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SWF Storm Card 2-18-2006

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The Smartmark's Wrestling Federation Presents...

SWF STORM!

LIVE, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 18th, FROM THE SOLD OUT KEYARENA IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!

(7:00pm PST, 10:00pm EST; check local listings)

 

The Lethal Lottery is underway! Tonight, we see some more matchifications, with plenty of cross-pool action, and a gentlemen's encounter between Bruce Blank and Insane Luchadore? That can't be right - but it is! Plus, the battle of the big mouths, and our World Champ in action!

 

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The Main Event (non-title)

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. "The Icon" Max King ©

 

---> We need to keep our champions in shape, after all. At From the Fire, Magnifico's got Wes, and MaddiKing's got... someone... but in the mean time, we can't let them get rusty. Max King gets a crack at the unbeatable Magnifico in tonight's show-stopping Main Event!

 

Rules: Standard singles match.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: realitycheck

 

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Lethal Lottery Match (Pool D)

Todd Cortez and Allan Hadrian (0/0) vs. Jay Hawke © and Arch Griffon (0/0)

 

---> Most rookies get their start against the likes of Ced Ordonez, but due to the timetable of the Lethal Lottery, Allan Hadrian's first match in the SWF is one of the highest-caliber tournament matchups yet! Jay Hawke and Todd Cortez clashed last show, with Hawke coming out the (not so clean) victor - Cortez will definitely be looking for payback. And we all know there's some history between Griffon and Hawke... how will the wildcard Hadrian play into all this?

 

Rules: Standard tag team match.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: chirs3

 

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Lethal Lottery Match (Cross-pool)

The Crimson Skull and Jason von Dierch (0/1) vs. Christian Fury and Mistress Sarah (0/1)

 

---> Moral victors of Smarkdown battle it out to break even on their tournament records!

 

Rules: Standard tag team match.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: janusd

 

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Lethal Lottery Match (Pool B)

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Zyon © (1/0) vs. Ghost Machine 2.0 and Matt Myers (0/1)

 

---> Victorious in their first match, Team SpYon looks to close the book on the other Pool B Team, and propel themselves to a 2-0 record before their cross-pool match. But look out - the cosplay master and a guy who might be a robot stand in their way!

 

Rules: Standard tag team match.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: Justice

 

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Bruce Blank © vs. Insane Luchadore

 

---> CLASH OF THE TITANS~!...

 

... OF HARDCORE!

 

... in a... standard... match?

 

An oddity, to be sure, but that's life - Bruce Blank and Insane Luchadore, both icons of the Hardcore/Ultraviolent/Not-Very-Nice division, look to settle their differences in a civilized setting.

 

Rules: Standard singles match.

Word Limit: 4500

Send to: Secret Agent

 

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Lethal Lottery Match (Cross-pool)

The Asian Underground (Akira Kaibatsu and Michael Cross) (1/0) vs. Ced Ordonez and Laberinto (0/1)

 

---> The Asian Underground made a big statement with their opening match in the tournament, and with all the odd couples about, many say they're poised to go far in the Lottery.

 

To go farther, though, they'll have to take on the not-so-victorious team Ced Ordonez and Laberinto! Can the masked wonder and the dancing machine pull out the win?

 

Rules: Standard tag team match.

Word Limit: 4500

Send to: chirs3

 

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Opening Bout

Amy Stepens vs. Kevin Coyote

 

---> A little preview of an upcoming Lottery match - two loudmouths, one of Team BlAmy and one of Team KevAdore, battle it out for our amusement!

 

Rules: Standard singles match.

Word Limit: 4000

Send to: Evolution

 

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Opening Promo: Unclaimed

 

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SPECIAL BONUS MATCH

Jimmy the Doom vs. An Octopus

 

---> Be careful what you wish for.

 

Rules: HARDCORE.

Word Limit: 1995

Send to: chirs3

 

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Word limits trimmed to fit the delay, but if you'd like 'em raised, PM your marker and ask.

 

Send all materials (marked matches, promos, etc.) to realitycheck!

Edited by chirs3

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I've had a tendency to just skim through shows as of late, but Jimmy vs. an Octopus might just be worth reading.

 

My money's on the octopus to sit on the ref.

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How does the octopus have the advantage if the match is on land? Octopuses are usually water-based, aren't they?

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For future reference, Team BlAmy is now to be known as 'Drunk & Disorderly'. Tag stats will appear in our stats posts...

 

...sometime.

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With Von Dierch as your partner, I don't blame you. I probably wouldn't write them.

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Octo-stats. Enjoy.

 

Wrestlers Name: An Octopus

Height: 2'4"

Weight: 118 lbs.

Hometown: The Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Age: 1 (they don't live very long)

Face/Heel: Heel

Stable: Marine Biology, with every other undersea creature.

Ring Escort: Nope.

Weapon(s): I dunno, I imagine his tentacles hurt.

Quote: "Glub."

 

Looks: An octopus.

 

Ring Entrance: "Under the Sea", from the Little Mermaid, begins playing as two men walk out from the back, carrying a bag containing An Octopus between them as the crowd goes wild! They walk down the ramp, dump the poor creature into the ring, then run off before PETA gets onto them.

 

Strength: 8

-It's an octopus. They're strong.

Speed: 1

-It's an octopus. They're slow on land.

Vitality: 1

-It's an octopus. It can't breathe.

Charisma: 10

-Remember how crazy over the squid from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was? Yeah.

 

 

Style: An octopus.

 

Signature moves

-Grab with tentacle.

-Open and close mouth.

-Latch onto limb

 

 

Common moves

-Gasp for breath.

-Open and close mouth.

-Flail about.

-Spray ink.

 

Rare moves

-Thunder Fire Powerbomb.

 

Finishers

-Asphyxiate.

-Grab really hard with tentacle (submission hold).

 

Notes: An octopus.

 

Bio: An octopus.

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...was there really any need to put a spoiler tag on THAT?

 

But yay for Octo-stats.

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I just want to ask: Who is writing a match for/as An Octopus? I don't mean "I intend on writing one, after such and such happens", but there are actually some words down for the Jimmy the Doom/An Octopus match. I ask because I am pretty much done, and I've stuck to the word limit, but if someone else (Or several people) are writing, and would like an increased limit, I think I could modify and add some things.

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Lord I wish I could - I'm just not sure if I have any time between now and tomorrow evening deadline time.

 

erm - if (and it's a big if) I would try to write this I'd keep it inside the word limit.

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Because my house is receiving new pledges/probationary members/potential new members tomorrow, I'll be doing car bombs starting at 5 AM and not stopping for... the rest of the day or something. So my match-writers can have until around midnight as an extension if needed.

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