?if you could attack anyone in the wwe....

[Guest papacita]

The other day I was talking to my ex and I asked her if she could attack anyone in the world who would it be...and she didn't say me (PRAISE THE LORD!). Anyway, I was just thinking...if anyone here could attack anyone in the WWE, who would it be and what (if any) weapon would you use?

[Guest caboose]

I wanna be the first of hundreds to say Triple H.

I'd take out his knee with his own frickin SledgeHammer~!

[Guest crandamaniac]

I'd attack:

 

Albert with a big razor

 

Michael Cole with a sack full of doorknobs ( i can weild a mean bag of doorknobs)

[Guest buffybeast]

I'd attack Albert......sexually.  Hehe.

[Guest gangsteruwa]

I would attack the entire McMahon family with a loaded AK-47.  Was that inappropriate and childish?  You bet your ass it was, and it would get ratings.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Well, my deluded freak turned deluded TV exectutive freak gimmick dictates i use a TV camera on bradshaw, but i'd probably just run him over.

[Guest]

Attack Albert with a lawn mower.

Attack HHH's knees

Attack Hogan with reality and age

Attack Rikishi with pants

Attack Angle just to piss Anglesault off

Duct tape Stephanie's mouth just in case she returns

[Guest What?!]

I guess I'm HHH attacker numero 3

[Guest Flyboy]

I guess I would be HHH attacker number 4...

[Guest]

No.5 for HHH and I'd remove the one thing McMahon values above all others: his gonads. No more perving on TV thanks.

[Guest dreamer420]

I would attack Flair, let him block my punch and hit me with an eyepoke, and then he would give me a stiff knifedge chop, and I would do the Flair flop onto the ground.

[Guest HBK16]

I'd attack Albert......sexually.  Hehe.

LOL.

 

I would attack Chris Benoit. I think it would be cool to get my ass kicked by my favorite wrestler.

[Guest]

Well, I would attack Torrie, Trish AND Stacy and bring em home.

[Guest phoenixrising]

I'd attack HHH the way Austin did (dropping the car from a crane with HHH still in it)...but I'd make sure I dropped the car from much higher than Austin did...

 

Of course I would be there to console Stephanie...and convince her to take a LONG vacation.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I'd kneecap RVD with an automatic shotgun.

[Guest alfdogg]

::points to sig::

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Steven Richards...Harcore Title...24/7...in the next PWI almanac Youth N Asia would be a listed hardcore champion.

[Guest J*ingus]

I'd convince them to hire Russo back for one night, just for the occassion.

[Guest Flyboy]

I almost forgot to add Michael Cole to my list... silly me.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

after attacking cole with various weapons of mass destruction, i would attack the rock.  hell, he's layed down for everybody else and i wanna be a main eventer damnit!

[Guest]

I'd attack Cole. He's probably the only wrestling personality who I could attack and legitimately beat the shit out of. Weapon of choice? Anything imaginable and easily accessable.

[Guest Jack Tunney]

I'd attack Eddy Guerrero in the middle of a ma-.........oh wait.

[Guest razazteca]

Attack Hogan with Rogain and Peroxide

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

I'd kick Vince McMahon in his so-called "grapefruits"(LOL, yeah right, with all the steroid use, he's probably got ping-pong balls at best)

 

I'd beat the hell out of HHH with a sledgehammer by legitimately knee-capping him for holding Jericho and others down from main-event status for the past few years

 

For Hogan, I'd throw salt in his eyes and throw rogaine in his face

[Guest graph9]

I am HHH attacker#8...i would do a Tonya Harding on him..sneak up on his ayz and shatter his knee with a big ayz lead pipe..hee hee

 

I would attack Paul Heyman, with a bottle of Metabolife..by  holding him down and forcing it down his throat..same goes 4 Rikishi 2...they so both need it...

 

I would attack Vince with a bow and arrow and shoot him in his jewel sacks...with all that steriod use..i doubt it if he can get it up anymore, he's probably taking massive amounts of viagra..hee

 

 

 

SHANIA TWAIN

 

 

[Guest]

Not quite on topic, but, I just want to say that I would let Trish Stratus kick my ass any day of the week.  Or better yet, every day of the week.

 

Now, if I didn't die of sheer ecstacy after that experience, and somehow magically gained sufficient strength, skill, and power to beat down any one WWE personality (which I know in real life I do not), of my choosing, I would probably have to pick...

 

Bradshaw.

 

Sure, not the most productive target for me to pick, and Vince and HHH are probably more deserving, but there's plenty of other smarks to take care of those two.  I'd attack Bradshaw.  More specifically, I'd like to beat his ass in the center of the ring at Reunion Arena in Dallas, Texas.  Why?  Because he embodies every negative stereotype about Texans in the book, and I have an ignorant bigotry towards pretty much all Texans as a result of him and people like him.  The Dallas Cowboys and "President" Bush don't help matters either.  So it'd be fun to totally fucking rape his Texas tough guy image right in the middle of Texas.

[Guest]

So, am I the only person whp is thinking of eating spinach, and punching Big Show so hard, that he oes flying to the moon?

[Guest y2jailbait]

I'd Attack Flair as well, he'd sell for me too i bet, thats why ya gotta love Flair, he'd sell for a dead midget mute if he had to

[Guest dreamer420]

it would be cool to get him to do the flair flop.  he would have to get up and give me a few chops though.  I got to know what a ric flair chop feels like before I die.

[Guest y2jailbait]

so true, the chops will probably kill me, but hey, thats the way all men should go, A Backhand Chop to the chest