alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2006 [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo makes his way down the aisle. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing the challenger, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!![/i] COLE Well, Jumbo in the last month or so has changed his look, he's changed his attitude, and the fans have changed their outlook on the big guy as well! He's been very impressive in recent weeks, and now as a result has earned a shot at the Heartland title! COACH No doubt, Alf is facing a big challenge, and I do mean BIG, right here tonight! [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays and Alf makes his way out to a big ovation. BUFFER [i]His opponent, weighing 245 pounds...former World Heavyweight champion, and the REIGNING, and DEFENDING, OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and takes the belt off, handing it to the referee. Jumbo attacks right away! *DING DING DING* COLE And the big man not wasting any time! Jumbo hammers Alf on the back, then whips him into a corner, following him in with an avalanche! COLE And Alf CRUSHED in the corner right there! Alf sinks down in the corner, then Jumbo picks him up and whips him to the other side. Jumbo charges...but Alf moves this time! Jumbo staggers, and Alf gets on all fours, and Jumbo falls backwards over him! Alf jumps on top of Jumbo, hammering him with right hands, then quickly goes up to the top rope. As Jumbo gets up, Alf drills him with a missile dropkick! COACH Great dropkick right there, and a quick cover! 1... 2..... Kickout with AUTHORITY as Jumbo pushes him 1/3 of the way across the ring! COLE It's going to take a lot more than that well-executed dropkick to keep this big guy down! Alf agrees with Michael, and slides out of the ring. Alf goes under the apron, and comes out with a kendo stick and a trash can! COLE And Alf's breaking out all the stops early here, Coach! Alf slides in and goes to the midsection of Jumbo with the stick, and then the back! Alf then places a knee to the back of Jumbo and starts to choke him with the stick! The referee places a count, and Alf releases at four. Alf gets up and drops a leg on the back of Jumbo's head! He rolls the big guy over and covers... 1... 2..... Kickout! COACH Not the authority on that kickout as we saw before, though! Alf gets Jumbo up, and tries to work him up onto the top rope. COACH What's he doing here? Alf, the Rumble's not for another three days! Jumbo is eventually set up in the corner, and Alf slides out of the ring, grabbing a TABLE and a trashcan lid! Alf slides the table into the ring, then jumps onto the apron and hits Jumbo over the head with the lid! He then gets into the ring and sets up the table before following Jumbo to the top rope. COACH He's not really going to try a superplex on this guy, is he? COLE It doesn't look that way, he may be looking to take Jumbo down with a Frankensteiner through that table! And Michael is right again, as Alf jumps onto the shoulders of Jumbo and attempts a hurricanrana, but Jumbo hangs onto him, staying on top. He then picks Alf back up, and then throws him down THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Alf rolls backwards on impact onto his front. COLE GREAT counter by Jumbo, and Alf could be out here, Coach! Jumbo slowly climbs down and pulls Alf out of the wreckage, then covers... 1... 2...... Kickout! Jumbo picks Alf up off the mat, then whips him into the ropes and catches him with a BIG BOOT to the face! Jumbo then backs up and measures Alf up, before dropping a big elbow! Cover... 1....... 2.............. Alf gets a shoulder up! COACH This could be a big upset right here, Cole! And could you imagine what this would do for Jumbo going into this Sunday to beat Alfdogg and take the belt off of him? COLE It would certainly do a lot for the big guy's confidence, no question about that! Jumbo delivers a vertical suplex to Alf, then rolls over for the cover... 1... 2....... NO! Alf gets the shoulder up again! Jumbo then sets Alf up on the ropes. COACH We saw the big guy use a superplex last week, will it get him the win here against Alf? Jumbo goes up to the second rope, and takes Alf to the mat with a SUPERPLEX~! 1... 2........ NO! Alf kicks out! COACH And much like Ric Flair, Alf just will not go away! COLE :headbang: Jumbo walks over and grabs the trash can which was brought into the ring by Alf. He waits on Alf to get up, and SLAMS it into his skull! COLE Look at the dent in that trash can! Alf is out of it! Jumbo signals for the end, then backs into the ropes and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!! COACH That'll do it, we're gonna have a new champ...wait a minute, what's Jumbo doing? Jumbo rolls off after hitting his finish, then goes to the outside and goes back under the apron. COLE Well, I thought Jumbo could have had the title wrapped up right there, but apparently he wasn't too sure about it! Jumbo brings a LADDER out from underneath the ring, and slides it under the bottom rope! COACH Well, he's definitely gonna make sure now, Cole! Jumbo whips Alf into the ropes, and gives him a powerslam! He then sets up the ladder next to him, and starts to make his way up on the other side as the crowd stands up in unison. COLE Oh, no. COACH Jumbo likes to call his big move the XL splash, I wonder how many X's you can add onto the front of this one? COLE Well, Alf may be able to tell us if this connects... Jumbo climbs up to the very top of the ladder, and quickly FLIES OFF... ...but Alf rolls out of the way, and Jumbo lands flat on the mat! COLE Big risk by the big man, and it DID NOT pay off! COACH But both men are out, Cole! And the question is, who will be able to recover and summon the strength to walk away with the gold? The referee starts to count. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Both men make it to their feet, and Jumbo delivers a weak right hand, which is returned by Alf! Jumbo with a second attempt, but Alf blocks and starts firing off rights! COLE It looks like it's going to be Alf, Coach! Jumbo goes to the eyes to break up the flurry. COACH No, what it looks like is that you spoke too soon, Cole! Jumbo whips Alf into the ropes, but Alf ducks a clothesline and hits a superkick! Jumbo falls into the ropes, and as he comes back to Alf, Alf with the momentum somehow manages to take him overhead with a belly-to-belly! COLE And Alf, I don't know how he did it, but he somehow got him over! COACH It was Jumbo's momentum coming off the ropes that did it, I think. Alf doesn't get the big man up from a standing position. Alf comes off the ropes, and takes Jumbo down again with a Hart Attack clothesline! He then grabs the trashcan, and goes up to the top with it, coming down on the head of Jumbo! Alf then goes to another corner, climbing the top as the fans rise with him...and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE Put it in the bag! 1........... 2................. 3!!!!!!!!!1 *DING DING DING* COACH Great effort by the big guy, but Alf does it again! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartla...[/i] COLE WAIT A MINUTE! Buffer's announcement is cut off by Brock Ausstin sliding into the ring and flooring the worn out Alf with a clothesline! Brock then grabs Alf and tosses him over the top to the floor! COACH Again, could be a preview of this Sunday! Brock then walks over to Jumbo as Alf looks on from the floor. Brock picks up Jumbo...and DELIVERS AN F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE F-STUNNER-5 on the 440 pounder!!! Brock then stares down Alf, who is in the aisleway. Alf responds by raising his belt high overhead as the crowd cheers and [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
