KingPK 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2006 As we return, [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] is playing and Alfdogg is making his way down the aisle. COLE Welcome back everyone. Alfdogg is making his way to the ring I guess to join us here on commentary. COACH Right. More like he's coming down here so he can interfere in this title match. Cole stands as Alf reaches Sofa Central and extends his hand, but Alf simply looks at him and pulls a folding chair over next to him. Cole hands him a headset, but Alf takes it and simply tosses it back onto the desk. COLE Well, looks like we won't be getting Alf's insight on this match and his AngleMania opponent, whoever that will be. COACH Good. COLE It’s now time for our main event of the evening with the OAOAST Heavyweight title on the line! Let’s go up to Michael Buffer. *DING DING DING* BUFFER Lllladies and gentlemen, the following match is your HeldDOWN main event of the evening. It is scheduled for one fall with a one hour time limit and it is for the One and Only Anglesault Thread Heavyweight Championship of the World! Buffer looks to his right as he sees a stagehand (well….ringhand in this case) waving a small card at him. Slightly embarrassed, he walks over and, with a scowl at the poor guy for interrupting him (he’s MICHAEL BUFFER, DAMMIT!) looks at the card and takes his place again at center ring. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce your special guest referee for this match…. COLE What's this? CUE: [i]I’m On A High[/i] [b]BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!![/b] The fans unleash their disgust as HeldDOWN General Manager (and leader of the Upstarts) Axel appears on the stage dressed in black slacks and a OAOAST referee shirt. CABOOSE Oh, come on. Yeah, Axel sure did have a feeling that Knight wasn’t going to lose, didn’t he? COLE So this is what that dry cleaning delivery was all about. COACH Do you [i]really[/i] think Axel is that stupid? That he would jeopardize the title like this so close to the biggest show of the year? Do not doubt the Upstarts, gentlemen. But I’m sure Axel will be a fair and impartial referee because that’s how we roll around here. CABOOSE My goddamn ass. Axel walks up the ring steps and through the ropes, taking his place in one of the corners as his music fades. The lights go out….. *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* BOOM! A lightning bolt strikes the stage as the well known in wrestling circles [i]Know Your Role ‘99[/i] hits the PA and Tha Puerto Rican enters the arena to a surprisingly positive reaction from the jam packed crowd. He is somewhat surprised at the cheers as well, but decides to go with it and raises his 24/7 title into the air. BUFFER Introducing first; he hails from San Juan, Puerto Rico and weighs in tonight at two hundred and twenty pounds. He is currently the reigning OAOAST Twenty-Four/Seven Champion but tonight he enters this ring as the challenger. Ladies and gentlemen…Thaaaa Puertooooooooo Riiiiicaaaaaaannnnnn!!! “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” COLE These fans seem to be solidly behind Puerto tonight. CABOOSE And why shouldn’t they be? Finally they see what I’ve seen in him all along. After briefly trading words with Axel, PR hands off his belt to the ring attendant and jogs in place in his corner, slapping his face to psych himself up for the match. His music fades and the lights go out once more. [i] I've been defeated and brought down Dropped to my knees when hope ran out The time has come to change my ways…[/i] The guitar and drum flourish of [i]Metalingus[/i] begins, followed by the chorus as the champion steps through the sliding doors. Axel applauds in the ring, but the crowd isn’t so receptive. [i]On this day I see clearly Everything has come to life A bitter place and a broken dream And we'll leave it all behind[/i] “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” BUFFER And his opponent. He hails from Fall River, Massachusetts and weighs in tonight at two hundred and sixty-five pounds. He enters this match as the current reigning and defending One and Only Anglesault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the WOOOOOOOOORLD…..Peterrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kniiiiiiiiiiight!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Knight steps into the ring and immediately hits the turnbuckles, looking over the booing crowd with contempt as the flashbulbs of their cameras reflect off his freshly polished title belt. He hops down as the lights come back up and pulls on the ropes, starting his own warm up ritual. As he does so, Axel checks PR for any foreign objects. Finding none, he walks over to Knight but decides that such a search isn’t worth the time and simply takes the title belt from him, holding it in the air before handing it off to Buffer. COACH Knight doesn’t need anything else to help him win, so Axel isn’t going to waste his time. Axel calls both men to the center of the ring and gives them last minute instructions. He orders them back to their corners but, as PR turns his back, he nods to Knight who charges in and blindsides the challenger as Axel calls for the bell. *DING DING* CABOOSE Axel’s showing his impartiality already. Knight shoves the lighter PR into his corner and lays into him with right hands and stiff forearms. PR’s head bounces violently back with every shot. He continues to pummel PR while Axel simply watches. COLE Come on Axel, break them up! Axel finally steps in between and pulls them apart, but Knight immediately goes back on the offensive, delivering a stiff European uppercut followed by another which backs PR into the ropes. Knight whips him off and knocks him down with a hard back elbow. He drops down for the pin. 1… 2… PR quickly kicks out of the fast count and a disappointed Axel displays two fingers. Knight pulls PR back up and backs him into the ropes again to whip him off. He hooks him on the rebound and goes for a hiptoss, but PR twists in midair to land on his feet and takes Knight over with an armdrag, followed by another, and another that leads into an armlock, but Knight quickly kicks his foot out and finds the rope to force a break, which Axel immediately demands. Puerto glares angrily at Axel, but eventually breaks and endures a stern lecture from the referee. CABOOSE Careful Puerto. Keep a close eye on Axel. Tha Puerto Rican picks up Peter Knight. He nails him in the face with a punch. He then nails PK with another punch, and then whips Knight into the opposite turnbuckle. However, Knight reverses, and it’s PRL who hits the turnbuckle back first HARD! Knight smiles as he charges forward, however, PRL is able to fight back by elbowing PK in the face! PRL climbs the top rope, and waits for Knight to get into the right position. When he does, PR leaps off the top rope, and hits PK with a flying crossbody! 1… KICK OUT! CABOOSE That was a slow count! Did you see that? A SLOOOOOOOW one! COLE It’s true, that count did seem rather slow. CABOOSE Damn it! Axel holds up one finger to let PRL know that it was a one count. PRL asks Axel if he knows how to count. As a small chant of “P.R.! P.R.!” starts up; The Corporate Champ picks Peter Knight up, and nails him with some European Uppercuts. PRL Irish whips Knight into the ropes—Knight reverses. PR grabs the ropes to stop himself from bouncing off of them. PK charges forward, going for a big boot, but PRL ducks underneath the boot…causing PK to crotch himself on the top rope! CABOOSE Good one PR! Way to go! Puerto Rican grabs the top rope and pulls on it, causing Knight to go up and down, up and down! Axel tells PRL to stop doing that or else be disqualified. PR gives Axel the “Up yours!” gesture in response, and the crowd actually cheers! CABOOSE Yeah! You tell him, Champ! Axel and PR get into an argument. While this is going on, PK is recovering from getting crotched on the top rope. The crowd gets antsy, trying to warn PRL about PK’s recovery. COLE Axel is doing a damn good job of distracting PRL. COACH He’s not doing this just to give PK time to recover! He’s warning PRL about what he was doing! COLE I seriously doubt that, Coach. COACH Oh you are such a cynic Michael! It’s ridiculous! PRL and Axel are still arguing, while Peter Knight is back on his feet. Axel stops arguing with PR. When PR turns around, he gets booted in the face, knocking him down! COLE Oh! And Peter Knight sends Tha Puerto Rican to the mat with a big boot to the face! COACH Excellent work, PK! Excellent work! CABOOSE Ugh. Peter Knight goes straight to work, stomping on Tha Puerto Rican. Knight picks PRL up by his black sweatshirt (did I mention that PRL is in his warmup attire? Just thought I’d mention that). Double underhook suplex! PK sneers at PRL, and then picks him up. PK tosses Tha Puerto Rican out of the ring, and onto the floor. COLE Oh no. This isn’t good for PRL. Peter Knight is on the outside fighting Tha Puerto Rican. COACH Gee, I wonder who’ll win? Hmmm. I wonder. Peter Knight exits the ring. PRL is still trying to get up, so Knight kicks him in the stomach. PK beats on Puerto Rican on the outside, while Axel doesn’t even bother to administer a 10 count. PK slams PR’s face on top of a barricade. PR stumbles around ringside with Knight stalking him. PK beats on PRL some more, taking him over to Sofa Central. COLE Uh-oh! Look out! They’re coming this way! Triple C and Alfdogg get out of their seats. PRL is on his knees at Sofa Central. So, Peter Knight grabs PRL and hoists him up for a Gorilla Press Slam. PK drops PRL on top of the announcer’s table. PRL slumps to the ground. PK stares at Alfdogg, a smirk on his face. PK stomps on PR because he can. Axel is still just watching, not administering a 10 count. COLE Axel is just letting these two fight wherever they want. CABOOSE Yeah, but only because PK is in control. If PRL was in control, then it would be a different story. Peter Knight throws Tha Puerto Rican back into the ring. He covers PRL. 1… 2… KICK OUT! COLE Again with the fast count! Knight mutters, “Damn!” But then goes back to the attack. Knight scoops PRL up to give him a bodyslam! PK then leaps up, going for an elbowdrop…but PRL moves out of the way! “YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” PRL uses the ropes to get himself back to his feet. CABOOSE Come on. Come on! “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican gets to a vertical base and bounces off the ropes. SPINEBUSTER from Peter Knight! COACH Yeah boy! The crowd boos loudly. It looks like all the air was taken out of PRL with that spinebuster from the 6’4” 265 pound Peter Knight. PRL lies on the mat as PK gets up, starting to feel the effects of the match. COLE Peter Knight is once again in control of Tha Puerto Rican. What’s going to happen next? Will PK be able to retain the OAOAST World Title tonight? Or will Tha Puerto Rican finally reach the top of the mountain and become World Champion? We’ll be back right after this! [b]Commercials.[/b] We return to HeldDOWN~! with Peter Knight punching Tha Puerto Rican. COLE Back on HeldDOWN~! Peter Knight has been in control of Tha Puerto Rican throughout the break. He has not let PRL get any offense at all. COACH Peter Knight is showing the world why he deserves to be OAOAST Champion! Dominating PRL is no easy task, and yet that’s what Knight has been doing throughout this match! He is a one-of-a-kind athlete, and he’s proving it tonight, and he’ll prove it at AngleMania! PK whips PRL into a turnbuckle. He follows with a MASSIVE clothesline taking PRL off his feet for a second! PK whips PRL into the opposite turnbuckle, and follows with another massive clothesline, taking PR off his feet. PRL stumbles out from the turnbuckle, and is picked up by Knight. Belly-to-back suplex! Knight covers PRL. 1… 2… SHOULDER UP! COACH That was a normal count. COLE You’re right. It was a normal count. COACH SEE! Axel isn’t biased at all! “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” Knight picks PRL up by his black sweatshirt. He punches PRL in the face. Suddenly, PRL punches Knight in the face! Knight punches PR! PR punches Knight! PR punches Knight again! And again! And again! COACH Guys, what is happening? Puerto Rican continues punching Knight, sending him to the ropes. Punch. Punch. Punch. Spit. Punch. Peter rests on the ropes, while the crowd is becoming fired up. PR looks at the crowd, and then charges forward. However, PK is able to defend himself by ducking down so that PRL flies over the top rope and crashes to the floor! COACH Ow! I think he may have broken a tooth with that landing! COLE PRL is out on the floor, and the momentum has shifted back to PK! CABOOSE Oh dear God! Come on PRL! Get up! Get up! Peter Knight laughs at PRL’s fall. COLE Let’s take a look at the replay. We see an instant replay of PRL’s fall as PK gets out of the ring. Knight walks over to PRL, and kicks him all over his body. Axel is once again not administering a count. “P.K. SUCKS! P.K. SUCKS! P.K. SUCKS! P.K. SUCKS!” PK looks at the crowd in disgust. Knight glances over at Axel, and then picks Puerto up. He says something to him, and then whips him into the ring steps! PRL hits the ring steps shoulder first! COLE You could hear that all over the arena! PRL is pretty much out of it by now. He is winded and sweating profusely. PK is becoming more and more cocky by the second. A “P.K. SUCKS!” chant starts up again. Knight just ignores it this time. COACH PK can feel it. He can feel that the end is near! He can feel that he is about done with PRL! All he has to do is go back into the ring and cover him so that he can end this match and retain the title! Knight picks up Tha Puerto Rican and throws him back in the ring, Axel never administering a 10 count. Peter Knight enters the ring and stares at the fallen Puerto Rican. COLE Knight better be careful. He can’t get overconfident, because that may cost him big. Peter goes to pick up Tha Puerto Rican. And is surprised when Tha Puerto Rican grabs PK and cradles him for a pin! 1… Axel checks on PK. 2… Axel checks on PK again. PK KICKS OUT! CABOOSE What the hell were you waiting for? COACH He was checking to see if PK was hurt! CABOOSE How could he be hurt? PRL surprised him! He was playing possum! COACH Well maybe he got hurt during the pin! PRL gets up and glares IN ANGER~! at Axel. He walks over to Axel and starts yelling at him. The crowd gets hot, feeling that a brawl is about to break out. COLE PRL has a lot of guts yelling at Axel. The size difference is pretty obvious. CABOOSE PRL has a lot of guts, Cole. That’s how he’s been able to reign as 24/7 Champion since April of last year. Guts and brains. Tha Puerto Rican stops yelling at Axel. He goes over to pick PK up. PK elbows PRL in the stomach. He elbows PRL in the stomach again for good measure. Knight gets up and beats on PRL. He Irish whips him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but Tha Puerto Rican ducks, and comes back with a Rock-style punch to the temple. Rock punch! Rock punch! Rock punch! PRL’s punches take PK over to the ropes. PRL is still punching PK. He spits in his left hand, and then punches PK again, but this time the punch sends Peter Knight over the top rope and onto the floor! PRL plays to the crowd! COLE Tha Puerto Rican is in control! He is in control of Peter Knight! I can’t believe I’m actually saying this! COACH I can’t believe it either! This isn’t happening, is it? CABOOSE You better believe it, Coach! You better believe it! Puerto exits the ring. Knight is getting up, but PRL still wants to help him. P.R. nails P.K. with Rock-style punches to the temple. Meanwhile, Axel has begun a 10 count, counting a little faster than normal. COLE Oh I see. When his boy isn’t in control, Axel decides to do a 10 count. That’s balance. PRL grabs PK by his right arm, and whips him into the ring steps! The impact causes the top ring step to fall off! The crowd groans at this! COACH Oh my God! PRL enters the ring just as Axel counts 9. PR sneers at Axel, and then exits the ring again. PRL does some shaky leg kicks on PK as Axel starts his faster-than-usual 10 count. PRL picks up Peter Knight and throws him into the ring. More shaky leg kicks from Tha Puerto Rican as the crowd chants, “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” The CORPORATE 24/7 Champion stops to “smell the electricity”, and then picks up Peter Knight. Puerto whips Knight into a turnbuckle. He follows by giving Knight a Stinger Splash! Knight stumbles out from the turnbuckle, in a groggy state. Puerto Rican climbs the top rope, and waits till Knight’s back is turned. When it is, PR jumps off, giving Knight a top rope bulldog! COLE Bulldog from the top rope! COACH This isn’t happening! This isn’t happening! COLE It looks quite possible that PRL may pull off the upset here! He may unseat Peter Knight as World Champion! COACH DON’T YOU DARE SAY THAT! Peter Knight lies on the mat. PR exits the ring and climbs the top rope. The crowd starts buzzing, wondering what PRL is going to do. They get an idea when PR removes his left elbowpad, spits on it, and then throws it to the crowd. PR does some weird hand signals, and then leaps off the top rope, doing the “Up yours!” gesture in mid-air. CORPORATE ELBOWDROP! CABOOSE Hey Alfdogg, you’re going to feel that move at AngleMania! The crowd actually cheers for the move, although there are a few boos sprinkled in. PRL is still a heel after all. Tha Puerto Rican covers PK. 1… 2… KICK OUT! By the way, it was a fair count. COLE The Corporate Elbowdrop wasn’t enough to put Peter Knight away. COACH It’s not enough to put ANYBODY away if you ask me. PRL gets up. The Corporate One picks up Peter Knight. He whips him into a turnbuckle. Puerto follows that up by hitting Knight with The Rock-style punches. However, Axel gets in between PR and PK, telling PR to break it up. PR tells Axel he did nothing wrong. Axel doesn’t listen. PRL saids a curse in Spanish to Axel. When he turns around, PK is there to scratch his eyes out! COLE Hey Axel, why don’t you do something about that? COACH Do what? PK did absolutely nothing wrong there! COLE Oh come on. The crowd boos loudly. “AX-HOLE! AX-HOLE! AX-HOLE! AX-HOLE!” Peter Knight beats on Tha Puerto Rican, almost knocking him off his feet. Knight then grabs Puerto’s left arm and whips him into the ropes. Knight goes for a clothesline, but PRL ducks…and fires back with a flying forearm knocking Knight down to the mat! AND….KIP-UP! “YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE The kip-up! PRL kipped-up! COACH Oh no! PRL jumps up and down, feeling the adrenaline flowing through his veins. Axel has concerned look on his face. PRL plays to the crowd, and then heads to a turnbuckle. Peter Knight is still on the mat. COLE It could be Sweet Chin Music time for Peter Knight! PRL begins stomping his right foot a’la Shawn Michaels. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. The crowd counts along with each stomp. CABOOSE He’s fired up! He’s ready! Sweet Chin Music time! PRL continues stomping his right foot, impatiently waiting for PK to get up. PK is now sitting up on the mat. The crowd is hot, getting hotter by the second. COLE This is PRL’s traditional setup move for the Corporate Nightmare! PK gets to one knee. PR has an evil grin on his face. PK gets to his feet. CABOOSE Here it comes! Here it comes! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! COACH Geez, calm down. Don’t wet your pants! Peter Knight is now at a vertical base. He is dazed, winded, and groggy. PRL laughs manically. Axel still has a concerned look on his face. A hushed silence falls over the crowd, as PRL rushes forward, preparing to lift his right foot up for the… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! THAT IS CAUGHT BY PK! COLE Uh-oh. This isn’t good. PRL is shocked. PK lifts PRL up, and then charges forward, slamming him into a turnbuckle! PRL lies motionless on the turnbuckle. Knight looks at the crowd, and then heads to the opposite turnbuckle. He charges forward…but PRL moves out of the way….and PK hits the turnbuckle HARD! PK stumbles out from the turnbuckle. *KA-POW~!* Right into a SWEET CHIN MUSIC from Tha Puerto Rican! COLE The Sweet Chin Music connects! PRL has given Peter Knight the Sweet Chin Music! CABOOSE Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Way to go! Woooooooooooooooooooo! COACH No! No! Oh God no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Peter Knight falls to the mat like a sack of bricks. The crowd is cheering loudly now. Tha Puerto Rican looks to the cheering crowd with a smirk on his face. He gets an idea, and let’s the fans know that it’s time to end this thing. “THAT’S IT!” “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE That’s it! That’s the signal for the Corporate Nightmare! PRL is going to give Peter Knight the Corporate Nightmare! CABOOSE We’re going to have a new World Heavyweight Champion in just a few seconds! I can feel it! It’s going to happen! It’s finally going to freaking happen! PRL stalks PK in the ring, waiting for him to get up. He gets into position to deliver the Corporate Nightmare, while Axel continues watching all of this, concerned. COLE We could be just moments away from the crowning of a new World’s Heavyweight Champion! CABOOSE Tha Puerto Rican will FINALLY win the big one! Ya-hoo! Knight stumbles to his feet and leans against the ropes, trying to shake the cobwebs out. He turns around, facing PR..... KICK~! WHAM~! CORPORATE NIGHTMARE~! "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE HE HIT IT! HE HIT IT! Knight is on Dream Street! PR crawls on top of Knight and hooks the leg, but Axel hesitates, yelling at Knight to get up while PR slaps the mat, telling Axel to start his count. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" CABOOSE Do your goddamn job, Axel! Axel paces a bit, giving his man time to recover, but Knight doesn't seem to be responding. The boos intensify as Axel, resigned, drops to all fours and counts, slapping his hand hard on the canvas for the first count. ONE! And the second. TWO! But suddenly Axel jumps back to his feet, grimacing in pain and grabbing his counting hand. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" COACH He might have broken his hand counting! He can't finish the count! Oh no! CABOOSE MY F***ING ASS! Enraged, PR jumps to his feet and flies at Axel, grabbing him by the shirt and backing him into the corner while screaming in his face. COACH Yeah, go ahead and hit him and enjoy the unpaid vacation you will get! CABOOSE I don't care if he gets suspended. Someone needs to stop this bull**** already! Axel, knowing an opportunity when he sees it, tries to goad PR into hitting him while at the same time distracting him while Knight begins to recover. As Knight gets to his knees, Axel finally puts up his hands, seemingly apologizing to PR and promising to call the rest of the match fairly. Satisfied, PR turns.....but Knight picks his legs, steps through them and turns him into the Ace In The Hole! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" COACH YES! Knight cranks back on the full nelson, bending PR's lower back at an excrutiating angle, screams of pain escaping the challenger as he is bent the wrong way. Axel gets in position and repeatedly asks him if he wants to quit, but PR hangs on. The crowd stomps and claps to try to rally the challenger, shaking the rafters as they do. "P-R!" "P-R!" "P-R!" "P-R!" CABOOSE Fight it PR! Fight it! COLE Tha Puerto Rican is in a terrible spot right now. This move has made some big men surrender. CABOOSE He's got heart and I know he can do it! PR, summoning the last bits of strength he has left, leans forward to relieve some of the pressure on his back and manages to drag himself and Knight forward a foot or so. Knight pulls back to punish him some more, but PR is able to fight it and edge closer towards the ropes. The chanting intensifies the closer PR gets to the ropes. [b]"P-R!" "P-R!" "P-R!" "P-R!"[/b] COLE One more lunge and he might be able to do it! Axel gets down on one knee and gets right into PR's face, repeatedly asking if he wants to quit, but PR ignores the question, as he is focused on just one thing. PR gets closer........ Closer....... Axel looks over and notices what he is looking at...... Closer....... PR reaches his hand out..... And as he does so, Axel, while still checking for a submission, reaches over and pushes on the middle rope, leaving it mere inches away from PR's grasp! All the will seems to drain from PR as Knight pulls back and backs him towards the center of the ring. [b]"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"[/b] CABOOSE A travesty. What a ***king travesty. [b]“AX-HOLE! AX-HOLE! AX-HOLE! AX-HOLE!” [/b] COLE Axel pushed the rope away so Puerto couldn't grab it and......wait, Alf, where are you going? Enraged but not showing it, Alfdogg calmly rises from his seat at Sofa Central, folding up the chair that he was sitting on, and walks over to the apron. He slides into the ring behind and out of sight of Axel, who is solely focused on PR. Alf walks over to stand to the side of Knight, who also is so focused on the hold as to not even see Alf raise his chair. Axel sees the chair in his peripheral vision and stands to stop him....but it is too late. *[b]CRACK[/b]* As Alf swings and slams the chair into Knight's face. [b]"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"[/b] Immediately Axel calls for the bell and leans through the ropes to tell Buffer the obvious decision over the crowd wildly cheering Alf. CABOOSE FINALLY someone does something! COACH Alf just screwed Tha Puerto Rican out of the title! I knew Alf was up to no good in this match! COLE PR didn't have a chance in hell with that referee. BUFFER Llladies and gentlemen, your winner, as a result of a disqualification due to outside interference....and STILL the One and Only Anglesault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD.....Peterrrrrrrrrrrr Kniiiiiiiiiiight!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Axel retrieves the belt and raises the hand of a now bloody Knight as he lays on the mat. Axel walks over to Alf and demands answers, talking smack and generally being an ass in front of him. As an answer, Alf simply piefaces him, knocking Axel back into the ropes. Axel, incensed that Alf would do such a thing, growls in anger and kicks the rope. He begins to turn to give Alf the beating he deserves, but the last thing he sees before everything goes dark is a steel chair rapidly filling his field of vision. [b]*CRACK*[/b] [b]"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!![/b] COLE WHOA! COACH [i]He hit the General Manager!!!! He should lose his title shot and someone should have his ass arrested!!!![/i] CABOOSE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I hope my TiVo is recording this, because I want to watch it over and over when I get home. Suddenly, Christian Wright and the GPX storm the ring but Alf quickly rolls to the outside and hops the barrier, walking backwards through the crowd and smirking in satisfaction as Johnny Jax helps up Axel (who now is bleeding as well) and Christian assists the champion. Axel and Knight lean against the ropes, evil thoughts running through their heads as Alf raises his arm and makes his way out of the arena through the crowd. COACH Alfdogg just signed his death warrant. At AngleMania, Alf is ***king dead. We fade out with a shot of Knight and Axel. Bloody. Battered. And [i]extremely[/i] pissed off. [b]Fade to black[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
