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Returning from commercial, we WOOSH~! on over to the ol' interview stage where Tony Schiavone stands.

TONY
My guest at this time will, this Sunday at AnglePalooza, defend his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship for the first time against Stephen Joseph in an "I Quit" match.  Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, Peter Knight!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

The crowd lets their feelings be known as Knight, dressed in a blue dress shirt and beige pants, walks through the sliding doors and over to the interview stage, the World Title belt gleaming on his shoulder under the lights.  Upon reaching Schiavone, he lifts the belt off his shoulder and holds it up for the crowd, a smirk of contempt on his face.  

TONY
Peter we'll talk about your match in a second, but first I think everyone here and watching at home wants to know why you sided with Axel when he revealed himself as the true leader of the Upstarts.

Tony tilts the mic towards Knight for his answer but before he can speak, more booing floats his way.  Knight glances around with a scowl as the booing turns into a small "ZACK!" chant which quickly builds in intensity.  Knight simply waits it out until the crowd quiets back down.  

KNIGHT
Tony, growing up, I learned a lot of lessons the hard way, but two things have become a sort of motto that I have lived by the three or so years I've been in this company.  First, "Allow nobody to get in the way of what you want" and second, "Seize any opportunities that come your way."  Let me tell you all a little story that begins soon after AngleMania III.  If you didn’t remember, I left the OAOAST soon after that.  True, I did have a bad knee that required surgery, but that isn’t the whole story.  I went to management with a request that, sometime down the line, I get a World Title match against then champion Zack Malibu.  Well, they seemed very interested at that idea, but for that to happen, they wanted me to become someone who would be sympathetic to the crowd against Big Bad Zack, one of those feel good “up from the gutter” stories that you see all the time.  So, they have me change my look, send me back to my hometown and have me do everything except sit on Oprah’s couch and cry about how my priest touched me in a “bad” way as a kid.  I knew this was crap, but I knew at the end of it was an OAOAST World Title shot……..until I get a call from management telling me that my new look isn’t working, I should go get that knee surgery done and we’ll see you in a few months.  Of course, the TRUTH of it was that Zack Malibu didn’t want to have to share his precious ring time with someone he feels isn’t in his league.

TONY
So why did you come back last year?

KNIGHT
I’m getting to that.  So, 2005 rolls around and I see that things seemed to have changed around here.  Drek was champ; young guys like Crystal, Axel and Hoff were in the main event and guys like Zack weren’t pulling all the strings backstage.  When I resigned with this company, I made it crystal clear that I was NOT to be screwed with anymore.  So I came back, won the X-Title and things seemed to be moving along……but then everything blows up with Hoff and Drek and they both leave because of yet another Malibu ego-trip.  I knew right then and there that nothing had changed around here and that my future was again threatened, especially when I was paired with Zack in the six-man tag tournament.  If we lost, I knew who was going to take the fall.  That’s when Axel came to me with his idea to finally reveal himself as our true leader with me as his champion, and you just don’t pass up opportunities like that.

TONY
Let’s talk about your match with Stephen Joseph this Sunday.  Joseph isn’t happy at all at how he has been treated by Axel and is out for blood.  Do you think you will be able to make him say “I quit”?  

KNIGHT
Stephen Joseph is angry at me?  OH NOES!!  Well, guess I might as well hand the title over right now, huh?  Here Tony, take the belt.  If a guy with a broken arm, concussion and nobody to back him up is angry with me and wants to beat me up, then I announce my retirement from wrestling right here and now.

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

KNIGHT (scoffs)
Tony, Stephen Joseph is old news.  I don’t want him around anymore, Axel doesn’t want him around anymore, hell, even the ORIGINALS are sick of him.  (A figure climbs up onto the interview stage behind him) This Sunday, I am going to put everyone out of their misery.

“YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

Suddenly, Stephen Joseph, wearing clothing similar to the ring crews’ attacks Knight from behind, knocking him to the stage floor and peppering him with rights as Knight covers up.  Security (obviously summoned by Axel) rushes in and grabs Joseph, needing five men to fully pull him off and away from the champion.  Joseph motions towards Schiavone, indicating he wants the mic.  Tony walks over and points it towards him.

JOSEPH
Yeah, I may have a broken arm, a concussion and no one to help me, but I don’t give a shit about any of that!  I got a piece of you tonight, but this Sunday, I’m going to make your ass SQUEAL “I quit.”  Fuck me?  No, FUCK YOUUUUU!!!!!

Knight trades words with him as security pulls him to the back.

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