Tommy fierro was onto something!

[Guest]

Tommy Fierro recently suggested that Paul Heyman win the Women's Championship. You guys didn't like that.

 

I have a better idea. Give it to Michael Cole. Yeah. Michael Cole, the Goatee-Wearing Bitch.

 

Let's say for the sake of argument, that JR and the King take SmackDown duty from Cole and Tazz. Cole has been evicted from his post. So instead of being an announcer, he decides to be a wrestler...Andy Kaufman style. He proclaims that he is "too much of a man" to wrestle other men, and wants to give the Divas of WWE a chance to wrestle him. Of course that makes no sense, but it's part of the charm.

 

So MC wins the Women's Championship, and as a result, is assigned to the womens' locker room. So he goes around to Stacy, Torrie, and Trish, and the rest, trying to engage in some fun. It would look like a bad porno, with Michael saying "Wow, that was a long, hard match. Whaddya say we shower off? And Vince says we're running up the water bills at the arenas...we'd better shower at once." Then the girls would get creeped out when Michael starts snapping towels and slapping asses, calling it "good ol' locker room horseplay."

 

The climax would come when Cole decides it would help him wrestle if he changed from street clothes to wearing a speedo. So he bursts into the locker room and says to the Divas, "I've got a big lump of Cole to stuff your stockings with, ladayz!"

 

Eventually, it is insinuated that he gets sodomized by Chuck and Billy, when he is behind closed doors screaming "NO! NOT THIS WAY!"

 

 

 

 

Crappy writing? Hell yes. But it's a pleasant alternative to his play-by-play.

[Guest TheDames7]

I thought that was funny as hell.....but I'm still comtemplating whether or not this belongs in fantasy booking

 

Dames

[Guest]

Yeah, I went with the old "nobody reads the fantasy booking" excuse.

 

But it would make Cole's part even funnier if he acted like a horny 12-year-old and maybe had some weird sick laugh while doing a thumbs-up to the camera. And it would be funny if the Red Tights Party molested Michael Cole.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Then after the angle had run its course, Brock Lesnar or someone like him could pound Cole into the ground to the extreme delight of everyone.