Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 M KETH: rob we got some friends... i just got brought to the police station because th, ginder, ganz, and wooten wanted me to put a big santa in your yard and i wouldn't do it so they just left me over by your house, and just left the santa laying in the middle of the street OzzysHeadlessBat: wtf? OzzysHeadlessBat: wow OzzysHeadlessBat: so what happened? M KETH: i was walking home and the police came and picked me up and brought me to the station and they made me call home for a ride. they didn't charge me with anything OzzysHeadlessBat: why'd they pick you up just for walking? that's a little odd since you're 19 M KETH: they just told me to take the santa and bring it home OzzysHeadlessBat: did they ask you why you had a giant santa with you in the middle of the street? M KETH: i'm 20 and they picked me up because the santa was in the street OzzysHeadlessBat: did they ask you why you had a giant santa? M KETH: yeah i told them they we were gonna pull a prank on you and my so called friends pulled off on me OzzysHeadlessBat: did you give the cops anyone's names? M KETH: no but i should have OzzysHeadlessBat: they didn't ask for names? M KETH: no they were just wondering who big wood was OzzysHeadlessBat: so, i'm guessing you're pretty pissed off M KETH: yeah pretty much OzzysHeadlessBat: well this is surprising to say the least OzzysHeadlessBat: how long ago was this? M KETH: about an hour OzzysHeadlessBat: where's the santa now? M KETH: by my house OzzysHeadlessBat: what the..? M KETH: thanks OzzysHeadlessBat: keith why don't we leave it in the vip room at balmoral or in front of th's house or something? OzzysHeadlessBat: or in front of ganz's house? M KETH: i would probably put it in wooten's yard since he's the one that left me OzzysHeadlessBat: i thought they all left you M KETH: yeah but he was the one that drove M KETH: they put a brewers jersey on it and put fuck the cubs on it's face M KETH: wooten's not getting the jersey back OzzysHeadlessBat: alright, keith, let's go leave it in wooten's yard then OzzysHeadlessBat: just the santa, not the jersey OzzysHeadlessBat: whose jersey is it? M KETH: wooten's OzzysHeadlessBat: no i mean what brewers player? M KETH: nobody OzzysHeadlessBat: oh, well, you should just put that on ebay then M KETH: good thinking.... it's pretty dirty now since it was laying in the street OzzysHeadlessBat: oh shoot OzzysHeadlessBat: so keith when do you wanna go deposit this in wooten's yard? M KETH: if i didn't have school tomorrow i'd do it tonight OzzysHeadlessBat: well i have school tomorrow too, keith OzzysHeadlessBat: but i'd be willing to go right now M KETH: he's probably back at his house by now. i want to do it when i know he's gonna be gone a while or when he's sleeping or something OzzysHeadlessBat: or just call cufew boy's mom and tell him what he did M KETH: that's a good ass idea rob OzzysHeadlessBat: so whose idea was this originally? M KETH: everybody pretty much OzzysHeadlessBat: dear god OzzysHeadlessBat: so i guess everybody's just conspiring against me M KETH: well i'm gonan go kill myself since i don't have anymore friends OzzysHeadlessBat: what the..? M KETH: everybody's against me 2 rob OzzysHeadlessBat: keth i'm still your friend M KETH: maybe i won't kill myself then OzzysHeadlessBat: so keth were they like "if you don't do this we're just gonna leave you here" or did they just drive off without warning OzzysHeadlessBat: keth why aren't you showing up on my buddy list? M KETH: i have invisible mode on OzzysHeadlessBat: um, why? M KETH: they warned me OzzysHeadlessBat: so keth how far from my house were you when the cops picked you up? M KETH: on the corner OzzysHeadlessBat: keth when this was all decided, were they mad at me or something, or was it just a statement against the cubs? M KETH: they wanted to pull a prank on you OzzysHeadlessBat: well obviously i'd have known who it was M KETH: they wanted me to put it in your yard and ring the doorbell OzzysHeadlessBat: well i definitely think we should leave it in somebody's yard and i'd even go now if you want M KETH: let's go during the day tomorrow or tomorrow night M KETH: we could just tape it down to wooten's car OzzysHeadlessBat: good plan M KETH: i'm off to bed now rob's OzzysHeadlessBat: alright then OzzysHeadlessBat: good night sir M KETH: dear god i was gonna say that well goodnight thug OzzysHeadlessBat: thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 Kyliejunge: Wait, what. Kyliejunge: Who are you again. OzzysHeadlessBat: Doc Ock Kyliejunge: OH NO OzzysHeadlessBat: the guy who doc's ocks Previous message was not received by Kyliejunge because of error: User Kyliejunge is not available. Kyliejunge signed off at 1:08:24 AM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 I had no idea. Ugh. DoCock didn't even wonder why I seemed to disappear from AIM for a solid month before yesterday, and then again at 1:08am CST. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 I assumed for the same reason Czech did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 I didn't read that. By the way, make sure you pronounce it "a rye" and not "aw ree." You seem like you'd be prone to this slip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 Not at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 Kyliejunge: Wait, what. Kyliejunge: Who are you again. OzzysHeadlessBat: Doc Ock Kyliejunge: OH NO OzzysHeadlessBat: the guy who doc's ocks Previous message was not received by Kyliejunge because of error: User Kyliejunge is not available. Hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 Czech was quoting ICP lyrics last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 It's true, guys. I gotta come clean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Man in Blak 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 I like how everybody spells his name "DoCock." It's very subtle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
