Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2006 You all know the drill prognosticators and guessers of SWF El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH NON LADDER MATCH Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull Also - Will there be more people declaring their "ClusterF*ck" aspirations? and will the words "There is an eel in my taco" be uttered on live TV?? Predict away muchachos and Muchachas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2006 El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson ~Yikesaroonie Batman. I don't know for sure, but I have an idea that Cortez and Johnson may gel slightly better in terms of writing style than Mags and Coyote. On the other hand, Mags is World Champion for a reason... I'll go with Cortez and Johnson though. INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH NON LADDER MATCH Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Hawke is teh unstoppable. Sorry Spike. Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu ~Whoever's behind, I can't remember. Only the Clusterfuck match matters. Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild ~T.R.I.C.K.Y. Wes can take it, WC's more consistent. I'll go with Muzz, simply because the Wes character is great. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King ~You, the fans. Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers ~This one's pretty easy. BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke ~STRYKE! STRYKE! STRYKE! STRYKE! STRYKE! *Stryke gets eliminated* ...FURY! FURY! FURY! FURY! FURY! OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull ~GM2.0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2006 I'll shake my own 8-ball and predict as well - beware that these predictions may be pulled from whatever bodily orifice my hand is closet to at the time El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson ELM & a Rookie takes on ELMs last PPV challenger and his NEXT PPV challenger - interesting booking to say the least can the Coyote howl with the big boys?? *crickets chirp* Sorry bad joke. unlike the WWE the winner of the PPV doesn't have to lose right before it so we can't use that logic in the end Cortez and JJJ will put their heel/Face issues aside and just kick ass! INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins In Vegas they have a saying: "Don't bet against Jay Hawke in a title match" and they know what they're doing in Vegas so I'm going with Hawke to retain once again (Shock, horror) Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu it's 2 - 1, late in the 4th quarter, will it go into sudden death overtime at ClusterFuck?? Will I use another bad sports cliche? Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild this is a tough one, Muzz am teh Awesomez but then again so is Wildchild - he's really been impressing me after W & D broke up so I'll say Dub-Cee takes it in what will no doubt be a great read. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King Rumblings and rumors put this match in "questionable" territory for this show - I predict that it is postponed Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers The bigger question is - What will Matt come out as? that's where the money bet is BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke Manson, Fury & Stryke are established - Laberinto is an unknown and The Rage is returning... who to pick? who to pick? I'll go with the returning Fury (Loved ya in Young All-Stars ... that's a perfect nerd-fecta a bad joke, a bad sports cliche and an obsure comic book reference *high five* OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull Tough one - GM2 tries to either make us think he's someone specific or tries to throw us off - and Skull is Russian which means he's not always able to get a cab to the show on time due to the language barrier I'd say V2.0 takes it in what could be a very comedic match Will there be more people declaring their "ClusterF*ck" aspirations? Yes - someone will say that his aspirations is to not be the reciever in the 'Fuck will the words "There is an eel in my taco" be uttered on live TV?? Well I didn't write it in anything I sent in so I doubt it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2006 MAIN EVENT El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson Vert tricky. Coyote seems solid, and paired with Magnifico this could be the opportunity to really break out. On the other hand, there's Cortez and Johnson and they are... good also. I'll go Cortez and Johnson FTW. INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH NON LADDER MATCH Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Hawke. Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu Blank, since I think he could do the most with the whacky, far-out stip. Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild As much as I used to rag on DubCee, I never said he wasn't a great writer. Because he is. And he'd probably win this. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King TKO, somehow. Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers Matt sets the image and reputation of the Cosplay community back 10 years, before Zyon kills him. BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke I'd like to see Fury win this to kick off his return, but then I also want Stryke and Manson to do something to turn things around. OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull Ghost Machine 2.0, he's just superior to the first, and Skull. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2006 MAIN EVENT El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson ~A nice match up but I'm going with Cortez and JJ. INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH NON LADDER MATCH Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Hawke but I'm not counting Spike out. Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu ~Akira, because it'd defy wrestling logic not to go into sudden death at the CF match. But keep in mind this whole "logic" thing is coming from a guy who's no selling death in order to return. Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild ~Both are great writers but I'll say Davenport. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King ~I don't know because ??? man can either be great or disappoint. So I'm not sure. Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers ~Zyon. BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke ~This could go a lot of ways but I'm a Fury mark. OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull ~Joygasm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2006 (edited) Yeah, I'm a CC member, but who gives a rat's ass? MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson ->So I'm marking this. I guess I should at least not predict this one, so we can continue pretending I'm fair and impartial. I do have to say, though, that I like the booking here, giving Kevin his first taste of the main event - along with a Hall of Famer as a partner - so early in his career. That's just class, and something I'd like to see done more often. Of course, we average about one noob per every two months, so... INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH LADDER MATCH[/b] Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ->The good money is on Jay Hawke. Admittedly, the length of his title reign is inflated because he only had two legitimate defenses in two months before Ramadomination, but we've really been ass-breakers about him defending his title in the new year. Each successful defense assists the credibility of his reign, although as a writer I'm not sure how necessary it is. I don't think he's reached the point where we should be pressuring him to DROP the belt yet, but I will say that's it's kind of reaching "security blanket" status and that the sooner he gets rid of it, the sooner he can do bigger and better things. Also, there have been discussions amongst CC about breaking up the USJL and ICTV again. Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu ->Who's leading the series? Whoever's trailing wins, because of course any kind of "best-of..." series in wrestling goes the full tilt. SINGLES MATCH Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild ->Not to be patronizing (alright, that's a lie), but it depends if Muzz can light a fire under his ass. While I love the Davenport character, I think taking 3 or 4 shows away from being booked was a little detrimental, because Wes is still in a kind of experimental stage. As a result, you're still at an early point of exploring the character's in-ring style, and it can be hard to figure out how to beat such an established opponent. If Muzz really gets into it, comes up with some good places to take the match, I think his victory is assured. If he struggles, I have a hard time seeing Wildchild losing. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King ->I'd like to think the result of this match is pretty obvious. SQUASH MATCH Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers ->Alright, here are the current Vegas lines on what character Matt comes out as... Squall Lionheart: 4:1 Spike Spiegal: 8:1 Lord Alucard: 12:1 Naruto Uzumaki: 25:1 Sakura Haruno: 50:1 Inuyasha: 65:1 Kagome: 80:1 Heero Yui: 100:1 Tsukasa: 150:1 Mai Shiranuai: 1,000:1 Tentacle Demon: 10,000:1 E. Honda 1,000,000:1 BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke ->I reckon Rage is probably going to write a pretty good match after being left off of the cards for so long. I, too, would also like to see Manson and Stryke get something together. However, the safe bet is probably Fury; he was unhappy with his last match and should turn in a very good effort here. OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull ->Ghost Machine via surprise saadomy. Sorry, Skull. -Z Edited January 21, 2006 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2006 El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson -> Cortez & Johnson INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH NON LADDER MATCH Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> Jay Hawke Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu -> Akira Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild -> Wes TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King -> TKO Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers -> Zyon BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke -> MANSONOSI... oh wait, i'm in the match too. In that case, i win. And i'll win that other battle royal next week as well. OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull -> Ghost Machine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2006 Blank is leading? Uh, then I'll still say Blank, just to swerve everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2006 El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson I like what I've seen of Coyote, and it's ELM for chrissakes. INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH NON LADDER MATCH Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins No prediction on my own stuff as always. Oh, and as an aside, while breaking up the ICTV and USJL titles would essentially ensure my character's place in history as longest reigning International Champion ever, we've got four singles title already and only about 20 active members. It's just my opinion, but I think titles mean more when there aren't as many of them. Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu It's gotta go five just to see what wacky stipulation they come up with for Clusterfuck. Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild But it's gonna be close if both show. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King Like MaddiKing can co-exist long enough to win the titles. I can only see the title change here if KOJI's absence forces the change. Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers I'd like to see Myers as Inuyasha, especially if we can convince the former Mistress Sarah to accompany him as Kigome. BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke MANSONOSITY~! forces the top rope to break and everybody else to fall backwards over it, breaking their necks in the process. OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull Just because Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
