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Who's the ugliest player in basketball history?

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Edit: This was supposed to be a poll, with the only choice being Adam Morrison, but I fucked it up.

 

Anyway, I really can't stand that prick. Between his stupid face and his stupid expressions, I just want to beat the living fuck out of him with a 2x4.

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God, I can't stand that prick. Between his stupid face and his stupid expressions, I just want to beat the living fuck out of him with a 2x4.

 

You didn't list anybody, dude!

 

Well, I'd say Muresan, whew, he was pretty gruesome.

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Guest NYankees

Bo Outlaw was one ugly mother fucker. Patrick Ewing wins honorable mention for looking like a gorilla.

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Anyway, I really can't stand that prick. Between his stupid face and his stupid expressions, I just want to beat the living fuck out of him with a 2x4.

 

That's not very nice.

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Guest Brian

I want to drive the four hours out to Spokane just so I can beat his ass. That and the stupid bouncing the ball on his head thing. There are few people in this life that I want to murder...scratch that, checked my list, but he's at number three.

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Sam Cassell looks like an alien.

 

Edit: I posted this before reading the thread. And then I saw other people mention him. He is the ugliest dude ever.

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There are some ugly fucks listed already, but I'll contribute my nomination with the line "Who wants to sex Mutombo?".

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Guest Princess Leena

I'll assume people have said Sam Cassell. That is the correct answer to this question for eternity. Fin.

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For YEARS, I would've said Sam Cassell, but someone has closed in and passed him in the last few seasons, and his name is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Michael Ruffin.

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This thread is very homosexual. There's no difference between this and "who is the most hansome player in basketball history?".

 

Who cares how a male looks, aslong as he gots good basketball game he's cool in my books.

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Guest Big_Jay101

I think the name of the player im picturing is Charlie Villanueva(?) ring a bell?

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I think the name of the player im picturing is Charlie Villanueva(?) ring a bell?

 

Seriously, I like Charlie but he does look like someone from Star Trek.

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What the hell was wrong with Tyrone Hill's head? That was one of the ugliest basketball players ever.

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I mean, the guy doesn't have eye brows...

 

He has some sort of rare condition where he can't grow any hair anywhere.

 

Anyway, Josh Boone is pretty ugly.

 

I remember last year around this time Bill Simmons declared UConn the ugliest team in basketball.

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Sam Cassell looks like Smiegel from the LOTR series.

 

Morrison wouldn't be so bad if he got rid of that molestache.

 

Reggie Miller also deserves a nomination

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The starting line up of the Detroit Pistons or Tracy McGrady.

 

Steve Kerr on NBA Live 06 is very concerned about his 'sleepy' look

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