WWF Wrestlecrap..............my inducties.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

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Personally, i liked WWF alot during the time periods of the early 1990's. Altough i was a little young to know jack about it, i finally decided to look over some my WWF sources and put together some WWF PPVS USING WWF CRAP. FEEL THE LAUGHTER ALREADY? IF YOU DO, YOUR A FUCKIN RETARD!!

 

lets start at the apidamy of WWF, WM1, except all gimmicks existed then.

(puts gunn to head, blows).

 

anyway, here is the roster of Blackhole studded Losers who dont disserve any recognition whatsoever.

 

Bastion Booger

Mantuar

Gobblydy Gooker

Doink The Clown

Abe Knuckleball Schwartz

the Goon

Max Moon

Damien Damento

The Executioner

"Real Man's Man" Steve Regal

The Hurricane

Repo Man

Tugboat

Rocky Miavia

TL Hopper

Duke "The DumpsteR" Droese

Kwang

Giant Gonzalez

The Machines

Brutus The Barber

Avatar

Sisters of Love

Right To Censor

Who

Nailz

Red Rooster

Friar Ferguson

Blue Meanie

The Genius

"Razor Ramon"

Diesel"

Issac Yankemm

Well Dunn

Billy & Chuckie

Rockabilly

Jesse James

Ultimate Warrior

Ludvig Borga (had to, sorry)

Power & Glory

Odities

Faarooq Asad

Bushwhackers

Underfaker

Butch Reed

Akeem

AMerican Dream Dusty Rhodes

Waylon Mercy

Savio Vega

Makin a Difference Fatu

Sultan

Eli & Jacob Blu

Southern Justise

 

more to be named if anyone has suggestions and some events.

[Guest DEEP THOUGHT]

I was just wondering what's wrong with the Genius gimmick. It was no different from the character Leapin' Lanny Poffo portrayed prior to taking the gimmick of the Genius. They both read poetry, pranced about and acted "gay". The only difference was that Leapin' Lanny Poffo was a babyface. While the Genius called himself "The World's smartest man" and was a heel.

 

I have no idea why you included the Ultimate Warrior as Wrestlecrap. Jim Hellwig/Warrior played the role very well and was extremely over during BOTH his stints in the WWF. Of course I'm not a fan of his, but I did enjoy seeing him no sell the pedigree and squash HHH in 90 seconds at Wrestlemania XII.

 

I think you forgot Men on a Mission, as well as the Truth Comission, D.O.A. and just about every other faction involved in the gang wars of 1997.

[Guest Kagato Otaku]

The Hurricane? Waylon Mercy?

 

Them's fightin' words, Scorpy.

 

And what did Power & Glory ever do to you? Those sunglasses were KEWL.

 

Well, not really.

[Guest Dark Lotus]

Here's a bigger difference... "Leapin" Lanny was a jobber.  The Genius was at least marginally over.

[Guest Kagato Otaku]

The Genius also read from a scroll instead of lowly frisbees.

[Guest EI Cubano]

What in God's name...

 

"Blackhole studded losers who don't deserve any recognition at all?..."apidome?"

 

How can Butch Reed be "Wrestlecrap"(I am really starting to hate that term), he is a MAN, not a bad gimmick. The Natural thing wasn't even that bad. The Ultimate Warrior, The Bushwackers, and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake were not bad gimmicks, they were very effective gimmicks that need to be looked at in the context of the late 80's, not today. The Warrior and "Barber" gimmicks worked well enough for the WWF to give one of them the world title and have the other headline house shows in the late 80's.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Beefcake also main-evented a SummerSlam.  And why does everybody hate Power & Glory?

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Its not i hate any of these guys or thier gimmick (cept for a few), I am posting them as people that were voted for. Only the top 5 or 10 are on my personal suck list.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

Techno Team 2000

Remember them?

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Erik Watts & Chad Fortune.  Who can't remember them?

[Guest cfgb]

"puts gunn to head, blows"

 

That was a spelling mistake and not a Freudian slip right?

[Guest Anorak]

Doink was a very clever and successful gimmick, sure it got pretty crappy when Dink showed up and those awful midget matches happened but for a time it really captivated the crowd. Remember the pop he got at the gimmick battle royle when the crowd was silent for some of the real wrestlecrappers?

 

The Warrior was over like mad and fitted well into the wwf of that era.

[Guest SuicidalAfterBash91]

I agree with El Cubano.

 

Back in the day there was no one to go ' a wrestling barber , gee, what are they smoking?' Those kind of characters were very over in their day and back then, as marks, we loved (well liked at most) those characters, but now too many people laugh at the past, which is a pretty easy target.

[Guest]

I agree with all the inductees except for

 

Power and Glory(I do hate them though)

Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake(liked him)

The Ultimate Warrior(hated him)

[Guest JHawk]

I would like to know what's wrong with Power & Glory as well.  Aside from people still being bitter about Paul Roma being a Horseman, anyway.  They did some good double team moves and had some entertaining matches though.

[Guest Jericholic82]

did tekno team ever wrestle on TV? I remember seeing abio of them in the wwf mag but never saw them on tv.  even have a trading card of them.  but i never saw them, weird.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

They had a few matches then vanished along with Mantuar, Adam Bomb, Well Dunn, Tatanka and several other non-drawers.

[Guest]

Tantaka was a draw for awhile I thought. And what was Power and Glorys gimmick anyway? And Avatars?

[Guest chirs3]

Excuse me?

 

The Hurricane? Razor Ramon?!

 

What the hell are you smoking, Scorpion?

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Weed

 

I meant "Razor ramon" a sin Fake Razor

 

And when Hurricanes gimmick first started.

[Guest]

I have to agree with NWOScorpion. The Hurricane gimmick was really bad. Too bad Wrestlecrap never added him. Let's hope some other bad gimmick site covers him.

[Guest razazteca]

what about Rythem & Blues with the Honkettes singing in a pink convertable????

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Well, that was a one time only thing, but it still counts id guess.

[Guest muzanisa]

If we're going for one shots then the Duchess of Queensbury match between Regal and Jericho.

[Guest]

Power & Glory as WrestleCrap is a tired cliché that a lot of people apparantly don't agree with.

 

I wrote this in a Paul Roma forum some weeks ago:

 

"Oh, come on. He wasn't that bad. He had one of the highest dropkicks I have ever seen, he did his share in P&G (who btw had an awesome finisher in the Powerplex) and Pretty Wonderful was a good team. Nothing wrong there. Someone made a huge mistake when he became a Horseman but I wouldn't hold that against him. That's like hating Ronnie Garvin for being given the NWA World title to job it back to Flair at Starrcade'87. They just got lucky on your entertaiments expense.  

 

In my humble opinion both Roma and Garvin are among the open doors that people love to kick in for no apparent reason."

[Guest alfdogg]

How DARE you besmirch the Repo Man like that!

 

I liked Akeem, too.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Funny, seems like most of the bad gimmicks i kinda enjoyed, nbut their kinda bad still.

[Guest papacita]

did tekno team ever wrestle on TV? I remember seeing abio of them in the wwf mag but never saw them on tv.  even have a trading card of them.  but i never saw them, weird.

Yeah they had a few matches in 95 and returned in mid 96 to have a few matches with the Bodydonnas or the Smokin' Gunns...I think they even got a Tag Title shot.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

What's wrong with Billy & Chuck? While it did take them a while to become anything different, with the help of Rico they've become an entertaining, formidable, and over team.

 

I'm not even going to bother arguing The Hurricane, as I've loved that gimmick from day one.  It would be like me trying to argue about Raven... my terrible bias would seep through and I wouldn't be able to get a proper argument and would come off as stupid.

 

Also, what's wrong with the Gobbledygooker? I'm serious.  If it was anything other than a one time deal I could see why, but since the Gobbledygooker only appeared once, ever (not counting the Gimmick Battle Royal), what's everyone's problem with it? I actually think the costume was kinda cute, albeit very cartoonish (obviously), and watching Mean Gene dance was funny in a sado-masochistic sort of way... even if the segment did run about thrice as long as it should have.

[Guest Anorak]

The reason the Gobbledygooker's one and only appearance is so infamous was because the crowd totally turned on it and were openly hostile towards its presence. Watch Survivor Series 90, listen to the crowd booing and watch the various objects being thrown in its direction. For any WWF crowd (especially in that era) that kind of reaction was unusual and proved how stupid the whole thing really was.

 

I still don't think the Billy/Chuck team is really over in all honesty but i agree Rico has improved them to an extent, he's certainly more entertaining than Billy and Chuck.