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HD: Alf vs Reject

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[i]Renegade[/i] hits and Reject comes through the curtains to the boos of the crowd.

COACH
Reject's been waiting for this match for a long time, Cole!

BUFFER
[i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall!  Making his way down the aisle, from NEW YORK CITY, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i]

COLE
And Reject has signed to meet his former partner, Thunderkid, at AngleMania V, but here tonight, he'll meet another former associate, the #1 contender, Alfdogg!

[i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg comes through the curtains to a huge pop.

BUFFER
[i]His opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i]

Alf slides into the ring and raises his arms in the corner, then quickly jumps down as Reject approaches him, causing Reject to back off.  The music cuts out, and the bell rings.

*DING DING DING*

Alf circles the ring with Reject, and Reject grabs a side headlock.  Alf backs Reject into the ropes, then shoves him off.  Reject comes off the ropes, ducks a clothesline, and knocks Alf to the mat with a NICE looking dropkick!

COACH
YEAH!  Way to go, baby!

Reject celebrates his feat, much to the chagrin of the crowd.  Alf slowly gets to his feet in a corner, then comes out and circles the ring once again.  Reject goes in for the tie-up, but Alf takes him over with an armdrag!  Reject quick to his feet, but Alf hits a dropkick of his own, and Reject rolls to the floor!  Reject kicks the steel steps in frustration.

COLE
But Alf quick to respond, and Reject really frustrated!

CABOOSE
Well, Reject can't leet himself get flustered, because that's when Alf really has you right where he wants you.

Reject slides back into the ring, and slaps Alf across the face!

COACH
Whoa, well maybe Reject's trying to give Alf a little taste of his own medicine here, then!

Alf responds by sending a wad of spit into the face of Reject!  Reject wipes his face, then charges Alf, who catches Reject in another armdrag!  Reject charges again, and gets caught in a drop toe hold!  Alf spins around and stands so that his feet are at Reject's face, then when Reject gets up, he delivers a slap of his own!  Reject simply walks back to his corner, extremely frustrated.

COLE
And Alf REALLY getting into Reject's head now!

COACH
Well, Reject's being smarter about it this time, though, he's taking a little walk, trying to cool himself down here!

Reject comes out of the corner, and grabs Alf in a rear waistlock.  Alf tries to wrestle out of it, then reaches down and trips Reject up.  Reject shoves Alf into the ropes with the free leg, then rolls to his stomach.  Alf hops over, then Reject rolls over again to attempt a reverse monkey flip...but Alf holds on to the ropes, and drops a fist on Reject!

CABOOSE
Alf saw that one coming a mile away!

Alf follows up with a T-Bone suplex!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Reject quickly scoots into a corner, and Alf follows.  The referee backs off Alf, and as he does, Reject pulls a razor blade out of his kneepad.

COLE
What's he going to do with that?

Reject starts sawing away at the rope tying the top turnbuckle pad into the corner, and throws the pad and blade to the floor.  He stands up in the corner, and holds his hands out at Alf.  When Alf comes in, Reject thumbs him in the eye.  Alf staggers backwards, and Reject comes out of the corner with a spinning wheel kick!  Cover...

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Kickout!

COLE
First pin attempt by Reject, as he's obviously setting up Alf for that exposed buckle!

Reject picks up Alf and delivers a fisherman's buster!  He then signals at the exposed buckle, and picks Alf up in running powerslam position.  Reject plays to the crowd, drawing more boos, then goes to the buckle.  Alf slides behind the back and shoves Reject, who stops himself before hitting the buckle.  Alf grabs Reject from behind, and delivers a German suplex!

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Kickout!

COACH
Close call for both guys in that sequence!

Reject picks up Alf and goes for the PITCH BLACK~!!!...but Alf counters, and slingshots Reject into the exposed buckle!

COACH
OH NO!

COLE
Reject into the buckle!

Alf catches Reject on the rebound with an overhead belly-to-belly, then goes to the top rope!

COLE
And Alf looking to finish it early here!

Alf LEAPS...but Reject rolls out of the ring!  Alf sees this, and rolls over when he gets to the mat, ala Eddie Guerrero.  Alf keeps his eyes on Reject as he shakes the cobwebs loose and walks around the ring.  Reject walks all the way around, and stops and puts his hands on his knees on the side of the ring opposite the entryway.  At this point, the crowd rises to its feet, as it sees the World champion, Peter Knight, slowly coming down the aisle!

COLE
Wait a minute, what's this?

COACH
Just someone wanting a little payback, Cole.

Knight slides into the ring, as Alf is still focused on Reject.  Alf finally turns around...right into a BELTSHOT~!  from Peter Knight!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

COLE
Peter Knight, the World champion, with a cheapshot on Alf!  And the referee's throwing this one out!

*DING DING DING*

Knight stomps away at Alf, as Reject slowly rolls back into the ring.  Reject acts as cheerleader as Knight mounts Alf and peppers him with stiff forearms, Alf's head snapping back violently on each impact.  Knight switches to a choke while Reject joins in with some stomps of his own.

CABOOSE
You have to wonder if this was pre-meditated between Reject and PK!

COLE
It's a possibility!

Knight yells taunts and obsenities at Alf while Reject takes care of the referee as he attempts to break things up by grabbing him by the shirt and yanking him through the ropes and to the floor.  Knight pauses from beating on a now bloody Alf and shouts an order to Reject, who rolls out of the ring and shoves Michael Buffer out of his seat before folding it up and bringing it into the ring.

COLE
Oh no.

COACH
Alf wants to swing some steel?  Time to find out what it tastes like himself.

CABOOSE
I'm sure Axel isn't going to do a damn thing to stop this.

Reject leaves the chair on the mat and Knight pulls Alf up by the hair, staring into his eyes with a look of pure hatred.  Alf tries a few right hands to try and escape, but a few Knight knees to the gut along with clubbing blows by Reject weaken him and Knight hoists him up in a fireman's carry.

COLE
No, not on the chair!  He did the same thing to Stephen Joseph!

Knight parades him around the ring, just because he can, before walking over to the chair.

"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

But suddenly Thunderkid tears down the aisle and slides into the ring.  Reject points him out to Knight and Knight reluctantly drops Alf to deal with him.  Reject tries a clothesline, but TK ducks it and bounces off the ropes.  He leaps for a bicycle kick for Reject, but Reject rolls out of the way and out of the ring, leaving Knight no chance to react as TK connects.  

"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Reject quickly jumps the barrier and backs out through the crowd as TK mounts the turnbuckles and glares at him.  As officials storm the ring, Reject pushes his way through the crowd and out of sight while TK hops down to check on Alf.  On the outside, Knight flexes his jaw and, seeing a wall of officials between him and TK, decides to just walk back up the aisle.

COLE
TK to the rescue for his friend Alf, and I can't believe Reject, just basically shielding himself with the World champion right there!  He made it seem like he was happy to sign on the dotted line last week, but a lot less so when it was in person!

CABOOSE
And perhaps a preview of tonight's match with PK and TK with TK delivering that big bicycle kick!

COACH
I don't think so, I think brains will prevail over brawn, just like at AngleMania!

 

Is that too short of a match, PK? I wanted to save a little bit, since there will be an Alf/Reject feud later in the year, and this was basically to advance the two feuds anyway. You can change whatever you need.

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Yeah, that match is fine. It would make sense for Knight to get involved early since he's in a foul mood after last week. I am gonna add to the PK attack on Alf a bit to get that across more though, and then have TK make the save, if you don't mind.

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