SJL Crimson Card - Saturday, June 1

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

SJL Crimson Card - A KingPhisto production!

Cru Date: Saturday, June 1, 6 PM board time

Venue: The Hillshire Farms Smoked Sausage Arena, in Gladville, Tennessee!

 

Crusen will be posting the show and making the Metal card, so all appropriate materials go to him.

 

N00B DEBUT - send to crusen86

Fugue vs. Cutthroat

-Fugue, who has cool stats and stuff, makes his debut against Cutthroat, resident SJL welcoming committee.  Booyah.

WORD LIMIT: 3500

 

NO-DQ MATCH FOR THE TELEVISION TITLE - send to TheBostonStrangler

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis

-It's brutal!  It's tough!  It's no-DQ, baby!  Disqualifications and count-outs are not in effect as Mak Francis cashes in his TV title shot and looks to dethrone one of our longest reigning champions to date, the surly TNT, who's sure to be hella banged up after his 3 Stages of Hell match with Tod deKindes on Metal.

WORD LIMIT: 4000

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE EUROPEAN TITLE - send to Longdogger_Pete

Tod de Kindes vs. Insane Luchador vs. Poisyn

-IL fell just short of the world title on Metal, Poisyn fell just short of victory versus HBK, and Tod rose to the occasion and finally beat TNT.  Now all three tussle for a shot at that shiny gold belt around Frost's waist, under elimination rules.

WORD LIMIT: 5000

 

VETERAN'S GRUDGE - send to Grand Slam

NBK Josh Tupper vs. Mike Van Siclen

-It's the battle of the anagrams as two veterans who've recently made returns lock up.  One may remember the history around the TV title these two had back in the day if you've got a decent memory, and this should make for an interesting match.

WORD LIMIT: 4500

 

SUBMISSION MATCH - send to Thoth

Ced Ordonez vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-On Metal, Deathwish forced Mike Van Siclen to tap, fighting through injuries to still pull out an amazing technical victory.  Next on his hit list: XF9's Ced Ordonez, who will test the power of the Nagata Lock in tonight's submission match.  DQ's and countouts are in effect, and victory can be scored only through submission.

WORD LIMIT: 5000

 

MYSTERY PARTNER HANDICAP MATCH - send to Suicide King

Z & ? vs. Frost

-Frost retained his Euro belt on Metal, but allowed Sydney Sky to walk away with the World Title.  Commissioner Edwin, while admiring Frost's warm and fuzzy Icelandic heart, frowns on someone disrespecting a world title match, so as punishment, he's putting Z and a partner of his choice up against him in this handicap match.  Of course, Z's usual partner in the Z&C connection will have just gone through submission hell with Danny Williams, so Z might want to look in more unusual places.  Z and his partner, whoever it is, must tag in and out to face Frost.

 

Z can choose any person he likes to be his partner--just PM them, find out if they're in, and then PM that info to Frost as well.  Since just about everyone is booked for this show, feel free to ask people who are already booked.

WORD LIMIT: 5500

 

NON-TITLE MATCH - send to crusen86

Sydney Sky © vs. Flexxx

-New JL World Champion Sydney Sky gets no rest, as she goes up against Flexxx, who returns after disappearing for the 16th or so time.  Flexxx doesn't get a title shot right off the bat, but he certainly could prove a lot in this match with the world champion...and the as-of-yet untested Sky could perhaps prove even more.

WORD LIMIT: 6000

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

(Y) at agreat card. I'm relatively new, so I have to be the moron who asks the inevitable moronic question: IN the sub-test where it says 5 months down 7 to go, what the hell does that mean? Indeed, you're not imagining things, I really AM that stupid.

[Guest Thoth]

In 7 months, we initiate the plan.

 

What is the plan?

 

You'll find out when it happens.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Um...ok.

 

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So, what is it really?

[Guest midnight_burn]

Card looks rather good, some good matches from top to bottom.

[Guest]

You wanna know what "The Plan" is TNT? Well...it's--hey! Who are you, what are you doing with that gun? Put t away, man! No! NO! NOOOOOOO!!!

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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Guest redbaron51]

hey thoth what ever happened to the bus promo. I mean you left it off.

 

Or are you being a George Lucas bastard leaving it for three years and then bringing it back

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

My guess on the 5 down 7 to go is that the show is taking place on the first of June, so May the fifth month is over and we have seven left until the first of the year.

 

But the first of the year is when the plan goes into effect.

[Guest Insanityman]

Sometimes tells me I should leave or be bumped before the plan happens. Meh, good luck to all.