Guest Mole Report post Posted June 2, 2002 I'd say the best quote comes from Ric Flair. "To be the man, you got to beat the man" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Russo; HOGAN, YOU BIG BALD, PIECE OF SHIT! LoL, Just Kidding. (Sort Of) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE..CAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO!" (glass breaks fans cheer and we all live happily ever after) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Actually, This past Monday. RVD Said, "Nobody Gets Higher then R-V-D!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "I'm Hardcore!" - Mick Foley "I've been pulling a limp, white object out of my pants for many years. I've just never gotten cheered for it." - Mick Foley Come to think about it, Mick Foley has an awful lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Narcoleptic Jumper Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "I AM NOT A JOKE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" - Jericho, talking to Rock. God, I loved that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Oh, and speaking of that greatest heel promo this year yet (Jericho against the Rock on that one Smackdown), here's my personal favorite part of it.. Rock: IF YA SMEEEEELLALALAL- Jericho: NO!!!!!!!!!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! That part made me burst out in laughter, now THAT'S how you do a whiny heel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Oh, and speaking of that greatest heel promo this year yet (Jericho against the Rock on that one Smackdown), here's my personal favorite part of it.. Rock: IF YA SMEEEEELLALALAL- Jericho: NO!!!!!!!!!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! That part made me burst out in laughter, now THAT'S how you do a whiny heel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Narcoleptic Jumper Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Jericho so ruled earlier this year. Does any one happen to know if I can get a MP3 of that promo somewhere? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "I am alot of bi things, but bilingual isn't one of them" -HHH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Is this supposed to be best wrestling quote, or best quote that comes from wrestling? (As in something that can apply to life) Do YOU, Hoak Hogan, want your ideas, your beliefs, to live forever? FOR HOAK HOGAN - in this normal world, PHYSICALLY! NONE OF US can live forever. But the place that you have taken the Hoakamaniacs - the ideas and the beliefs that you have given them -can live through me, Hoak Hogan... THAT IS WHY I BREATHE! That is why the warriors have come! Hoak Hogan, there are ones that question WHERE YOU ARE TAKING THEM! Do you no longer want to walk? OR STEP! Into that darkness... Hoak Hogan, the darkness I speak of is nothing to fear. It is about beliefs... of accepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing EVERYTHING, Hoak Hogan! YOU HAVE LIVED HOAK HOGAN FOR THE LAST FIVE WRESTLEMANIAS for this one belief. Now Hoak Hogan, I COME TO TAKE WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN further than you ever could! I came Hoak Hogan not to destroy the Hoakamaniacs and Hoakamania. I come Hoak Hogan to bring the warriors and Hoakamaniacs together as one. As we Hoak Hogan accept ALL THE CHALLENGES! With all the strengths of the Woah-Yahs and the Hoakamaniacs together, Hoak Hogan, the colors of the Hoakamaniacs ARE COMING THROUGH THE PORES OF MY SKIN! And Hoak Hogan, when we meet Hoak Hogan, I WILL LOOK AT YOU! And you will realize then that I have come to DO NO ONE NO HARM! But only Hoak Hogan to take what we both believe in, to places it SHALL NEVER HAVE BEEEEENNN!" -Ultimate Warrior Wm VI Pick any one thing from this... Dear god it rules Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Edge + Christian- "Sodas Rule" I don't know why but I just crack up after ever hearing that. Austin- "...Well Austin 3:16 says I kicked your ass!" for hsitorical reasons oh and yes....jericho kicks ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Austin's King of the Ring '96 speech. Bar none. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "I am alot of bi things, but bilingual isn't one of them" -HHH we have a winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Here's a disturbing mental image for you: Triple H, Joanie Laurer, and Shawn Michaels in a threesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "Here's a disturbing mental image for you: Triple H, Joanie Laurer, and Shawn Michaels in a threesome." --------- We have a loser... And sadly it is each and every one of us who had that thrust upon us... Damn you Risk.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Here's a disturbing mental image for you: Triple H, Joanie Laurer, and Shawn Michaels in a threesome. EWWWWW... damn you, Risk! *smacks Risk for that mental image* ... Ewww... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Kidman: "If anyone knows about drawing flies, it's a piece of shit like you" (to Hogan) Hogan: "All you fans can just STICK IT!" (BATB '96) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Ummm... Violent J (re: Fat Fuck Barrel Boy): He's a big fat fuck in a fucking barrel. WHAT COULD BE BETTER?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Anything Raven has ever said ex: 'It's better to have a condemed soul than no sould at all' a bunch of stuff from JCW vol. 1 and that warior speech was pretty cool, I gotta watch wm 6 now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "If you don't like it, you better learn to love it, because it's the best thing going today" - Flair "read what you want to read, believe what you want to believe, but to be the man, you gotta beat the man!" - Flair (Pointing to fan in the audience ) "You shut your mouth! I will take your mother home, and make a woman out of her you can bet your life on that... I'll take your mom home and make her go woo woo woo!" - Flair "Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it's still got tha longest line! Whoooo" - Flair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 2, 2002 Oh yeah, and although my friend isn't a wrestler, he said something hillarious to me once that I thought would be such a perfect catch phrase "Am I smiling? Well it's a smile of pain, and you'll feel it in a second!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 2, 2002 "Adversity introduces a man to himself." "You don't ask to join the horsmen. The horsemen choose you." -- Arn F'n Anderson "The man who, last night, took such liberties with YOUR MOTHER [said to fan in audience] that he is now legally recognized as your father in 17 states..." -- Joel Gertner, introducing the now-deceased Big Dick Dudley. "...because quite frankly I know what the fans want better than they do." -- Vince McMahon (work or shoot? I can't tell...) "Page, I look at you, and I see white trash! I look at these people, and I see white trash! So maybe you are the people's champion!" -- The Big Bad Booty Daddy Himself, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner, esq. "You know why Hogan's skin is that unnatural orange tan? It's from being in the spotlight too long." -- Billy Kidman "Bang!" -- Positively Kanyon (okay, maybe this one isn't as effective outside the context of the situation). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheyCallMeMark Report post Posted June 3, 2002 Booker T: "I am the five time, five time, WCW champion, sucka! RVD: "You lost the WCW title five times?" And I recently enioyed the skit where Jericho was giving Christian, Test and Storm T-shirts, and he said something along the lines of "Christian, Test, Merry Christmas... Lance, happy hanuhkuh." Then he just kept talking, and you could hear Storm mumble "I'm not jewish..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest raptor Report post Posted June 3, 2002 "Ralphus wants you to want me." "And now... he'll Rock, Rock, Rock 'till he drops... Marty Jannety!" -Chris Jericho (the rest of his Crusierweight Battle Royal Intros were hilarious as well) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted June 3, 2002 ahh russo...he has alot, if they only brought him onto smackdown to do another shoot on Hogan, i would mark so hard...like i did when he did it last time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 3, 2002 "Here's a disturbing mental image for you: Triple H, Joanie Laurer, and Shawn Michaels in a threesome." --------- We have a loser... And sadly it is each and every one of us who had that thrust upon us... Damn you Risk.. Hey if anyone has read Chyna's book... I refer you to the "Christmas Packages" photo. Nuff said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 3, 2002 Here's the Jericho/Rock exchange from the January 17 SmackDown!: Jericho: "Cut that music! Cut the damn music NOW!! How dare you, Rock. How dare you disrespect me, Rock! I AM THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION - I AM THE MAN YOU WILL BE FACING THIS SUNDAY AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE AND YOU HAVE NOT EVEN MENTIONED MY NAME ONE TIME! On top of that, everybody's talking about facing you at WrestleMania as if it's some kind of a foregone conclusion that you're gonna beat me this Sunday - as if I'm some kind of a fluke champion, or a transitional champion, but they can all go to hell if they think that! And all of YOU all can go to hell if you think that! But most importantly, Rock, YOU can go to hell, too. Because there's something a lot more painful than any beating you can get, Rock, and that is the truth - because the truth hurts!" Pause for "Rock E" chant. Jericho: "The truth hurts, Rock, and the truth is you had the chance to become the Undisputed champ last month at Ven gea nce, but YOU FAILED! YOU were beaten by ME! And you wanna talk about facing the Undertaker or Steve Austin at WrestleMania - you can face anybody you want at WrestleMania, but it won't be for this Championship! ["Ass hole!"] Because this championship is not yours, Rock - this championship is MINE - it's MINE - IT'S ALL MINE - IT'S ALL MIIIINE - and the truth is...Chris Jericho is the most overlooked champion in WWF history! But you know what else is the truth, Rock? At WrestleMania, I will STILL be the Champion - because this is MY championship - this is my championship, dammit, and this is my show, and this is MY--" Rock: "Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Let the Rock clarify something to you, Undisputed champion or not, this is not YOUR show...this is SmackDown!, this is THEROCK's show! And what you're failling to realise is everybody is talkin' about WrestleMania, facin' the Rock, for one reason: because THEY know, them in the back, they know, the guys in the back, they know, them, the MILLIONS...and millions of the Rock's fans, they know that the Rock...is better than you. You see the guys in the back know it, everybody around the world knows it, you know it - and you see, Chris Jericho, the truth, it does hurt - it really really hurts - but not as much as the Rock is goin' to hurt you this Sunday at Royal Rumble IF YA SUH-MELLLLLLL--" Jericho: "NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! I AM NOT A JOKE! I AM SERIOUS! AND YOU WILL NOT LOOK PAST ME, YOU STUPID SON OF A (BITCH)!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
