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Hurricane's enemy a femme-fatale?

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Guest Lord of The Curry

*Calmly tosses Rey Jr, Knoble, Nova and Moore out the window*

 

Ok, so where do we go from here? The only thing I can see them doing is them bringing up Victoria from OVW along w/ an OVW or HWA guy, like Mini-Crippler or Moore. Other then that I'm currently Hurri-stumped.

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Guest art_vandelay

Don't lose hope yet, maybe it's Rey in drag!

 

Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if they are just throwing us a curveball and reveal that it is a man with painted fingernails.

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

Well they have hinted at a Helms/Torrie relationship in the past where he 'saved' her and stuff...

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Guest Ravenbomb

Did I miss something? What gives you the impression that it's a woman?

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If i didn't know any better, i would think that it could be Crowbar. But I know better so ain't Crowbar. Even worse, I now know it ain't La parka...damn them...damn them to hell...btw who is mini crippler? Knoble?

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Guest Lord of The Curry

Normally I'd call you a fool Rudo, being that they WERE going to do a Tajiri/Maven thing over Torrie. BUT Maven broke his leg and is gone for two months so this Torrie/Helms thing has fallen in their lap it seems.

 

I still think it's a chick bringing up some dude. As much as I want to see Hurricane/Tajiri go at it, a woman at ringside is usually bad news for a feud. Can't they just bring up Knoble or Moore and have them kill each other because they don't like each other?

 

I mean it could be Rey...the small hands and such. Damn Carnie.

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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

small girly hands?

 

finger nails painted?

 

Isn't it obvious!

 

The stalker is Jeff Hardy.

 

...and they have history to boot.

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Guest AnnieEclectic

Alrighty, beingz in SWF IRC Chat (*cough* cheap plug, we're at the bottom of the site, and #IGNWF at bne002w.webcentral.co.au on IRC....) we're pondering this ourselves.... possiblities include:

 

Terri (Teriyaki beef jerky? Cheap, but possible)

 

Gregory Helms himself (why? who knows, but I just pulled the -twin- angle, so why not?)

 

Macho Man Randy Savage (Is this a 'WTF' choice? possibly not. Makes the Beef Jerky clue make sense, and he could be bringing Gorgeous George with him, thus the woman deal... not likely but there nonetheless... credit to Drew_K if this is right.)

 

Val Venis (women and meat sticks. done.)

 

Knobble/Moore (they have no WWE history, but they could mock up anything about them and make it fit. Damn it, let this not be the case...)

 

Long Long LONG shot: Molly Holly. Except she's on RAW. oops. But that doesn't matter now does it?

 

 

 

My next question, will the finally revealed enemy be a super-villain? I can only hope so.

 

-Annie

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Guest areacode212

This doesn't make much sense (beef jerky?), but don't forget that Ivory hung out with Helms at the beginning of the InVasion.

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Guest Max Danger

Did you all ever think that those hands are apart of who it is?  I mean, there could be a guy on the other side of the woman.  The female hands could just be there to throw people off.  That picture wasn't that small.  Just saying is all.  I could be way off.

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Guest JHawk

They've more or less hinted at it being Molly Holly, even with the wrong show.  Look at the two clues.

 

1.  Female hands posing with The Hurricane.

 

2.  Beef jerky.

 

Facts:

 

1.  Molly Holly has obviously posed for such pictures before.

2.  In WCW, Molly was Miss Madness, hanging around with Slim Jim spokesman Randy Savage.

 

So we've successfully concluded that...

 

 

 

Madusa slept with Vince McMahon for a job.  :)

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Guest notJames
Did you all ever think that those hands are apart of who it is?  I mean, there could be a guy on the other side of the woman.  The female hands could just be there to throw people off.  That picture wasn't that small.  Just saying is all.  I could be way off.

I have to learn to type faster, or watch TV with the computer on...

 

(...damn computer jockeys stealing my ideas before I can get online...)

 

;)

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Guest areacode212

What have been the various hints that have been given out, besides the beef jerky and the picture? I'm not convinced that it has anything to do with Molly (or even Ivory), since either would be the lamest "surprise arch-enemy" ever.

 

That picture didn't necessarily have to be of a current WWE wrestler; it could have been a candid picture that Helms took with some friends backstage. I'm guessing it's Daffney and some guy (Knoble/Moore). So if I'm right, you saw it here first!

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Guest AnnieEclectic

*still hopes for the slim chance that Macho Man returns to the WWE*

 

I don't care if he's old, I'd mark like a woman possessed! He still has enough juice to climb the top rope and fly through the air like the Macho of old. I hope... :D

 

-Annie

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Guest AnnieEclectic

Oh please. Macho's not Ken Caminiti.....

 

He'd *never* give a percentage of wrestlers that juice. That would be wrong.

 

-Annie "But he played for the Astros... who cares?" E

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Guest caboose

Didn't Savage decide to no lobger come of the top with his elbow for some injury reason?

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Guest Redhawk

Well, if it is a woman, how about Nidia, Jackie (the White one), or Linda?

 

Or maybe it's AJ Feisty?

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Guest the 1inch punch
They've more or less hinted at it being Molly Holly, even with the wrong show.  Look at the two clues.

 

1.  Female hands posing with The Hurricane.

 

2.  Beef jerky.

 

Facts:

 

1.  Molly Holly has obviously posed for such pictures before.

2.  In WCW, Molly was Miss Madness, hanging around with Slim Jim spokesman Randy Savage.

 

So we've successfully concluded that...

 

 

 

Madusa slept with Vince McMahon for a job.  :)

I admire that logic

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Guest Zack Malibu

WWE was interested in Daffney not too long ago.  Could always be her, and she could be used to bring a new rival (not necessarily Crowbar) in.

 

But I'd say it's probably just Moore.  I don't think Knoble paints his nails.

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Like the guy said, the picture is large. The female could be some irrelevent fan, maybe, getting her picture taken with Helms and Rey Jr. backstage at a WCW event. Furthermore, all of this is comming from a "Small and Mysterious" Villian.. Rey Jr. signed a WWE contract, right?

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Guest

Isn't is obvious?

 

It's Sean Stasiak!

 

Beef jerky refers to his Meat gimmick.

 

The rhyming clues resemble his Planet Stasiak promos.

 

He has small girlish hands.

 

 

IT ALL ADDS UP!!!

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Guest The Mighty Damaramu
Like the guy said, the picture is large. The female could be some irrelevent fan, maybe, getting her picture taken with Helms and Rey Jr. backstage at a WCW event

 

It couldn't be from a WCW event....he was Hurricane in that picture.

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Guest Ash Ketchum
I think it will be Ivory with Noble or Moore.

GO BRET!!!!

 

 

 

I swear, when I saw those hands, I immediately recongnized them as Ivory's.

 

No way in hell, unless Heyman's on crack, that it'll be just Ivory, but probably her and Mysterio. ^_^

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