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Joe Rogan is a fuckbeast.

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I was watching UFC tonight with a friend tonight. After some Joe Rogan commentary, my friend dismissivly said 'like you've ever been in a fight, Joe Rogan.'

 

From listening to the NewsRadio DVD's, I knew Rogan had some background in martial arts, but he was humble about it. I looked him up:

 

"At the age of 19, he won the US Open Tae Kwon Do Championship and, as the lightweight champ, went on beat both the middle and heavy weight title holders to take home the Grand Championship."

 

What a fuckbeast. Never would've guessed.

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I hadn't heard the term 'fuckbeast' until yesterday when I read this thread. Thank you.

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Go Joe! They've got to put him in the octagon at some point.

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I am happy to announce that Joe Rogan vs Eddie Bravo will happen in this very octogon next month at the Las Vegas Hardrock Cafe! The winner of this grudge match gets to be the co-host of UFC Unleashed with Mike Goldberg on Spike tv.

 

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I never come in here cuz I know nothing about MMA/UFC stuff. But I saw this thread title and had to fucking read it.

 

Joe Rogan must be quite the bad ass.

 

And thank you special k for the term "fuckbeast"

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Guest Army Eye

Pretty versatile guy. Martial artist, stand up comic, reality TV show host, martial arts commentator..

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Joe Rogan vs. some MySpace challenger:

Joe Rogan whupping ass is fun, but it's the fact that they use "The Touch" as background music that makes this video great.

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No way! Have you seen Blade? He beat up 100000000000 Vampires, Joe Rogan would be no problem!

 

Seriously though, does Wesley Snipes have any type of MMA training?

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I guess Snipes has a black belt in tae kwon do according to a few sites I saw on google, and studies various martial arts such as Karate, Kung Fu, and Capoeira . I don't know if hes experienced in grappling though.

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He'd probably end up like Marvin Eastman. Guy was an NFL player I believe. He was knocked out cold in both of his UFC appearances I can remember. Vitor took out a HUGE chunk of his head. Just because youre athletic and have some martial arts training doesn't mean you won't get completely owned out there. I'd say Snipes would have fared just as well.

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Actually it was the CFL, and Marvin was also a high school wrestler and has trained in Muay Thai for nearly a decade.

 

He's still not that good, though.

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No way! Have you seen Blade? He beat up 100000000000 Vampires, Joe Rogan would be no problem!

 

Seriously though, does Wesley Snipes have any type of MMA training?

According to the late night informercials Wesley Snipes uses the Chuck Norris Home Gym.

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He'd probably end up like Marvin Eastman. Guy was an NFL player I believe. He was knocked out cold in both of his UFC appearances I can remember. Vitor took out a HUGE chunk of his head. Just because youre athletic and have some martial arts training doesn't mean you won't get completely owned out there. I'd say Snipes would have fared just as well.

You'd think, then, that Snipes would go for a "traditional" martial arts match as opposed to MMA. I don't think Willie Mays Hayes is a big enough idiot to get into a fight inside the Octagon or a ring.

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I guess nobody else saw this but here Jonathan Baker aka Jon the Douche almost finds out that Rogan is, indeed, a fuckbeast:

 

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THE MIZ WITH THE SAVE!!!

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