alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2006 [i]Renegade[/i] by Jay-Z & Eminem hits and the lights go out. The crowd boos heavily as Reject's entrance video plays on the Jumbotron. The baseline kicks in, and a single white spotlight shines on the entranceway, where Reject walks out to HUGE boos. COLE And here comes Reject, who's got a LOT of explaining to do after viciously attacking his partner, Thunderkid, last week! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from New York City, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] The spotlight follows Reject down the aisle, and he slides into the ring and poses in the corners, as [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo walks through the curtains, high-fiving the fans as he walks down the aisle. BUFFER [i]His opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Jumbo struts down the apron as Reject waits patiently in his corner, then as Jumbo climbs into the ring, Reject kicks the middle rope, causing Jumbo to be crotched! *DING DING DING* COLE And a cheap shot right off the bat! COACH I've never seen Reject as aggressive as he's been lately! Jumbo struggles to his feet, and Reject twists him around by the arm and drops him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And the EULOGY already, as Jumbo never recovered from the low blow... Reject lays back on Jumbo... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH And it's over, just like that! What a devastating move! BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] [i]Renegade[/i] plays, as Reject walks over and grabs the mic. REJECT Cut the music. The crowd boos as Reject lays a couple more kicks into Jumbo. REJECT Get those guys out here with the pushbrooms and get this fat piece of garbage out of here! Jumbo rolls out and makes his way to the back, as Reject makes his way to the middle of the ring. REJECT I suppose you people want an explanation, right? *crowd boos* REJECT Well, you know, last year, I was all ready to make my big comeback to the OAOAST, when I get a call from Thunderkid, saying, 'you know, I've been planning a comeback myself! Wouldn't it be [i]so[/i] cool if we made our big comeback together in Louisville'? Well, while making it in Louisville was a lot cooler than doing anything in Nashville... *crowd boos* REJECT ...for whatever reason, I accepted his offer. I tolerated his attempts to ride on my coattails. And I listened to everyone's claims that he was the strength in the team. And in that Chamber of Hell match at AngleSlam, I could have beaten Alf and won that title by myself, but no, I got eliminated because of YOUR mistake, TK! *crowd boos* And what happened? The so-called "strength" of the team went down. And if that wasn't enough, a couple months later, when Brock and his boys were beating us down, Alf himself runs out to make the save. And I kept TELLING you, TK, I kept TELLING you, 'we don't need Alf anymore, we can make it, we can survive on our own'! But no, you wouldn't listen, would you? And we were stuck tagging along with Alf, which leads us up to now...Alf's got a World title shot, and what do we have, TK? NOTHING! Alf USED us to get himself ahead, just like I told you he would. *crowd boos* Oh yeah, you did get something, that's right. You got a shot at the Heartland title last week, one which I told you beforehand I'd have your back, and I did. Did Alf have your back? No, he didn't, because he was worrying about himself, and resting his boo-boos. *crowd boos* That's why I did what I did, TK. I was tired of having to bail you out of these jams, I was tired of having to drag you on my coattails, and I'm tired of you, and Alf, blowing my big breaks. But it's not gonna happen anymore, because from now on, it's all about ME. [i]Renegade[/i] plays as Reject throws the mic down and leaves the ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
