Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2006 We return to the ring, where two familiar figures are standing side by side in the middle of the square circle. "The Ice Heart" Dan Black and Tony "The Body" Brannigan, almost painfully sharp in tailored Armani suits, each hold a microphone. BLACK Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. My colleague Tony Brannigan and I have requested this short time slot to briefly address a bout which occured last week in the Anderson Cup. BRANNIGAN The Anderson Cup that we were cheated out of last year, and cheated out of again this year. Finally, I've figured it out. The OAOAST officials know that if Black T were to win the tag titles once more, well, there would be no one who could take them away. All matches would be forgone conclusions. I guess that wouldn't be good for business. But that's no excuse to give us a damn fast count in last week's match! The crowd boos this remark. BLACK Black T saved the life of the OAOAST tag division. We resuscitated it. Blew life into it. The tag team that beat us also knows a little about blowing. I didn't know until just this evening, but I must congratulate the Texas Lone Star Gunslingers, those big tough cowboys, on being the inspiration, the real life story behind the hit feature film, Brokeback Mountain. Well done, chaps. BRANNIGAN (Chuckling) It's a shame their wrestling skills don't match their, ahem...bare back riding. Now, Dan and I hate to lose. We hate to lose to losers even more. So we're here to put out a warning. Gunslingers, you got lucky. Incredibly lucky. You have no idea. It was a fluke, a lightning strike of opportunity. We are warning you boys, warning you to stay out of our way. Don't speak to us. Don't even look at us. In the ring, the locker rooms, promotional duties. You don't exist to us. You don't *want* to exist to us. BLACK I think we've made our point clear. There's just one more thing *WA WA WA WAAAA....* The crowd cheers in approval as the Gunslingers appear on the top of the ramp, grim expressions on their faces. BLACK Oh, welcome to the party boys. You have something to say? Windels and Mulligan don't say a word, merely staring at the ring. Mulligan is chewing a toothpick in the corner of his mouth. Windels unbuttons a denim shirt and drops it to the ground. BRANNIGAN Wooo, easy there, we have nothing against you guys, but we're strictly for the ladies. The Gunslingers look at each other, and nod. Mulligan spits out the toothpick. They sprint down to the ring! Black and Brannigan barely have time to drop their mics before the Gunslingers tackle them to the mat, reigning hard punches into the heads and chests of the former tag champs. Black T cover up and try to get out of the ring, but the LSG don't let them escape. A posse of security rushes the ring, pulling the Gunslingers off their battered adversaries, who immediately pull of their jackets, shove the security in front of them out of the way and leap at Mulligan and Windels! The four men exchange fierce punches, until yet more security is called in! Finally the two teams are dragged apart. The LSG are escorted out of the ring while Black T are held back, now looking rather less suave, spitting and swearing. COLE Oh my! Tempers running very high between these teams! CABOOSE It's trans atlantic playboys vs rough neck cowboys, you thought they were going to hit the clubs together? COLE They can hit my club anytime. CABOOSE Shut up, and cut to something else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
