alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 *Cut to Josh Matthews backstage.* JOSH Joining me at this time, the 2005 Wrestler of the Year, as well as the reigning two-time Heartland champion, Alfdogg! *Alf walks onto the screen as the crowd goes wild.* JOSH Alf, you heard the words of Brock Ausstin two weeks ago on this show, is there anything you'd like to say at this time in regards to that? ALF You know, Josh, I was sitting at home recuperating from that Christmas Deathmatch, and I hear Brock Ausstin running his mouth out in the ring, talking about having me right where he wanted me. And you know, over the past couple months, when he had five guys in a stable assisting him, he thought the same thing. But guess what? *Alf holds up the Heartland belt and the crowd cheers.* They were all wrong. Now, Brock, there's no doubt that you may be the most dangerous and upredictable superstar in this business today. But what makes you think that you can do yourself, what you and five of your buddies, or former buddies, couldn't? You can bet our paths will cross again Brock, and when they do, you can expect an all-out rumble the likes of which you've never seen in your life. *crowd cheers* JOSH And speaking of a Rumble, that of course brings us to January 29th and Anglepalooza, where the 30 top superstars in the world vie for a shot at the OAOAST World championship in the Lethal Rumble, you're one of those 30, Alf. ALF That's right, Josh. And you know that I'll go through whoever I have to to make sure that at AngleMania, it's going to be *points to self* the best Wrestler of 2005, vs the best of 2006. And Peter Knight, you finally did it on Sunday, way to go. Enjoy it while you can, because at AngleMania, it's all going to be gone again, when I walk out of Atlantic City the TWO-TIME OAOAST World heavyweight champion. *crowd cheers as Alf walks off.* JOSH That is, of course, assuming that PK still *has* the belt going into AngleMania. Let's go back out to ringside! COLE Thank you Josh... [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] by the Blues Brothers hits, and as the lyrics begin, JUMBO struts through the curtains in rhythm with the music! COLE ...and here comes Jumbo with a new look, Coach! COACH Well, we haven't seen the big guy or his friends Chris & Jay since Climax, but Jumbo is back right here tonight! Jumbo walks down the sides of the aisle, receiving high-fives from the fans, who suddenly have seemed to warm up to him. He then rolls into the ring. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! To my right, hailing from Chicago, Illinois, and weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Jumbo raises his arms to the crowd, who give him a warm reception. BUFFER [i]Already in the ring, from Wichita, Kansas, weighing in at 238 pounds...STANLEY KING!!![/i] *DING DING DING* COLE The crowd really seems to have welcomed Jumbo back with open arms here in Nashville, as he ties up with Stanley King from Wichita, Kansas! Jumbo throws King right back into his corner out of the tie-up, then laughs and struts across the ring as King smacks his hands down on the ring ropes. King complains to the referee about a hair-pull, drawing boos from the crowd. He then ties up with Jumbo again, and Jumbo grabs a side headlock. King grabs a handful of hair and pulls him back into the ropes, then whips him to the other side. Jumbo comes back with a full head of steam, however, and shoulder checks King, who rolls over backwards and rolls right out of the ring! COACH Well, young Stanley King letting his inexperience shine through, trying to match power with the big guy when he's got about a 200-pound weight disadvantage! King rolls back into the ring and circles Jumbo, backing into a corner. Jumbo lunges at King, who dodges and hits Jumbo with a dropkick, which staggers him. COACH That's what he got to do, he's got to use speed and try to wear the big guy down! However, a second dropkick attempt is simply brushed away, and Jumbo takes him down with a kneelift! Jumbo then measures King, and drops an elbow! Cover... 1.... 2........ Kickout! COLE Wow, credit to King right there, kicking out of that massive elbowdrop from Jumbo! Jumbo picks King up and backs him into a corner, driving shoulders to the midsection. He then pulls him back out, and drills him with a vertical suplex! Jumbo plays to the crowd, who gives him another positive reaction! He then grabs King and whips him to the ropes, catching him with a BIG BOOT~! Jumbo then backs into the ropes, and comes back with the XL SPLASH~!!!111 1... 2...... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...JUMBO!!![/i] COLE An impressive showing from Jumbo in his return bout, and I'm still amazed at the sudden popularity of the big guy! *Jumbo walks to the back, giving some more fives to the ringsiders.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
