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Just an idea for a thread, I couldn't think of any quotes to start us off.

Guest dreamer420
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"I didn't like Benoit's match last night"

 

"Scott Keith is an idiot"

Guest Will Scarlet
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"That UT-Hogan match last night was 4 stars easy."

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
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""Scott Keith is an idiot""

 

 

but...Scott Keith IS an idiot.

Guest Dangerous A
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That storyline Steph wrote was pure genius.

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"Invasion was a failure becaus Luger/Nash v.s. Undertaker/Big Show never fucking happened. Period."

Guest TheDames7
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"Virgil really should have been a main-eventer"

 

Dames

Guest treble charged
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"Virgil really should have been a main-eventer"

Speak for yourself!

Guest J*ingus
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"You know, I'm concerned for the health of these guys out here bumping for my entertainment.  Benoit has a wife and baby you know, and he should really slow down on his bumps & chemicals so that he'll be able to play with the kid when he's older."

Guest Youth N Asia
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"That was one of Justin Credible's better matches..."

 

You bunch of haters

Guest Shaved Bear
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Angle is hoilding people down, and should give the rub to the game

Guest goodhelmet
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"I don't miss Foley. He didn't look like a real wrestler"

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"You know, really, run-ins aren't all that bad.  And neither are DQ and Count Out finishes."

 

"Chris Benoit sucks."

 

"Really, Vince McMahon is the most recognizable heel in the company.  He should have an even more prominent on-camera role."

 

"Jerry Lawler's commentary is a vital ingredient to RAW. He really brings the match to life."

 

"I wish nothing but the best of luck and sucess for Mr. Paul Levesque, and hope he continues to entertain me and the legions of wrestling fans for years unhindered as "The Game" Triple H."

 

"There is nothing wrong with the tag team division."

 

"All cruiserweights are basically interchangable since they do all the same spots and wrestle the same match over and over again.  Most of them should be cut from the roster outright."

 

"Tough Enough is great television."

 

"The Hardcore division is super exciting because of all the rapid fire title changes.  It keeps you guessing because it's so unpredictable.  You never know who's going to win it next, or when, or where. I love it."

 

"Lita is the workrate queen."

"Beaver Cleavage was a brilliant gimmick that got dropped way too soon."

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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"I'm gonna stop bitching and just enjoy."

Guest easye46
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""Scott Keith is an idiot""

 

 

but...Scott Keith IS an idiot.

 

Can't say I disagree.

Guest The Vanilla Midget
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smarks say that SK is an idiot all the time, i do and many of the others who have been 'smarks' for a longer period of time do as well.  he is totally biased towards canadians, and some of his opinions are pretty damn shit. (also i dont see how he could rate the ladder match ****1/2, it had *way* too many blown spots, and while it was a good match, **** at the ABSOLUTE tops from where i sit, more like ***1/2).

Guest The Vanilla Midget
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its all good (well, except for SK :))

Guest Raven_Effect01
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"I read that Raven will wrestle _ for the WWE Undisputed title"(well, many of us know how the creative team loves dropping every one of his feuds and angles, so it is unlikely we'll ever hear any news about that)

 

"Re-push Bradshaw!  He's a hoss!"

 

"HHH is God!"

Guest crandamaniac
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You know, i watched that Big Show match monday night, and i must say it's the best match i've ever seen.

 

Hogan can kick Benoit's Ass!

 

RVD Sucks!

 

ECW Sucked!

Guest caboose
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'Ahmed Johnson is the Man'

 

'The Peoples Elbow and LegDrop are devastating'

 

'Russo's booking made sense'

 

'Steph's voice doesn't induce suicide'

 

'Bradshaw is the best HOSS ever!'

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'Ahmed Johnson is the Man'

 

'The Peoples Elbow and LegDrop are devastating'

 

'Russo's booking made sense'

 

'Steph's voice doesn't induce suicide'

 

'Bradshaw is the best HOSS ever!'

Sadly, I know someone who says all of these things, except  for the one about Stephanie.  He believes that the Rock has a special talent for making him perform such an amazing move.  I really can't understand how can anyone can like a man who's finisher is as bad as Hogan's.

Guest crandamaniac
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top 10 Favorite Wrestlers:

 

1. Hogan

2. HHH

3. Kevin Nash

4. Undertaker

5. X-Pac

6. Scott Hall

7. Test

8. Mark Henry

9. Big Show

10. Kane

Guest dreamer420
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""Scott Keith is an idiot""

 

 

but...Scott Keith IS an idiot.

i know he's an idiot but some people look up to him like he a fucking god.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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"This feud with Edge is the best thing to ever happen to Kurt."

                                                                                 -Anglesault

 

Oh and I don't think SK is an idiot. I don't think he's a god or even the best recapper on line, but at times he can be rather funny. at other times he can be an annoying little bitch though so...

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