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Yo best Yo mommas!

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Guest mw679

Ok, my budy and I did this for, like, a half hour a little while ago...we went back and forth, and laughed our asses off! I'll start with 5:

 

Yo mommas so big, she plays hop scotch like this: "New York, Chicago, Denver, L.A.!"

 

Yo mommas house is so dirty, you have to wipe your feet before you go OUTside!

 

Yo mommas so ugly, when she was a kid, she had to trick or treat over the phone!

 

Yo mommas so old, when God said "Let there be light!", she was there to throw the switch!

 

Yo mommas so ugly, when she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yeah, let's go bury it!"

 

Let's hear your best Yo mommas....

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

Does anyone remember when HBO was gonna air a show just like this? I think it was gonna be based on the 'Snaps' book series.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Does anyone remember the Game Show Dirty Dozen on In Living Color.  It was funny cause one time it was a white guy vs a black guy and the black guy was schooling him on the Yo Momma so.. jokes and then out of no where the white guy came up with this really good one and won.  

 

Yeah...and the white guy wasn't Jim Carrey either..

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Guest Dark Lotus

Yo momma so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch!

 

Yo momma so fat, she wore a yellow raincoat downtown and people followed her yelling "TAXI!"

 

Yo momma so fat, she did a cartwheel and kicked God in the chin.

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Guest SuicidalAfterBash91

Yo momma is like a bowling ball…every night she gets picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter.

 

Yo momma is like a telephone booth…open to all

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Guest The Electrifyer

It might be old, but its still funny:

 

Yo momma so fat, that when she dived into the ocean, the whales started singing, "We Are Family!"

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Guest Just call me Dan

Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!

 

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to go around the bitch and I got lost!

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