but Mel slides through Zack's legs on the rebound and pulls Zack down by the back of his head and follows up with a standing moonsault! Rodez looks to come to the aid of his partner, but Black stuns Rodez with a chop, and another, and another, until Rodez fires back with a series of right hands, much to the delight of the crowd! Black cuts off that flurry real quick, catching Leon with a knee to the gut, then takes Leon and tosses him out to the floor through the ropes! Black steps back, and is spun around by Mel, but as soon as he is Black drives him down to the canvas with an STO! Mel rolls out of the ring, and Black turns to see Malibu pushing up from the canvas, then charging forward and delivering a clothesline with such impact that it sends the both of them spilling to the floor! CABOOSE The ring has cleared, ringside is cluttered, and we're yet to see a ladder! Right on cue, a ladder is slid into the ring by Johnny Jax of the GPX. COACH And we're also yet to see hot women in bikinis... ... COACH ...damn it! As Jax goes to climb back in, he's yanked off the apron by Brannigan, and then has his face rammed into it for good measure! Jax stumbles around in a daze, while Brannigan pulls the apron up and reaches under it, finding a steel chair! He takes the chair in his grasp and swings wildly, but Jax sees it coming and ducks the chairshot, running under it and sliding into the ring to safety! This action agitates Brannigan, who goes to follow, but he suddenly feels a tug on the chair, and it's ripped from his hands by Scotty Static... *CRACK!* ...who pastes him with a hard chairshot when he turns around! COACH That's teamwork! Static drops the chair and starts putting the boots to Brannigan, while in the ring Jax is setting up the ladder! He stands it up just under the OAOAST World Tag Team Title belts and starts to climb, but The Marv slides in and quickly pulls him off! Marv delivers a kick to the stomach and a scoop slam to put Jax on the canvas, then quickly starts climbing the ladder so that he and Mel can retain their coveted belts. Jax doesn't stay down for long, however, and he gets up and starts climbing up after Marv, getting his head between Marv's legs so that the Sk8r Boi is rested on his shoulders! Jax steps down onto the canvas with Marv on his shoulders, while Scotty Static moves from the apron up to the top rope! The crowd watches on as Static prepares to jump...but at the last second he's crotched by Leon Rodez, who races across the apron and shakes the ropes, causing him to lose his balance! Jax watches on, protesting Rodez's action... *CRACK!* ...and then feels the cold steel of a chair brought across his back, courtesy of Dan Black! Jax tilts forward, and it's enough for Marv to hop off his shoulders. Jax turns around and Black pastes him again, this time across the forehead, and another chairshot is given to knock Marv for a loop as well! Meanwhile, Malibu has jogged across the apron and climbs up on the ropes with Static, and he and Rodez each stand on one side and nod to each other before taking Scotty by the head and bringing him down to earth with a double top rope superplex! COLE Quick thinking by the least experienced team in the contest! CABOOSE Teaming wise, you're right, but Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez are as formidable a team as anyone else here in the OAOAST. Static is out of it, and Malibu and Rodez begin to pick themselves up off the canvas, while Black drops the chair and starts climbing up the ladder! Dan gets up about halfway, and it's at that point that both Zack and Leon scramble towards him, when all of a sudden Mel springboards off the ropes back into the ring, and lands on the opposite side of the ladder! COLE What agility! He races up, meeting Dan at the top, and start firing off punches to stagger the former Mystery Eskimo! Black teeters, trying not to lose his footing, but Zack reaches up and yanks him down off the ladder by the ankle! Rodez then races up the ladder to stop Mel from claiming the belts, while Black is sent to the ropes and nailed with a dropkick from Malibu! Zack stays ready, waiting for Dan to get up...but then rushes out of the way in the nick of time as he sees the ladder falling towards him, with Mel and Leon both on it! COLE Tony Brannigan has pushed the ladder over! The ladder lands against the ropes, with both men falling off the ladder and crotching themselves along the top rope! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!" The former World Champion stands pleased, and when Zack turns around, he's blasted by a running lariat! Brannigan then takes the ladder and sets it up once again, while Mel falls off the ropes into the ring, and Leon falls over to the apron and down to the floor. Tony starts his climb, but Scotty Static is up and climbs up behind him, clubbing at his lower back with forearm shots! Johnny Jax is up now and comes over to aid his partner, and they each take a leg and yank Tony down, then take him by the head and smash his face into the steps of the ladder! Scotty and Johnny then press Tony up into the air and head over to the ropes, then drop their rival throat first on the top rope! The GPX back away, high fiving each other with pride, and then they get some unexpected followup to their move, as The Marv whips Brannigan to the corner. Tony grimaces as his back hits the top turnbuckle. The Marv charges the corner, using Hell Mel who's down on his hands and knees, as a springboard to launch himself up in the air and nails Brannigan in the corner with a leg lariat. Mel's 180 pound frame bounces off his 262 pound opponent, but he safely lands on his feet and clotheslines Dan Black, as he re-enters the ring after sliding in a table. "The Ice Heart" does his best to cover up as the Boiz put the boots to him. The Marv picks Dan up and keeps him reeling with forearm shots, while Hell Mel places the ladder in the corner. They each grab an arm and whip Black to the corner where the ladder is position. Hell Mel drops on all fours and propels his brother in the air, using himself as a springboard much like The Marv did for him. Unfortunately for Marv, he doesn't have the success Mel did, as Dan Black SUPERKICKS him in mid-air! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" The crowd jump out of their seats. A fan in the front row holds up a sign reading: "Joey Styles says 'OH, MY GOD!'" Black, the cagey veteran that he is, stays on the offensive, kicking Hell Mel in the mid-section as he rises back to his feet. Dan grabs Mel in a 3/4 facelock, but he's shot into the ropes. Black hits the ropes hard... * WHAM * ...and he's hit just as hard across the back by a chairshot from Leon Rodez. Leon slides the chair into the ring and jumps on the ring apron. He steps through the ropes just as Dan Black stumbles back towards Hell Mel, who takes him around the world with a TILT-A-WHIRL ROCK BOTTOM onto the chair! Leon takes a look at Dan and then the crowd, pointing to himself, as if he's asking "Did I do that?" The crowd pops for Rodez' antics. Mel jumps back to his feet, excited about what he just accomplished, not knowing what awaits behind him. He turns around and sees Leon staring at him. Rodez tilts his head sideways and smiles. Mel waves...and eats a standing dropkick! Scotty Static sneaks up behind Rodez and spins him around, leveling the New-Age Love Machine with a chairshot. He unfolds the chair and taunts his opponents and the crowd by taking a seat while the match is still in progress. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Uh, that isn't going to get it done, young man. COACH It might not get it done, but admit it, guys, it's beautiful to watch. COLE What is? COACH The showmanship! CABOOSE Brownie points? COACH Oh, you know it is, baby. Static gets up from the chair, folds it up and threatens to hit those who boo him. Though the crowd noise is loud, he feels the mat rumbling. He whips around. A pissed off preppy known as the "Franchise" of the OAOAST, Zack Malibu charging full steam ahead. He kicks his leg up in the air, perhaps too soon, as Scotty steps aside, Zack's momentum taking him to the corner, where his leg gets caught between the rungs of the ladder. The crowd watches in horror as Zack struggles to free his leg. Static repeatedly bashes the chair across the back. Now joined by Johhny Jax, the GPX pumpel Malibu in the corner. They both climb to the second rope and hook Zack from behind, using their free arms to the ladder back with them. DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! COLE Not only did Zack hit the canvas hard, but the weight of the ladder fell down on top of him! CABOOSE And his leg is still trapped in the ladder. The GPX may have just taken out the face of the OAOAST. COLE What a crushing blow that would deal to the company at a time we're coming under attack. The GPX lift the ladder up, which also picks up Zack because his leg is caught in the rungs. Zack hangs upside down, helpless as the GPX stomp him. Then, from seemingly out of the blue, Dan Black nails Malibu with a DIVING HEADBUTT! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" With their heads butting, Zack plunges down to the canvas, also bringing down the ladder...on both men! The GPX capitalize on taking out two of their 6 opponents, freeing Zack's leg and slamming the ladder down on both he and Dan. Scotty and Johnny pick up a woozy Dan Black, kick him in the gut and apply a double front facelock. As they're about ready to hit a double-team DDT, Tony Brannigan takes the GPX out with a DIVING CLOTHESLINE off the top. He pops back to his feet and gives us all the HIP SWIVEL~! "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" Unaccustomed to the cheers of the crowd, Brannigan flicks the sweat on his forehead at the hands, getting the crowd back against him. The crowd show their appreciation, cheering as Tony Brannigan is knocked off his feet with double missle dropkicks from the Sk8ter Boiz! Dan Black avenges his partner, kicking Hell Mel in the gut and setting him up for a Northern Lites Suplex. The Marv comes to his brother's aid, but Dan catches him coming in with a kick to the mid-section. DOUBLE NORTHERN LI-- No, the Boiz counter and spike Black head-first into the mat with a DOUBLE-TEAM DDT! "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" COLE Dan Black nearly pulled off a helluva feat if he would've been able to Northern Lites suplex both the World Tag Team Champions. COACH If anybody deserved to be dropped on their heads -- besides you, M.C. -- it's the World Tag Team Champions. With everybody else down, the champs seize the moment. The Boiz pick up the ladder and jam it into Zack Malibu's gut, then Leon's, shoving him out of the ring with their foot afterwards. They uses the ladder to clothesline the GPX out of the ring before setting it up. The Marv holds the ladder up for Mel, staying on guard. The crowd rise to their feet as no one is there to present a challenge. COACH Oh, please don't tell me the Boiz' luck is gonna continue. I could've sworn it was just about up. These guys are always in the right place at the right time. COLE Haven't you ever heard of "good things happen to those who wait"? Overanxious, Marv slips, but quickly regains his footing. Out on the apron, behind Marv is Leon Rodez. The crowd pops as he pulls himself onto the apron springboards to the top rope, knocking Marv off the ladder with a flying shoulder tackle. The Marv falls onto the chair used earlier by Scotty. Rodez and Mel rush to be the first to grab the chair lying in the chair. Leon uses his experience to sucker Mel in and sweep him off his feet. He grabs the chair and... * BOOM * ...crushes it over Mel's skull. Tony Brannigan clotheslines Rodez from behind. Brannigan whips him to the ropes. Reversed back elbow. He picks Leon up and fires him back to the ropes. OUT OF-- No, Leon is able to free himself from Tony's clutches with rabbit punches to the back of the head. Tony blocks his kick, catching the leg on its way toward him. Tony mockingly blows Rodez a kiss, which he swats away. He then flips Brannigan over with an enzurigi. Brannigan rolls to the ropes and uses them to pull himself up. Leon lunges towards Tony and clotheslines him out of the ring to the floor, going over him with but skins the cat to bring himself back in. He turns around and gets nailed with the AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL (Inverted Stunner) sponsered by The Marv. The Marv ascends back the ladder. Johnny Jax comes from the blindside and low blows Marv. He yanks Marv down, and along with Scotty scoope him for a double-team back suplex, but The Marv floats over and drives the GPX into the ropes. Scotty and Johnny hold onto the top rope, The Marv's momentum sending him rolling back. As their mommy would of liked, the Nerdlys a.k.a. Sk8er Boiz work together and send the GPX falling through the ropes to the arena floor with the classic double dropkick. The Boiz hit the far side and wipe the GPX out with a pair of PLANCHAS. The Marv rushes back inside the ring, joined shortly thereafter by Hell Mel. The taller Boiz, Marv, is the one who climbs up the ladder. Hell Mel doing the honor of keeping the ladder still. Leon Rodez spins Mel around and spikes him into the mat with a DDT. Mel rolls out of the ring to recover. The Marv looks down and loses his balance, allowing Leon to pull him down by the tights and waistlock him from behind. Marv tries freeing himself with back elbows, but Rodez bends Marv backwards following a hard forearm shot to the lower back. Inverted front facelock into an inverted suplex and finally into a Stunner, which Leon Rodez calls STREET SMARTS! On the right hand corner of the screen, near the turnbuckle, Tony Brannigan grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the apron. Rodez has two options. One: go for the belts and risk being caught in a "bad way," as Dusty Rhodes would say. Or take Brannigan out, then go for the gold. With Zack just about ready to get physical, it makes the decision easier. He charges the corner, leaps onto the middle turnbuckle, grabs Tony's head and puts him through the table on the outside with a TORNADO DDT! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" COLE It looks like a car wreck out here. I know, that's cliche. But it's the truth, fans. Guys are giving up their bodies for the richest prize in tag team wrestling. CABOOSE Unlike other promotions, we actually have tag teams. So many, in fact, we can't always put them on TV. Every tag team that wants to be somebody in this sport comes knocking at the OAOAST's door. Tony and Leon remain down outside, with what's left of the table. In the ring, Zack crawls to the ladder. Still weakened from the crushing blow earlier in the match, he grabs the bottom rung and slowly pulls himself up. Zack begins trembling as the roar from the crowd sends his adrenaline into overdrive. He positions the ladder to his liking, taking a quick glance at what could be his and Leon's in mere moments -- the World Tag Team Championship. The fans hoot and holler as Zack carefully climbs the ladder, not wanting to get his leg caught in the ladder again. Zack reaches up and... "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" ...grabs possession of both belts for a brief second! The crowd was ready to explode, but Zack was unable to hold onto the titles. He steps up another rung, but he's now joined by Dan Black. The two engage in a chop fest. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The sound of fleshing meeting fleshing cackling throughout the arena. Zack rams Dan's head into the top rung. Again, again, and again. But Dan continues to fight back. He drives the top of his head into Zack's jaw, stunning the "Franchise" momentarily. Malibu blocks a right and drapes Dan over the ladder, applying the CALIFORNIA DREAM (Dragon Sleeper)! "YEEEEAAAAHHHH!" COLE What a sight. Zack Malibu has Dan Black contorted over the ladder in the California Dream. You'll only see this type of action in the OAOAST, much like you'll be seeing Sunday night, September 25th from Fenway Park live on pay-per-view. Dirty Deeds. The only way to join us is from the comfort of your own home. So call your local cable or satellite provider to order Dirty Deeds now. Nowhere to go, Dan hammers the top of Malibu's head with closed fists. He sticks the fingers in the eyes and blinds Zack. Knowing he has his opponent in trouble, Black unleashes a barage of vicious-looking headbutts, opening up a cut above his eyebrow. The crowd gasp as Zack loses his position and dangles from the ladder. "MAL-I-BU!" "MAL-I-BU!" "MAL-I-BU!" The chants for Zack fires Dan up, who pounds Malibu with right hands. Black measures up and connects with a punch right between the eyes, knocking Zack off the ladder. "AWWWWWWW!" Disappointed their favorite has gone down, the crowd heckles the "Ice Heart" in an attempt to rattle the multi-time World tag team champion. It may not be the fans who prevent Black from grabbing the belts, but rather himself. Dan rests his head on the rung, a bit woozy from the headbutts thrown. He shakes off the cobwebs and swipes his thumb across his throat. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" With Dan ever closer to the gold, Zack rises back to his feet and leaps halfway up the ladder in a single bound, drilling Black with a stiff forearm shot to the face. Black falls off, landing throat-first across the top rope. He ricochets off the ropes and smacks back-first into the ladder just as Zack had grabbed both belts, causing him to let go and hold onto tightly to the ladder. Zack lunges over the top of the ladder and shoves Black out of the ring, joining the other competitors down on the outside. Unbeknownst to Zack, who's making another push to bring home the gold, Johnny Jax is setting up a table behind him. Zack once again makes contact with the belts, but Jax hammers him with a chairshot to the back. Malibu slumps over the ladder, gritting his teeth, squinting his eyes, as he holds his lower back. * BOOM * A gut-wrenching thud rings through the sold out arena following another chairshot, this time to the head courtesy of one Scotty Static. Jax postions himself between Zack's legs and POWERBOMBS him through a table, turning him over into a BOSTON CRAB, while Static positions a chair flat on its back and finishes up the CHAIN LETTER with a Pedigree-like variation onto the chair! "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The GPX kick Zack out of the ring. Scotty SPITTING on him for good measure. Jax sets the ladder up. The boys from Hotlanta and the 313 respectively hold their arms up in victory as they arrogantly climb up the ladder. There, at the top, they each grab a belt, flipping off the hostile crowd with their free hand. COLE Of all the teams, the cry babies are gonna win the damn thing. Damn them! CABOOSE To hell? The GPX begin to unstrap the belts, but the World tag team champions aren't going to lose their titles without a fight. They shove the ladder down. Scotty Static flies out of the ring onto the arena floor, while Johnny Jax falls throat-first on the top rope. He bounces back into the grip of the Boiz. WALK THE DOG (back suplex flapjack)! COACH No, no, no! Don't tell me we're at that time of the match where the Boiz pull out the lucky win. COLE Some guys have all the luck in the world. Folks, we've got to take our last commercial break! Will the tag team champs pull it out once more? Stay with us! WHOOOOOOOOOOSSHHHHHH~! No commercials, whee!!! COLE Folks, welcome back to our main event, and the Sk8r Boiz are MOMENTS AWAY from victory! The Boiz are just inches away from retaining their titles. Tony Brannigan returns to the ring and low blows Hell Mel. He and The Marv then slug it out. Brannigan misses a clothesline. The Marv uses the middle rope as a springboard and knocks Tony off his feet with a leg lariat. He goes up to the top and nails Brannigan with a top rope hurancanrana. Groggy, Brannigan rises back to his feet and sees Marv charging. He propels Marv in the air, who lands on the top turnbuckle and surprises Tony with a moonsault. Followed by a standing moonsault. He goes to the corner, his back facing Brannigan and climbs to the top. He takes one last check back before... COLE Oh, no! ...falling back with a REVERSE DIVING HEADBUTT...and hitting nothing but steel as Tony grabs a nearby chair and holds it up! COLE The Marv writhing in pain. He may have busted himself open in the back of his head. He was going for the Rock n' Fakie, that reverse diving headbutt of his, but he didn't have Tony worn down enough -- as odd as it sounds considering the hell these 8 men have been through. CABOOSE High-risk, high reward. Unfortunately for Marv, there was no reward. COACH You know, as much as I hate the Boiz, I gotta give them credit. They were scared as hell last week when they found out about tonight's match. But they've come out fighting. COLE The list of teams the brother combination out of Canadian has beaten is unbelievable. The New New Midnight Express, Hell's Hitmen, the Sooner Bruisers, C.S.I., The Original Elite. They were completely mis-matched against all those teams, but they used their heart and will to win to edge them out. If they win here tonight, they may go down as the greatest tag team in OAOAST history. You don't defeat teams of those caliber by luck. Tony PRESSES Marv overhead and searches for a spot to dump him. He settles on the arena floor! His back facing the hard camera, Tony extends his arms up in the air and clenches his buttocks. Women all over the building fainting. Brannigan places a ladder in the corner, a table in another. He picks Hell Mel up and throws him into the ladder. Or so he thinks. Mel is able to keep himself from slamming into the ladder. He waits for his cue, choosing to surprise Tony when he least expects it. And is he ever. Tony's eyes widen as he sees Mel face to face with him. Thumb to the eye! Mel slams Tony face-first onto the top rung, in hopes he'd fall. He doesn't; he just slips, but quickly regains his footing. With Mel on the verge of grabbing the belts, his fingers grazing the gold, Tony acts out of desperation and uses his reach advantage to punch Hell Mel below the waist through the rungs. Hell Mel doubles over, Brannigan climbs up a couple of rungs and front facelocks Mel, swinging him over. RUDE AWAKENING off the ladder! Both men's bodies jumping off the mat after impact. "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" CABOOSE I may not like him, and I know he doesn't like me, but I must give credit where credit is due. He could of easily shoved Mel off the ladder following the low blow and gone for the belts, but with Hell Mel on top with him, he didn't want to take the chance of making a play for the belts only to have something happen and leave Mel in a position to win. Smart move, in my opinion. And when you're a two-time World Heavyweight Champion, your opinion matters. After what seems like ages, Leon Rodez returns inside the ring. With everybody in sight down, he climbs the diagonally positioned ladder. He isn't the only one to return to the picture. So does Dan Black. "The Ice Heart" stuns Rodez with a clubbering shot to the back. He climbs onto the rungs and waistlocks Leon from behind. The crowd stand in anticipation. RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE LADDER IN THE CORNER! Rodez bounces off the ladder, and he's sent right back into it -- this time via an STO! Rodez falls to the canvas. Dan Black the recipient of cheers. "BLACK!" "BLACK!" "BLACK!" Dan climbs the ladder. The returns keep on coming, and it isn't even Tax day. Johnny Jax and Dan Black are now fighting atop the ladder. Jax ducks a right, applies a full nelson and plants Black into the mat with a FULL NELSON SLAM OFF THE LADDER! COACH DAYUM~! COLE They aren't human. These 8 great competitors are going from mortals to immortals in front of our very eyes. Up the ladder goes Johnny Jax. He reaches the second to top rung and is greeted by a chairshot by Zack Malibu. Jax' leg gives out, getting caught between the rungs. He tries to free himself but Zack shoves him backwards. Now Johnny dangles from the ladder, much like Zack was earlier. "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" Along with a recovered Leon Rodez, Zack and Leon hit the ropes and dropkick Jax in the sternum. The two take turns punching an upside down Johnny Jax, to the liking of the crowd. Meanwhile, outside, the Boiz pull out a 20 FOOT LADDER from underneath the ring, drawing "ooh's" and "aah's" from the sold out St. Louis crowd. Zack and Leon try to dropkick the ladder into the Boiz, but Marv and Hell Mel throw the ladder up in the air, catch it, and drop it down on Malibu and Rodez after they miss their double dropkick. They jab the ladder into the mid-section of Jax before moving it and him aside in favor of the 20 ft. ladder. Tony Brannigan clothesline Hell Mel and shoves down the ladder. CABOOSE Uh, I think the Queen is calling. Good day, gentlemen. COACH Incoming! COLE Oh, my! Triple C take cover. The Marv falls off the ladder and onto the sofa that is Sofa Central. Papers sent flying. "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" Hell Mel grabs Tony and turns him around. He drills him with a couple of big right hands. Irish whip. Brannigan sent up high in the air. Back body drop. Mel picks Brannigan him and smashes him head-first into the top turnbuckle. He whips him to the corner across the ring, following him up, but is back dropped over the top rope. Mel manages to land on his feet and slams Tony to the mat by the hair. He springboards inside the ring and connects with a slingshot moonsault. Dan Black tries sneaking up on Mel, but he sees Black coming and takes him over with an armdrag. Yes, an armdrag. Black's chest chopped into ground meat. Mel shoots him to the ropes. Dan rolls under a leapfrog and absolutely destroys Hell Mel with a brutal TIGER SUPLEX through a table placed in the corner. Black with a cold, hard stare. Pleased with the damage done. Zack Malibu charges behind. He's caught with a powerslam. Rodez charges Black as well. Dan side-steps, waistlocking Rodez from the backside into a full nelson. Dragon suplex, followed by a German, followed by a-- Rodez wraps his leg around Dan's to prevent the "Ice Heart" from competing the Chimera Suplex Squence with the Tiger Suplex. He goes behind Dan, who responds with a back kick -- but Rodez saw it coming and leaps up, legscissors the body and applying a sleeper hold! It doesn't take Dan long to escape, however, as he runs to the corner and ducks his head, causing Rodez to break the sleeper when he hits the top turnbuckle head-first. Black sets up for a suplex of a kind, but Rodez floats over, spins Black around and... * JAB * * JAB * On the third jab attempt, Dan grabs the arm and takes Rodez down to the mat, trying to clamp on the Heart of Ice (Crippler Crossface), but Rodez uses his free arm to fight off the crossface. Black hammers him across the head with forearm shots until Rodez finally gives and is able to lock on the submission hold. CABOOSE We're back with you. Well, only I am. The other two losers are having their headsets fixed after Tony threw The Marv down onto our position. Obviously, you can only win this match by climbing the ladder and bringing down both belts, but what Dan is doing here is trying to isolate one of his opponents. Leon Rodez is the wildcard here. With the exception of Rodez, all the other men have faced each other in tag team competition. They know each others' strength's and weaknesses. Zack comes to his partner's aid, striking Black in the face with hard kicks, but Dan won't let go. He cranks back further, scream at Zack to "COME ON!" Zack walks away and picks one of the many ladders available. * BOOM * Malibu rams the top of the ladder into Dan's face. As you can imagine, Dan breaks the hold and rolls around in pain, checking to see if he still has his teeth in tact. Zack lies the ladder flat on its back and sets Black up for a butterfly suplex. We see blood gushing from the forehead of Dan Black where he took that brutal ladder shot. Just as Zack's set to take Black up in the air, he's caught off guard by the reappearance of Scotty Static, who springboards to the top and takes him down with a SHOOTING STAR LARIAT! Scotty frees Jax from the ladder. Johnny gets up, hobbling. He and Scotty scoope Zack back up, Johnny wrapping his right arm and leg around Zack's neck and left leg. Static hits the ropes hard and hammers Malibu square in the face with a YAKUZA KICK as Jax completes the Russian legsweep. The GPX pick up the 20 ft. ladder. When they turn around they are nailed by a Leon Rodez standing dropkick, trapping them under the ladder. Rodez grabs Hell Mel as he gets up from what's left of the table Dan Black put him through, and hip tosses the youngster onto the ladder and the GPX. Mel bounces off the ladder, clutching his back. The Marv, just now getting it back together after being thrown onto Sofa Central from the ring, comes off the top and BULLDOGS Rodez onto the ladder and the GPX. Leon rolls out of the ring. The Boiz maneuver around the chairs and broken pieces of table to grab another ladder, which they use to clothesline the GPX over the top rope. The Boiz quickly rush to setup the ladder. Once it is, The Marv goes for the gold. He'll have to go through Dan Black. The Marv and Black exchange blows as they climb up the rungs. They both reach the top and grab a belt at the same time. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!" * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!" The two continue chopping each other until Tony Brannigan whallops Hell Mel across the back with a chair, causing Mel to run into the ladder and knock it down. Marv and Dan immediately grab the cable wire and hold on for dear life. COLE They're--They're dangling in the air! If any one of these men falls it could be all over for them -- and their entire careers. Once the initial fear factor of being stranded in the air goes away, The Marv and Dan Black continue to chop the hell out of each other while holding onto the wire with one hand! The bloodied Black kicks Marv hard in the face. The Marv responds in kind, with two feet! Dan is sent back, still holding onto the ladder, and as he comes flying back towards Marv, he extends his leg out and drills Marv with another SUPERKICK! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" The Marv falls down, but Tony Brannigan is there to catch him in mid-air and POWERBOMBS him not once, but twice. Then, still holding onto the powerbomb, Tony lifts Marv back in the air and powerbombs him through the TABLE standing vertically in the corner! Dan Black, like the rest of us, is caught watching the action below. It allows Hell Mel to throw a chair up in the air, hitting Dan on the funny bone. Nothing funny about that, as he descends to the canvas. "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" CABOOSE If you've ever been hit in the funny bone, you know it's no laughing matter. The ladder is placed on its back mid-ring. Black T signal for 3-B, Black Body Bag. Brannigan whips Mel to the ropes and takes him up for the Out of Body Experience. He holds onto his grip, allowing Dan time to hit the ropes to finish off 3-B with the running Rock Bottom. * BOOM * Dan Black goes down courtesy of a chairshot from Zack Malibu! Tony hears the thud and turns around. * BOOM * Chairshot to the head. Malibu positions the stud on the ladder, and then goes up to the top rope. He sets for a moonsault, but... * CRACK * ...Zack has his head rammed through a chair following a vicious chairshot from Scotty Static. He crotches himself on the top turnbuckle, having lost his footing. Static clotheslines him to the canvas. Johnny Jax enters the ring and hits the ropes, baseball sliding Zack out of the ring onto two tables touching each other outside. Scotty grabs the 20 ft. ladder and sets it up outside, where Johnny is pumpeling Zack to ensure he stays on the table. Scotty climbs up the ladder, his back facing Zack. COLE Is he gonna do a moonsault off the ladder? COACH No way! I wanna see it. But no way! Scotty leaps backwards, flipping in mid-air, all while Leon hits Jax with a chair and pulls Zack out of harm's way just in the nick of time, as Static SWANTON BOMBS nothing but table! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" CABOOSE How do you call this? COLE I'll have sex with a woman if he manages to get up from that. Rodez and Malibu slide back in the ring, Black T meeting them as they come in. The crowd electric as some of the biggest and brightest names in the business slug it out. Black T rake the eyes and send Malibu and Rodez running to the ropes. The former tag team champions set too soon. Black T are caught with their pants down as Zack and Leon leapfrog over the top. Tony spins around and gets nailed with a dropkick by Rodez, while Zack hits the ropes and drills Black in the face with a running boot to the face. Otherwise known as a Yukza Kick. Dan rolls out of the ring, leaving his partner alone. Zack and Leon clothesline Brannigan over the top rope. Leon grabs Zack's left arm and fires him to the far side. Malibu dives over the top rope and crashes onto Black T outside with a flying cross bodyblock! Rodez starts climbing the ladder. The Marv comes back in and throws a chair into Leon's face. Marv climbs the other side of the ladder. * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rodez greets Marv with a knife-edge chop. The Marv begins firing wildly, overwhelming his opponent. Marv climbs to the top rung, and is knocked off by a forearm shot by Rodez. As Marv falls back, he scissors Rodez' head and takes him down with a HURANCANRANA! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" Marv yells at Rodez to get up, and then runs the ropes - onto get nailed with a chairshot from the floor! Tony Brannigan grins and slides into the ring, grabbing a hold of Marv, but here's Hell Mel now, stomping Tony's foot to make him release his brother! The tag champs grab Brannigan and spike him down with a double team Russian leg sweep. The Sk8r Boiz then step out onto the apron where they gather up another ladder. They look around, and see the GPX regrouping on the floor to their left, and just hurl the ladder at them! The GPX catch it~!...AND THEN HAVE IT DROPKICKED INTO THEM BY THE SK8R BOIZ! COLE Stereo springboard dropkicks into the ladder, and the GPX are down! COACH Maybe they should have given us a fourth man out here tonight to help us keep track of the action! CABOOSE They need to work on getting us a third man first. COACH Yeah. I mean, no! Both Scotty and Johnny are hurt, and Mel and Marv take the ladder and slide it back in the ring, setting it up right next to the already standing ladder. The Sk8r Boiz each race up a ladder, as the fans scream in support for the champions to retain, but suddenly Dan Black is climbing up the other side of one ladder! He reaches the top and cuts Mel's grab off, chopping him across the chest, then leans over and tries shoving Marv down! While Marv manages to keep his balance, the tactic was enough to prevent him from grabbing the belts, and now a former World Tag Team Champion is fighting off both of the current champs atop two uneasy ladders! Black tries fighting them off, but the Boiz start firing back to a huge pop, each man connecting with rapid fire punches simultaneously and wearing Dan Black out! Black starts to teeter, but the Boiz reach over and pull him from certain doom, sparing him the fall. With Black leaning over the middle of both ladders, the Boiz look at each other and each tuck one of their arms under Dan's... ...THEN USE A DOUBLE TEAM HIPTOSS FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER, LEAPING DOWN WITH DAN AS HE FALLS~! COLE Oh, MY~! CABOOSE They risked retaining the titles, but that move could put Dan Black on the shelf for the rest of the match! He's already been bleeding for some time now! Black bounces off the canvas, then rolls out under the bottom rope, taking himself away from the carnage in the ring. Meanwhile, out on the floor, Leon Rodez drags out a table from under the ring, and the wooden object gets as big a pop as any of the fan favorites have tonight while Leon unfolds the legs and props it up at ringside! Tony Brannigan, getting back to his feet, sees Rodez and slides out of the ring, nailing him with a baseball slide that knocks Leon onto the table! Leon is dazed, but comes out swinging, as Tony positions himself in front of him only to be greeted with a hard right hand! Rodez tries to slam Tony's head onto the table, but the former World Champion resists and then stuns Leon with a headbutt right between the eyes. Brannigan picks up his younger opponent and bodyslams him onto the table. Tony then jumps up onto the apron, and holds up his elbow! COLE He's going to elbow drop Leon through that table! CABOOSE Insightful as always, my friend. COACH Leon brings the table out, and now he's the one going through it. Irony at it's finest. COLE Been polishing up those skills, eh JC? Before Tony can dive, however, the GPX are up and on him, slamming him with forearms from inside the ring! Tony tries to fight both off, but the double team is too much to handle. Jax takes him by the head and runs him across the apron, smashing his head into the ringpost! Brannigan slumps over the corner, and Rodez rolls off the table and onto the apron, only for Scotty Static to put the boots to him! Rodez powers up to his feet and lunges over the ropes for Scotty, but Static grabs him by the head and brings his neck down onto the ropes, slingshotting Leon backwards and leaving him sprawled out on the table! GPX look at each other and their normal, confident smirks reappear, and Jax drags Tony away from the corner and sets him up leaning over the ropes. Meanwhile Static hits the far side and dives over the ropes, pulling Tony down with him and powerbombing him onto Leon Rodez and THROUGH THE TABLE!!! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" Johnny Jackson yells approval, but is just as quickly spun around and nailed with a punch to the jaw from Zack Malibu! Zack whips him off the ropes and spins Johnny over with an armdrag. Recovering quickly, Jackson charges in, and Zack plants him with an inverted atomic drop! Jax howls in pain, as Zack braces himself for a SCHOOL'S OUT...but Jax catches his foot and spins him around, right into the waiting arms of The Marv, who lifts him up across his shoulders while Mel leaps off the top rope, grabbing Zack's head on the way down and DDT'ing him off his partner's shoulders! COACH Wow, a super aggresive assault from the champs! COLE Well, they're in a tough spot and don't want to lose their titles! They know if they can retain here people will start taking them a lot more seriously. Malibu lays on his stomach, and a vicious stomping ensues, with both tag champs kicking the hell out of his exposed back! Johnny Jackson gets to his feet, still aching, and sneaks up behind the over-excited Boiz. He grabs their heads and bashes them together! As they stagger away, Johnny takes over with the stomps to Zack! Malibu quickly rolls aside, so JJ's last kick only hits air. With Jax unbalanced, Malibu sweeps his legs out from under him with a low kick. Zack then nails both Boiz with a stiff double lariat as he rises up, some measure of revenge for their furious assault. Momentarily free in the ring, Zack grabs one of the two ladders that are propped up in the ring, looking to do some damage with the metal tool. Malibu quickly folds the ladder up and puts it over his head, peeking his head through one of the spaces between rungs, and starts spinning around with the ladder sticking out horizontally across his shoulders! Marv, Mel and Jax all get blasted with the ladder as they come up to their feet, and as Scotty Static hops up on the apron, Zack takes the ladder off his shoulders and holds it in his hands, ramming the top step of it into the forehead of Scotty Static and knocking him down to the floor! COACH Man, look at Zack go. COLE I'm not sure how happy Zack is to have Leon Rodez as his partner, but it's certainly not affecting his will to win tonight! Malibu then drops the ladder on the canvas and moves towards the other ladder that is still set up...but as he starts climbing, Dan Black suddenly rushes over out of nowhere and tips the ladder, sending Zack falling down to the mat! The crowd lets Dan have it, but the "Ice Heart" pays no attention to the opinion of the fans, as he pulls the ladder back up to a standing position, locking it in place before he begins to climb. Black starts to make his way up the ladder, but Malibu is back up, and he yanks Dan down to the canvas...then simply darts up the steps of the ladder himself! Dan reaches up and snags Malibu's leg, yanking him back down to the canvas, and delivers a kick to the stomach, then goes for the BLACKOUT~!...but Zack pushes him forward towards the ropes, and catches him coming off with a snap powerslam! COLE Malibu and Black have had a war waging for months, ever since Black took out Zack's girlfriend Candie. Lately they've been on the same page somewhat, but it's all out the window tonight as they compete for the tag team championship! Malibu gets up, and hears his name called. He looks over to the floor, and Leon Rodez, clutching his ribs after having Tony powerbombed onto him, has set up a table on the floor. Malibu nods and picks Dan up, dragging him towards the ropes and readying him in a headscissors, but as Malibu lifts him for a powerbomb, Black slips out and lands on his feet, face to face with his foe! Black takes Zack by the head and drops his chin on the crown of his own head, rattling the prep with a jawbreaker before pulling him into a headscissors and lifting, racing across to the oppostie side of the ring with a running powerbomb... *KE - RAAASH!* ...AND DROPS HIM OVER THE ROPES ONTO A LADDER BEING HELD UP BY THE SK8R BOIZ!!!!! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" CABOOSE Yeeeeee-ouch! That was vicious! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" The Sk8r Boiz jump back in shock, as the ladder they each held by an end is now bent and broken thanks to Dan Black using a running powerbomb over the ropes to take Malibu out! Malibu lays on the ladder in agony, and the Sk8r Boiz look at each other and then slide into the ring! Dan Black is ready for them, and starts throwing punches to stagger both Mel and Marv, but the odds overcome him...until Tony climbs back into the ring and spins Marv around, spiking him into the canvas with an OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE~! Black then regains the advantage on Mel, and ultimately finishes him off with a BLACKOUT~!, then kicks him under the ropes and out of the ring, and the crowd is mixed with their feelings as Black T have disposed of the Sk8r Boiz! Rodez now gets up on the apron, and Brannigan sees him coming, but Leon nails a shoulderblock through the ropes, then reaches over and hooks Tony in a facelock, suplexing him over the ropes and through...NO! Dan Black runs over and pulls Tony down by the leg, sending him onto the apron rather than through the table! COLE Man, Black just saved his partner big-time! As he lands safely on the apron, Tony starts to exchange rapid rights with Rodez. Black tries to help his partner out, but has to keep his distance as he tries not to disrupt his partner. All this distracts Black, as suddenly the GPX have regrouped and are in the ring. Black doesn't see it coming and gets kneed hard in the kidneys by Static, who then picks Black up for a back suplex. Jackson comes over and hooks Black's head, The GPX driving Black down with an Inverted 3-D! Black rolls groggily from the ring, face caked with drying blood, as The GPX hurriedly pick up a ladder. Still Rodez and Brannigan brawl away. Unaware of The GPX suddenly charging them, slamming the ladder into the two of them simultaneously... *KE - RAAACCK!* ...AND SENDING THEM BOTH FLYING THROUGH THE TABLE!!! COLE Rodez and Tony, BOTH plummeting through the wood. And now, only The Global Party Exchange are left standing! CABOOSE And they've got the ladder right there in their hands! Static hurriedly directs traffic, The GPX setting up the ladder in the centre of the ring and climbing up either side! The crowd are booing wildly already as all hope seems to be gone, with all six opponents laid out around the ring. Static is halfway up and looks up at the belts wide-eyed. Before suddenly, the ladder starts to teeter! COLE Wait...it's Marv!! The ladder topples and shock fills the faces of The Global Party Exchange, as they fall, fall, fall...and Static lands throat first across the top rope!! But somehow, Jax lands on his feet! Little does Marv know this though. He turns around and fires up the crowd after his save, celebrating prematurely as he turns around and gets booted in the gut. Applying a pumphandle, Jax then lifts Marv up and spikes him RIGHT ON HIS HEAD with the Beat Drop!!! Gasps fill the arena as Marv unfolds, lying face-down on the canvas. Jax pulls himself up, smirking widely as he looks down at the motionless Tag Champion and makes the "belt motion". Before he can get to the belt though, arms suddenly clamp around his waist and he gets thrown with a Dan Black German Suplex!! Jax unfolds now and it's Black who takes the time to taunt with the almighty "Hip Swivel~!", not realising that Hell Mel is climbing to the top rope behind him. Grabbing the ladder, Black pulls it towards him slightly before beginning his climb. As far as he's concerned, everyone else is down. He still doesn't know Hell Mel is up. Until that is Mel leaps off the top, plucking Black off the ladder with a flying neckbreaker!!! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE What a move by Mel! And everybody's down! CABOOSE I would say that this is like a car wreck...but how many cars have ladders and tables in them? All 8 men remain down, until finally Scotty Static staggers to his feet, to mass boos from the fans. Static looks around and seeing that everyone else is hurt begins to re-position the ladder under the title belts. He then begins his climb. Getting only a few rungs up, before Hell Mel begins to stir. Mel looks hurt though, having to stop for a moment and regather his thoughts. Just long enough for Johnny Jax to creep up behind him, hooking on a pumphandle and hitting the Beat Dro...NO! Mel floats over the back, landing behind Jax. Fall Forward Neckbreaker! Jax gets planted right on the back of his head! But still, Static is climbing. Mel looks to have used his last energy with the neckbreaker and Static is now halfway up. He stops all of a sudden though, watching in despair as both Rodez and Brannigan and dragging themselves up, side by side, on the ring apron. Static looks up and knows he can't make it in time, so jumps off the ladder towards Rodez and Brannigan. But they sidestep, Static dropping throat-first across the top rope for the second time in the match! Static flops, as Leon and Tony glance at eash other...before applying front facelocks on Static! They then lift, releasing Static at the apex and allowing him to fall over the top, crashing into the table wreckage at ringside!! COLE Double Suplex, released, to the floor!! Static lays amongst the wood and steel, while Rodez and Brannigan now enter the ring. And immediately realise it's time to fight, laying in with right hands! Tony gets the better of it and goes to the gut with a knee, setting for the Piledriver. Rodez backdrops out though. Up comes Tony, swinging...and missing with a clothesline! Hitting the ropes in front, Rodez dives forward and brings his near leg over Tony's chest, driving him down with a Leg Lariat, BashMan style! COLE Innovative move by Leon Rodez. CABOOSE He got Tony good with that one too. Clambering up, Rodez brushes past the standing ladder and picking the second, folded ladder up off the canvas. Hell Mel suddenly rushes him, but Rodez ducks. Mel hits the ropes in front and charges with intent. The instincts of Rodez holding up the ladder as a shield cause him to run straight into steel though! Mel staggers back, crashing out of the ring. Leaving Rodez waiting on Tony again. Pulling himself up by the ropes, Tony staggers backwards towards Rodez. Holding the ladder vertical, Rodez slams it against against Tony's back before placing it right behind him. The ladder leans against Tony's back, as Rodez reaches around and places both hands around Brannigan's chin...before leaping up, placing his knees into the ladder and bringing Tony CRASHING down across both 'it' and 'them'!! *CRAAACK!* "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH DAYYUM~! COLE Ladder Assisted Lungblower!?! I've NEVER seen that before in my life!! As Tony bounces off ladder and knees, he falls forward across the middle rope clutching his back in agony. Rodez quickly dumps him out of the ring, before turning to the stationary ladder and climbing up! The crowd are on their feet, as Rodez attempts to scale the ladder. But his knees are hurting from the Ladder Lungblower and he stops after just a couple of rungs. The support of the people wills him on though and he climbs on defiantly. On the outside, Dan Black has seen Rodez and tries to crawl into the ring. The Marv too has seen it. And despite his bad neck, he grabs another chair and slides in. Rodez has reached halfway, litle knowing what waits just inches below him. *CRACK!* I.e, a chairshot to the ribs from The Marv. Rodez stops, crouches, but doesn't fall from the ladder, much to Black's disgust. BLACK GIMME THAT CHAIR YOU PUSSY... *CRAAAAAAACK!!* "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Snatching the chair from The Marv, Black delivers a VIIILE~! chairshot that causes Rodez to lose grip of the ladder and crash to the canvas. An impressed Marv applauds Black's efforts. But suddenly, he has to dive out of the way as Black swings for his head. Ducking underneath the swing, The Marv hits the ropes and dropkicks the chair right back into Dan's face, knocking him for a loop! Black's momentum takes him right out of the ring, landing right beside...STEPHEN JOSEPH!?!?! COLE What the...HEY!! The fans are in shock as Stephen Joseph has sprinted to the ring and is now laying into Dan Black. Even The Marv in the ring is shocked. Joseph wails away on the already weakened Black, who tries to fight back with some bodyshots. But finds himself hurled into the steel barricade! Joseph then flips Black over into the crowd and follows out after him! Punches fly like crazy, as Black and Joseph brawl off out of sight, leaving the referees stationed at ringside in bemusement. COLE What the hell is this!?! Stephen Joseph is taking Dan Black out of this match! Damn it, this isn't right! Dan Black is fighting for everything he's got out there in the crowd, but he's supposed to be in the middle of a Tag Team Title Match! CABOOSE Right now, I'm not sure they're as important as getting his hands on Stephen Joseph. COLE It's chaos here...and Black and Joseph have brawled out of sight. That means Black T are a man down now! Tony Brannigan is flying solo for Black T in this match! COACH He's not the only one, Mickey. I don't think Zack has moved a muscle since that Powerbomb o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 .......out onto the ladder earlier. He's still laid out on that side of the ring. And he may not get up at all. As Joseph and Black go out of sight, The Marv finally comes back to his senses. There to meet him is Johnny Jax. Jax nails a series of right hands, before whipping Marv across the ring. Marv narrowly avoids the upright ladder, bouncing off the far ropes and connecting with a flying forearm! And a standing dropkick! A second dropkick! And a thir...NO! Jax brushes it away, elbowing Marv in the back of the head. Jax drops another elbow, before pulling up The Marv and backing him into the corner. A quick exit, Jax then grabs a steel chair and slides in, setting it up in front of Marv. Jax then jogs to the opposite corner and charges, looking to use the chair as a springboard...but he gets cut off but Hell Mel and a diving clothesline!! COLE The Champs are coming back here! Up staggers Jax, as the Sk8ter Boiz regroup. They each lift Jax with an arm and execute a double inverted atomic drop. Followed by a double clothesline! And The Boiz are on fire. Until it's put out, by Scotty Static... *CRACK!* *CRACK!* ...with a chairshot to the back for each Boi! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Static holds his back in pain as he drops the chair, helping Johnny Jax to his feet. The GPX then set about on a plan, as Static exits the ring and rummages underneath, leaving Jax to put the boots to the Boiz. Rolling back in, Static has a leather strap! And he puts it to use, whipping The Marv across the back! He then whips Hell Mel, again across the back. Both Sk8er Boiz groan in pain, as Jax picks up Hell Mel and whips him across the ring. Both GPX members take an end of the strap and look to use it as a clothesline on Mel as he comes back. Mel ducks underneath though, hitting opposite ropes. Again The GPX try to use the strap. But Hell Mel sacrficies himself, diving across the middle of the strap, causing it to fold in the middle and pull Static and Jax head-first into each other! Away they staggers, as both Boiz are up...STEREO SUPERKICKS!! Down go The GPX! Leaving just The Sk8er Boiz up and ready to retrieve their titles. But not for long, as Leon Rodez has recovered from the Black chairshot and stops Mel's climb, before jabbing Marv... ...jabbing Mel... ...jabbing Marv... ...jabbing Mel... ...jabbing Marv... ...blowing the kiss... *SMACK!* Enziguri to Hell Mel! *SMACK!* Backbrain Wheelkick to The Marv!! COACH MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT, YO~!, TIMES TWO!! With the champs, and all of the challengers (including his own partner) down and scattered about the ringside area, Leon readies the ladder for climbing, but takes a moment to catch his breath. He's barely up the ladder, his foot just resting on the second step, when ANOTHER ladder is slid into the ring by the former World Champion Brannigan! Aching, sore, and flying solo, Brannigan sets up the ladder next to Rodez's and starts climbing as well, running up his ladder right alongside Leon! COLE The chase for the championships is on! Who will get their first! Though Rodez had a head start, he's a bit more worn from having dealt with both the Sk8r Boiz just moments ago. Tony moves up the ladder as fast as he can, and reaches the same point as Rodez, just as Leon is extending his arm up trying to grab one of the belts! Tony fires an elbow into Leon's ribs, causing him to wince and pull his arm back, but Leon takes his left arm and swats it at Tony, cracking him across the chest with a chop! Tony holds onto the top of the ladder, making sure he doesn't lose his footing, then takes his leg and kicks the side of Leon's ladder...AND THE LADDER GOES TOPPLING OVER...WAIT! AS THE LADDER FALLS, LEON KICKS OFF THE TOP ROPE, PUSHING THE LADDER BACK TO A STANDING POSITION! Tony barely notices, as he's reaching up for the belts, and when Leon returns to his former position, he kicks Tony's ladder...BUT WHEN TONY FALLS, HE DOES THE SAME THING LEON DID! The crowd is going WILD, as both ladders are back to their original standing position, and the two men continue to duel atop them! CABOOSE Look at the intensity, the effort...neither man will back down! COLE These two especially have something to prove. Brannigan's trying to get the win single-handedly, while Rodez feels he owes it to Malibu and the other Originals to show them he's standing beside them during this Civil War! Rights. Lefts. Chops. Punches. Forearms. The war continues atop the two metal structures, as Brannigan and Rodez nail each other stiffly. In a last ditch effort to dispose of the nuisance, Brannigan kicks at the ladder Rodez stands on yet again, and pushes it away with his foot, sending it teetering over...but Leon leaps OFF the ladder, and throws his arm up, his hand wrapping around the support cable that the tag team belts are being hung from... LEON RODEZ IS HANGING IN MID-AIR! COLE Oh my God! He's almost 20 feet above the ring! The crowd shrieks and yells, their cheers mixed with shock and fright for Leon's safety. Tony reaches up, trying to pull the tag straps down while Leon clings to the cable for dear life, but every time Tony's hands are kicked away! Brannigan does his best to swat away Leon's kicks, as that's all Rodez can do. CABOOSE He's got to do something, ANYTHING to get down! COACH He can't let go though, it'd be suicide! Leon tries to get footing on the ladder, but as he does, Tony swats him away, not wanting him to save himself and thus ruin Black T's title chances. As Leon tries, Tony grabs his legs, holding him at bay before pulling Leon off the cable... ...AND DRIVING HIM FROM THE HEIGHTS ABOVE DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH A HIGH IMPACT OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE~!~!~!~!~! COACH WE NEED MEDICS! CABOOSE Medics? We need a spatula! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" COLE Both gravity AND Tony were against Leon on that one, but Tony's hurting too! Neither Tony nor Leon even flinch, as they are laid out, eyes closed and possibly unconscious. The cameras close in on the two, when suddenly they cut over to the Sk8r Boiz, who are at ringside propping a table up once again! Mel, holding his head, backs away while Marv unfolds the table legs and stands it up, but without any warning, Zack Malibu comes out of NOWHERE, running across the ring and diving through the ropes with a tope, overshooting the table and crashing into Marv! COLE I didn't even know he was still alive, let alone able to do that! Mel looks on in sheer shock, but then pounces, jumping on Malibu as soon as he gets up, but Zack simply takes him by the arm and whips him into the guardrail to get him off his back! On the side of the ring, both of the GPX are coming too, but Malibu springs up on the apron and races across it, leaping into the air and leveling them both with his patented APRON RUN DIVING CLOTHESLINE~! "MAL-I-BU!" "MAL-I-BU!" "MAL-I-BU!" CABOOSE Look at him go, boys. Malibu isn't about to give up the fight just yet! He might not be giving up, but he's certainly feeling the effects of the match, as Zack needs the apron to help him up, and he's visibly favoring his back, as he slowly stands up straight. He gets up and sees Mel running towards him, but Zack quickly spins his body around and throws his arm out, flooring the co-champ with a discus lariat on the floor! Malibu falls down facefirst but quickly pushes himself up and moves around the side of the ring, pulling Marv up from against the guardrail...but catching a low blow for his trouble! With Zack stunned, Marv shoves him onto the table, then pounds and chokes Malibu for several moments to keep him weakened! COLE Look at the desperation in Marv's arsenal! He wants to make sure he and Mel walk out of here with the OAOAST Tag Titles! CABOOSE It's a coup for whoever wins. If the Boiz retain, they can claim victory over three tag teams consisting of major stars. If Black T win, it's another tag reign to add to their resume, and it feeds into Dan Black's dreams of domination. If the GPX win, then Drek Stone and the rest of the Upstarts have even MORE motivation, and if Zack and Rodez can pull off the win, then it shows unity in the locker room despite the claims of Drek that there is none amidst the Originals and the newer generation of superstars! With Zack sprawled out on the table, Marv rolls into the ring and heads for the near corner, climbing up the ropes. The fans gasp, knowing that another table (and body) is about to be broken...but at the last second, Tony Brannigan, who dragged himself to his feet with the help of the ropes, collapses forward and shoves the legs of Marv off the turnbuckles and crotches him on the top rope! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" COLE Did he mean to do that? CABOOSE Whether he did or he didn't, it's good news for Zack! Tony remains on all fours, still trying to get a second wind after driving Leon Rodez from up high above down to the ring. Marv remains in the crotched position, eyes scrunched shut and his jaw dropped in agony, as Malibu rolls off the table and starts to climb into the ring...but is pulled back to the floor by Mel! Mel, weilding a chair, takes a mighty swing...but Zack ducks under it, and the chair smashes against the edge of the table! Mel turns around, and pulls the chair up, ready to use it...BUT HAS IT SUPERKICKED INTO HIS FACE~! SCHOOL'S OUT + STEEL CHAIR=KNOCKED OUT SK8R BOI~! COACH That's even better news for Zack! Malibu rests against the apron, while blood trickles from the nose and lip of Mel. Malibu then reaches down and pulls the out-cold superstar from off the floor and rolls him onto the table. Malibu then hops up on the apron and sees Marv slowly trying to rise up off the turnbuckles, but Zack steps up off the apron and starts climbing, reaching through Marv's legs and pulling him across his shoulders while he stands up on the middle rope. Zack looks down at Mel on the table, then out to the crowd, who do nothing but encourage the most heralded superstar in OAOAST history. Malibu then springs off the middle rope, The Marv draped across his shoulders, and he flips forward, hitting the SOMERSAULT FIREMAN'S CARRY FROM THE SECOND ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE AND HELL MEL~! CABOOSE He just put Marv through the table and his own partner! COLE Another amazing move in a night of many, but Zack Malibu took as much out of himself as he did the Sk8r Boiz! The three men lay motionless, although Malibu is only groggy after having both of the tag champs break his fall. In the ring, Rodez is still out of it, while Brannigan is pulling himself up with the help of the ropes, until he's cracked across the back with a chair from Scotty Static! Brannigan goes down in a heap yet again, and now Scotty waves Johnny Jax in the ring. The two look up, then start climbing the ladder, one on each side, as the crowd jeers loudly, not wanting the GPX to get the win. As they make it about halfway up the ladder, the crowd suddenly comes alive with cheers for...DAN BLACK~!??!?! COLE Black is back! CABOOSE Who would have thought he'd ever get this reaction again! Bloodied and bruised, Dan Black storms through the crowd, coming back from his brawl with Stephen Joseph to come back to the TLC Match! Black hops the rail and slides into the ring, and Jax quickly warns Static, then leaps down to cut Dan off...but Black has none of it! He blocks Johnny's punch, then starts wailing away before wrenching Johnny's arm and then pulling him towards him and tossing him overhead with a head and arm suplex! Jax rolls across the canvas, and the furious Black then turns and reaches up, snaring the boot of Scotty Static and pulling on it...but Scotty pulls away! Black leaps up and swats at the feet of Scotty, trying to stop his climb...and he knocks then through the rungs, and now Static is hanging upside down on the ladder! Black smiles through the blood and pain as he sees his foe dangling upside down, and he stands under the ladder and reaches through the rungs, pulling back on Scotty's head and choking him out! Static flails his arms as Black won't let go, and then all of a sudden WHAM~! ZACK MALIBU RUNS UNDER THE LADDER AND SPEARS DAN BLACK OUT OF HIS BOOTS~! COACH YO~! Black has the wind taken out of him, while Scotty manages to slip his foot free and lets himself fall down to the canvas. Malibu then starts to climb, but jumps out of the way at the right second, as Johnny Jax stands up, ladder in hand, and tries ramming it into the back of Zack's head...but Malibu sidesteps it and the ladder is sent through the rungs of the standing ladder! CABOOSE First we've got wrestlers stuck in the ladders, and now we've got ladders stuck in the ladders! With the ladder braced horizontally, one end resting on a ladder rung, the other on the top rope, Jax backs away and charges at Malibu, but Zack steps out of the way and lets him hit the ropes, catching him on the rebound and presses him up into the air, then releases as he himself falls onto his back, but tucks his knees...AND JOHNNY JAX COMES DOWN GUT FIRST ONTO BOTH OF ZACK'S KNEES~! COACH That'll take the wind out of your sail! Malibu gets up, but is caught by Static with a LOW BLOW~ right away, dropping him to his knees! With Malibu disposed of and his partner wounded, Scotty moves to the side of the ladder he can actually climb, and starts his way up, again with no one to stop him...UNTIL LEON RODEZ STARTS TO MOVE~! COLE Look, look! Rodez is coming to! Rodez, who has been down and out since taking the Out of Body Experience from high above the ring, is mobile! He looks up and sees Static climbing the ladder, looking for another GPX title reign to begin tonight, but Leon runs and hops up on the horizontal ladder pinned inside the rungs of the standing one, then pushes himself to his feet, and runs up the steps of the ladder and hooks Scotty's arm as he's reaching up for the belt, hiptossing him from his side of the ladder, up and over...AND DOWN ONTO THE LADDER EXPOSED BELOW~! COACH I think it's broken! CABOOSE The ladder or his back!? Static bounces off the ladder and lands with a sick thud, face first, on the canvas. Leon looks down at the carnage below him, then moves up a few more steps, reaching upwards to claim the biggest prize in tag team wrestling today... ...AND CLAIMS THE OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES~! WE HAVE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! COLE It's over! Leon Rodez has done it for his team! DING! DING! DING! CABOOSE Nevermind his team, Leon Rodez has made good on his promise to The Originals! Rodez climbs down slowly, then hops down, barely able to catch himself as he lands with his feet on the mat. Clutching both tag titles, Rodez raises them both up in the air, a look of relief and joy emblazoned across his face. He leans over, still trying to catch his breath, as a groggy Zack Malibu comes over and stands face to face with him. Rodez looks up and looks at the belt in his right hand, then hands it to Zack, drawing another HYOOGE pop from the crowd! The duo embraces, and then each man raises their belt up in the air, showing them off for the world to see! COLE No matter what team won the belts, they deserved it after this encounter, but I've got to say, I'm relieved it was this team right here! CABOOSE What a way to gain experience as a team, a match like this their first time out, and they win it all! At ringside, the Sk8r Boiz are just getting to their feet, helping each other up until a slew of OAOAST staff and officials hit the ringside area, giving assistance to everyone in the match. Marv and Mel do not look happy, as they try to brush off the assistance and get in the ring, but think better of it and instead curse under their breath that they lost their straps. In the ring, Rodez and Malibu pose for a few moments before exiting, and Brannigan and Black are tended to, as well as Jax and Static, all of whom are still spread out across the ring, along with the various chairs, ladders, and table shrapnel. Exhausted, Malibu and Rodez decide to head up the aisleway and to the dressing room, not saying a word as they walk to the dressing room, but once they get to the ramp, they stop and turn around, raising the belts up high one more time. Calvin Szechstein's TLC Match was a success. Surely a ratings bonanza. It was one of the most exciting matches in company history. New champions were crowned... ...and it's thrown more fuel on the fire that's raging between the Originals and the Upstarts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 GENE And finally, the match that was voted the 2005 PPV Match of the Year. Women's wrestling might not be as popular here in the United States as it is elsewhere, but at November Reign, the Women of the OAOAST put on a dandy. It's the Torneo Cibernetica. ******************************************** Originally aired: 11/27/05 COLE Before the match begins, let's go over the rules one more time... - Each team must decide a "batting order" in which they must tag in by. +For instance, #1 can only tag out to #2, #2 can only tag out to #3, etc. (for instance, Jenny Adams can only tag out to Cannon Kidd, Kidd to Confusia, etc.) +If a person is eliminated, their spot in the batting order is consolidated (ex.: if Cannon Kidd is eliminated, Adams can now only tag Confusia.) - You can be eliminated via pinfall, submission, or disqualification* *DQ = any regular American DQ, plus any form of piledriver being used is illegal - A physical tag AND simply leaving the ring will BOTH count as tag-outs - If one team is completely eliminated and the other team has more than one team member left, the team members must then wrestle amongst themselves, tagging out in batting order, until one is left standing. - There can only be ONE winner to this match - The winner will receive an OAOAST World Women's Title shot at anytime before December 31, 2005. If Ashley Street wins, she doesn't have to defend her belt at all until the beginning of 2006! COACH It looks like our bout is about ready to begin, let's go to the ring! Jenny Adams and "Floggin'" Molly Matthews step into the ring and shake hands, as Brodie Lewis and the Cannon Kidd climb to their respective corners, and the other combatants stay at ringside, looking on from the apron. ::BELL RINGS:: Molly and Jenny circle around mid-ring, trying to size one another up. They then quickly go into a Greco-Roman knucklelock. Molly overpowers Jenny briefly, then switches her grip to apply a hold known in Mexico as "handcuffs", which is a double wristlock out in front of the opponent. Molly then drops the left arm and goes into a single-arm wristlock to apply more pressure on one central area. That only gives Jenny the opportunity to roll forward and un-twist her arm, then leap onto Molly's shoulders in an electric chair position. Jenny rolls forward with a victory roll, which she transitions right into a side headscissors on the mat. Molly gets to a front position, with her feet and rear pointing away from Jenny, then wraps her arms around Jenny's calves and turns on her back, rolling Jenny on her stomach. Molly quickly turns over again, pulling her head out in the process. Molly then rolls through to a jackknife pin... ONE! Jenny bridges up quickly, with her arms wrapped around Molly's stomach, and twists to a backslide attempt..but Molly pushes off of the mat with her feet and rolls over Jenny's back, then grabs both of her hands and brings her over with an armdrag! Both competitors come up, and Molly runs into an armdrag from Jenny! Both competitors are back up, and Jenny charges at Molly...bi paso by Molly, Jenny comes off of the ropes, goes for a flying headscissors, but Molly drops her back in a standing position to block the hold. Molly jumps up, but Jenny ducks her standing enziguri attempt, then walks forward, looking to go for a cradle move. However, Molly crawls backwards and away from Jenny. Adams turns around after stumbling over her own feet, as Molly is back on her own feet. Jenny runs forward and leaps up onto Molly, going for a hurricanrana. But, Molly tosses her off, with Jenny landing on her feet in front of Molly. Jenny brings Molly over with a Japanese armdrag, then rolls backwards into an armbar. Adams scoots her legs over to hook Molly's far arm behind her, then brings her over with an inverted crucifix... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Both competitors come to their feet, and are at a stand-off! The majority of the crowd stand up and pay respect to the fast-paced action! COLE What an opening minute to this bout! Adams and Matthews shake hands in mid-ring and then both tag out at the same time. Brodie Lewis and the Cannon Kidd come in...and Kidd tackles Lewis out of her boots! COACH Cannon Kidd has had months to build her hatred towards Brodie, and it's all coming out now! Kidd straddles the resident barroom brawler of the division and lets loose with a series of rapid-fire punches to the face! Kidd continues with these punches, left after right, left after right! The referee has to step in and physically yank the Kidd off of Brodie! Kidd and the referee get into an argument as he tries and hold her back from Brodie, giving Brodie enough time to get up, sneak in from behind, and ROCK Kidd from behind with a rabbit punch! Brodie grabs Kidd and whips her off to the ropes. Cannon Kidd comes off of the ropes and gets knocked right down with a big chop! Brodie goes to work with repeated stomps to the Kidd's head. Lewis pulls Kidd up by the hair, and recklessly tosses her into a neutral corner. Brodie then stiffs her in the face with a hard boot. COLE Unfortunately, here's where the realism sets in...the Kidd's VERY inexperienced, and Brodie Lewis is one of the most ridiculously tough human beings alive. Lewis pulls Cannon Kidd up to her feet and chops her HARD on the chest. Brodie dukes her in the face with a punch, then whips her to the other neutral corner. Brodie charges and connects with a big spear in the corner. Cannon comes stumbling out of the corner, and gets punched in the back of the head by Brodie, a blow that sends her down. Brodie pulls a groggy Kidd up and DDT's her back down. Brodie gets up and hits a falling headbutt strike to Kidd's face. Brodie then blatantly grabs the Kidd by the throat and chokes her on the mat, as the referee starts a count... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Brodie breaks! Brodie yanks the Kidd up by the hair again, with her thumb practically buried in the Kidd's eye, then grabs her by the throat with both hands and tosses her into Team Two's corner. Brodie walks over there to get in offense...and the Benefactor tags herself in! COLE What an opportunist! The Benefactor snuck herself in when she knew that the opponent would be beaten down too severe to fight back. The Benefactor grabs at the Kidd, but the Kidd finds something within her to roll away, leap, and tag out to another masked competitor, Confusia! Confusia jumps over the top rope and goes completely nuts, running around in circles in the ring and yelling all sorts of gibberish, as The Benefactor looks on, confused. COACH Yeah...I don't get it either. Benefactor carefully positions herself, and as Confusia keeps running, she runs into a kitchen sink knee to the gut by the Benefactor! The Benefactor whips Confusia to the ropes, and Confusia runs into a back elbow on her way back. The Benefactor runs and comes off of the ropes, then hits a Scorpio-style flipping legdrop. The Benefactor slowly gets up, almost in a very cocky manner, and grabs Confusia's foot, then rolls her backwards to her feet...but Confusia shows that she was wise enough to play possum, as she hooks the Benefactor's arm and sends her over with an armdrag! The Benefactor rolls up to her feet and charges at Confusia, but gets sent off to the ropes with a bi paso (side-step), and runs right into a tilt-a-whirl gutbuster! Confusia fully stands up, and is in ripe position to hit a Russian legsweep! Confusia float back into a lateral press... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Confusia turns the Benefactor over into a grounded front facelock. Confusia packs on more pressure by somehow finding a way to do a headstand while continuing to crank on Benefactor's head and neck. Benefactor kicks her feet in pain, as the hold continues to punish her. Finally, The Benefactor is able to wiggle her head loose and slowly squeezes backwards out of the hold. Benefactor intelligently snaps her fingers away from herself, distracting the dim-witted Confusia long enough so that Benefactor can pop onto her feet and dropkick Confusia in the face, knocking her down! COACH That was quite clever... The Benefactor pulls Confusia up to her feet and sends her off with an Irish whip. Confusia comes off of the ropes, and rolls through a hiptoss attempt lucha-style. Confusia runs at Benefactor, but Benefactor sends Confusia off to the ropes with a bi paso of her own. Confusia leaps up the ropes instead of bounces off of them, and backflips over Benefactor as Benefactor charges at her. Benefactor bounces off of the ropes as Confusia lands on her feet, and Confusia hits a Japanese armdrag with a backflip! COLE Confusia gets right back in the game! Confusia chooses not to hold on for an armbar and gets up, as Benefactor rises to her feet in a dizzy daze. Benefactor goes for Confusia's leg, but Confusia spins around with her leg over Benefactor's bent body, then rolls herself over Benefactor and brings her over with a schoolgirl.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benefactor immediately crawls away and tags out to Julie Sharcor, which leaves Confusia confused and causes her to tag out to Ashley Street. There's a buzz amongst the crowd, as "The Shark'" steps in to face her toughest opponent yet. Both competitors waste no time in sizing each other up, going right into an intense, almost sumo-like clinch/lock-up in mid-ring. Both wrestlers show off that they're very strong, but Street has no answer for Sharcor's size, as Julie ends up powering Ashley down to the mat with a judo-like legsweep. Shark goes into the guard position, but Street is savvy enough to grab Sharcor's knuckles to prevent any punching and maybe overpower her. Street then grabs a bodyscissors on Sharcor to maybe gain control. COACH Notice how, despite popular belief, being on the bottom half of a mount in a fight does not leave you defenseless. Street tightens her bodyscissors, leaving Sharcor with no other defense than to simply get up onto her feet, with Street still wrapped around her waist. Street grabs onto Julie's shoulders to try not to fall off, but Sharcor slams her down hard to the mat! Sharcor hooks Street's leg and turns her over into a half-crab, but Street is able to pull out and get to the ropes before Sharcor can fully apply it. Street re-adjusts her kneepad, as Sharcor basically stares a hole in Ashley. Street gets up, and the two competitors immediately collide in a big collar-and-elbow tie-up. Street is able to adjust that to apply a head-and-arm clutch (like the beginning of a flatliner/STO) on Sharcor, but Julie reverses with an over-hip judo throw. Street lands on her back, giving Sharcor the opening to apply a double-arm chicken wing on the mat. COLE I don't know whether to be surprised or not at how the rookie monster looks to be on the same level as the champ! Street slowly works her way up to her knees, with her arms still tied behind her back. But, Sharcor seems to know what Street is looking to go for, as she switches from the chicken wing to a single-arm reverse hammerlock, while pulling Street to a purely-vertical position. Sharcor immediately goes to hook Ashley's head, looking to convert to a cross-face chicken wing. But, Street finds a way to bend down and use her leverage to flip "The Shark" over her back! But, Sharcor keeps ahold of the arm and goes for a triangle armbar, as Ashley immediately locks her hands together to avoid it. Ashley realizes soon that she doesn't have the strength to fight the hold, so she simply leans down and turns it into a schoolgir variation... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COACH That's the first near-fall we've seen Julie Sharcor on the losing end of! Sharcor rolls back to her knees, as Ashley kneels right in front of her, shaking her finger "no" in a joking manner. Sharcor then begrudingly sticks her hand out, and Street shakes it. Sharcor walks back to her corner, disappointed, and tags in El Chica Generico. Generico leaps into the ring and begs Street to tag in Pantera Combatienta, which she does! COLE Here we go! Pantera walks into the ring calmly...then storms over and grabs Generico's hands quickly before she can do anything. Combatienta holds them out, almost like a Greco-Roman knucklelock, as she rolls onto her back, then bends her legs to position her calves behind Generico's armpits, which enables her to roll Generico into a sunset cradle... ONE! TWO! Generico rolls out! Generico rolls Combatienta backwards by her ankle, back onto her feet, then hooks her arms behind her to bring her down with a backslide... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Combatienta rolls out and immediately grabs a front facelock, pulling Generico up to her feet with it. Pantera switches her grip to that of a cravate, then swiftly and quickly snapmares Generico over. Pantera comes off of the ropes, grabs Pantera's legs on the way back, and goes for a folding press (aka Alligator Clutch, opponent folded in half at waist with all of your weight on their thighs), but the momentum of Pantera's charge allows Generico to roll all the way onto her stomach and crawl away. Generico looks over at Pantera and smirks, then grabs her hand, walks up the ropes, and leaps down, bringing Combatienta over with a flying headscissors into a grounded side headscissors. COACH I think I see what El Chica Generico is doing...instead of going balls-to-the-wall with brawling, she's trying to get under Pantera's skin by out-wrestling her and staying calm, as she knows that beating Pantera would hurt Pantera more than injuring her. COLE Also, I think a part of Generico wants to prove herself as a legitimate luchadore in the eyes of everyone out there. Combatienta kicks outward for a second, trying to escape in a panic, before calming down and bridging herself, then plants her hands on the mat and rolls backwards, to where she still is stuck in the headscissors, but is on her knees instead of her back. Pantera fakes an escape, then grabs the legs and rolls to her side for a form of a lateral press.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Generico still keeps her legs together, keeping Combatienta trapped in the headscissors. Pantera pounds the mat with her fists in frustration, then calms down and briefly does a headstand before popping her head out and landing on her knees, immediately grabbing Generico's legs so she can't move. Combatienta stands up and applies a cloverhold (wrap legs like a Texas Cloverleaf, but crank on knees instead of turning it over). Pantera cranks and twists on Generico's knees, trying to take out the flyer's top weapon. Generico finds an escape route, however, as she tries bridging with a headstand, then twists her body quickly to basically armdrag Pantera over with her legs! COACH El Chica Generico's proving the haters wrong, including the one she's wrestling! Pantera gets up, looking angry as sin while holding her back, and charges at Generico. Generico sends her off to the ropes with a bi paso. Combatienta comes off and gets lifted into a tilt-a-whirl manuever, but reverses it into an armdrag! Combatienta goes to one knee and sends Generico down with a legsweep as soon as she gets up, then comes off of the ropes. Generico rolls over onto her stomach for a dropdown, as Pantera leaps over her, then Combatienta comes off of the ropes again. Generico gets up just to get tornado-whipped off to the ropes by Pantera. Combatienta tries to lift Pantera for a tilt-a-whirl as she comes off of the ropes, but Generico reverses it into an awesome Deja Vu (double-rotation flying headscissors) that sends Combatienta sliding out of the ring! Pantera gets up in a daze on the floor, as Generico springboards to the top rope and hits an awesome corkscrew plancha into an armdrag on the floor! COLE That was awesome! While those two gather themselves on the outside, the next two in line, Valerie and Constance, cautiously enter the ring. Both competitors act VERY nervous, as the other wrestlers surrounding the ring pound the apron, causing the fans to clap their hands to the rhythm of that pounding. Valerie and Constance look around for an escape from having to wrestle one another, but can't find one. They finally shrug their shoulders and shake hands in mid-ring...then Constance slowly applies the loosest headlock you'll ever see, as Valerie feigns being hurt by it! Constance is seen laughing heavily, as the crowd boos loudly at the utter laziness. Valerie then "shoves" Constance off to the ropes, "causing" Constance to slowly walk to the ropes. Constance avoids actually bouncing off of the ropes, but comes back and lightly taps shoulders with Valerie, "shocked" to see that it didn't knock her down. COACH This is a ripoff! They both loudly say "Oh well!" and shrug their shoulders, then try to escape the ring. Constance is able to leave easily, but Valerie gets stopped at the apron by an angry Jenny Adams, who shoves her back into the ring! Adams enters the ring to replace Constance and start her team's batting order all over again, as Valerie scoots backwards, trying to beg off. Jenny looks around to the crowd, asking them if she should believe this. They loudly scream "NOOOO!". Valerie proves them right, going right to the eyes with an eyepoke from the thumb, then applying a headlock. CROWD BOOOOO! Valerie literally gets bored with the hold, so she goes right to a reverse hammerlock from behind. Adams is familiar with the situation however, and easily reverses with a go-behind into a reverse hammerlock of her own, to cheers from the crowd. Valerie reaches down for the legpull reversal, but can't get it, so she reverses with a drop toe hold, floated over to a front facelock, which she bridges with. Valerie cranks upward on Jenny's chin, as Adams screams loudly from the pain. But, she refuses to submit so easily. With blood rushing to her head quickly, Valerie rolls back from the bridged position into a regular front facelock. Valerie, again showing off her weakness (a short attention span), pulls Jenny up, while still keeping the front facelock on, then hooks her for a suplex, and spins her around into an inverted swinging neckbreaker! Valerie rolls right back onto her stomach, keeping the front facelock intact. COLE Say what you will, but Valerie's been like a shark with that grip on Jenny's head. Valerie continues to crank on the facelock, as the crowd starts to get behind Jenny... "JEN-NY!" "JEN-NY!" The crowd's chants help revive Adams, who slowly but surely starts to twist herself around, as Valerie, very animatedly, shakes her head in disapproval...and Jenny rolls to her side and reverses into a grounded reverse hammerlock! The crowd cheers, but Valerie gets to the ropes with her feet before they can get too excited. Adams breaks the hold immediately and gives Valerie room to breathe. Valerie takes all the time in the world to catch her composure. She keeps ahold of the ropes to make sure that Adams isn't legally allowed to attack her...but then sneak-attacks Adams with a headbutt to the gut! Valerie gets to her feet and applies another side headlock, but Adams is able to shoot Valerie off to the ropes before it can inflict too much punishment. Valerie comes off of the ropes, leaps over Adams's dropdown, then comes from the other end and ducks under Jenny's leapfrog. Valerie comes off of the first side again, as Adams rolls backwards for a monkey flip, but Valerie slows down, grabs Jenny's legs, lifts her in a wheelbarrow, and then tosses her up in the air, bringing her down with a brutal backbreaker! COACH Not nice! Valerie pulls Adams up by the hair quickly, avoiding threats from the referee, and delivers a stiff forearm to Jenny's back. Valerie hooks Jenny from the side and drops her hard with a snap side suplex, before turning her over and hitting an abrupt double stomp to her back. Valerie pulls Adams up again by the hair, and slaps her in the face, which draws the ire of the crowd. Valerie lifts Adams up and drops her across the knee with a side backbreaker, then lifts her up immediately and sends her down hard with a turnaround STO! Valerie goes for the cocky cover (neither leg hooked)... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Valerie looks to be VERY angry. She pulls Adams up with a front facelock, then drags her to her team's corner, where Valerie tags out to "Floggin'" Molly Matthews. Valerie yells at Molly to kick Jenny in the side as she holds her in a front facelock, but Molly refuses. Valerie walks to the outside of the ring, as Molly helps Jenny up. Molly and Jenny start to loudly converse... MOLLY "Tag out to the Kidd!" JENNY "No...I can keep going!" MOLLY "I just wanna wrestle someone fresh...." JENNY "No!" MOLLY "Suit yourself, but I ain't fighting you..." Molly then tags out to Brodie Lewis! Brodie tackles Molly to the ground, and both competitors trade STIFF punches to the face, reviving their brutal battle from the summer! These two go back and forth with the grounded punches, as Jenny's able to roll on top. This exchange gets so out of control that the referee, for the second time in the bout, has to seperate a fight with Brodie Lewis in it! He pulls Adams off of Brodie and holds her back, just long enough for Brodie to get up and nail a charging knee to Jenny's face! Adams goes down face-first, and Lewis nails her in the back of the head three times with right punches. Lewis pulls Adams up and goes after her neck with a DDT. Lewis goes right back to her primal instincts and strangles Adams with her bare hands once again! COLE This is barbaric! COACH Well, Brodie Lewis is pretty barbaric by nature! For some reason, Brodie lets go of the choke and pulls Adams up before the referee can initiate a count on the ground. Lewis then lets loose with a HARD chop to the chest. Brodie headbutts Jenny RIGHT in-between the eyes, then whips her off to the ropes. Brodie turns around, almost cockily, and doesn't see Jenny somehow walk up the ropes, backflip off of the top rope, and hit an incredible DDT! Adams immediately hops on Lewis and starts throwing punches again! COLE ...Yeah, I have no clue where Jenny gets this energy either. Adams pulls Brodie up to a bent positiion and starts wailing away with BRUTAL Kawada-style kicks to the face! One after one, each one harder than the last! After ten of them, Adams lets go, comes off of the ropes, and does a Red Star Press-style flip into a kick to the face! Adams goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Adams pulls her up with a front facelock, but Brodie fights it off with punches to the gut. Lewis tries an Irish whip, but Jenny plants her feet to the ground to block, then sends Brodie off to the ropes with one of her own. While Jenny positions for a back elbow, Brodie bounces off of the ropes and blind-tags the Benefactor! Lewis ducks the back elbow and slides out of the ring! Jenny turns around...right into a HYOOOOGE spear, the momentum of which flips the Benefactor over into a Northern Lights bridge... ONE! TWO! THREE! *********************** JENNY ADAMS (TEAM ONE) Eliminated By: Benefactor Eliminations: None Eliminated: 1st 5-6 ********************************* COLE Wow, of all of the people to be eliminated first... COACH Probably one of the top three favorites, and she's gone like THAT! Adams has to be pulled from the ring by a group of referees and taken to the locker room, as she tries attacking the Benefactor in an angry rage before being restrained. COLE Yeah, I don't blame her at ALL. The crowd is absolutely stunned at this development, but the match must go on. The Cannon Kidd enters the ring to face The Benefactor. Benefactor draws the young Kidd into a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Benefactor is able to easily transfer that to a headlock, and use that to take her over with a headlock takeover. Cannon Kidd panics in the hold, but is able to turn Benefactor on her shoulders for a pin... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benefactor rolls out and pulls the Kidd up in a clinch, then snapmares her over into a Dragon Sleeper. The Kidd gives away that, somehow, the hold isn't effecting her too badly, by bridging upward and trying an immediate escape, so The Benefactor plants her on the mat and goes for a lateral press... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benefactor pulls Kidd up in a clinch and tosses her to her team's corner, where she immediately tags in Julie Sharcor... COLE This is smart strategy: keep the rookie in and pounce on her with multiple wrestlers. "The Shark" immediately kicks The Kidd right in the kidneys. Sharcor pulls her from Benefactor and sends The Cannon Kidd right down to the mat with a waistlock takedown. Sharcor holds the Kidd's face down into the mat and applies a hammerlock. Sharcor then adjusts her positioning so she can hold down the arm with her knee, then throws palm strikes to the back of the Kidd's head while holding it down with her other hand. She switches to closed fists, and the referee forces her to break the hold, which she does. Sharcor gives the Kidd room for a clean break, which Kidd uses to quickly shake the cobwebs off and go for a dumb flying knee attack. Sharcor easily catches her smaller opponent in mid-air, and tosses her overhead with a suplex-type toss, right on her neck! COLE NOT GOOD! Sharcor looks like she's now pissed, as she quickly pulls The Cannon Kidd up and delivers a HARD snap powerbomb, keeps ahold of Kidd's leg, and turns it over into a stretch muffler (Brock-Lock)! The Kidd screeches in pain from the hold, reaching out for anything she can grab. Sharcor cranks on the Kidd's knee, but it's not enough to keep the Kidd from crawling to the ropes and getting a rope break. Sharcor backs up, but as the Kidd's pulling herself up with the ropes, Sharcor goes to charge at her to prevent a situation like last time...but the Kidd moves and Sharcor takes a dive to the outside! COACH Looks like speed and smarts overtook the beast! The Kidd looks down at the floor, shocked at what she's done! The crowd reacted heavily to it, as Sharcor simply looks up, with the reddest face you ever will see! The Kidd kind of smirks at her, then turns around...and walks right into a springboard armdrag from El Chica Generico that sends her to the outside! COLE What goes around comes around! COACH But what goes around wasn't as cool as what came around! Confusia bolts into the ring to replace her departed partner, and runs right into a bi paso! Confusia comes off of the ropes, walks under Generico's leapfrog, then leaps over the dropdown on the way back. Confusia then steps under a leapfrog, comes off of the ropes again, and leaps over a dropdown. Confusia comes off of the ropes again, runs under a leapfrog, and leaps over a drop-down on the way back. Confusia comes off of the ropes, steps under a leapfrog AGAIN, and leaps over a drop-down AGAIN on the way back. Confusia then stops dead in her tracks...and scratches her chin in confusion. She shrugs her shoulders and questions the referee in babble-speak, to which he shrugs as well. She then shoves Generico and converses with her... CONFUSIA Bah bah! Eddity boo-bah! Bah! Bah! Escargot Chevrolet TIto Santana! GENERICO Hmm...(scratches chin) (motions actions with her hands) Leap...drop, run-run. Leap...drop, run-run. CONFUSIA HUH? GENERICO Um...Senor Perfect Hennig....Jose Powers...El Dandy... CONFUSIA El Dandy? GENERICO EL DANDY! CONFUSIA (growls, then walks over and bites the stuffing out of a turnbuckle pad, THEN spits the padding in her mouth out on the mat and draws a line with her foot and flexes her biceps) GUN SHOW! BANG! BANG! GENERICO (covers her mouth laughing at Confusia) El Silly Goose! (slaps referee's chest, they both laugh) CONFUSIA (infuriated) Urgh-ugh-ugh ziddy uber boo-boo...MEGAPOWERS EXPLODE! GENERICO (puffs face out and points finger at Confusia) YOOOOOOU! (Hulks up for no reason) ...and all of this results in an armdrag from Generico! Both competitors bounce back up, and Generico does a standing leap into a hurricanrana cradle! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Both are up, and Generico gives Confusia a bi paso again. This time, Confusia is clever enough to bust out a handspring into a backwards thrust leap that ends up in a wheelbarrow victory roll variation... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Generico rolls it back into a cradle of her own, but repositions herself to where it's a prawn hold with a bridge... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Generico comes off of the ropes again, but gets caught in a waistlock go-behind by Confusia, straight into a state roll prawn hold... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Confusia then comes off of the ropes and leaps over a dropdown by Generico, then comes back and does a leaping roll over a low dropkick by Generico. Confusia leaps onto the second rope and goes for a quebrada (lionsault), but Generico avoids it. Confusia lands on her feet, but Generico comes off of the ropes behind her and nails a jumping heel kick! Generico goes for a lateral press... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Generico pulls Confusia up quickly and goes for an Irish whip. Confusia comes off of the ropes, as Generico bends down for a backdrop. Confusia sees this and tries to avoid it by jumping on Generico's back and going for a Code Red. But, Generico is able to flip her over forward into a powerbomb attempt...that Confusia reverses into a hurricanrana into a cradle! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Confusia immediately bolts off and comes off of the ropes, knowing Generico'll get back up quickly (which she does). Confusia goes for a Yakuza kick, but Generico reverses with a backsweep legtrip! Generico stands up and hits a great standing moonsault into a pin! ONE! TWO KICKOUT! Generico takes a quick breather on her knees, then pops up and yells "OLE!", to which the crowd responds with an "OLE!" of their own. Generico then tries to pull Confusia up, but gets a headbutt to the gut for her troubles. Confusia hooks Generico and lifts her for a vertical suplex...then drops her gut-first on her knee. Generico rolls onto her back. Confusia charges to the ropes, then does a handspring where she lands on her feet with a double stomp onto Generico's gut! COLE That'll make you lose your lunch in a hurry! Confusia gets up, runs and leaps onto the second rope, and hits a version of the Armani Shoe Exchange (lionsault twisted into senton), then goes for the cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Confusia gets frustrated and pulls Generico up with a front facelock, then drags her over to her corner and tags out to Ashley Street. Confusia passes off the front facelock to Street, then goes to the floor. Street quickly converts the front facelock to a snapmare, and goes into a grounded chinlock. Generico reaches out (literally) for fan support, which she gets in the form of clapping, which gives her the strength to slowly turn herself over. Generico from there is able to somehow bust out a headstand, the momentum of which she follows into falling on her BUTT, which allows her to escape the chinlock and go right into a headlock. COLE Definite change of pace between these two allies... Generico pulls Street up to a standing position with the headlock, but gets shoved off to the ropes. Generico comes off of the ropes and ducks a clothesline, then tries for a handspring elbow...which Street is able to reverse into a kneeling Blue Thunder Bomb! Street goes for a lateral press! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Street then pulls Generico up and delivers a side suplex that positions her closer to the other team's corner, then tags out to Pantera Combatienta. Pantera pulls Generico up immediately and sends her off to the ropes with an Irish whip. The worn-out Generico comes off of the ropes and runs into a backsweep legtrip, then Combatienta comes off of the adjacent ropes and hits a running back senton onto Generico's weakened stomach. Combatienta rolls Generico onto her back and applies an inverted version of the Cattle Mutilation where the giver is facing the opposite direction, placing her head in between Generico's shoulderblades and trying to stretch out Generico's mid-section. Generico struggles in the hold, as the crowd gets behind her.. "GEN-ER-I-CO!" *clap clap clap clap clap* "GEN-ER-I-CO!" Generico tries desperately to escape, but is unable to. But, she refuses to tap out to Pantera, the woman who embarrassed her on national TV. Finally, Combatienta gets frustrated and turns the hold over into a backslide of sorts... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera immediately grabs a front facelock, pulls Generico up, and grounds her again with a snapmare before wrapping on a behind headscissors (they're both facing the same way), then turning it over and moving her knees and thighs up and down to drive Generico's face into the canvas (ala Alex Shelley)! COACH Disrespectful AND dangerous! Pantera rolls that into an inverted victory roll cradle... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The crowd cheers, as Pantera pounds the mat in frustration. The Benefactor then tries to get into the ring, but the referee goes over to try and get her out. This proves to be a fake-out just to disract the referee, as Constance immediately slides into the ring, grabs El Chica Generico, and performs the Package Piledriver (an illegal move in this bout) on her! After spiking her on her skull, Constance tells Pantera to "make her tap out!" sarcastically. Constance slides out of the ring as the referee turns around and sees Pantera applying a triangle choke...Generico's out cold, so the referee starts the hand-drop test.. It's raised..and it FALLS! COLE NO! It's raised again...and it FALLS! COACH This is a pile of crap! It's raised a THIRD TIME...AND IT FALLS! ******************** EL CHICA GENERICO (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 2nd Eliminations: None Eliminated By: Pantera Combatienta 5-5 ************************** COLE Both teams are down one wrestler now, but it shouldn't be that way after this crap! Generico's completely unconcious, and needs to be helped to the back by officials. Valerie strolls into the ring, assuming that Pantera Combatienta and her are totally cool with one another after that scheme with her partner Constance. Valerie throws her hand out for a handshake, and Pantera shakes it... ..but then shakes her finger "no" and pulls Valerie in for an armdrag! Valerie rolls out of the ring and throws a fit at ringside to the fans' delight! COACH So wait...Pantera Combatienta is a total bitch when it comes to Generico, but otherwise is pretty cool? *scratches bald head* Molly Matthews runs into the ring to replace Valerie, and gets sent off with a bi paso to the ropes. Pantera tries a hiptoss, but Molly lands on her feet. Combatienta is able to reposition her arm and snapmare Matthews down to the mat. Combatienta then backs up and nails a quick twisting, falling headbutt. Pantera then goes through the motions of a figure-four-leglock...but with Molly's arms instead, forcing Molly to apply a choke on HERSELF. Combatienta sits down with it, and with her free leg, chooses to deliver Molly sitting bootscrapes. COLE The veteran of the mat wars is stretching out a young'un. Molly kicks the mat in pain, and the crowd gets behind her with clapping. This clapping intensifies to the point to where Molly is able to roll fully onto her stomach, and allowing her to easily pull her head out of this predicament. Molly then stands up and is able to pull her arms out, allowing her to go up and position Combatienta for a camel clutch...but then rolls both of them sideways...and again...and again...and again... and right into a Gedoh Clutch pin... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COACH That's commonly known in wrestling circles as the "Kiwi Roll", a move, believe it or not, popularized by the Funks in the 60's. Both competitors come up to their feet, and Pantera tries for a Shawn Capture (leap into a short-arm-scissors takeover), but Molly drives her down to the mat and goes into a schoolgirl.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Molly gets to her feet before Combatienta, and tries pulling her up...but gets an upward palm thrust to the jaw for her troubles. Pantera snapmares her over, and delivers a STIFF toe hick to Matthews' chest that keeps her completely horizontal. Combatienta does a standing turn and hits a standing moonsault into a pin.. ONE TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera pulls Molly up and snapmares her closer to Pantera's team's corner, then Pantera tags out to Constance, who pulls Molly up and gives her an Irish whip. Molly comes off of the ropes and runs right into a top elbow (ala Dusty Rhodes) by Constance. Constance comes off of the adjacent ropes and hits a big elbow drop, right into a cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance goes right into a chinlock. The referee checks Molly and isn't paying attention to Constance...so she puts her feet up on the ropes! The crowd boos, as she's doing this right underneath the ref's nose. Right when he's ready to look up, she drops her feet. The referee questions her about the shaking ropes and the fans' screams, but she shrugs it off. The referee goes back to checking Molly, so Constance does it again! The referee's unaware, but the fans are repeatedly screaming about it. The referee goes to look, but Constance drops her feet again before he can see. He shrugs it off this time, and goes back to checking Molly. Constance goes back and does it for a third time! This time, a fan yells something directly at her, and Constance takes offense to it. So, she gets into an argument with the fan. As these two argue, Constance doesn't notice that the referee's looking up and looking directly at her feet on the ropes...so he shoves them off and orders the hold to be broken! COLE Finally! Constance pulls Molly up slowly and grabs a waistlock. But, Molly quickly reverses with a go-behind into a waistlock, then charges Constance forward, trying to bounce off of the ropes for momentum for a state roll prawn hold...but Constance holds onto the ropes and goes nowhere, while Molly rolls backwards. Constance stands there and taunts the crowd by pointing at her brain...so Molly gets back up, grabs the waistlock, and rolls her back into a prawn hold.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Molly comes off of the ropes...but Constance kips up and drops Molly with a Sky High powerbomb on the way back! Constance chooses to pose instead of pin Molly after it, causing the crowd to boo again. Constance pulls Molly up, and sends her off with another Irish whip. Molly comes off of the ropes and runs right into a hard superkick to the jaw! Constance then swings herself around and drops an elbow drop, then covers Molly... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance angrily pulls Molly up with a front facelock and tags in the Cannon Kidd... COLE For the sake of her team, tagging in the Kidd might be a dumb move. The Kidd is not only inexperienced, but she's friends with Molly and will probably take it easy on her, making it really easy for their opponent-in-peril gameplan to go array. The Kidd grabs a headlock, but like predicted, Molly's able to easily escape and send the Kidd down to the mat with a front legsweep, then roll her into a Gedoh Clutch pin... ONE! TWO! THREE! ******************************** THE CANNON KIDD (TEAM ONE) Eliminated: 3rd Eliminated By: "Floggin'" Molly Matthews Eliminations: None 4-5 *********************************** COLE Out of nowhere... The Kidd pounds the mat in frustration, but respectfully gets right back up and shakes Matthews' hand. As the Kidd leaves to go to the back, Confusia comes from behind Molly and tries grabbing her for a side suplex. Molly turns around in shock and gets lifted onto Confusia's shoulders, then dropped with a Death Valley Driver! Confusia then runs off to the ropes, but does a semi-619 in the ropes before letting go and letting the momentum allow her to fly right back into the ring with an elbow drop on Molly! Confusia goes for the cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Confusia comes up on both knees and yells to the heavens in frustration. She pulls Molly up, and yells "UNCANNY ILLUSION HAMMER!" That's the name of her whirlybird into an Ace Crusher, which she then goes for. But, in mid-rotation, Molly slips out, leaps backwards, and makes the tag to Brodie Lewis! Brodie storms in and knocks Confusia down with a big right hook! Brodie pulls Confusia up, kicks her in the stomach, then powerbombs her right on top of her damn neck! Brodie reaches down without looking, grabbing the laces of Confusia's mask, and loosens them enough that Confusia is able to slip it off of her head and make it look like Brodie did it! Confusia covers up, though she still has a Glacier-style mouth-mask on, and the referee sees this...and he calls for a disqualification! ***************** BRODIE LEWIS (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 4rd Eliminated By: Confusia Eliminations: None 4-4 ********************** Lewis grabs the referee and throws him down! She grabs Confusia by the head and tosses her to the outside! Lewis goes nuts with repeated stomps to her back, then grabs any chair she can get her hands on, and tosses it onto the prone body of young Confusia! An entire crew of officials come out to break this incident up, as Lewis grabs a singular chair and repeatedly slams it down on Confusia! It takes all ten referees to finally get Lewis to the locker room, in all of her rage! COLE Talk about a poor sport! COACH Honestly...I think Brodie's just mad that she doesn't get to fight again until she goes out drinking at the pub later! Confusia lays outside the ring, left for dead, as Ashley Street and the Benefactor run at each other in the ring. Benefactor runs right into a clothesline, then pops back up and runs into a snap powerslam into a lateral press! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Ashley pulls the Benefactor up and sends her off with an Irish whip, but the Benefactor ducks a clothesline on the way back and is able to leap to connect with a STIFF step-up enziguri! Ashley stands there, dazed as hell from the hard blow to the skull. Benefactor comes off of the ropes and goes for what's referred to as the Southern Lights Spear (the move she used to beat Adams; a spear into a Northern Lights bridge), but Street sees it coming and hits Benefactor RIGHT in the face with her knee! Street then attempts a powerbomb, but the Benefactor lands on her feet to block it, then gets kicked in the knee by Street, which sends her down to one knee. That's perfect position for the Shining I Hate Your Face (Shining Kick to face), which Street goes for, but Benefactor ducks and slides out of the ring! COLE That was damn close! Julie Sharcor comes in, and Street charges at her with a running kick, which "The Shark" catches and reverses into a dragon screw legwhip, which she uses to go right into a standing legbar! Street doesn't have any nifty technical reversal...she just flat-out starts kicking Sharcor in the face with her other foot as hard as she can! Sharcor briefly lets go after being rocked by one of the kicks, but grabs back onto both legs, lifts Street, and drops her with a HARD lifting powerbomb, which she converts right into a high-angle Cloverleaf! Street immediately reaches out in pain, and the crowd gets behind her.. "ASH-LEY!" "ASH-LEY!" Street reaches out and slowly crawls towards the ropes...the crowd's volume increases...Ashley grabs forward...and gets a rope break! Street slowly pulls herself using the ropes after Sharcor breaks the hold, but gets sent to the outside after a BIG running kick to the side of her head by Sharcor! Pantera Combatienta springboards off of the top rope for her entrance into the ring, but gets swatted down with a lariat by Sharcor! Sharcor sends Pantera off of the ropes with an Irish whip, then sends her down with a big Yakuza kick! "The Shark" turns around, comes off of the ropes, and hits a big running kneedrop! Sharcor pulls Pantera up and gives her a snap butterfly suplex, then chains that into a snapping brainbuster, which then gets chained into a reverse Fisherman's side suplex (leg cradled inward on regular fisherman suplex)! Sharcor pulls up Pantera immediately and gives her a BRUTAL release German suplex! Pantera gets pulled up by "The Shark" and lifted to be dropped with a HARD powerbomb! She's lifted, and dropped with another...and another...and another...and another...and another...and another...and another...and another! Ten powerbombs in all! The referee starts a KO ten-count.. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! Pantera's knocked out cold! **************** PANTERA COMBATIENTA (TEAM ONE) Eliminated: 5th Eliminated by: Julie "The Shark" Sharcor Eliminations: El Chica Generico 3-4 ***************** COACH Serves her right, after the crap with Generico! Constance rushes into the ring...and pulls a knife out of her boot?!?! Either way, while the referee's rolling Pantera out of the ring, she tosses it at Sharcor, who catches it, and falls down, holding her side. The referee turns around, and believes he's seen a stabbing! He calls for the bell, and "The Shark" has been DQ'd! ******************* JULIE "THE SHARK" SHARCOR (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 6th Eliminated By: Constance Eliminations: Pantera Combatienta 3-3 ***************** COACH That was...different. Sharcor drops the knife, grabs the referee, and puts him in a rear naked choke! Within seconds, he's out cold, and the same ten refs who had to escort Brodie to the back have to pull Sharcor off of the referee. The referee has to be carried out and is replaced. Valerie comes in...and immediately tags out to avoid facing her partner. "Floggin'" Molly Matthews runs into the ring, but Constance kips up and DDT's Molly. Constance keeps ahold of the front facelock, pulls Molly up, and hits a front face suplex. Constancer pulls Molly up and sends her off to the ropes. Constance catches her on the way back with a knee to the gut into an abdominal stretch, but Molly reverses immediately with a hiptoss! Molly tries to tag out, but Constance grabs her ankle and trips her to block it. Constance keeps ahold of Molly as she gets up, then lifts Molly onto her shoulder for a Bulldog Powerslam...but sits down into a gutbuster, then goes for a cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance immediately goes into a grounded cobra clutch from there. Molly reaches out for crowd support, as they start clapping in rhythm in support of Matthews. Matthews slowly is able to pull herself up, as Constance tries holding her down but is unsuccessful. Molly can't elbow her way out of this one...so she leaps up, pushes off of the second rope, and tries for the Bret Hart pin counter to the clutch! But, Constance saw it coming and reverses with a cobra clutch suplex, dumping Molly RIGHT ON TOP OF HER HEAD! Constance, for some reason, chooses to leave the ring rather than go for the pin. Confusia is supposed to come in to replace Constance, but she's still out cold at ringside. The referee starts counting her out, as Molly is basically left for dead in mid-ring.. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! ..Confusia is on her knees.. FIVE! SIX! Confusia's crawled over to the apron... SEVEN! EIGHT.. ..Confusia's got one leg on the apron.. NINE! TE...Confusia's rolled back in! Confusia slowly pulls herself up, then tries pulling Molly up. But, Molly seemed to have been just playing possum for at least a couple of seconds, as she's able to pull Confusia right down into a small package... ONE! TWO! THREE! ************** CONFUSIA (TEAM ONE) Eliminated: 7th Eliminated By: "Floggin'" Molly Matthews Eliminations: Brodie Lewis 2-3 *************** Confusia's too physically beat-down to do anything about the loss, as she just slowly straggles to the locker room. Ashley Street comes into the ring and pulls Molly up for a headlock. Molly squezes her head out and tries for a schoolgirl roll-up.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The momentum of the kickout somehow sends Molly onto the second rope, looking like she's trying to hang on to stay in the ring...but before she fully gets back in, Street dives over to shove her out! COACH It looks like Street gave her friend a needed break! The Benefactor runs into the ring and tries to attack Street from behind, but Ashley turns around before Benefactor gets there! Benefactor drops down to her knees and begs for forgiveness. Street doesn't fall for it, and nearly kicks Benefactor's head into next weekend with a buzzsaw kick! Street then goes nuts with stomps all over Benefactor's body, as she tries to crawl out of the ring! Street finally simply pulls her back in, then up and sends her off with an Irish whip. Benefactor comes off of the ropes and runs right into a HIGH back body drop! Benefactor bounces off of the mat, holding her back. Street pulls her up, hooks a waistlock, and hits a big release German suplex! Benefactor's down on her knees, holding her back and still trying to beg off..and gets punted in the chest for her troubles! Street then positions her bending and lifts her for a running Lygerbomb! But, Benefactor slips out from behind. Street turns around and gets knocked down wihth a superkick. Benefactor takes a minute to breathe, then looks like she's trying to set up some sort of running move for when Street gets up. Out of nowhere... COLE Is that...? COACH Jenny Adams has re-appeared, and she's come out of the crowd! Adams leaps over the guardrail and trips Benefactor up before she can do anything! Benefactor comes back up on one knee as Street gets up, Street sees this and charges forward...SHINING I HATE YOUR FACE! Ashley goes for the cover... ONE! TWO! THREE! ************* BENEFACTOR (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 8th Eliminated By: Ashley Street Eliminations: Jenny Adams 2-2 **************** COACH That sends Team Two back down to a 3-2 advantage! Benefactor's basically out cold, and is rolled out of the ring as Adams is forced back to the locker room by security. Valerie comes into the ring and takes advantage of the moment, punting a downed Street in the stomach. Valerie lifts Street up at her side, and drops her with a side backbreaker, then keeps ahold of her and drops her with another. Valerie grabs Street's arm and head for a cobra clutch and drops her onto her knee back-first with it. Valerie then grounds Street and applies a bow-and-arrow surfboard. But, Street's not worn down nearly enough and is able to simply turn herself over onto Valerie for the cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Both come back up, and Valerie gives Street a knee to the gut. Valerie goes for a side suplex, but Street blocks. She goes for it again, and Street performs a standing switch into a waistlock, and drops Valerie on her head with another German suplex! Ashley crawls over to her corner and tags in Molly Matthews! Molly waits until Valerie is up, albeit in a daze. Molly charges at her, then gives her a flying headscissors! Valerie pops back up, and runs right into a jumping heel kick to the face. Valerie is pulled up to her feet, as Molly leaps onto the second rope, then jumps off and brings her down with a hurricanrana into a cover! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Molly pulls Valerie up and sends her into the corner with an Irish whip. Matthews charges at Valerie and goes for a monkey flip! But, Valerie catches the legs, flips Molly over, and nearly kicks her head off with a Yakuza Kick! Valerie goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! THREE! ******** FLOGGIN' MOLLY MATTHEWS (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 9th Eliminated By: Valerie Eliminations: Cannon Kidd ****************** COLE We're down to Valerie on Team Two versus Ashley Street and Constance on Team One! COACH I wouldn't call this situation a "handicap" for anyone other than Ashley Street, who I'm sure will somehow end up the victim of an Angels' conspiracy somehow. Constance comes back into the ring, the Angels slap hands, and Constance leaves the ring again. Ashley comes back in like a house of fire with repeated forearms to Valerie's face! Ashley then comes off of the ropes...but gets tripped up by her own "partner" Constance! Street turns around to yell at her, but Valerie attacks Ashley from behind with a forearm to the back of her head! Valerie then lifts Street up on her shoulders and goes for an airplane spin, with the crowd counting the rotations... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN! FIFTEEN! Valerie sits Street down...but Street gets right back up, showing no ill dizzy effects! Valerie charges at her with a kick, but Street catches it and sends her over with a dragon screw legwhip. Valerie comes up on one knee, and Ashley goes for the Shining I Hate Your Face, but Valerie ducks it! Valerie brings Street over with a schoolgirl with her feet on the ropes... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Valerie pulls Ashley up and tries for a powerbomb, but Street reverses with a bridging back body drop pin.. ONE! TWO! Valerie bridges upward and twists into a backslide... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Valerie comes up on one knee as Street rolls back...Street goes for a Shining I Hate Your Face out of nowhere, but Constance pulls her friend out of harm's way! They stall on the floor, arguing with fans...and don't see Street prepping up to dive on them, as she goes through the ropes and hits a tope suicida on both! The crowd roars! Street pulls Valerie back up and throws her into the ring. Street pulls her up, lift her, and drops her with a powerbomb to which she holds her on her shoulders afterwards.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Street turns Valerie over by the ankle, back onto her feet, and kicks her in the back of the knee, forcing her into a kneeling position...SHINING I HATE YOUR FACE! COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE! ****************** VALERIE (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 10th Eliminated By: Ashley Street Eliminations: Molly Matthews 2-0 ********************* COLE Well, this is it! "Teammates" now have to battle one another! Constance versus Street, and the winner wins the Cibernetica! Constance slowly and cautiously slides into the ring, then begs for forgiveness, which Street doesn't fall for. But, Constance headbutts her in the gut before she can do anything about it. Constance gets up, knees Street in the mid-section, and brings her over with a Northern Lights Suplex.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance gets up and hits a kneedrop to the kidneys. Constance then pulls Ashley up, lifts her on her shoulders, and does a Fit Finley Roll, then kips onto her feet, leaps to the second rope, and does a double foot stomp! She goes for the cover.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance pulls Ashley up and does a Rude Awakening neckbreaker, then pulls her right back up, hooks Ashley under her arm, and lifts her...T-Bone Brainbuster! Constance goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance pulls Ashley up and hooks her in a waistlock...bridging German suplex! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance pulls Ashley up again, as the fans chant.. "ASH-LEY!" "ASH-LEY!" Constance actually attempts to lift Street up for a Burning Hammer...she slowly but surely gets Street up, but Street is able to punch her way out of the move. Ashley then lifts Constance and drops her with a Burning Hammer of her own! Ashley goes for the cover... ONE! TWO! THR-KICKOUT! COACH That was a close one! As soon as Constance's shoulder came off of the mat, Ashley hooked it, along with Constance's head, and rolled her over into a cobra clutch choke with bodyscissors! The fans are chanting.. "TAP!" "TAP!" "TAP!" Constance is turning blue! She has her hand up, trying to reach for something.. COLE Could this be...? Constance is wiggling her fingers.. COACH It might be.. ...AND SHE TAPS! ************ CONSTANCE (TEAM ONE) Eliminated: 11th Eliminated by: Ashley Street Eliminations: Julie "The Shark" Sharcor *************** BUFFER Your winner of the Torneo Cibernetica...YOUR OAOAST Women's Champion of the WOOOOORLD! Ashley STREEEEEEEEEET! COLE What a victory! The Women's Champion just outlasted ELEVEN of the toughest women in the entire wrestling world, and came out the victor! Fans throw streamers in the ring to show respect to the champion, as they chant her name! "ASH-LEY!" "ASH-LEY!" The crowd is on their feet, as Ashley rolls out of the ring and is handed her belt by a ring attendant! More ring attendants rush down to check to see if Constance is still concious. Molly Matthews, the Cannon Kidd, El Chica Generico, & Jenny Adams all come out to congratulate their comrade COLE A job well-done by a young woman we are proud to have reigning as the top female wrestler alive today! ***************************** GENE That's it for us. Un Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
