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PWG's "Permanent Vacation" Takes Place on February 4!

By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer

 

Saddleback Butte, CA - At the conclusion of Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's ( http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com) last event, "Teen Outreach Summit," two facts were quite clear amid all the pandemonium: Joey Ryan is either the smartest or luckiest man in PWG, and Super Dragon has gone completely crazy. First, our PWG Champion, Joey Ryan. At "Teen Outreach Summit" Chris Sabin and Kevin Steen were to meet in a match that would determine the number one contender for Joey Ryan's PWG Championship. Steen opted to have a Number One Contender match instead a rematch for the title, to see if he was prepared to battle for the belt after taking time off to recuperate from Guerrilla Warfare match in December. Sabin, who is on the fast track to success in PWG, defeated B-Boy in a grueling 2-Out-Of-3-Falls match in early January, and seemed a natural choice to be in the running for the championship. It was the track record of both competitors that caused Joey Ryan to interject himself in this match, causing it to be ruled a No Contest. Later that night, Joey would fake a knee injury and get himself counted out of the ring in his match with Chris Bosh, knowing full well that the title can only change hands after a pinfall or submission. Joey Ryan was going to leave "Teen Outreach Summit" as PWG champion, and apparently he would be without any top contenders for the belt.

 

This prompted PWG Commissioner Dino Winwood to make an on the spot ruling, deciding that Joey's next title defense would be an honest one. A match with so little wiggle room that it would take someone with the seemingly dislocatable hips of Shakira to escape from its vice like grip on the competitors. No, it's not the prohibitively expensive Steel Cage match. It is, however, a match that will feature Joey Ryan putting his PWG Championship on the line against the three men he wronged at "Teen Outreach Summit," Chris Bosh, Chris Sabin, and Kevin Steen. Commissioner Winwood has decided that this match is Single Elimination, so Joey Ryan does not have to be pinned or submit in order to lose the title. We here at the PWG Office hope that Joey Ryan invested in an Ab Roller with his Championship Bonus, because that's the only way he'll be in Shakira-esque shape by February 4.

 

On to PWG's resident mad man and one half of our Tag Team Champions, Super Dragon. Just 24 hours before "Teen Outreach Summit," Commissioner Winwood was notified that due to illness, AJ Styles would be unable make his scheduled Tag Team Championship match, and that a replacement would have to be found. The Commish, after being blackballed in Hollywood for his unflattering portrayal of John Belushi, determined via complicated algorithms that Los Luchas (Phoenix Star & Zokre) deserved a shot at the tag titles, and that they would receive one. This did not cause the Super Dragon & Davey Richards steamroller to flinch one tiny iota, since they beat Los Luchas so viciously that they were unable to answer the referee's 20 count, giving Dragon & Richards an easy victory. Dragon, possibly incensed by a lack of competition, too much hot sauce on his burrito, or for no reason at all, savagely attacked both Phoenix Star and Zokre after the bell, got in to a minor scuffle with partner Davey Richards, and ultimately called in a second referee to count a pinfall on his unconscious opponent.

 

One cannot say what lurks within the dark recesses of Super Dragon's mind, however his insanity (over confidence?) may end up costing himself and Davey Richards the PWG Tag Team Titles. And it could very easily happen on February 4, when the champions put their titles on the line against the dream team of "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels and "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles. Daniels & Styles come in to the match with nearly 20 years of combined in ring experience, and clearly have the edge in that department, yet Dragon & Richards have been on such a tremendous roll lately, obliterating the competition at every opportunity. Will Dragon's carelessness cost his team the titles, or will Daniels & Styles be overwhelmed by the rampaging force of the champions? There's only one way to find out for sure, and that is to be at the Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC on February 4, 2006 at 7:00PM for PWG's "Permanent Vacation!"

 

We regret to inform fans that due to an injury suffered in his match with Jimmy Yang at "Teen Outreach Summit," Scott Lost will be unable to wrestle on February 4th. But it kinda works out, since B-Boy informed us that he would be unable to make our next event due to... something. However, PWG's "Permanent Vacation" will feature:

 

PWG Championship Match

Joey Ryan © vs. Chris Bosh vs. Chris Sabin vs. Kevin Steen

 

PWG Tag Team Championship Match

Super Dragon & Davey Richards © vs. Christopher Daniels & AJ Styles

 

Claudio Castagnoli vs. Samoa Joe

 

Chris Hero vs. "The Future" Frankie Kazarian

 

Cape Fear (El Generico & Quicksilver) vs. Human Tornado & Scorpio Sky

 

"Classic" Colt Cabana vs. Alex Koslov

 

Excalibur vs. Top Gun Talwar

 

Plus TJ Perkins, Disco Machine, Los Luchas (Phoenix Star & Zokre), Nemesis, Ronin, and PWG Commissioner Dino Winwood!

 

Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's "Permanent Vacation" takes place at the Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC on Saturday, February 4, 2006 at 7:00PM. The Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC is located at 1110 Bates Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90029. Tickets are $20 each, and will be available at the door. For more information, please visit http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or email [email protected]

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You are standing in front of a street. There appears to be no traffic. On the other side of the street is Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's latest professional wrestling event.

>look left

You look left. There is no traffic.

>look right

You look right. There is no traffic.

>walk across street

Unknown command. Type ? for help.

>cross street

You begin crossing the street. 2 steps in, you are hit by a Ford Taurus with +9 Invisibility. You have now entered the world of PWG.

 

What you have just read has been an exclusive preview of Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's brand new video game, "A Text Adventure," due out Quarter 4 of 2007 for all major video game systems. What is most ironic about that preview is that PWG has been struck by a Ford Taurus wearing a +9 cloak of invisibility, figuratively speaking of course, because we received word today that both "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels and the dreamy Chris Sabin are injured, and will be unable to compete this weekend. However, it's not a total loss, because Commissioner Dino Winwood has become accustomed to thinking on his feet, and has made some changes to "Permanent Vacation" taking place this Saturday, February 4 in Hollywood, CA. The changes are:

 

- AJ Styles, thanks to his previous reign as PWG Champion, will now take Chris Sabin's place in the 4-Way PWG Championship match against "Photogenic" Chris Bosh, "Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen, and current PWG Champion Joey Ryan. To sweeten the pot, Commissioner Winwood has decided to make this a 4-Way Elimination Match! How exotic!

 

- Davey Richards & Super Dragon once again will not defend their PWG Tag Team Championships against the team of Christopher Daniels & AJ Styles, but instead will have a rematch to the team of Phoenix Star & Zokre, Los Luchas! After being mercilessly beaten last month, Los Luchas intend to gain some measure of payback this weekend, as well as becoming the new PWG Tag Team Champions. To insure there is not a repeat of last time, Commissioner Winwood has decided that this match will be a dreaded No Count Out match! How exotic, as well!

 

The full card for "Permanent Vacation" is as follows:

 

4-Way Elimination PWG Championship Match

Joey Ryan © vs. Chris Bosh vs. AJ Styles vs. Kevin Steen

 

PWG Tag Team Championship Match

Super Dragon & Davey Richards © vs. Los Luchas (Phoenix Star & Zokre)

 

Claudio Castagnoli vs. Samoa Joe

 

Chris Hero vs. "The Future" Frankie Kazarian

 

Cape Fear (El Generico & Quicksilver) vs. Human Tornado & Scorpio Sky

 

"Classic" Colt Cabana vs. Alex Koslov

 

Excalibur vs. Top Gun Talwar

 

Plus TJ Perkins, Disco Machine, Nemesis, Ronin, and PWG Commissioner Dino Winwood!

 

Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's "Permanent Vacation" takes place at the Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC on Saturday, February 4, 2006 at 7:00PM. The Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC is located at 1110 Bates Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90029. Tickets are $20 each, and will be available at the door. For more information, please visit http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com or email [email protected].

 

 

ALSO PWG February 1st DVD Update

Fans who pre-ordered the DVD release of PWG's All Star Weekend 2: Electric Boogaloo Nights 1 & 2 will be happy to know that both titles are in stock, and will be shipping this week. Those of you waiting to pick it up at one of our live events now have the perfect opportunity, since the ASW2 DVDs will be in stock this weekend at "Permanent Vacation" on Saturday, February 4 at 7:00PM. PWG fans who want to round out the DVD collection, and may have missed some of the earlier shows will be pleased to find out that we are restocking our DVDs not distributed by Highspots, including: The Debut Show, Bad Ass Mother 3000 Night 1 & 2, Are You Adequately Prepared To Rock, An Inch Longer Than Average, Pimpin' In High Places, and the Tango & Cash Invitational. We are expecting Tango & Cash Invitational to be in stock within the next two weeks, however the rest of the shows are currently back in stock. They can either be ordered online at www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com, or picked up in person at any of our upcoming live events. Supplies are limited, so if we run out and you're left empty handed, you can go cry into your soup.

 

Fans who are a little more literarily inclined will be interested to know that Pro Wrestling Guerrilla is the subject of an article in the March 2006 issue of FHM Magazine, which will be on newsstands soon. Interviews for the article were conducted over the course of ASW2 weekend by FHM editor and big shot TV star Adam Winer, who will be held 100% accountable if it's some sort of hard hitting expose and not the easy going puff piece we asked for. Those of you who may be too cheap to buy the magazine, or possibly embarrassed by owning something so "wordy" can still visit FHM's website, www.fhmus.com, for exclusive interviews with PWG wrestlers, pictures of scantily clad women, and magazine subscription information.